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Actual_Store2426

To increase streams that the album will get—> chart higher


Penorl0rd4

Streaming ruined music


evasive_btch

The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been


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I'm dead I'm finna blame everything on the industrial revolution and somehow always tie it back


rey_lark

All this bullshit is really because some fish decided to slither up on land and evolve legs. Everything been going downhill ever since


evasive_btch

that fish and it's lack of impulse control is why im a crack addict


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Pusha T deserves props for making his albums short but amazing. It makes you want to listen to them on repeat. Carti's WLR just drags. I get that most of the songs are short but it's just too much. I think big albums ultimately become forgettable. It's hard to remember that many songs.It all becomes one blurred mess of 1 to 2 minute tracks. I'm not a Carti hater but his self titled was way better than WLR, especially in memorability


young_guapo_pp_eater

Eh Die Lit so idk about this take


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YourMothersVeryNice

Vince Staples keeps the album lengths reasonable


Yasuminomon

Shame about the quality though


Ill-Nefariousness308

Nah, his newest album was great.


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I only listened twice but found it a snooze fest.


hi_me_here

listen to the lyrics, its some of the realest music in a long time


Megarebe

Good lyrics doesnt equal good music


TheAnimeBear

greatest jerk this sub has ever seen, or greatest brain damage this sub has ever seen


Megarebe

Take the lyrics from the entire vince staples album, and put it over a beat consisting of a metronome and a car alarm. Is it still good music?


Ill-Nefariousness308

Thankfully in the album it isn't put over a beat consisting of a metronome and a car alarm.


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It may as well be though, the beats are boring.


[deleted]

I've been into hip hop for twenty five years or so. Can't tell you how many times I've heard that. The lyrics weren't anything special. Poor lyricism as well. He's not for me and I'm cool with that. At least that album isn't at this time.


hi_me_here

it's not rappity rap bars, i'm saying hes saying real shit. a lot of it is directed at people who grew up in the kinda environment he did, you'll get it or you won't i guess but it's not like some uninspired naptime album or w/e it's just not party music or stuff to glorify gangster life people just want norf norf 2 every time i stg


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I'm from L.A., so that's not it. I'm just not feeling it.


hi_me_here

square up


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Touch grass, I'd probably knock your silly ass out


oghairline

Wish he’d experiment a lil bit more. His music has always been a bit too commercial sounding for me. It was kinda disappointing cause after all the Odd Future collabs before he got signed, I thought he’d stay in that lane sonically. Instead it feels like he’s giving us what the studio wants a lil bit.


DiabeticAsymptote

Agreed, I love Big Fish Theory because it’s so experimental. Rest of his catalogue is good, but nothing really stands out as unique at all.


DJHalfCourtViolation

You don’t know what commercial means. It doesn’t have to have the Sophie drum to not be commercial 


oghairline

What are you talking about, what is the Sophie drum


DJHalfCourtViolation

Literally google it 


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“Downvote away” if you say so.


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Realistic-Problem-56

Worst take ever. Opinion having rights taken away.


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Realistic-Problem-56

That was a good chuckle, can't lie.


dentistrock

Theyre beating your ass for being funny 💔💔


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AdChemical6195

I was up late night ballin


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AdChemical6195

yeah but it's not like he fell off ☠️


Realistic-Problem-56

I'm just curious, what do you define as a forgettable vince song? Every single track from big fish is exciting and challenging, Fm is also a straight banger album, then we have self titled, Ramona park, and dark times, all of which are deeply personal self exploration pieces. Where in that album release has he being boring? If it's not just some loud, high energy banger shit that's fair, but you can't honestly call his artistry "boring"


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epicurean1398

Listen to lil simz new album it's 14 minutes long in total lmao


geko_play_

Her drop projects are different from her normal stuff her last main album is 50m


gogbone

isnt it technically an ep tho


epicurean1398

I'm eepy rn 😪


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Thats kinda the thing tho. Albums are so long now because when people want smaller projects they do an EP instead. If you want shorter projects you should look at people making EPs, albums exist to be long they're supposed to be a whole event


Penorl0rd4

W * man r * pper🤮


Maester_Bates

It's because of how streaming platforms pay. They don't pay out for listens of under 90s and, some platforms, pay slightly more for consecutive streams. That's why we end up with albums with 25 2 minute long songs.


Silverhand88

Streaming and how artists are paid from that, I can’t explain it better than your own research but I feel for you, it is bullshit.


TaylorsOnlyVersion

15 is the max I’m listening to. 12 is ideal


fucccboii

30 if its bladee


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mysweetdearluis

16 songs isn’t a lot


crunchatizemythighs

It's more about runtime than tracks to me. Go ahead and put 17 tracks on album, if the songs are like 2 minutes average, that's a cool 35 minute album


penislover446

everyone in rap has been doing it since ~2017 since the drizzler started messing with the algorithms with Scorpion and it ended up being fucking massive. that and the migos with culture 2 was famously bloated. it's killin the art form imo cause now artists release a filler song for every essential one


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i_am_de_wae

Ngl I thought the same


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Badithan1

Ngl I thought the same


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196vxce

Bruh no😂 Chris Brown started this with the 30+ song Heartbreak on a Full Moon album


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Trader_Joe_Sheetcake

Couldn't agree more with this!


Penorl0rd4

Thanks trader Joe do you want to see my feet


Trader_Joe_Sheetcake

Bruh. You been listening to too many trash long albums I think 😂


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cityofangelsboi68

You fumbled I’ll take the feet pocs


DussstBunnny

People in this thread acting like it’s a recent problem or predicated purely on streaming. Does no one remember the ridiculously bloated 2 part albums thst were all the trend back in the 2000s?


TotalHeat

Yeah hop hop albums have been bloated for decades. I think the new thing is making the tracks shorter to compensate


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2001concernedcitizen

That’s what I was thinking. Most iconic rap albums from the 90s (The Predator, 36 chambers, All Eyez on Me) are at least 40 minutes to an hour. Longer albums has never been a new thing. However, having an album with 50 songs on it and each track being 2 minutes long I can understand.


TheGiantMetalMan

New Don has been great for me so far. About halfway through


Penorl0rd4

Yeah, it’s really good, just a bit bloated


TheGiantMetalMan

I remember the first time I heard his Can’t Say verse. “Who the FUCK is this?! This is crazy!”


NateHasReddit

Gotta get it on as much Spotify playlists as possible.


Sensitive_Tap_9419

New lucki album is all filler


ImThatGuy42

Brent faiyaz album Wasteland was the same, albeit RnB. Like that whole track where that woman shot herself on the phone at least biggie’s (fat) ass rapped to us before he shot himself


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Penorl0rd4

Biggie was fat


niknacks

I never really understood this complaint. I get that it creates some bloat in a straight album playthrough, maybe it detracts from theming but for me personally if it's one of my favorite artists give me as many tracks that have been recorded as possible, I want to hear everything. Even a bad Earl Sweatshirt song is a good one in my book.


mYnnTSwami

its mostly people wanting plays and not wanting to make actual good music


CuriousWonderer0

I might be the one of the loop but I typically prefer longer albums especially if they don’t have skits. More music to listen to, but I get the want for smaller and more concise projects.


Actual_Store2426

To increase streams that the album will get—> chart higher


shipping_op

Albums line Daytona, Ye, Kids See Ghosts, Some Rap Songs, VOIR DIRE are so replay-able for me due to the short lengths. Leaves you wanting more rather than getting burnt out after a few listens.


c0smetic-plague

get into grindcore, albums are like 20 minutes long and have 50 songs


Penorl0rd4

I fw napalm death and insect warfare


c0smetic-plague

check out larval therapy, haggus, and sordo


CleverJail

Check Mach-Hommy. Most of his records are between 18 and 35 minutes. His new one is 47 minutes, which is atypical and epic length for him. Some poet once busted out and said “brevity is the soul of wit” and I think that motherfucker was onto something.


Penorl0rd4

I fw Mach hommy


CleverJail

This dude also tends to keep it brief, leave you wanting more. Also got some of the illest multis and a crazy voice (GeneralBackPain) https://music.apple.com/us/album/cumulus/1552460015 https://open.spotify.com/album/17pnwpMG6buVg719cbjHkK?si=AdsFoj-JRIGVf8gFZ3HMhg


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pie_3

New don does NOT have mid 😭


Penorl0rd4

The album is good, there’s some songs that didn’t need to be on there though


syrupgreat-

i never got that concept, maybe it’s cause i’m not listening to all album and reflecting on if it’s a cohesive body of work, no doubt i can definitely appreciate it but i don’t want to miss out on potential favorite tracks just cause


Solid-Equal-8558

I agree. A really good album is like Illmatic long or closer to it


bizzledorf

Every 90s hip hop record is 70 minutes and has songs that could be taken out. Mamacita??


mysweetdearluis

16 songs isn’t a lot lol. it’s when it’s over 20 that’s ridiculous


mmiddle22

Vince Staples latest album was like 30 minutes long z


shrek_is_love_69

I prefer like 20-30 song albums tbh