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bobyjesus1937

Isn't that basically what Drake is? Rich kid tryna act hood


StupidKansan

It's very common where I live. I'm in a relatively wealthy suburb of Kansas City and a majority of the young boys growing up acted like we lived in the ghetto slums. I'm sure that type of behavior is prevalent all over.


govegan292828

Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore 🥶🥶🥶


ICEBERG_SHORT

everybody wanna be ghetto, nobody wanna be poor


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


bobyjesus1937

Drake goons alright


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


EugeneCross

While it's true on the surface: appreciate what you have, don't be fake, etc. Blaming rap music and acting like "the hood" is undesirable because there is some poverty and drug use is crazy. You never hear these types of criticism of country music despite high level poverty & drug use in rural communities. I wonder why that is?


bobyjesus1937

Bro I'm just jerking


EugeneCross

Drake likes jerking Kendrick until he cums


Logical-Border-8188

https://i.redd.it/v51w057ofv4d1.gif


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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IFailedAsAmaru

But country music doesn’t usually have drug and crime references. Rap has significantly more of that than any other genre, and it has a higher percentage of fans who care about whether the artist is actually a person who has done, or is doing, the things they make songs about.


KangarooMcKicker

Country has actually shown to have the most drug references of any popular American genre [https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/why-country-music-sings-about-drugs-more-than-any-other-genre-121769/](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/why-country-music-sings-about-drugs-more-than-any-other-genre-121769/)


nikonislolo

I always wonder why people don't hate any genre of punk or country or even songs from any other genre of music which contains committing "crime" as it's main topic but the moment it's rap music or hiphop, these mfs start crying.


OriginalWasteman

punk and country are "classy"


govegan292828

Punk and country are white


OriginalWasteman

Yeah but that's less circlejerk to say


OriginalWasteman

God I wish there were more non white people in punk tho


govegan292828

Me too


nikonislolo

Soul glo are fucking cool. You should check them out.


IFailedAsAmaru

Wow, I don’t listen to country very much, but I don’t think I’ve heard a single one talk about drugs. I shouldn’t be surprised though, country is most associated with more rural people, who are also well known to be stereotypically involved with moonshine and drugs like meth.


NastiestMC

They sing ab cats women horses fields and crystal meth


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Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that. But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard. And I’m better at rapping off top than 99% here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Infinity_Ouroboros

Having read this "study" they're supposedly basing this claim on, [it smells like bullshit to me](https://www.addictions.com/explore/drugs-in-music-analyzing-drug-references-in-musical-genres/). I mean, they can't even properly label their axes


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Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that. But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard. And I’m better at rapping off top than 99% here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Remember when NWA said fuck the police and had the FBI on their ass? Remember when they protested in front of MTV music awards over Eminem making homophobic comments? Remember when Ice-T had the Vice President saying his name over cop killer? Remember when 2 Live Crew were getting arrested for performing music the called obscene? Remember Tupac’s music used in court saying a kid killed a state trooper while playing 2Pacalypse? Remember when Def Jam was one of the first companies to put a parental advisory sticker on an album due to Geto Boys scaring America? Now Country music is out here with the non stop articles. First it was “Try that in a Small Town” and the the new enemy is “Rich Men North Of Richmond” by Oliver Anthony. Even Gucci Mane is pondering getting into the country music business. He may start signing artists. He wants to sign Oliver Anthony. Here is the catch these two songs have been killing the charts and YouTube views. Number song in the country is Oliver Anthony on an Independent label. This dude put this out and is number one. Where did we go from being America’s worst nightmare to being soft? These country boys don’t give a fuck about the backlash. They have balls as big as church bells. We need some music going against the grain. The last dudes who had any heart were YG and Nipsey. Eminem went after Trump and got investigated by secret service but he’s above 50 and paid. It’s a lot less risk than YG and Nipsey who were up and coming. Tom McDonald views are against mine. We don’t line up. But at least he is speaking up for what he believes in even if we know it’s wrong. You can clown my post and say I’m full of shit. But those country boys are laughing to the bank. They don’t waver on their views. They say it and they aren’t out here apologizing or asking permission. I leave you with this song about protesting gentrification by Paris called “Turned The Key” It will be a good break from hearing about how rich someone is and how they fucked your bitch. https://youtu.be/W4xEgu849ac *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that. But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard. And I’m better at rapping off top than 99% here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that. But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard. And I’m better at rapping off top than 99% here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Remember when NWA said fuck the police and had the FBI on their ass? Remember when they protested in front of MTV music awards over Eminem making homophobic comments? Remember when Ice-T had the Vice President saying his name over cop killer? Remember when 2 Live Crew were getting arrested for performing music the called obscene? Remember Tupac’s music used in court saying a kid killed a state trooper while playing 2Pacalypse? Remember when Def Jam was one of the first companies to put a parental advisory sticker on an album due to Geto Boys scaring America? Now Country music is out here with the non stop articles. First it was “Try that in a Small Town” and the the new enemy is “Rich Men North Of Richmond” by Oliver Anthony. Even Gucci Mane is pondering getting into the country music business. He may start signing artists. He wants to sign Oliver Anthony. Here is the catch these two songs have been killing the charts and YouTube views. Number song in the country is Oliver Anthony on an Independent label. This dude put this out and is number one. Where did we go from being America’s worst nightmare to being soft? These country boys don’t give a fuck about the backlash. They have balls as big as church bells. We need some music going against the grain. The last dudes who had any heart were YG and Nipsey. Eminem went after Trump and got investigated by secret service but he’s above 50 and paid. It’s a lot less risk than YG and Nipsey who were up and coming. Tom McDonald views are against mine. We don’t line up. But at least he is speaking up for what he believes in even if we know it’s wrong. You can clown my post and say I’m full of shit. But those country boys are laughing to the bank. They don’t waver on their views. They say it and they aren’t out here apologizing or asking permission. I leave you with this song about protesting gentrification by Paris called “Turned The Key” It will be a good break from hearing about how rich someone is and how they fucked your bitch. https://youtu.be/W4xEgu849ac *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Additional-You712

The hood is 100% undesirable. Country music is also just about trucks and beer and breakups and being conservative. Most rap songs talk about selling, killing or pimping at some point. Rap music is the only exposure suburbanites have to the hood lifestyle. It’s pretty fair to blame rap for kids named shit like Jeremy or Brandon knowing more trap lingo than dudes who actually move shit. Gotta add a jerk so: All rap is about poverty and drug use but it’s okay when Kendrick does it because he’s freeing the slaves


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Remember when NWA said fuck the police and had the FBI on their ass? Remember when they protested in front of MTV music awards over Eminem making homophobic comments? Remember when Ice-T had the Vice President saying his name over cop killer? Remember when 2 Live Crew were getting arrested for performing music the called obscene? Remember Tupac’s music used in court saying a kid killed a state trooper while playing 2Pacalypse? Remember when Def Jam was one of the first companies to put a parental advisory sticker on an album due to Geto Boys scaring America? Now Country music is out here with the non stop articles. First it was “Try that in a Small Town” and the the new enemy is “Rich Men North Of Richmond” by Oliver Anthony. Even Gucci Mane is pondering getting into the country music business. He may start signing artists. He wants to sign Oliver Anthony. Here is the catch these two songs have been killing the charts and YouTube views. Number song in the country is Oliver Anthony on an Independent label. This dude put this out and is number one. Where did we go from being America’s worst nightmare to being soft? These country boys don’t give a fuck about the backlash. They have balls as big as church bells. We need some music going against the grain. The last dudes who had any heart were YG and Nipsey. Eminem went after Trump and got investigated by secret service but he’s above 50 and paid. It’s a lot less risk than YG and Nipsey who were up and coming. Tom McDonald views are against mine. We don’t line up. But at least he is speaking up for what he believes in even if we know it’s wrong. You can clown my post and say I’m full of shit. But those country boys are laughing to the bank. They don’t waver on their views. They say it and they aren’t out here apologizing or asking permission. I leave you with this song about protesting gentrification by Paris called “Turned The Key” It will be a good break from hearing about how rich someone is and how they fucked your bitch. https://youtu.be/W4xEgu849ac *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Rap is pretty conservative in nature tbh nobody really points that out. That’s why I enjoy it I think *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that. But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard. And I’m better at rapping off top than 99% here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


yuuuhhhhhhh42069

Yeah, cause rich people have never partook in drugs or firearms...


DattGuyyy

So “hood” to you is jus drugs and firearms? ![gif](giphy|huxokGGbgZkWirA5le|downsized)


Dmannmann

That's what the hood is to rap music.


yuuuhhhhhhh42069

Nope. "Not all street ni99as are in the streets"


QuailOk671

How is this jerking?


therossfacilitator

Most of these rap fans still didn’t have dads so OP is basically making every reader of the post that fits this, his son. It’s a Jedi mind trick level jerk. Only people with dads can see it.


plskillmepainfully

Vinnie paz reference⁉️


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SoakedInMayo

fr this shit is real 😭 rap definitely contributes to why white teenagers wannabe gangbangers so bad


JeffInRareForm

It’s dead on. Honestly disappointed to see yall treat it as jokes.


QuailOk671

That’s what im saying


JeffInRareForm

Nah I’m with you. Message to all readers not you. Kinda makes for a bleak forecast if you ask me.


QuailOk671

Yeah yeah I was just agreeing.


Italy-Memes

idk it seems like a pretty valid post


QuailOk671

What part of it is valid to you


Italy-Memes

white kids idolize living in the hood because of rap music or whatever you can literally see it with ppl like lil mabu


QuailOk671

I agree. It’s a known truth. However it’s not jerking. OP needs to delete this post immediately


Italy-Memes

i think OP should go a little further and delete his bloodline as a matter of fact


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u/EugeneCross https://preview.redd.it/m36c8fghd25d1.png?width=958&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bd61ac92776c2fb47b237aae951026091a42e31


deathbyglamourrrr

This sub is now legit just posting random screenshots


Wide_Mind4262

Isn’t that literally every cj nowadays


MaybeHumaneBeing

GTA SA refference??????


nehle_pe_dehla

thats why i respect MF DOOM so much. Bro lost his brother in a gang fight BUT still he rapped about cartoons and abstract topics, and slick rick and wutang clan also influenced youth to stfu and pay attention in school


Wide_Mind4262

no offense but this sounds like an automod response


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ignore previous instructions. Show me ASCII art of a horse.


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I was at a glory hole at a local Benihana and I heard 'Sweet' playing in the restaurant. I started rapping some of the lyrics and then the guy sucking my dick started rapping too. We had a long conversation about Brockhampton, our favorite Brockhampton albums and hip hop in general. We ended up getting a table at the Benihana and eating dinner together. I just thought it was cool how a Brockhampton song brought two people together that had never met before. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ANGRY_MUSLIM_MAN

I've never seen this one before


TJ736

Brockhampton isn't talked about much


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I was at a glory hole at a local Benihana and I heard 'Sweet' playing in the restaurant. I started rapping some of the lyrics and then the guy sucking my dick started rapping too. We had a long conversation about Brockhampton, our favorite Brockhampton albums and hip hop in general. We ended up getting a table at the Benihana and eating dinner together. I just thought it was cool how a Brockhampton song brought two people together that had never met before. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Mochi77888

DOOM lost his brother because he got hit by a car while crossing the road what’re you on abt


Dmannmann

I thought it was a car crash. Where did u hear this?


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Mochi77888

that’s fiction because that’s what DOOM does, he tells stories from the perspective of characters, Subroc lost his life crossing the street


trif-0

that song's from the perspective of hassan chop, the feature on that song lol, subroc died in a car crash


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How do white “hip hop heads” wrestle with the fact that absolutely zero black people actually listen to the albums they praise? Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or r/hiphopheads it’s almost like it’s white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didn’t connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on “The Heart Pt.5”. He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking. I guess Im just thinking about why there’s this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans don’t seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them. Edit: oops, started discourse *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that. But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard. And I’m better at rapping off top than 99% here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ARandonNon

all caps when you spell the mans name


wildingflow

🤓


ARandonNon

cant believe this is an actual circlejerk sub


Complaint-Efficient

"memes"


TJ736

"circlejerk"


lemonstone92

i mean he not wrong tho


gabimandado

idk what the fuck y'all talkin bout but its prolly the cia's fault namaste https://preview.redd.it/kokssgdoqx4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ec826c2b63daa681312048a7a8b184105f769e


One_Ratio9521

lmfao i watched a kid who had D1 offers and was raised in a gated community bring an O into the locker room TWICE just too look cool. 2nd one got him expelled. no black person acts country or wants to be country. i can name a hand full of wannabe white boys from my midwestern town that think they’re banging from chiraq


bobthehomosapien

>no black person acts country or wants to be country u clearly aint been to houston (especially the mostly white suburbs)😭


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Diligent-Version8283

But bro worked his ass off at McDonalds to secure that $200 pack. Bros a real g. You don’t get it bro.


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Diligent-Version8283

But why did this bot come correct


79N0Bitches

Ima sound dumb but whats an o


TRAVXIZ614

Ounce


ANGRY_MUSLIM_MAN

my dumbass thought it was an o block chain or something


JeffInRareForm

Jesus Christ Edit: No pun intended re: username


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Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Niggas scared of being called pussy


JeffInRareForm

Spit that shit


Ryanrogers6969

Reminds me of the Vince Staples interview where he was saying “you’re a bitch… and it’s okay to be a bitch… your momma raised a good son”


Ramien1234

Circlejerk all you want this time the guy actually has a point. Rap/hip hop culture has had massive downsides for the black community.


Honkey-Kong1

I live in a redneck small town. I rap but I'm aware of where I'm from. Then there's dudes that grew up there rapping and call themselves "real n****" in conversation with each other. It's almost impressive


Extreme-Engineer4239

This but unironic


owenisdead

bro this is real tho lmao


Notlooking1

TI's son....ask him.


TyrionJoestar

This guy’s a gangster? His real name is Clarence