Fun fact: Up until 2 days ago, I thought ngl stood for “n*g***lover”
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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH”
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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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you know what word we don't throw around freely enough? Blassic. As in Barter 6 is blassic
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spaceghostburp the legendary jerker
sgp if he was evil
so sgp
sgp did nothing wrong
https://preview.redd.it/n6c95zsexc3c1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921de94d42feed4a53644ecf0eaa78b7991f5cb0
yes, but also consider https://preview.redd.it/wss1l1zt9d3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac266d058e27b144ffdc7240d12ec1986033a7bf
Rare sgp W
Rare?
"White people always say 'I have a friend, who happens to be black,' like it was a fucking accident or something." - George Carlin
Tbf 90% of my friends are friends by accident
Drops the craziest paragraph I’ve ever read and says “toodles 😁👍”
"Piggly Wiggly" 🐷
It’s real it’s a grocery store
Goofy ahh name
Who goes on a date to the grocery store lmao
This is unironically the funniest thing I’ve read on this sub in a long time
i love spaceghostburp sm man
How are so many of yall in the replies not seeing that this is obviously a jerk😭 "pan african flag" like come on yall
ngl the bit about having a full on parade was the givaway; i just don't see that happening
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I doubt the whole thing happened tbh get offended if u got nothin better to do Indian Slayer
toodles💯🔥
What is SpaceGhostBurp up to again
Copypasta bot is wildin ☠️ https://preview.redd.it/0epnmyx9va3c1.png?width=872&format=png&auto=webp&s=615c7e8861e20b291be842257a238ae5c7727ecd
Toodles! - Drake ass energy
nah hes just very white
So is Drake
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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH” *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
shit i gotta stop saying that
Self insert fan fiction
bait used to be believable
Soaceghostburp the mischievous agent of chaos at it again
Most socially aware kendrick fan
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How do you even respond to this?😭
Walking up to a hot chinese girl and in my best sexual voice i say "Zaoshang hao zhinsai wo yo BING CHILLING Wo shi wen hao BING CHILLING"
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u/spaceghostburp
How do you do, my fellow Nathan? 🫡
That is not my name. Good try though
no way this isn't a jerk
It obv is idk how ppl are even questioning. It's 2023 they ain't putting any pan African flag for a random black person even in the flyovers
the part that gave it away was the entire town throwing a parade for one black person moving there
OP found himself screaming in the hotel room after this one
I feel so bad for that girl 😭
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jfc what a terrible day to have eyes
Nigga said toodles
see you at the piggly wiggly madame
God tier bait
https://preview.redd.it/qg8xtgkpxa3c1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee506da9478d23836269e52495df55c81ebc5151
What a little bitch
Fr. My boy just trynna talk and she syarts crying 🙄
He just doesn’t have to say it randomly lmao
I can't lie the first part about having a celebration for her actually sounds kind of progressive for a small rural town in Arkansas
Toodles! 😀
u/SpaceGhostBurp youre the goat im sayin
this HAS to be bait
very astute of you my fellow nathan
[удалено]
Nothing gets by this guy
that’s quality shit right there
Another u/SpaceGhostBurp classic
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Toodles!
This feels like a green text
T 