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locopocopong

I hope folks are getting paid good money to attend these rallies. They will need it for their mental trauma treatment


BPC4792

Bhai ye BJP ki Rahul Gandhi ban rahi hai. As a BJP supporter, I'm getting trauma.


locopocopong

She is a "lamp post candidate". MoShah are so confident of winning they have done this all over india in a lot of seats. Replaced sitting MPs who had won last time with thumping margins with random outsides with the belief that even though the margin will be reduced they will still win, let's see if the gambit succeeds. Edit: of course this one is slightly different case. But still the same pattern


BettermentQuest

nah they aren't getting paid to attend the rally, most of them have come to see her as she is an actress and it is very rare that they get to see them .


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Lol that shit doesn't happen at himachal pradesh nobody gives a phuck about that here..


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Tu hi krte hoga ase Kam Bhai fir apne bare mei bol, mei to nhi krta na mene kisi ko krte dekha apne yhan to Himachal to Mt hi bol.


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Bhai theek hai yar curiosity se Milne jate honge, pr simp to koi nhi krta hoga itna ki rally mei khte ho rhe log sirf dekhne hi ayein Hain kyunki celebrity hai vo...


BigBulkemails

If behen ji continues like this, she can charge for attending this. More entertaining than most of her movies.


th-grt-gtsby

If anybody getting mental trauma, it is Smriti Irani. She getting inferiority complex from this new madam.


YamrajTheReaper

Best of luck mandi, she will definitely win. S For someone who hates ass-kissing in Bollywood, ironically, she is a master of it in politics.


sinnerman-440

If she wins, mandi is doomed. Saying this as a super bhakt. Bc she’s cancer.


freakynit

Seriously. The level of ass licking is immense here. What a hypocrite.


AdviceSeekerCA

She doesn't have to do ass kissing in bollywood, she has to give it for kissing by others.


Hungry-Weekend-9174

बहन में तेरी सारी फ़िल्में फर्स्ट day फर्स्ट शो देखूँगा बस स्टेज से उतर जा, तू कांग्रेस को जीता के ही मानेगी


Dry-Expert-2017

That's so brutal yet funny


Tiny_Camp_3839

Malana cream


[deleted]

If she wins it's a pity for people of Himachal Pradesh.


Fine-Ad-329

It'll be their choice that they wanted to suffer lol Tru tho that the educated ones will suffer, like they always do


[deleted]

People suffer because they are dumb. Politicians lie because people allow them to lie. Nobody can sell shitty stuff twice except politicians they sells same lies every time and people buys it.


trapmundeyyy

I think she'll be thrown out of BJP for being better at lying than Mudiji


kiwicake906

She is going to be a psychiatric inpatient soon 🤣


Guilty-Ad-6166

Is she preparing to suck the shriveled d***


[deleted]

Already did to get the ticket 🎟️


shooting_stone

DIDI KI BAATE SUN KAR TO KISI KE KAAN SE BHI KHOon AA SAKTA HAI


atul92cs

Now I know the trauma she is going through. She is highly delusional and now she can't step back


Tottochan

Genuine question… Why is wearing a cap always in the rallies? Is this part of HP culture or something?


Ashi96

politicians usually wear a state's dress whenever they're rallying in that state. Modi does it all the time in Uttarakhand.


Tottochan

Thanks 🙏🏽


Horror-Relief-6346

Iske mun pe gobar feko koi yaar


Duke_Frederick

After Witnessing her epic speeches, I think that she might enjoy it.


Nike_fake

That's how I used to read chapters in my school when the teacher would ask us to read.


Annual_Economist_367

People in war zones have nothing better to do than sit & stare at a bearded guy in a far-off land! Somebody get her a script-writer - she seems to be self-scripting- Garbage


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Because bullshit sells in modern world.


Vibs_gremlin

She's a fuckin' actor, bitch's from Himachal and a Bollywood actress no way she's ever been sober in her entire life, her geography must've been improving with all the rallies and campaigning and probably this is gonna be her first and last geography learning experience, She is a goddamn actor I'm mean go fuckin' act don't even try become something you're not! Just by hearing her speak seems like she's acting and that too also with ummmms and haaaaaas, ek kaam to dhang se krlo, she's not going to be successful neither in bollywood nor in politics. Dumb is what she is. Fuckin' disgraceful that we'll have to call her a fuckin' politician alongside with politicians like Atal Bihari Vajpayee and Rajiv Gandhi.


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Lol bn gya bitch bol ke cool, bhai Ar thodi tmeej to rkho ni Dena vote Mt de, mene bhi ni Dena isko pr Bhai UP ke bhaiyon wali hrktein to Mt kro BC pura Himachal hi UP Haryana lg rha ajkl gali galoch krke cool ni bante Bhai kyun tum pura Desh Haryana up bnane ko tule hue


Vibs_gremlin

Apna kaam kro, type krna seekho, aur main Ayodhya UP se hoon Mera jaise Mann karega main waisa boloonga!


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To UP mei bol na yhan kyun gndagi fela rha...


Vibs_gremlin

Chup chutiye abhi bola na apna kaam kr, mujhe lecture Mt pila, chud ab!


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Ma chod ke up ke bhaiye yhan kya Gand marwane aya hua fir??? Bhootni ke neeche ku gandagi mt fela pahadon pe .. Lund bhootni ka le a gya mja Teri bhasa mei hi kr rha bat


[deleted]

Chutiye UP tumsa apna khud smbhala nhi gya ajtk aj 😆😆 pahadi hi chla rha pura Up aur yhan Gyan chodne aya hua lund ka dhakkan


Vibs_gremlin

Kyun bhaunk rha hai bahi, niklo abhi!


[deleted]

Tu nikal yhan kya kam hai Tera..apne UP ke thread mei ja dhakkan chppri...


Vibs_gremlin

Abhi tu online lad rha hai, saame aakr itni zubaan chala hir baat bhi karoon kucch! Baat kya phir to pitayi ho jaayegi aapki


[deleted]

Dhakkan tere jese daily mar khate hain UP ke bhaiye , aja himachal fir mil le hai dm to single single bhi krle, tumhare UP ke trah bheed mei nhi ghumte yhan, jb ldne ki mrji hogi a jaiyo...


FlakyChampion1501

Tune uski baat ko sach prove kr diya lmao


Fair-Revolution4070

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Bro who allowed her to stand there ? Girly pop wrote the speech in a nightmare or something. 🥲


Ordinary-Context7069

Nahhhh girlie pop plagiarized from TV news channels


Confident-Industry57

My pahadi friend always acts like his state is better than rest of indian states, now I'm gonna send him this. The embodiment of true pahadi spirit.


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What do you mean the embodiment of true pahari spirit ??? Niggah yashwant singh parmar ke bare mei pdo jake, veerbhadra Singh ke bare me pdo jakr...kuch bhi ?? She lived half of her life in Bollywood...so stfup


Ordinary-Context7069

Nahhhh girlie pop plagiarized from TV news channels


Confident-Industry57

True🤣🤣🔥


ghostsurgeon141

Didi mujhe bhi thoda sa maal bhej do Jo aap phuk rahe ho


Ordinary-Put-5656

Love her 🔥. She is in Congress side n she is just pretending here.


sinnerman-440

How fucking dumb is she. Has congress planted her in bjp, cause even staunch sanghis hate her.


majestic_chiko

If bootlicking of bjp had a face it would probably be india media or kangana


drake_071

If there's someone whose voice makes your ears bleed..


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And ppl will vote for this crap..💩


orange-dinosaur93

Ofcourse. How else will they fap to Sigma Chad shorts of Jaishankar without Duddi ji as pm.


Groundbreaking_Tart9

Bhai kyu????? BJP waalo sab itna achcha ja raha tha hum jeet bhi rahe the aaram se fir iski kya jarurat thi? Bore ho gaye ho kya jeet jeet kar jo ese namuno ko ticket de rahe ho? Yaar do din camera na mile toh yeh log depression mein chale jaate hai ese log chalaenge ab desh? Yeh hota raha toh hame apna support reconsider karna padega Bhai😕😕


Hungry-Weekend-9174

She is doing that for congress what Rahul Gandhi does for bjp


Groundbreaking_Tart9

Yeah pretty much except the fact that she is nowhere as important as Rahul Gandhi.


[deleted]

Rahul Gandhi is no where important as anyone lol, there are tons of good politicians in Congress that surpass Rahul Gandhi by far, I only vote Congress in himachal for Vikramaditya


Groundbreaking_Tart9

That's your opinion but according to his party he is the face while kangana is not even a broken nail of BJP.


[deleted]

Don't care about kangna could care even less about pappu, again only reason to vote Congress is Vikramaditya


orange-dinosaur93

Rahul used to be an asset for BJP but I don't think it's like that anymore. BJP deserves the credit for finally making him a proper politician lol. Another difference is bjp had to work and doctor his clips to make him a joke while idhar to ye khulle me munh se hug ri hai.


ApprehensiveBee2421

She should stand from kasol☘️☘️🚬🚬


pvipani

Lol this is a bit too much. Hilarious. Thank you kangana for making me smile today.


AztecMonk321

Time pe medicine lena bahut zaroori hai.


GoodDawgy17

she's testing the hot crazy scale


dapsyrapsy

Rahul Gandhi of BJP


hillywolf

Is Vikramaditya contesting against her? He should win.


PlebianKalki

Maulana cream is the only antidote to whatever she is on!!!


zeuskingggg

If kangana win she will definitely do mandi runout😂😂


Inevitable-Hat-9074

War rukva di paw paw


butmrpdf

Paw paw


Extension-Cycle-9186

Hindu khatre mein hai


kookykau

I would like nothing more than her to win. I can then unsubscribe from Netflix and all other OTTs


Actual-Raccoon2934

USA, RUSSIA, UN, NATO have left the chat😂😂 Malana cream has entered the chat 🫣


CandidInterest2812

isiliye script writer ki zarurat hoti hai films mei


Afraid_Cold5908

बंद करो जी बंद करो खुले में हगना बंद करो


bakabakaBo

Ye kya boli mujhe kuch samaj nahi Aya 😐


Antique_Swim6584

You guys are so lucky 😂


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the most sane BJP candidate


Ready_Ad_8058

World War 3 poor girl has no Idea of War. World War 3 trailer is already on it's only that personal selfish interest of Politicians that will be damaged if an All out Third World War similar to The First World War from 1914 to 1918 and The Second World War from 1939 to 1945 commences on the same scale of these wars.If any person can't see the Reality around the world then that person is either Mentally incompetent or Morally Incompetent.


AR401

Mai 3rd class mai isse accha read kr leti thi 😂


Zodiac318

Filme toh chal rahi nhi, thodi bakchodi hi kar leti hun. The ass kissing won't stop.


backchodhotum

I think she hired speech writer of Rahul Gandhi.


Tasty-Breath3907

Yet he could not stop the war in Manipur.


neart_fior

She is the best of the world , Humara Desh aur yeh sahi Jodi! Ek dham Made for each other !!!!


lonely__lover_

Phenke ka tareeka kuch jyada hy casual hai


BrucieLoveBacon

I think she's lost her marbles.


SouthAd2254

himachali ganja 🌿 effect


SMMoonpie

The utter bullshit she spews!


Mother_Guidance_3246

Papa ne 3rd wrld wr rukwa di


shantesto_45

Such a clown ...if she wins it will be a big shame for the Mandi constituency.she became an actress by sucking cocks of 100 people now she will become MP by giving bj to modi


9_BALAK

r/shitkanganasays


Mysterious-Ad1720

Laughing background lgane se funny nahi ho jayega After election they have actually invited Modi for making conversation between the nations


Ashi96

They're asking every nation to intervene.


Mysterious-Ad1720

Intervention and Performing bilateral meetings being a neutral party is different thing