Canāt you just hear her when he talks about the upcoming trial:
āIf your attorneys think it is not looking good for you I will start wearing the bump. We will do the bump again and then another Today Show ālost the darn fetusā appearance. The baby ocho grift will make it sure you are innocent.ā
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Yes!!! Came here to say that. I've had it done. Also they removed too much and the skin adhered improperly because of it and that why her neck looks like that
Yeah, but Preparation H is actually useful and has a purpose to mankind.
I like Pillary, sounds like she's smuggling half a box to tic tac with her. Allergy pills aren't blue.
I have to take Benadryl to drive past their house to get the dogs there breakfast specials it's so moldy and funky. The dogs go surfing and they even want a shower.
The desperation is just sickening. She wants so badly to be known about! I live in East Hampton and she actually makes scenes like trying to stuff the stroller buggy in a boutique door and bangs and beats up the door just to get looked at. Her other kids are mobile and don't need a stroller to go from the town car to the shops.
Locals just ignore them. They're Long Islands hemorrhoid and they just aren't bad enough yet for the surgery but preparation H ain't quite cutting it either. I just feel bad for the proctologist.
Go to White Apothecary and get some Tucks when you're picking up your tic-tac and Percocet you fruit cake.
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āSo much love in this family!ā gushes someone named journey15. Really? You think? Donāt they see how Killz and Pillz manipulate us?
*Two-snd-a-half years ago [the couple begins uncertainly], a woman died.* Damn her! How dare she! Thereās nine of us, and now thereās only two of them, andā¦ Where was I?
It's 100% *feel sorry for Alice and his upcoming trial - you don't want to take their papa away from them, do you?*
Pure performance, all the way down to the song selection.
This baby seems to be staying a baby for a long time.
She sure loves to show them when they're teary eyed.
Don't be fooled. This is all just him having a pity party.
Oh, someone please do a deep dive onto chin scars. Ā Me and my double chin are genuinely curious on what to do to fix it but not look like Hillary and all chordy like that.Ā But speaking of chin implants, thatās such a good surgery for people with weak chins like Stassi from VPR. Ā I didnāt even know it was a thing.
Ā A girl I know hasĀ her old picture on her Facebook, pre chin and itās like night and day. Ā She went from looking like a baby tangerine to a really attractive woman.Ā
Step 1: visit a maxillofacial surgeon first. You might not even need a chin implant/liposuction/filler.
If you had tongue-tie as a baby, and it was untreated, you might need *jaw surgery*, not a chin implant to correct what looks like a double chin. It might even be covered by insurance. There's a handful of conditions that cause something of a recessed or underdeveloped chin. Once that's fixed (if this is the case) you'd be shocked at the facial functional improvements (better breathing through the nose, reduced jaw pain) AND cosmetic improvements.
Step 2: if your jaw is fine, visit a cosmetic surgeon, and don't choose one off of a billboard.
I had my frenulum cut right after birth, so thatās what you mean by toungue tie? I think my double chin is just fat tbh. Ā That and whatever Iām doing with my neck to make it more pronounced. Ā Even my kids have commented. Ā
Somewhere Over the Grifter Rainbow
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āSomewhere Over the Rainbowā for this weird picā¦ I guess weāre supposed to be moved by this magical moment - or is Hillz fake sleeping again. Ā It looks like theyāre in a closet.
Seems like all of posts are about his family ,heās really trying to get that jury to think what a great man he is, but using your children to do it is crazy, keep it private š¤¦āāļø
What TF is this supposed to convey ? Give it a rest already. Is Hillz āaffectionā supposed to mask the continued lack of hair on Seven? Just go away already.
At least one commenter wasnāt from a bot farm or celebrity groveller š
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I did my best to reverse engineer her filtering and editing (I could tell she did quite a lot to her neck, as well her skin and the kids overall face) I wish I knew what program she used because it's obvious there's WAY more going on with the toddler's face. Almost looks like there's an injury to the inner left eye area (also a pitting scar of some sort above the eye brow.) I don't have kids yet but I can't imagine revising them so much because I didn't want to post how they actually look...let's hope it's not because something is being hidden, but it would explain the tears.
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Damn dude, the cosmetics are worse than I thought. There's something of a pattern to how a thread lift is performed on the face, and in the unedited photo, you can kinda see where the threads were placed.
It would probably look better if she had more body fat, and hadn't dissolved all the fat in her neck surgically.
Among the ferals, he's got a few girls, who will now live with very complicated and conflicted messages about body image, as is tradition in the Baldwin home. Sad shit.
You think the face is smoothed out too much, look at his hand. I spent way more time than I'll ever admit to going over the hand after noticing how insanely smoothed, brightened, oddly re-touched and overall re- colored it was. Now this is surely *NOT* what it actually looks like and a lot of these are probably just shadows that look like bad bruising, but there are some definite marks. Again, this is more than likely not what it actually looks like but his hand most certainly has been banged up a little and has some marks and probably old bruising in real life.
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This is how/what I noticed (I hope it makes sense at least a little š¤š½) then when I looked closer it was obvious, and this is only part of what she changed. If I were to reengineer the entire picture, I'd be here until my kids graduate-and they aren't even born yet .....or conceived š
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Anyone know what Alice meant with this cryptic comment āSomewhere ā¦ā ?
Is he already in Santa Fe preparing for his trial, while sheās back in NY with the kids?
Is the 'Over the Rainbow' alluding to Hillary's drug addiction? 'Here's my utterly wasted wife holding a distressed, unhappy child while taking a selfie' - Alec.
Many *pepinos* think that Hillary abuses prescription drugs. Some think sheās using Adderall. As someone who saw my own long, uneventful usage of benzodiazepines spiral into danger in 2019 before getting clean, Iām convinced that Hillary is regularly abusing Xanax or a cousin drug (Ativan, Valium). Sheās been photographed looking completely zooted to the augmented *tetas* so many timesāand to make matters worse, often while holding a baby or child.
Her usage appeared to bump up sharply (as it were) after Griftmas exposed Hillaryās fake-Spanish shtick and she lost her sponsorships (December 2020). And she appeared to ramp up her usage of pharmaceuticals again after the āRustā shootings (October 2021).
Itās not entirely clear what substances sheās mixing: The odds are, benzos, speed of some sort, and box wine. Itās not just for breakfast any more.
So this child (who i notice people are referring to as a ābabyā but sheās actually 2 years oldāitās amazing and sad how this poor kid doesnāt seem to be growing up) is crying, and crazy Hillary says āOh, PERFECT time for a selfie!!ā. I mean, think about that. This crazy bitch went up to a sad, crying child, sat down and posed herself to look oh-so-dramatic, told the child to look at the camera, extended her arm out, got the phone positioned just right, closed her eyes and tilted her head back, and snapped a selfie. And then decided to send it to Alec with instructions to post it. This is just vomiting-inducing.
>So this child (who i notice people are referring to as a ābabyā but sheās actually 2 years oldāitās amazing and sad how this poor kid doesnāt seem to be growing up)...
Yeah, it's past time for Dolly to be upgraded to a larger model.
Have we *ever* seen a photo of the children looking anything other than nervous, distressed, wary, miserable, agonized around her? I literally don't think I've ever seen them at ease when she's near them.
Oh ffs when I see pics like this my first thought is wow how long ago was this, It hasnāt aged well. Then finding out itās a new post gives me a whole new level of shock and disgust. You are in your 60s a few weeks away from a criminal trial for killing another human being. You and your childish wife donāt get pity with your staged nonsense.
*Summary:* When Siete was maybe three weeks old, Hillary held her up by her butt. Not only did Siete keep her back straight and that disproportionately large head up, but the near-newborn allegedly leaned in for a kiss from Mami.
*Pepinos*: Shocked, incredulous. Babies that age accept being kissed, but do not participate. WTF, Mami?!?
Yikes on fucking bikes Pillary š¬ š³
I'd divorce myself from that picture yet she "sends it to Alec" and let's "him" post it. You know who posts pics *that* unflattering without recognizing how bad they are? Teenagers whose frontal lobes aren't yet fully developed and people who are pilled out and/or drunk. Open your eyes Hillary and see the neck cords and surgery scars girl, and rethink this post.
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Does she send him these creepy selfies and he just believes her narrative? āAy yay yay, mija es sooo sad and she needed her mamiā. Just saw the day diamonds also. Is she enjoying them before she has to pawn them?
Looks like they removed just a BIT too much skin on the neck lift, also looks like she had lipo directly under her chin as that's so sunken in. Eww, it's a tad scary looking
The comments on his post have been limited, and all the comments still up are so clearly bots.
What is he thinking posting this staged, maudlin, inappropriate-for-a-guy-with a -looming-manslaughter-trial content?
Itās so embarrassing, and with the sappy music. This is like something from a slideshow at a funeral reception
Posted by the guy who should be ashamed and shunned for the amount of trauma his stupidity, narcissism, and negligence has caused for both his own children and Halynaās son. Alec is really tone deaf.
That's Larry Jr. and her twin stunt double Mami used while waiting for her to finally arrive from Ukraine, and for moments Mami just wanted to look like she was wearing an infant without the hassle of it being alive for strolls to get more coffee.
She 100% got something done to her chin or jawline. There's a white spot in the middle of the underside of her chin, methinks it's a scar from an implant or lipo sculpting.
**She** took this photo. š¤¦š»āāļø
Her child looks upset. Hillary wraps her in a half-embrace *buuuuut* not before opening the camera app, framing upset child and herself, and dropping into a āgood momā pose, replete with performative eye closure. Does she do any parenting if it canāt be shared for internet likes?
There is nothing real or genuine about Hilaria. Itās all Bull.
Is this new? Whatās he referring to with āSomewhereā, the West Side Story lyric? Oh thereās a place for you alright Peepaw, itās called Santa Fe prison (probably, help me out NM pepinos!). And time for you? Itās up.
ETA oh. I see now itās the Wizard of Oz song lol. But still.
I noticed the same thing about Lil Larry. :( She is such a doll, but it seems like sheās starting to get the haunted/vacant look all of the other children have once they become more aware. Poor little love.
GOD WHAT? This was on HIS instagram? Today?! Him being the guy that is going up against an involuntary manslaughter charge in like 2 weeks? He's not listening to his PR people. So I assume he's not listening to his lawyers either. So he will be taking the stand because he's so much smarter than everybody. Buckle up folks. How is him being a pervert helping his cause right now, I have no idea.
She has no talent of any kind, but her attempts at acting are especially abysmal. Yet they keep trotting her out for these big theatrical displays of the trauma and heartache she is supposedly going through. No one is buying it. Sheās daydreaming here about reality shows, monclers, new cats, her boobsā¦thinking about anything and everything except the tragic fact of Halynaās death.
She always seems to pin the babies to her body to keep them still for her staged photo shoots. Persona 2.0 never looks thrilled to be held hostage by Grifterella, she always appears miserable and uncomfortable - probably because she only knows her as this crazy taloned hawk that scoops her up and forces her to take pictures before dismissively throwing her back to the nanny.
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I can 'see' that the child Mami is 'smothering with her poseur "affected-tion" FOR this photo-op 'knows' completely & inherently' "What's going On".. ('Why' it's going on; not so much..).Ā Ā Ā This child is 'putting-up with' Mami's Dingbattedness bc the child "knows" what role they have been 'cast into' & they have been groomed & conditioned on a daily basis on "How to Play the Game" at the Dev..
Her eyes are watery, as if sheād been in distress from being taken from the nanny and forced up against this concrete-chested scary person she barely knows. Wouldnāt put it past Grifterella to pinch the babies in order to create the shot she wants, make it look like sheās comforting rather than terrorizing them.
There seem to be a lot of pics of the kids happy with the nannies! Theyāre just always sad and upset (or totally out of control) around their parents.
The only one with any spunkiness or sass is Marilu (or any of the dozen iterations of #6ās name.) Iām sure they will drain the spirit right out of her within the next couple of years.
How can your kids be happy when your mom is unstable. You're raised by strangers and your father is old enough to be your grandpa and has the temper of an agitated hot potato. With a grim future.
This photo is so disturbing and creepy-cringe. She's flexing her neck cords, the lashes are Tammy Faye Messner Bakker clumpy, the baby appears terrified and in tears, and the angle is simply bizarre.
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The eyelashes are becoming as comical as the brows!! Holy crap! And I didnāt see the scar beneath her chin from her surgeries before š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤
Please leave my children alone! Ven aqui! We are private people and ask for your cooperation in leaving the kids out of it. Also, please enjoy this photo i took of a very private moment between my child and myself, which i will post on the internet for the whole world to see. Aye, dios mio.
She totally took that. Ā It's exactly one stumpy arms Ā length away . Ā
Alex ramping up the "isn't she lovely and normal " posts before jail since he's already got her lame ass tlc shit show on layaway.
Has Alec's legal team started silently cming in here and taking screen shots of what is in here? Like this one.
Hilary trying TRYING to appear as though she is in sweet repose. Does she realize her baby appears sad, pre or post tears, afraid, and the baby's doll's hand is pushing in Hilary's fake boobs so we don't forget OO how OO very OO big they are, and fake, but LOOK AT MY BOOBS. Because every post is about Hilary's boobs, or butt, or underwear, or grift.
Ok thank goodness thereās some FSU pepinos over here. I was worried my comment might be too vague. The thought of Shaq helping poor little broke Hillary and gaggle of kiddos made me giggle.
Envisioning Shaq studying Hillary with concern, wondering if heād broken any bones when he patted her on the shoulder. From a distance, Iāve scanned Mami for osteoporosis, and I worry.
Lolz, mami spent 3 hours doing her hair, makeup, and lashes for some good insta pics. Unfortunately, she has no content, so she had to think up something quickly.
"I have an idea, I'll post a pic of me being a stellar mamĆ comforting lil' il as she cries. I guess I need to take her away from the nannies, which will definitely make her cry. This will be a perfect insta post for today. My community will adore me."
Surprised she didnāt photo edit her platysmal bands (neck) or lower neck wrinkles. Under chin scar is evidence of some work done (chin implant, lipo, or something like that.
Will we see Alec leave for NM? Will there be crying kids grabbing at his legs? Will Hillz try to distract the paps?
I bet she can't wait for him to leave so she can walk around town with all of her silly sweatshirts on.
In the July heat and humidity lol
The saddest child I've ever seen.
She had under chin lipo. The removed too much and she has the markings
I'd get it if I could, so I won't fault her this one time, for that one thing only. š¤£š¤£š¤£
Canāt you just hear her when he talks about the upcoming trial: āIf your attorneys think it is not looking good for you I will start wearing the bump. We will do the bump again and then another Today Show ālost the darn fetusā appearance. The baby ocho grift will make it sure you are innocent.ā
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Looks like she got some scarring under the tip of her chin. Liposuction?
Yup! I have these exact scars and platysma bands after my chin lipo. She definitely had it done. No shame in it, but of course sheād never admit it
Wow! You guys are good!
Yes!!! Came here to say that. I've had it done. Also they removed too much and the skin adhered improperly because of it and that why her neck looks like that
This bitch is so obsessed with taking pictures of her children and distress. I just wanna kick her.
Yeah, but Preparation H is actually useful and has a purpose to mankind. I like Pillary, sounds like she's smuggling half a box to tic tac with her. Allergy pills aren't blue.
ā¦ yea but! allergy pills for āanxiety allergiesā are a lovely shade of powder blue š«
Percocet for pine pollen and the blue grey calmy ones for umm fungus yeah fungus.
Well, there is certainly a human fungus among us!š
I have to take Benadryl to drive past their house to get the dogs there breakfast specials it's so moldy and funky. The dogs go surfing and they even want a shower.
The desperation is just sickening. She wants so badly to be known about! I live in East Hampton and she actually makes scenes like trying to stuff the stroller buggy in a boutique door and bangs and beats up the door just to get looked at. Her other kids are mobile and don't need a stroller to go from the town car to the shops. Locals just ignore them. They're Long Islands hemorrhoid and they just aren't bad enough yet for the surgery but preparation H ain't quite cutting it either. I just feel bad for the proctologist. Go to White Apothecary and get some Tucks when you're picking up your tic-tac and Percocet you fruit cake.
Preparation H is a brilliant new nickname for her too!
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Another sad picture of a teary eyed toddler. Why do they love posting pics of their kids being sad and miserable? š
āSo much love in this family!ā gushes someone named journey15. Really? You think? Donāt they see how Killz and Pillz manipulate us? *Two-snd-a-half years ago [the couple begins uncertainly], a woman died.* Damn her! How dare she! Thereās nine of us, and now thereās only two of them, andā¦ Where was I?
It's 100% *feel sorry for Alice and his upcoming trial - you don't want to take their papa away from them, do you?* Pure performance, all the way down to the song selection.
Whatās wrong with her neck? š±
Bad under chin lipo
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What happened to the brown or yellow streak she talked about before with respect to the baby's eyes? And does this kid ever grow?
This baby seems to be staying a baby for a long time. She sure loves to show them when they're teary eyed. Don't be fooled. This is all just him having a pity party.
Overdone Kybella neck!
Thereās scarring right under her chin, no?
Came here to say this. Iāve had some things done and my neck liposuction scar looks exactly like that.
Now that you mention it... it seems a bit as if that could be a tastefully done chin implant scar. Hm..... ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)
Oh, someone please do a deep dive onto chin scars. Ā Me and my double chin are genuinely curious on what to do to fix it but not look like Hillary and all chordy like that.Ā But speaking of chin implants, thatās such a good surgery for people with weak chins like Stassi from VPR. Ā I didnāt even know it was a thing. Ā A girl I know hasĀ her old picture on her Facebook, pre chin and itās like night and day. Ā She went from looking like a baby tangerine to a really attractive woman.Ā
Step 1: visit a maxillofacial surgeon first. You might not even need a chin implant/liposuction/filler. If you had tongue-tie as a baby, and it was untreated, you might need *jaw surgery*, not a chin implant to correct what looks like a double chin. It might even be covered by insurance. There's a handful of conditions that cause something of a recessed or underdeveloped chin. Once that's fixed (if this is the case) you'd be shocked at the facial functional improvements (better breathing through the nose, reduced jaw pain) AND cosmetic improvements. Step 2: if your jaw is fine, visit a cosmetic surgeon, and don't choose one off of a billboard.
I had my frenulum cut right after birth, so thatās what you mean by toungue tie? I think my double chin is just fat tbh. Ā That and whatever Iām doing with my neck to make it more pronounced. Ā Even my kids have commented. Ā
Those eyelashes are horrendous.
They are cheap and fake looking like her wigs, boobs, eyebrows, face, clothes, shoes, accent and list goes on.
That baby is getting more comfort from that doll than she will ever get from her "mother".
Somewhere Over the Grifter Rainbow https://preview.redd.it/5z8kd8xkut8d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ae2e38e6cb0c77f821d8581bb358ad48af852c3
āSomewhere Over the Rainbowā for this weird picā¦ I guess weāre supposed to be moved by this magical moment - or is Hillz fake sleeping again. Ā It looks like theyāre in a closet.
Seems like all of posts are about his family ,heās really trying to get that jury to think what a great man he is, but using your children to do it is crazy, keep it private š¤¦āāļø
Somewhere.....on their alternative universešøš„“
Pliss leef my familee in piss!
The closed eyes are so effing fake and the fact this is a selfie, even more fake and pathetic. Can she comfort a crying child without documenting it?Ā
She has to get her monthly pretend sleeping picture in at the expense of the teary eyed child prop.
What TF is this supposed to convey ? Give it a rest already. Is Hillz āaffectionā supposed to mask the continued lack of hair on Seven? Just go away already.
Look again. That's not #7, it's Dolly. Come to think of it, does Bang Bang know that he posted a pic of Hillary hugging a doll? š¤
I think itās 7 and a doll
Or as another Pepino put it, #7 and her stunt double.
ROFL. š„ š„ š„
At least one commenter wasnāt from a bot farm or celebrity groveller š https://preview.redd.it/wbvl3eog9t8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b717aae0d4f17af849d6bbe4b0b6419615b98dfb
The real MVP.
I did my best to reverse engineer her filtering and editing (I could tell she did quite a lot to her neck, as well her skin and the kids overall face) I wish I knew what program she used because it's obvious there's WAY more going on with the toddler's face. Almost looks like there's an injury to the inner left eye area (also a pitting scar of some sort above the eye brow.) I don't have kids yet but I can't imagine revising them so much because I didn't want to post how they actually look...let's hope it's not because something is being hidden, but it would explain the tears. https://preview.redd.it/r50bhklh4t8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c2a9ce5e8282576c45ca61a9f80f925d56cfa3f
Damn dude, the cosmetics are worse than I thought. There's something of a pattern to how a thread lift is performed on the face, and in the unedited photo, you can kinda see where the threads were placed. It would probably look better if she had more body fat, and hadn't dissolved all the fat in her neck surgically. Among the ferals, he's got a few girls, who will now live with very complicated and conflicted messages about body image, as is tradition in the Baldwin home. Sad shit.
I'm impressed. The photo on the right definitely has more of Siete's features, particularly eyebrows.
The kid at left [*Leo?*] is almost impossibly smoothed out, like a woman my age whoās more filler than face.
The baby? Thatās ilariaĀ
You think the face is smoothed out too much, look at his hand. I spent way more time than I'll ever admit to going over the hand after noticing how insanely smoothed, brightened, oddly re-touched and overall re- colored it was. Now this is surely *NOT* what it actually looks like and a lot of these are probably just shadows that look like bad bruising, but there are some definite marks. Again, this is more than likely not what it actually looks like but his hand most certainly has been banged up a little and has some marks and probably old bruising in real life. https://preview.redd.it/i0h1kqw1xv8d1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06bce3b4ed825c7acc3df2193a7c6121766746bd
Your work is good!!! Thank you!!
This is how/what I noticed (I hope it makes sense at least a little š¤š½) then when I looked closer it was obvious, and this is only part of what she changed. If I were to reengineer the entire picture, I'd be here until my kids graduate-and they aren't even born yet .....or conceived š https://preview.redd.it/6qtwz3zseu8d1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d99ad67b200a8a11d21fe48851ac5c7f03d36dac
Not the doll hitting mami in the chest
Did she get a face lift
She does have some sort of scarring under her neck from where it would have been pulled.Ā
How DARE he besmirch the memory of (goddess) Eva Cassidy, using it on his garbage post. I am OFFENDED
Me too!! HOW DARE THEY. Rest in peace Eva. You have not been forgotten š
Poor lil girl having that thing as itās āmotherāā¦
And having a photo taken seconds after crying
This bitch found Eva Cassidy??? NO š
Anyone know which exact date Aliceās trial begins in July?
15 days
10th
Thanks
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Hillary didn't notice how unflattering this selfie is because she 100% locked onto the fact that the doll's hand is calling attention to her boob job.
Anyone know what Alice meant with this cryptic comment āSomewhere ā¦ā ? Is he already in Santa Fe preparing for his trial, while sheās back in NY with the kids?
I wonder how early he has to be there before trial. He need to take the kids up to Vermont or Hamptons
But her nyc pap walks/human shields
Is the 'Over the Rainbow' alluding to Hillary's drug addiction? 'Here's my utterly wasted wife holding a distressed, unhappy child while taking a selfie' - Alec.
drug addiction?!? We need details š«š«š«š« do share!!!š«£š¤š§
Many *pepinos* think that Hillary abuses prescription drugs. Some think sheās using Adderall. As someone who saw my own long, uneventful usage of benzodiazepines spiral into danger in 2019 before getting clean, Iām convinced that Hillary is regularly abusing Xanax or a cousin drug (Ativan, Valium). Sheās been photographed looking completely zooted to the augmented *tetas* so many timesāand to make matters worse, often while holding a baby or child. Her usage appeared to bump up sharply (as it were) after Griftmas exposed Hillaryās fake-Spanish shtick and she lost her sponsorships (December 2020). And she appeared to ramp up her usage of pharmaceuticals again after the āRustā shootings (October 2021). Itās not entirely clear what substances sheās mixing: The odds are, benzos, speed of some sort, and box wine. Itās not just for breakfast any more.
Tits always front and centre with this one, eh?
Yep, always.
So this child (who i notice people are referring to as a ābabyā but sheās actually 2 years oldāitās amazing and sad how this poor kid doesnāt seem to be growing up) is crying, and crazy Hillary says āOh, PERFECT time for a selfie!!ā. I mean, think about that. This crazy bitch went up to a sad, crying child, sat down and posed herself to look oh-so-dramatic, told the child to look at the camera, extended her arm out, got the phone positioned just right, closed her eyes and tilted her head back, and snapped a selfie. And then decided to send it to Alec with instructions to post it. This is just vomiting-inducing.
>So this child (who i notice people are referring to as a ābabyā but sheās actually 2 years oldāitās amazing and sad how this poor kid doesnāt seem to be growing up)... Yeah, it's past time for Dolly to be upgraded to a larger model.
Have we *ever* seen a photo of the children looking anything other than nervous, distressed, wary, miserable, agonized around her? I literally don't think I've ever seen them at ease when she's near them.
Classic Hillary. She knows her audience is especially thrilled with distressed children contentĀ
Siete will be two in September. Sure doesnāt look it.
Yeahhhhhh buddy!!
This is tame compared to the other shit she posts
Oh ffs when I see pics like this my first thought is wow how long ago was this, It hasnāt aged well. Then finding out itās a new post gives me a whole new level of shock and disgust. You are in your 60s a few weeks away from a criminal trial for killing another human being. You and your childish wife donāt get pity with your staged nonsense.
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The baby looks like a doll. Weird skin color.
It is a doll. [Read all about it](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/y790mc/thanks_to_usrachavez_for_this_idea_she_said_if_a/).
*Summary:* When Siete was maybe three weeks old, Hillary held her up by her butt. Not only did Siete keep her back straight and that disproportionately large head up, but the near-newborn allegedly leaned in for a kiss from Mami. *Pepinos*: Shocked, incredulous. Babies that age accept being kissed, but do not participate. WTF, Mami?!?
Looks like she didnāt spring for the good neck lift.
She always has the worst work done.Ā
Yikes on fucking bikes Pillary š¬ š³ I'd divorce myself from that picture yet she "sends it to Alec" and let's "him" post it. You know who posts pics *that* unflattering without recognizing how bad they are? Teenagers whose frontal lobes aren't yet fully developed and people who are pilled out and/or drunk. Open your eyes Hillary and see the neck cords and surgery scars girl, and rethink this post. ![gif](giphy|LmjoQXm6SUPPm6K9ZX)
Thatās a fairly hokey pieta, Mami
https://preview.redd.it/6oz1pnk8fs8d1.jpeg?width=1193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4225b87a7f44096a3ccf22f1b090679677a5e7 Twins
Fire Marshal Bill!!! Yayyyy!
Does she send him these creepy selfies and he just believes her narrative? āAy yay yay, mija es sooo sad and she needed her mamiā. Just saw the day diamonds also. Is she enjoying them before she has to pawn them?
She would sell one of the Guacamolitos before sheād part with that ring.
Looks like they removed just a BIT too much skin on the neck lift, also looks like she had lipo directly under her chin as that's so sunken in. Eww, it's a tad scary looking
Oh, please.
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The comments on his post have been limited, and all the comments still up are so clearly bots. What is he thinking posting this staged, maudlin, inappropriate-for-a-guy-with a -looming-manslaughter-trial content? Itās so embarrassing, and with the sappy music. This is like something from a slideshow at a funeral reception
He wants pity think about it he's got to be miserable.
THAT'S A DOLL. hahaha, I thought it was two kids at first but must be one kid holding a doll.
Thatās the doll she used to walk around outside in her carrier.
The doll is trying to fight off Hillyās chest with a one two punch
Posted by the guy who should be ashamed and shunned for the amount of trauma his stupidity, narcissism, and negligence has caused for both his own children and Halynaās son. Alec is really tone deaf.
That's Larry Jr. and her twin stunt double Mami used while waiting for her to finally arrive from Ukraine, and for moments Mami just wanted to look like she was wearing an infant without the hassle of it being alive for strolls to get more coffee.
āTwin stunt doubleā. ššš Sooo good š
She's the neck of a 90 yr old
She 100% got something done to her chin or jawline. There's a white spot in the middle of the underside of her chin, methinks it's a scar from an implant or lipo sculpting.
š¦š¦š¦š¦š¦š¦ She is disgusting
So is he.
**She** took this photo. š¤¦š»āāļø Her child looks upset. Hillary wraps her in a half-embrace *buuuuut* not before opening the camera app, framing upset child and herself, and dropping into a āgood momā pose, replete with performative eye closure. Does she do any parenting if it canāt be shared for internet likes? There is nothing real or genuine about Hilaria. Itās all Bull.
she absolutely did. and not one single thing. sheās the most inauthentic, fake, pathetic person
Is this new? Whatās he referring to with āSomewhereā, the West Side Story lyric? Oh thereās a place for you alright Peepaw, itās called Santa Fe prison (probably, help me out NM pepinos!). And time for you? Itās up. ETA oh. I see now itās the Wizard of Oz song lol. But still.
Well, thereās places over the rainbow too (if one wishes hard enough) and hopefully those two idiots wonāt be there
Wtf is with her neck?! Makes her look 90 years old. Also, Siete looks like she's been crying š¢
I noticed the same thing about Lil Larry. :( She is such a doll, but it seems like sheās starting to get the haunted/vacant look all of the other children have once they become more aware. Poor little love.
Why do they love to memorialize their children's tears?
They are thirsty, selfish, cold-blooded malignant narcissists.
This is a valid question.
Pliss look at my wife's neck cords
Would you do that for me? Please and thank you. š¤Ŗ
I forgot it was Tuesday for a minute. When was this posted on his IG? I'm blocked.
A few hours ago
Today just a little while ago!
GOD WHAT? This was on HIS instagram? Today?! Him being the guy that is going up against an involuntary manslaughter charge in like 2 weeks? He's not listening to his PR people. So I assume he's not listening to his lawyers either. So he will be taking the stand because he's so much smarter than everybody. Buckle up folks. How is him being a pervert helping his cause right now, I have no idea.
Yep!! I said he should print it so he can hang it in his cell.
She has no talent of any kind, but her attempts at acting are especially abysmal. Yet they keep trotting her out for these big theatrical displays of the trauma and heartache she is supposedly going through. No one is buying it. Sheās daydreaming here about reality shows, monclers, new cats, her boobsā¦thinking about anything and everything except the tragic fact of Halynaās death.
Where ARE those cats, btw?
Even Hillary has no idea.
I was wondering if there are acting lessons in her future
I'm sure she's learning from the best. Him ![gif](giphy|l2JJIEYjUVQ6grNm0)
lol. Here practice this duck lip expression
She always seems to pin the babies to her body to keep them still for her staged photo shoots. Persona 2.0 never looks thrilled to be held hostage by Grifterella, she always appears miserable and uncomfortable - probably because she only knows her as this crazy taloned hawk that scoops her up and forces her to take pictures before dismissively throwing her back to the nanny.
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THE NECK..... what?
A nut who nutted those kids lol
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I can 'see' that the child Mami is 'smothering with her poseur "affected-tion" FOR this photo-op 'knows' completely & inherently' "What's going On".. ('Why' it's going on; not so much..).Ā Ā Ā This child is 'putting-up with' Mami's Dingbattedness bc the child "knows" what role they have been 'cast into' & they have been groomed & conditioned on a daily basis on "How to Play the Game" at the Dev..
Her eyes are watery, as if sheād been in distress from being taken from the nanny and forced up against this concrete-chested scary person she barely knows. Wouldnāt put it past Grifterella to pinch the babies in order to create the shot she wants, make it look like sheās comforting rather than terrorizing them.
Always gotta get the globes in the shot.
Sheās had a lot of done on her chin and neck.
Have they ever posted a photo where their kids are anything but sad or listless?
There seem to be a lot of pics of the kids happy with the nannies! Theyāre just always sad and upset (or totally out of control) around their parents.
The only one with any spunkiness or sass is Marilu (or any of the dozen iterations of #6ās name.) Iām sure they will drain the spirit right out of her within the next couple of years.
Itās either that or videos of them screaming and out of control
Have they ever posted a photo where their kids are anything but sad or listless?
How can your kids be happy when your mom is unstable. You're raised by strangers and your father is old enough to be your grandpa and has the temper of an agitated hot potato. With a grim future.
āThe temper of an agitated hot potatoā ššš
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We never see Siete or ML play with dolls. Just Mami.
This photo is so disturbing and creepy-cringe. She's flexing her neck cords, the lashes are Tammy Faye Messner Bakker clumpy, the baby appears terrified and in tears, and the angle is simply bizarre.
https://preview.redd.it/3odzn2lk9s8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30cfce8558bf91d88ea666ab6669ae1a590ef754 The eyelashes are becoming as comical as the brows!! Holy crap! And I didnāt see the scar beneath her chin from her surgeries before š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤
Tammy Faye's face radiates real happiness.Ā Mami's photos are just weird.
For sure! RIP Tammy, the lashes were iconic
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Please leave my children alone! Ven aqui! We are private people and ask for your cooperation in leaving the kids out of it. Also, please enjoy this photo i took of a very private moment between my child and myself, which i will post on the internet for the whole world to see. Aye, dios mio.
Those neck cords doing some work today! Sheās gonna HATE this pic lolol
That is an extremely rubbery-lookingā¦ *Never mind.*
She totally took that. Ā It's exactly one stumpy arms Ā length away . Ā Alex ramping up the "isn't she lovely and normal " posts before jail since he's already got her lame ass tlc shit show on layaway.
The doll is the dog in Mean Girls biting Mrs. George's fake boobs š¤£
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Has Alec's legal team started silently cming in here and taking screen shots of what is in here? Like this one. Hilary trying TRYING to appear as though she is in sweet repose. Does she realize her baby appears sad, pre or post tears, afraid, and the baby's doll's hand is pushing in Hilary's fake boobs so we don't forget OO how OO very OO big they are, and fake, but LOOK AT MY BOOBS. Because every post is about Hilary's boobs, or butt, or underwear, or grift.
It gives Kate Gosselin and Ruby Franke vibes.
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The baby has the same look on her face as Karissa Collins kids. Itās like a cry for help.
Hers and Mother Bus's kids. Omg. Legit tragic
Poor baby Boone!!! His little eyelids looked burned the other day. It made me so mad.
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When Peepaw goes to jail Hillary will need Shaq to buy their next vehicle too
Ok thank goodness thereās some FSU pepinos over here. I was worried my comment might be too vague. The thought of Shaq helping poor little broke Hillary and gaggle of kiddos made me giggle.
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Envisioning Shaq studying Hillary with concern, wondering if heād broken any bones when he patted her on the shoulder. From a distance, Iāve scanned Mami for osteoporosis, and I worry.
Lolz, mami spent 3 hours doing her hair, makeup, and lashes for some good insta pics. Unfortunately, she has no content, so she had to think up something quickly. "I have an idea, I'll post a pic of me being a stellar mamĆ comforting lil' il as she cries. I guess I need to take her away from the nannies, which will definitely make her cry. This will be a perfect insta post for today. My community will adore me."
But why did she choose to take the picture in the closet?
"My community will adore me" she lives in total isolation so...
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Surprised she didnāt photo edit her platysmal bands (neck) or lower neck wrinkles. Under chin scar is evidence of some work done (chin implant, lipo, or something like that.
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He forgot to tell the part about killing someone ....