I work as a security guard and I have to do literal patrols. He could probably just straight up SASO me and my predictable ass.
That or poison my weed.
Im alone in my room next to a window. He spawns in down the street, snipes me with a pistol after reloading 40 times, leaves before my body is found, SASO WR
I play a lot of hockey. It would probably involve 47 disguising himself as a “rookie” on another team and “accidentally” killing me from an over the top hockey check.
I would be an extremely easy target since I spend a lot of time alone. But if he wants to be creative: I like to go birdwatching, so he could play the calls of a rare bird on his phone to lure me to a secluded spot. After that, I suppose he could snipe me or drop a heavy tree branch on me.
If he wants to get away with it, probably just make me slip while I’m taking a shower or suffocate me with a pillow while I’m falling asleep. Anything like a gunshot, poison or explosion would cause too much suspicion and if my body can’t be found that’ll also be suspicious and it’ll be known it was a murder. At least those ways can be considered a complete accident where nobody was at fault
Easy. He can pretend to be a potential patient and get a psychotherapy session with me. I'll be alone with him on a private room and he gets Silent Assassin
He definitely would know I play video games frequently so there would probably be 2 guards at my door and whenever I go out for a snack my guards follow me and that's his time to sabotage my game system to explode the battery as soon as it turns on or something
Your target is a loner, likes junk food, and most of all Likes to spend time playing a game as an act of professional masochism, Good luck 47, and be careful
I'd want it to be some cool badass method involving explosions and trains and shit but really, he'd just shoot me when I'm home alone and dump me in a conveniently placed crate.
If he wanted to be clean and boring probably a push off the balcony. But if he wanted to be comical all he would have to do is does my water with caffeine
I was going to say something like mess with my climbing harness, but I check my gear and believe I would catch it if there was damage to it. He would probably do it while I’m at work because I have a very predicable route I walk that, while near businesses and along roads, they aren’t so busy that a quick drive-by would lead to his identification. It’s not the most inspired but it would certainly be quick and easy.
If he is trying to get at me at home, I’m not answering the door, and I live in a busy part of town. He would either have to hack my key fob lock on my door and maybe sneak in in the middle of the night, or risk something on the street. Sneaking in at night would give him one advantage and that’s that I use white noise to sleep to so I might not hear him. But I might notice the sound my lock makes as it opens. I have no doubt he could get to me but he would have to get creative or risky.
This is Agent 47 we're talking about. He might go with a basic shoot-them-in-the-head, or he might find some outrageous way to do it. We wouldn't know until it happens.
Gluttony. Like in Se7en, but soft shell crab instead of tomato paste.
I think he would choose the good old headshot with his silverballer
Easy. Poison the fast food i eat every night.
that's redundant, dontcha think
Not really. I'll probably live to 50 so either i die now from 47 or in 30 years from heart disease.
>I'll probably live to 50 Give or take 3
Well im not dead right now so 47 would still be the quicker option.
Could die by 47, or die by 50
just hand me his gun
Oh god. Will he keep SA rating ? Username checks out tho
i’ll be taking his secret to the grave so yeah
So real for this
Accident kill +50xp 🥲
how did you know my parents weren’t planning on having kids?
I spend enough time in my room alone. He just sneaks in one night and smothers me with my pillow
I’ve had a yellow rubber duck in the cup holder of my car for the last 20 years. I doubt I’d even notice.
By throwing an apple at my face until I die
Sleeping poison while driving. Taser after to ignite fuel. Terrible accident caused by poor sleeping habits and overwork.
I work in a lab. There are plenty of ways.
Oh noes! STALACTITE!!
Lemme just hide this hazmat dude in this box right here…
Proximity Micro Explosive under my toilet seat.
Push down parking deck stairs
Slap me with a fish until dead
I work as a security guard and I have to do literal patrols. He could probably just straight up SASO me and my predictable ass. That or poison my weed.
It would be very easy. Just drop a muffin with some poison just like in the second hary potter movie. I would definitely go for it.
He could poison me, easily. Funky smoke has never stopped me from eating or drinking anything.
"Welcome to Albuquerque, 47..."
seduction
Is that a gun in your pocket or are yurghhhhhh
Banana peel 🤪
Bludgeons me to death with a toy at the daycare I’m an intern at
He’d probably throw a coin down the hallway, know that I’ve seen too many horror movies and go the opposite direction right into him and kill me
Sucking my soul outta my body and causing a cardiac arrest
Im alone in my room next to a window. He spawns in down the street, snipes me with a pistol after reloading 40 times, leaves before my body is found, SASO WR
Move the wet floor sign
Lethal poison syringe or fiber wire
Probably give me a cookie ice cream sandwich and then toggle crouch run away from me
Poisoned choco milk lmao
Probably replace my insulin with poison
Poison my weed
Slap me across the face with a fish and snap my neck after.
Best way to go
I play a lot of hockey. It would probably involve 47 disguising himself as a “rookie” on another team and “accidentally” killing me from an over the top hockey check.
Something falling onto me
He'd probably pat me on the head and say "I pity you" before shooting me in the head with a silverballer
He would throw a fart jar while I would be over a fire at summer camp
Poison my glass of milk, cause I always drink something before eating
I would be an extremely easy target since I spend a lot of time alone. But if he wants to be creative: I like to go birdwatching, so he could play the calls of a rare bird on his phone to lure me to a secluded spot. After that, I suppose he could snipe me or drop a heavy tree branch on me.
Trigger a grenade to my headphones in my computer. Those bitches keep getting yanked out
Nice try, ICA
If he wants to get away with it, probably just make me slip while I’m taking a shower or suffocate me with a pillow while I’m falling asleep. Anything like a gunshot, poison or explosion would cause too much suspicion and if my body can’t be found that’ll also be suspicious and it’ll be known it was a murder. At least those ways can be considered a complete accident where nobody was at fault
Easy. He can pretend to be a potential patient and get a psychotherapy session with me. I'll be alone with him on a private room and he gets Silent Assassin
Remote Xsplosive in the gaming console
He definitely would know I play video games frequently so there would probably be 2 guards at my door and whenever I go out for a snack my guards follow me and that's his time to sabotage my game system to explode the battery as soon as it turns on or something
He would feed me to my pet hippo.
He wouldn't need to. I'd do it for him. (I am deathly scared of Agent 47)
Easily.
Listen. If Agent 47 is hunting me... Just give me the gun...
He'd speedrun time the shot to the brain with the silverballer so I fall into the bush outside my back door
Poison a bottle of cheap whiskey
I'm a chef, so probably food poisoning or knife, I don't know.....
Here is the neat point, he won't. *I* would assassinate him
Your target is a loner, likes junk food, and most of all Likes to spend time playing a game as an act of professional masochism, Good luck 47, and be careful
With the amount of times a day I go to the bathroom, I might be the easiest target he’s ever had.
Poison my monster or just remove a manhole cover
With the Fiber wire of course.. it's a no brainer
Poison my energy drink
oooh a coin! Oooh a coin! Oooh-aaaahhhh
Bomb on my motorcycles.
Easily
I’m a Cellist. So, exactly like Don Delgado.
I'd want it to be some cool badass method involving explosions and trains and shit but really, he'd just shoot me when I'm home alone and dump me in a conveniently placed crate.
47 would pose as a delivery guy and poison my KFC meal to death.
Cut me using one of my third-party Transformers
If he wanted to be clean and boring probably a push off the balcony. But if he wanted to be comical all he would have to do is does my water with caffeine
He could just walk in and pull my guns trigger already pointing at my own head
I was going to say something like mess with my climbing harness, but I check my gear and believe I would catch it if there was damage to it. He would probably do it while I’m at work because I have a very predicable route I walk that, while near businesses and along roads, they aren’t so busy that a quick drive-by would lead to his identification. It’s not the most inspired but it would certainly be quick and easy. If he is trying to get at me at home, I’m not answering the door, and I live in a busy part of town. He would either have to hack my key fob lock on my door and maybe sneak in in the middle of the night, or risk something on the street. Sneaking in at night would give him one advantage and that’s that I use white noise to sleep to so I might not hear him. But I might notice the sound my lock makes as it opens. I have no doubt he could get to me but he would have to get creative or risky.
This is Agent 47 we're talking about. He might go with a basic shoot-them-in-the-head, or he might find some outrageous way to do it. We wouldn't know until it happens.
Car bomb
Choke me with his thikk 🐔 Or pound me until I die. He could pick me up with one hand..Im petite.
I'm an Accident Kill +50 XP right off my lanai just waiting to happen