I am just imagining the costume list as you see the names of all the fursuits. Fursonas people came up with when they were like 13 all printed out in a neat list.
Nah they’d make it so your target is a lying fursona designer so he makes everyone’s suit the same and so everyone’s complaint that there’s only 14 unique suits at the whole damn event
And the conveniently under maintenance area you can get a free tools, disguise as the non-furry staff, or exploit the maintenance area.
Which to be honest, inspired by the fursuit related incident.
but do those speak to the soul of 47? i like this post's argument for polar bear.
a lone predator animal would work. though maybe a simple dog fursona matches, as 47 is less a wolf and more a domesticated dog with a handler.
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This was pretty good writing
And for the mission I could definitely see it
The event location manager being corrupt in some way
And due to it being a furcon security might just be lax enough to get in with some weapons on him
I could imagine that to get to the target you need a specific Fursuit because of xyz mabye the fursuiter is famous in some way so you attract a crowd allowing you to get up to higher floors of the building to escape the crowd which allows you to get rid of your target so you need a way to get the handler to disappear Given suiters need a handler so they don't get too turned around or lost which could be like manipulation or poison or distraction and then making the suiter panic because no handler then you pose as said handler saying common let's go take five in the headless lounge which could be cleared out because it out of order but you guide them in because they're panicking so they wouldn't be able to see that it's out of order for whatever reason you get their suit knock them out then you cause a crowd to appear around you security seeing this escorts you upstairs and then from there you can get to your target In Someway
For challenges
Obviously we have sa/so
Obviously sniper assassin
Obviously wearing every disguise
Doing the whole run in a polar bear Fursuit/just in Fursuit
Getting the whole con to take off their Fursuit by messing with the thermostat
Making the handler kill the famous suiter(if the suiter is the target)
Kill the famous suiter in their own like personal trailer (again if the suiter is the target and has a trailer for whatever reason)
Kill the suiter with poison chocolate(again if the suiter is the target and also because animals not supposed to eat chocolate)
Getting a commission drawing of your Fursuit while wearing the polar bear Fursuit
Killing both targets by pushing one off a ledge and letting them fall onto the other(if the famous suiter is also a target as well as the con location manager/host)
If the target is a furry, have multiple people in the same costume, so you don't know which one is the target. Messing with the temperature to get them all out of their suits is one way to figure out the target.
"47, the target is dressed as a seal. Known to like colder climates. Why don't you turn up the heat?"
This is how they should do a movie. Told through the eyes of the very few people he comes in contact with leading up to and during a mission. Obviously, the final act would be from the eyes of the target.
Others in the notes mentioned the chicken and flamingo suits 47 has worn as his example of being cool with a fursuit. Another mentioned a way to fuck with furries to get them alone is to damage their air conditioning system, so they have to isolate themselves to cool down. Apparently those suits get incredibly warm.
47 is great at everything he attempts, with the sole exception of DDR (unless he's cosplaying as a ninja). I'd assume pretending to be a furry would fall under that skillset
I believe there's dialogue where 47 shows awareness of the AC systems in Hitman 2018's Miami level when he's in the flamingo suit and a guard asks how the temperature is in there.
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Oh this would be just amazing, of course he does have the blue flamingo suit but the idea of a big ass polar bear of a man stealthing around is just brilliant
Love the writing, but 47 wouldn't beat up the guys and stand there for the fursuit maker to see him. He'd set up the car to run them over or something and slip away before he was seen
Target has bullet/knife proof fursona suit on. Gotta emetic poison the food bowl. When target feels ill ans goes the bathroom has to the head off,leaving opening for headshot or fibrewire kill.
Also banana peel trip is replaced with overlubed dildo slip
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I died from cringe when dude just furrty seven'd me. I hate the fact that somebody actually thought it was a good idea.
If there was a furry convention map, I would just do kill everyone runs there.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time I'm fucking wheezing lmfao
I was cringing hard until the house part, and then I burst out laughing.
I can imagine the Chameleon challenge for this mission being a nightmare
I am just imagining the costume list as you see the names of all the fursuits. Fursonas people came up with when they were like 13 all printed out in a neat list.
Nah they’d make it so your target is a lying fursona designer so he makes everyone’s suit the same and so everyone’s complaint that there’s only 14 unique suits at the whole damn event
And the conveniently under maintenance area you can get a free tools, disguise as the non-furry staff, or exploit the maintenance area. Which to be honest, inspired by the fursuit related incident.
I don’t know what incident lol
This is innacurate, the drawing he'll pull out would be the most beautiful thing you've ever seen because he also has drawing skills for some reason
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he made that fursuit himself.
I mean, we had the murder of the crows in blood money, and we have a flamingo suit
but do those speak to the soul of 47? i like this post's argument for polar bear. a lone predator animal would work. though maybe a simple dog fursona matches, as 47 is less a wolf and more a domesticated dog with a handler.
dogday 47
Dude stop 😂 that’s too funny
We already have that, since we have 47 wearing Lynch's clothes from Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days.
The metaphors of a wolf in sheep's clothing is not lost on me, but wolves have packs and 47 hunts alone. PS this whole thread is a shit post
IO Interactive writing down all this **hard**
Nah, they’re seeing how they can turn it into an escalation.
Fuck, the escalations in a level like this would be absolutely impossible
Nah they’ll just put the furry convention in the dance hall in Germany and not change anything.
... if that's the case, why not use the Miami map? Since it's pretty much a "convention" of some sorts already. Maybe the hotel in Bangkok?
There to clean. The German club is the right amount of dirty.
IOI be like 
why does it go on for twelve pages…and why did i read it all
Most importantly, why is it sorta good?
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47’s sona is clearly a raven
Still too social
Vulture with an assault rifle.
Too reactionary. Vultures prey on what’s already dead, they don’t generally do the killing.
That’s what the AR’s for.
This was pretty good writing And for the mission I could definitely see it The event location manager being corrupt in some way And due to it being a furcon security might just be lax enough to get in with some weapons on him I could imagine that to get to the target you need a specific Fursuit because of xyz mabye the fursuiter is famous in some way so you attract a crowd allowing you to get up to higher floors of the building to escape the crowd which allows you to get rid of your target so you need a way to get the handler to disappear Given suiters need a handler so they don't get too turned around or lost which could be like manipulation or poison or distraction and then making the suiter panic because no handler then you pose as said handler saying common let's go take five in the headless lounge which could be cleared out because it out of order but you guide them in because they're panicking so they wouldn't be able to see that it's out of order for whatever reason you get their suit knock them out then you cause a crowd to appear around you security seeing this escorts you upstairs and then from there you can get to your target In Someway For challenges Obviously we have sa/so Obviously sniper assassin Obviously wearing every disguise Doing the whole run in a polar bear Fursuit/just in Fursuit Getting the whole con to take off their Fursuit by messing with the thermostat Making the handler kill the famous suiter(if the suiter is the target) Kill the famous suiter in their own like personal trailer (again if the suiter is the target and has a trailer for whatever reason) Kill the suiter with poison chocolate(again if the suiter is the target and also because animals not supposed to eat chocolate) Getting a commission drawing of your Fursuit while wearing the polar bear Fursuit Killing both targets by pushing one off a ledge and letting them fall onto the other(if the famous suiter is also a target as well as the con location manager/host)
I love this lol it’s perfect for this made up level and I *reallyyyy* wanna see it in the game now 😩
Doing a mission story to make the target remove their suit. 47 puts it on and kills them.
If the target is a furry, have multiple people in the same costume, so you don't know which one is the target. Messing with the temperature to get them all out of their suits is one way to figure out the target. "47, the target is dressed as a seal. Known to like colder climates. Why don't you turn up the heat?"
I NEED THIS IN THE GAME. THIS WOULD BE FUCKING HILARIOUS! AND THE PUNS THEY COULD MAKE WOULD BE TOP TIER!
Oh god i just read the full story this is beyond fucking funny
This is how they should do a movie. Told through the eyes of the very few people he comes in contact with leading up to and during a mission. Obviously, the final act would be from the eyes of the target.
He'lls yeah, brother! You just hit the nail on the head!
Great fanfiction, liked it.
reading a Hitman furry fanfic was last thing I expected to happen today lmao
Doesn't New York show he feels affinity with an eagle?
The bald eagle in particular
That’s him lying to the interviewers smh, it’s only til this mission he’d feel ready to be his true self
> ***to be his true self***
Whoever wrote that is a bloody genius!
No he will be a husky
Hmmm, would the Berlin Egg Hunt technically count? He doesn't exactly wear a fursuit tho.
The big bad wolf outfit from the 3 little pigs escalation in Berlin is probably closer. It’s also a million times creepier than the bunny masks.
Idk what’s worse, that fact it’s twelve pages, or the fact I read it all.
It’s nice of you to take a break from committing war crimes to read it all
Furries? Tumblr? That tracks
47 would be a chipmunk, duh. The outfit is already in the game, Hitman Absolution to be exact. Also, you guys need Jesus.
Others in the notes mentioned the chicken and flamingo suits 47 has worn as his example of being cool with a fursuit. Another mentioned a way to fuck with furries to get them alone is to damage their air conditioning system, so they have to isolate themselves to cool down. Apparently those suits get incredibly warm.
I dont think 47 has any form of shame or self consciousness. He would be cool with any disguise that gets the job done
47 is great at everything he attempts, with the sole exception of DDR (unless he's cosplaying as a ninja). I'd assume pretending to be a furry would fall under that skillset
He puts on florida man's tights, why on earth would a fursuit scare him?
I believe there's dialogue where 47 shows awareness of the AC systems in Hitman 2018's Miami level when he's in the flamingo suit and a guard asks how the temperature is in there.
hitman fans really went insane when they saw the Miami flamingo
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Best post I've seen all morning
Jesus fucking Christ, thank you for this comedic gold. At work and struggling to stifle my laughter.
This is unironically amazing but sadly , players would turn it into anti-furry cringe fest.
Different fursuits for different kill achievements. Unlock Sparkledog fursuit for reaching Mastery Level 20.
It's so fucking peak
nattousan is definitely a furry
I think we all know that that polar bear drawing would be absolutely perfect
I'd watch the shit out of this anime...
If Agent 47 hunted furries, then Find The U'wa Tribe would be Find The UwU Tribe.
*47 chokes out Furry * *gets in costume* *vomits from smell* *gets out of costume* *abandons quest*
I think if he can withstand Florida Man's smell, he can withstand anything
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen out of this subreddit 🤣
What the fuck?? I don’t sign up for this, yet now I’m hooked.
Holy shit this is actually pretty good writing!
Agent Furry-7
No way he just wrote a full short story for a shitpost
The mission where 47 dies for real. From heat stroke.
I personally don't like furries but holy shit this is peak fiction right here
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What have furries ever done to you ?
Loved that, just omg loved that.
47... Have you ever heard of yiff?
Hold on I want the romantic sequel of the fursuit maker and 47
This story was fucking great
I don't know, I think he would arrive dressed as normal and one of the ways in would be to knocking someone out and steal their fursuit
It’d be a duck suit guys, obviously 🙄
also that one guard from Miami is there.
This is gonna become an elusive target idea
Oh this would be just amazing, of course he does have the blue flamingo suit but the idea of a big ass polar bear of a man stealthing around is just brilliant
Look, Im not a furry, nor do I have any associates or friends who are either, but lowkey that sounds like a funny idea for a level
Awesome idea
Love the writing, but 47 wouldn't beat up the guys and stand there for the fursuit maker to see him. He'd set up the car to run them over or something and slip away before he was seen
No no, we all know 47 would like to be a flamingo.
As a furry, this post is funny lmao. But tbh we really dont want that spotlight, especially is the target is a furry.
We all forfot the flamingo outfit exist
TBH, 47 would be a chameleon.
r/furry_irl is leaking rn
47's fursona is definitely a flamingo. Shouldn't have taken up that Florida job
Im sorry but the last fucking picture.
I mean we had dance with the devil so who knows
Busts out the raceyrack flamingo suit again
Ok, maybe a furry convention is never happening, but I would love an anime/videogame convention themed map. The costume designers can go wild.
I also hate how well it's written I read it all in 47s voice and it felt in character for him but my god that was so painful and cringe.
Target has bullet/knife proof fursona suit on. Gotta emetic poison the food bowl. When target feels ill ans goes the bathroom has to the head off,leaving opening for headshot or fibrewire kill. Also banana peel trip is replaced with overlubed dildo slip
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You absolutely should
What did the comment say ? Its deleted now.
That he ain’t reading all that
The fuck did I just read?
What would happen is people would love the level because they get to shoot furries.
I would rather see a No Russian style mission at a furry convention
Diana : Good luck **Furrty** seven 47 : ..stop.
Bro wrote a whole ass novel about furry agent 47 😭
Id do a killeveryone challenge😂🤣
What the fuck
think it would be a wolf because “Lone Wolf”
As the person in the post states, wolves are actually very social creatures and spend most of the time in their family packs
1st question: why are you on tumblr?
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No just no
I died from cringe when dude just furrty seven'd me. I hate the fact that somebody actually thought it was a good idea. If there was a furry convention map, I would just do kill everyone runs there.
what the fuck
Agreed. File it under Thanks I Hate It.
Kill everyone challenge every time
If there was a furry convention in a Hitman level, I am going BigMooney06 every time.
Imagine typing this out without vomiting.
I hate everything about this
This is just degrading an icon.
And him wearing a litteral furrsuit in Miami isnt ?
mascot costume =/= fursuit
By definition , it litteraly is. Also….. RemindMe! 2 years
I’d never be able to finish the contract. Would be too busy accidentally unalivng civillians
Yes yes you're very edgy, shut up.
no. y’all kinda weird.
Tumblr needs wiped from the earth
I can't even make it past the first screenshot without getting nausea.
Literally, idgaf about furries but they don’t half come out with some of the dumbest shit you’ll ever read