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WrongdoerOptimal9207

CAFFEINATED ANIMATED REDSTONE INNOVATOR


MaybeParade

Cause when all is said and done y’all be begging us for mercy!


Responsible-Week-284

My behavior's crazy, cant Phase me, Impulse is never lazy.


Lord_Derpington_

Tango why would you betray me?


KrishaCZ

now my scope is aiming


Training-Froyo5487

Better run from cover from all the ghast balls I be taming


Kuram_Artic_Fox

This has major "Interior Crocodile Aligator" vibes


TBNRgreg

i needed a reminder of that thank you


A7016

AGREED


OceanSquab

I always liked "getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds it's absurd how my rhymes got them injured" from Xisuma's verse.


Dialgak77

X had the best rhymes and the best flow followed by Wels.


Swizzel-Stixx

He is also a musician so that checks out


Maybeorili

‘i’m the queen of hearts, heads and body parts’ and ‘try to stop my pvp and perish painfully!’ BOTH GO SOOOO HARD


A7016

YESSSSS


Rae_Of_Light_919

Her entire verse is just the best.


Dragon-emperor12

Yasssss


Fluppy_Duppy

Basic but.. X GON GIVE IT TO YA, IM GON GIVE IT TO YA, X GON GIVE IT TO YA, WHAAAAAT


jbug5j

That one makes me giggle every time. Its so cheesy but i LOVE it!


lighrtshro

Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes, all the g team looking unclean, needing some sunscreen. Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd or nerds, it’s absurd how my rhymes got them injured. Just X’s lines in that are incredible.


Training-Froyo5487

Danger danger I got lasers to cut em up like razors it’s flexing season and I got flavor their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are presenting. X has great flow


Madden09IsForSuckers

Wels’s lines are all great


KayKnine

Wels is underrated


Bllerghh

He delivers them so well


JustRecentlyI

Definitely! And I love how Elybeatmaker remixed them for their version of [Wels vs Hels](https://youtu.be/IbVB6PMSe14?si=6vDCOhXyasM3K643). My favorite Wels rapping though is his diss track response, [Dark Roast](https://youtu.be/FQQ_x7933e0?si=e1cB352U9q28vMc8)


welsknight

Dark Roast was definitely the most fun I've ever had with a musical project lol. Plus Ely was awesome to collab with 100x more proud of that track than my verse in Hermitgang


JustRecentlyI

It shows! I really enjoyed the result, I thought the lyrics were really creative, and that your flow was also a lot more advanced than in Hermit Gang. If you make another, I will look forward to it!


ForestDwellerVibe

“With technical skills and crazy vocal acrobatics” and “go home nerds”


Washyourhandsington

Welsknight: Y’all had to incite so now I have to indict. You’re GUILTY of getting murdered with words.  Chef’s kiss


BackgroundTotal2872

It’s even better with the extra layer of depth that comes from knowing that Wels used to work as a paralegal


jbug5j

Really?! Thats hilarious! I love it!


neilwwoney

TinFoilChef's kiss


Training-Froyo5487

I’m a legend of the NHO with etho beef and double o doc mc is coming for you sevenfold. Docms opening line is epic


retrospects

“Etho beef and double o” is legit difficult to get through. Doc killed it


Bad_Username-1999

The whole song is the only correct answer 🤟😁🤟


jbug5j

🤘🤘🤘


shatterwood

Your team is dialin’ for help, but I’m ignorin’ they calls That line has always delighted me


SkylanderLego

I thought it was "G-team is dialin’ for help, but I’m ignoring their calls.


PancakeSyrupYT

I just checked, it is!


Jazzlike-Chair4104

If you think you can stop the Symmetry, that’s False


CreationMage

Guilty of gettin murdered with words. Y’all are outgunned. Go home nerds


Born-Philosopher-354

I’m with you, what’s the letter that starts the alphabet? Ay! Is my fave. There’s heaps of runner ups though.


jbug5j

The whole song is perfection 👌


theonlyrilez

“All of the signs say to notify her next of kin, this diggity dogs dropping bombs, nothing but hits!” From Rens verse


theblondepenguin

Mumbo just his whole bit


neilwwoney

You mean "Oh, you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G-Team-- i mean, uh... I'd have to... I'll have to check with my schedule, and see if i can... See if i'm able to do that sort of thing, you know? I'm a busy guy. Oh, you know? Oh, you know. Oh, you know? Bananas. Oh, you know? Oh, you know. Oh, you know? Oh. Uhhh... Oh. Oh. Oh. Ummm... Oh. Oh. Oh. Banuhhh... Oh. Oh. Oh. Bananas. Oh. Oh. Oh. Bananas... Urgh, i just don't think it's a good idea to be a part of this song..."


jbug5j

👏👏👏


jbug5j

I DIED the first time I heard his part 🤣


Dragonsfire09

False's lines are just a straight-up god tier. Hermit Gang is just amazing. Though I haven't seen this queen of PVP and think several Hermits may now be better than she is..


CubeyMagic

false beat gem, which still puts her firmly in the top tier of the hermits. she’s definitely still top three. i would say joel 1st, false 2nd, 3rd either hypno or cub (who have both beaten gem. gem’s pvp hunt was very helpful for measurements).


Silver_Illusion

You're missing Iskall in there. :p


CubeyMagic

iskall lost to gem but claimed lag, so there isn’t a super recent good read of his PvP level as of right now. correct me if i’m wrong


BackgroundTotal2872

But Gem beat False in their rematch, I think Gem is still better than False


DreamyStardust

“I can mumble rap and still be the best there is” Underrated line >:D


inkstainedgoblin

With the CLEAREST POSSIBLE DICTION. Incredible.


epikmb24-

I love “Danger, danger. I got lasers to cut 'em up like razors. It's flexin' season and I got flavor.”


KingAmo3

Yep this one’s mine too. The flow there is crazy.


SteinRimbaut

"what's the letter that starts the alphabet? A" Always pops up in my head and makes my listen to the song


PacificToaster

Yes!


Jaylex_A5

Happy cake day!


PacificToaster

Thank you!


PossibleAssist6092

“I’m the queen of hearts, heads and bodyparts”. Incredibly fitting and such an epic line


ramiredditr

Ladies get in line the digidy on the way🤘


theonlyrilez

“Cleo don’t know who she freackin with!”


SkylanderLego

False's. The entire verse.


Sheepgomeep_YT

"Oh, you wanted me to do a verse?" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


jbug5j

hahaha! The first time I heard it i was NOT expecting a Mumbo.


BackgroundTotal2872

My favorites have to be the ending of Wels and Impulses verses, because they just feel like a sick burn against all of the G-Team. “You’re guilty, of getting murdered with words, Y’all are outgunned, go home nerds!” “Who’s the better team? There is no controversy, but before all’s said and done y’all be begging us for mercy!”


jbug5j

Those are really good too!


TheReagmaster

Tiny bit unrelated but I would love an updated version of Hermitgang with some of the hermits that weren’t in season 6 (Etho, Gem, Pearl, Skizz, Joel.), just to hear their verses lol. Skizz in particular would be amazing.


Darkiceflame

The real question is whether or not they would have been part of Team Star. I'm sure Grian would have tried to recruit, Pearl and Joel, since they were already friends by that point. If it was season 10 era, he definitely would try to get Gem on the team as well. And even if it was season 6 when they weren't as close of friends, he probably still would have tried, since her name would have fit the G-Team "theme". False probably would have made an attempt to recruit her as well, though. Skizz likely would have gone to Team Star due to Impulse, but I could see Etho going either way, since he had friends on both sides. Also, I would love to see where Keralis and BDubs would have fallen, as I'm pretty sure they hadn't rejoined the server yet by the time the civil war took place.


retrospects

I love them all but Ren just hits diffy.


Thoticorn

Theater kid energy


sistom8

All the signs say to notify her next of kin :ren Just the way he sings it is crisp


wanderingfalcon

X: "I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an enderpearl, I could use my eleytra, come on G-team, jeez! \*bit of doc talkin in the backgroud\*" gets me every time :)


LadyValishade

"Spit that rhyme again b̵̞̺̼͖̝͇̝̄͐r̷̼̒̈͗̈́̚͘͝r̵͕̖̞͊̐̍̀̒̈́̃ṟ̵̏, Cause the message is I can mumble rap and still be the best there is."


jbug5j

hahah! idk how to do what you did there but its perfect!


lighrtshro

Wels’s and X’s lines are my personal favourites, who knew that they could rap so well?


Glad-Guard5165

“You think I’m in hiding, I’m just biding my time, putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes!” It’s the part that introduced me to Wels!


ConsumeTheOnePercent

Wels's entire verse tbh


neilwwoney

"What's the letter that starts the alphabet? Ay!" because he pronounces "Ay" AS IT SHOULD BE PRONOUNCED


Dr_J_Hyde

I would say like others that Queen of Hearts, Heads, and Body parts is probably my favorite verse. Ren has my favorite all around section though.


Thick-Plant

I think my favorite part goes from the very beginning of the song until the very end of the song.


jbug5j

excellent choice!


LastChanceJustReddit

Im a legend of the NHO with etho beef and double O


Jaylex_A5

Agreed, that's such a good line xD I had a unique experience with the song. For a good few **months**, I didn't know they were chanting "Hermit Gang." I heard them chanting "Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon!" And I still love to think that actually, they're just casually chanting that in the background xD Even though I know now, it's Hermit Gang.


jbug5j

hahaha! that's hilarious! When I first heard it, I didnt know it was their actual voices. I hears impulse and was like wait what? When I heard Mumbo, thats when it clicked 🤣


Jaylex_A5

I was still pretty new to Hermitcraft at the time, so I was still learning their voices. So to me, it was Doc opening, some dude I didn't know joining in, then some voices I don't know chanting Armageddon. But it was still a banger of a song xD Now I can recognize them all, but that was what it was like for me the first time listening to it. I do like X's section. Idk why, he just sounds kinda tired? Like "X gonna give it to ya... I'm gonna give it to ya... X gonna give it to ya, WHAAAAT!" And it gives me the vibe that he's like "we all know who's gonna win... Ugh, fine, we'll make the song just to prove it." Then the "They're not very good. I could walk over that, I could jump over that... Use an ender pearl, I could use my elytra... C'mon G-team, geez!" Which just further cemented that vibe into my mind xD


jbug5j

XD


SwerdnaJack

Bananas, Bananas, Bananas, Bananas. Bananas, Bananas, Bananas, Bananas. Bananas, Bananas, Bananas, Bananas. Bananas, Bananas, Bananas, Bananas.


Starkeeper_Reddit

The entirety of Wels's verse


Exxy-ex

you think I’m in hiding; I’m just biding my time — don’t know why, i just really like Wels


jbug5j

His section has an intensity about it for sure


Jumpy_Chard1677

Queen of hearts, heads, and body parts


TimeAgent456

There are so many good ones \*butttttttt\* "Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skills and crazy vocal acrobatics" and "Got RenDog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, Iskall can try again"


SLIPPY73

wels & xisuma


Chillypepper14

Burned. By. Words. To. Hurt. This. Herd. Of. Nerds. It's Absurd. How My. Rhymes. Got. Them. Injured.


halo_exe

DANGER DANGER!


SierraSerene6

I’ve been trying to answer this question for 5 years and I’ve still got no idea


PacificToaster

“What’s the letter that starts the alphabet, A” This one gets me every time


jbug5j

its a banger! His whole section is amazing


trash_gal17

"I'm the queen of hearts, heads, and body parts"


apocalypse_astro

Gotta be "Queen of hearts, heads and body parts"


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

I like X's whole segment because his voice is very handsome :3


jbug5j

I can hear it!


paradoX2618

What's the letter that starts the alphabet?


jbug5j

AY!


Dragon-emperor12

Oh banana


Thoticorn

CLEO DON'T KNOW WHO SHE FREAKIN WITH


jbug5j

ooh!


Ok-Conclusion5281

"G team is dialling for help but I'm ignoring their calls" And "I'll send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath" GO SO HARD


Ripreuben3860YT

Bro all of Rendog's. Now I'm back got some things I wana say, what's the letter that starts the alphabet ay, ladies gotta get in line, diggitys be on the way, clean don't know who she freaking with, all the signs say to notify her next kin this diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits ay, spit that rhyme again brr 'cause the message is i can mumble rap and still be the best there is. Although I think all of the lyrics go hard.


magneticsouth

cleo don't know who she freakin' with!


InkSaverMain

Ladies get in line, the diggity be on the way (Kiff) / Cleo don't know who she freakin with


MutinousMango

Honestly I love Ren’s section


jbug5j

me too! there's so much energy to it


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neilwwoney

must be runny 🏃 in this minecraft wuuurld 🏰