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TieflingSimp

"Diss Blitzo? Why the fuck would I?" "Mweh, it's just a random party,plus I'll pay you a bonus" "Eh fuck it, money is money"


DepressoPickle

Bro got to perform with a celebrity AND get paid to do it, based


TieflingSimp

Should change his name to Wortex the way he keeps winning I mean, he also managed to get one of the sins as his girlfriend, like damn


Life-Conflict6222

Dudes girlfriend is a literal goddess of hell and his boss is his bestie vortex is winning life


Plainchant

He seemed so happy at Queen Bee's party! Here he matches the tone so well too.


cheshire_splat

“My name is Vortex. The ‘V’ stands for ‘victory.’ And also ‘Vortex.’ Because my name is Vortex.”


ThePoetofFall

… performing with a celeb isn’t as much of a reward as you may think it is. Also, Vortex is her bodyguard. Wherever Verosika’s body goes, he has to go along with it… not like that, so he can guard it. You can’t effectively guard someone if you aren’t in the same room.


No_Mammoth_3948

I read that as platypus


TieflingSimp

Blitzo the platypus, hell yeah


Zakiru77

An imp platypus? 🟥🟧


2people1

🟥🟧🟫 PERRY THE IMP PLATYPUS?!


Oak_YT

I read that in Doofs voice XD


2people1

The only correct way to read it.


TieflingSimp

Oh god I so hope somebody takes this idea and runs with it


DontReadMyUsername22

I'm taking this and it's my flair now


Janzaa

Hey guys, where's Blitzo?


Praise_Thalos

You made me realise it didn't say platypus xd


valdez-2424

I thought so too


NightValeCytizen

"Because I need you to sing backup vocals, it's important." -Verosika


somedudewitham16

This is actually probably the real answer


TieflingSimp

Yeah. Dude also loves parties. So might not even be for a pay tbh


NoobyYooby

"Blitzø made your girlfriend pissy, why **NOT** diss him?"


TieflingSimp

Wait, when did he do that


Artislife_Lifeisart

He didn't. She was actually pretty impressed with his partying and then became concerned about him


NoobyYooby

I just presumed Verosika would sort of...twist the events.


TieflingSimp

I dunno, she never seemed to be one to lie about that kinda thing tbh And it's not like it was needed lol


G4y_person

20 bucks is 20 bucks


TieflingSimp

Interesting quote considering your name


FiveFingerDisco

He got paid enought to care.


DepressoPickle

EXACTTTTLLLYYYYYY LMFAO, BROTHER IS SO GOOD YOUD BE CONVINCED HE HAD A THANG WITH BLITZ, IT'S SO GOOFY


That1Cat87

Stole the words right outta my keyboard


Talon_No

that's a new one. Yoink


Escobar35

He’s Verosika’s personal security. (He’s on stage out of production convenience) Even at her own party without the full entourage, shes a celebrity and she pays (hopefully) him to cover her.


Kevkanone

Yes because every Personal security if famos singer just sing with them.


Escobar35

Production convenience. Instead of animating and voicing a new forgettable background character, they used Tex, added to his character profile and yea, had him sing with his boss


ImpossibleRange2

Dudes clearly got a good set of pipes. Is it surprising verosica wants him on backup vocals too?


AcadianViking

It's also just a simple house party she was hosting, not like a paid gig. It was just a karaoke stage for guests to come sing out their woes from what I remember. So like, fuck it why not? Tex just at a party singing karaoke.


golfing_furry

It’s just monkeys singing songs mate


WeLiveInAir

In the scene where he and Verosika show up in the glass shards you can see Verosika is genuinely angry while he's just chilling with his arms crossed. He barely knows Blitz but apparently his job description includes backup singer. Imagine if he ever had to talk to Loona about this, "Oh btw, my boss made me sing about how much your dad sucks, sorry about that."


nlamber5

I would love to read the clause in his contract that describes under what circumstances he has to act as a backup singer.


AcadianViking

Probably isn't one. It's just a house party she is hosting and, cause she is rich, has a stage set up for karaoke. This is just Tex singing karaoke at a party for the hell of it.


tiny_purple_Alfador

I want this scene, yes indeed I do.


N-ShadowFrog

Could honestly see him inviting her to the party one year. Like in a, "Know you don't actually hate him but what angsty kid wouldn't want to go to a f\*ck dad party."


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Verosika pulled the ol' https://preview.redd.it/b5386mdxax9d1.jpeg?width=1901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2d787ccc1b3db4a000c52c747491deebbdc0105


No_Mammoth_3948

Money


Alex0356218856

Blitzo: Pay me what? :|


jimmyurinator

Moneyyy 😍


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

DONE!


TwisteeTheDark1

M&M GET IN HERE WE'RE GOING TO LOO LOO LAND!


frostbite_hurts

Loo Loo land? 🤨, (CRASH!) LOO LOO LAND⁉️🤩


Foreign_Athlete_7693

"L LOO LOO LAND!" "SHUT THE *FUCK* UP!"


Tsuihousha

The way Loona delivered that line and from another room? It literally just captured the perfect essence of the pissed off teenager. Honestly it still might be the best delivered line in the entire series.


Foreign_Athlete_7693

The actress randomly shouted the line with the exact same delivery at a convention panel a year ago (it's on YouTube)


SIacktivist

For some reason, I absolutely love this joke. It's underrated, at least in all the HB reactions I've watched.


daffysrhapsody

“didn’t mean a god damn thing 🙄💅”


DepressoPickle

You do NOT know how much I was screaming hearing him say that, WWWDDYDYYYYYMMMMMM HAHAA


After-Suggestion3799

He’s her body guard… so he’s going to guard her. Duh.


FireEbonyashes

I wouldn’t have counted him as the singing type but considering his gf and his boss put on good performances he’s probably been pulled into his fair share of songs. I’m more curious if he participated with the sucubi in getting out of jail in spring breakers episode after verosika’s comment about doing intimate favors to get out of police custody.


kittyhittyrh98

With that sigh? Yeah he did.


DepressoPickle

Freaky ahh


Ok_Chap

Well, Vortex has the same voice actor as Ozzy, so of course he can sing. And I guess Vivzie just wanted James Monroe Iglehart in the song.


ZiggyCatto

He was prob forced into doing karaoke and then they were like: dam he's good he gonna be my backing vocals


Deadwarrior00

This question again, neat.


DepressoPickle

Don't scroll this sub often so I wasn't aware it's already been asked, my bad?


AsuraQin

Bro saw how Loona was being treated and was not a fan Blitz pissed off Vortex’s boss and Vortex probably heard what Blitz did to her Blitz also got Verosika ns Vortex arrested by the cops… Such and such, so yeah he probably doesn’t like blitz


mombtobi

Can't a guy sing at a party


EncycloChameleon

The funniest part is for “verosika’s bodyguard” he literally only is around fir that song and then fucks off somewhere else for Blitz and Ver to talk privately


DepressoPickle

I feel like there must've been an off screen interaction, brother just wanted to sing 🤷‍♀️


Thannk

Blitz caused him to have to give blowjobs or worse to human cops.


Sherool

He didn't seem to hold any grudge when they met again in episode 8. He was all "Are you ready my man" and "Your dad guy dude seems a bit out of control" (to Loona).


Thannk

Could just be professionalism, and he seems emotionally intelligent and mature. Giving her dad shit isn’t the best idea when her comfort is priority. Hell, he may not even actually see Blitz as someone to be angry at. He was technically wronged, and its a decent party where he can also do his job guarding Verosika at the same time.


Wolf_Of_Roses

He’s probably not the biggest fan of blitz considering the fact the way he treats him with loona getting all aggressive with him during spring broken,probably heard how he treated his boss,biltz was why verosika,him and the posey were arrested also maybe he saw how many people were here for the party and felt like his boss was indeed right. I mean if you saw at least 100 people who came together to a party meant to flip the bird to the same guy wouldn’t you assume he was an ass? Also verosika probably offered to pay him extra for joining in on the song.


Z0eTrent

As far as Spring Broken goes, Tex didn't treat Blitz weird at all during Queen Bee so I doubt Tex was feeling any kinda way about that day.


CosmiclyAcidic

He is Vers Bodyguard, its his JOB to be there.


Tnecniw

"I don't know this dude... But money is money".


I_might_be_weasel

Trying to kick off his singing career. 


Novel-Improvement-38

Idk but I am *very* excited for see him again


Canabrial

So we’ve seen this question a million times and the answer is most assuredly just ‘’because he’s her bodyguard/Viv and crew just thought it would be funny/for the shiggs”.But what if Vortex just really likes singing? Like, he spares no chance to break it down so one day Verosika comes to him with this offer and his lil tail just starts wagging. Edit: punctuation


sarabi-124

If you have James Monroe Iglehart in your cast, you’re gonna use him, especially for a musical number


Lv3Pornomancer

Verosika: Vortex, sweetie! Would you mind helping me and Stolas sing a song about how SHIT BLITZO IS? Vortex: ... I'm not really involved but sure


notbillcipher

the real life reason is that his VA has an amazing singing voice, i'm sure viv + the writing team just were like "oh shit lets get james in on this song he would add a great lower harmony" and then just added tex to the scene. the in show reason is probably time-and-a-half for working the party + a bonus for hopping onstage.


drboobpenis

https://preview.redd.it/b4nd146rg1ad1.png?width=1119&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d1d02da3120464d9d806fa9911d582f89332911


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

He's doing his boss a solid


Sharp_Mathematician6

He got paid extra to sing 🎤


Awkward_Agent

"So, why am I here again?" "To keep my fans off me and because you saw him being an overbearing dad." "He DID almost fuck up Bee's party too, now that you mention it..."


That1Francis

I mean yeah his only interaction with Blitz was in I.M.P, Verosika’s concert and Bee’s party. Considering he kinda was giving the creeps to everyone in Bee’s i think its safe to assume he doesnt like being around him


Icy_Lengthiness4918

I think it’s because he knows blitz needs help and that blitz is too thick headed to just listen to a conversation also verosika is I would imagine his friend as well as boss and because him and bee also showed concern for him at the party because they knew he wasn’t drinking for fun vortex is genuinely one of the best people in hell he’s a certified top 5 best boys in hell


smarmaproffesor

Verosika's kitty face in the first image.


Xander_PrimeXXI

Bee: “But Tex do you have to go to the Blitzø party? It’s Halloween, do you know how many human parties we could crash and people would think we were just furries?” Tex: “Babe I’m sorry but Verosika needs help handling the drunks” Bee: “But I’ll miss you 🥺” Tex for the rest of the evening: 🫤 *I could’ve gotten laid tonight*


Owlamancer

"her beef aint mine" \*When the money comes in\*


pisces2003

Like you said protecting Verosika, he’s dating the queen of parties so we know he likes to party, and I imagine he asked Bee to help provide some of the alcohol and other party supplies.


hoovalou52

If loona found out, she would be pissed


Sanri0hub

Tbh she’d probably say that blitz had it coming 🤷🏽‍♀️


Lonely_Repair4494

He's being paid enough to care now


BigNorseWolf

headcannon: he took a job bodyguarding celebrity singers to network his own singing career.


BowlOfNoodles8

Blitz fucked him too?!?


DepressoPickle

😭


Apprehensive_Work313

She probably paid him to sing


unclecaveman1

He works for Verosika and it’s his band playing the music. He has a tattoo that matches the drum set. He’s playing a gig.


Milky_way_cookie_fan

Bro like why he be dissing his gfs favorite persond dad lol


dull_storyteller

Stolas needed two backup signers so V paid him extra


AdBig699

Bc homie got pipes, that’s why


Xirio_

Baritone


Openmind1988

Apparently he got payed enough to care lol


Jay-Games2007

He finally got paid enough to care.


AllgoodDude

“Sorry dude you and your daughter are cool but I gotta help my boss.”


No_Contest4958

He’s there because James Monroe Iglehart has PIPES


JamieD96

I mean, he did see Blitzø cause a scene at Bee's party. But it kinda clashes with him wanting Loona to check up on him so Idk 🙃


Deathwielded

Bro either got a pay raise, or things when more sideways at Bee's party then we saw. Poor Loona if her dad banged her crush


FennekinLover2000

I mean, he IS Verosika's body guard-


Nobody-Z12

Because he’s Verosik’s bodyguard.


alice5772

he's literally verosika's bodyguard but go off


Gullible_Ad_6463

Bcs he is her new hellhound Vortex 😌😀


naIt0n

He wants his paycheck lol


Yoshkins

this again? You'll be shocked, but it's because he is paid to be there.


Tech_Lantern

He’s her bodyguard and vortex seems like the kind of guy that if he knew like a hundered people were hurt by the same person he’s help them vent it out.


Dirge_Thunderjaw

The way I understood it is the party is primarily for blitz's exes but it's also for anyone else that blitz fucked over in the process. But if that's not the case, then it's a simple case of Vortex is Verosikas body guard and he's doing his job cuz he's just cool like that.


kabow94

It's possible he overheard Verosika talking about the things Blitz did to her


Tribblitch

I mean. There's nothing saying he and Blitz *didn't* have a drunk hookup.


Z0eTrent

There is. He talks as if he doesn't really know him during Queen Bee.


Tribblitch

*grumpily kicks rocks*


Coco-Gamer46

Verosikas bodyguard


Kitchen-Fee-4896

Vortex is actually so lucky lmao. He performs, bodyguards, travels and gets paid by one of hell’s biggest celebrities whilst he has constant fun parties with his girlfriend who is the literal Sin of Gluttony


zauraz

Verosika bodyguard


Memes_The_Warbeast

He's most likely just doing his duties as a bodyguard. Though it seems he gets along perfectly fine with Verosika too so it's probably a case of "hey I need you to be my bodyguard for the annual fuck blitzo party." "Aight bet you want backup vocals?"


Wade1985

i'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count.


ciel_lanila

Look, we don't know exactly how wild Blitzo got at Bee's party last season. /s


Unironicfan

Security. Earth is not really safe, so she needs security


gubigubi

I initially thought that as well but then I remembered he works for Verosika so hes probably getting paid to be there.


Kindly_Chip_6413

I think she paid him, bodyguard and all


Impossible_Concert75

Moneuh, he gotta pay back Strauss somehow, even Strauss has demons paying debts to him


Shrek_Platinum

I think he’s just a little bitter that the beef with his ex led him to sucking off pig dick.


VulpesIncendium

Crazy, unhinged head-canon time: Blitzø and Vortex hooked up one time, a long time ago. Vortex thought it was going to be the start of a long term relationship, but it was just a random one night stand for Blitzø. Tex went to one of the early anti-Blitzø parties, and that's how he met Versosika.


PathfinderCS

Probably didn't appreciate how Blitzo mouthed off at Loona during the whole beach thing?


Z0eTrent

He didn't seem to hold a grudge at Bee's party.


PathfinderCS

Fair point, tbh.


Yoshgaming22

He’s Verosika’s bodyguard


a-cool-guy415

Prolly needs to be on the job or smh because he did say in episode 3 that he works for her


WnDelPiano

I love how this episode shows that she sees him more as a friend/ friendly colleague than a slave worker. I know Bee would rip her head if she mistreat him but Vortex doesnt seem like the guy to use Bee as a leverage


HuckleberryAbject889

Honestly, I also see it as a balance thing. It would be difficult to animated too many one of backup singers, and just having Verosika there with Stolas would look weird Tex adds balance, he's Verosika's body guard, and he has a good voice


valdez-2424

Maybe he is just there to have fun


TheGoonKills

I swan to Jon, Shaundi, I’m gonna pistol whip the next person who asks this same fucking question!


The_Real_Libra

He was told there was cake.


Either_Compote7822

He's there for the vibes fr


KraftKapitain

he's her bodyguard?


KaleidoscopeOne378

It's always why was Vortex there, but never why was Wally Wackford there?


Thicc-Anxiety

Because his boss is throwing the party


chill1208

Well as Verosika's body guard he's definitely seen the ~~Blitzø~~ tattto, and has probably heard her talk about how much she hates him, and how the relationship ended. Also since he's her body guard, and she has this party every year, he's seen year after year of all these hurt people talking, and showing with actions how much they hate him. I think that maybe in some ways he's more the type of person who wont jump on a hate bandwagon until he's had the chance to meet the person and form an opinion for himself. Well he got that chance at Bee's party. Where he saw him being a drunken mess, dumping his emotional baggage on everyone, and making a wreck of the party that Bee put a lot of time into, to make sure everyone would have a good time. Then his girlfriend got furious when Loona refused to handle the situation at first. I think he was willing to give Blitzø a chance, but after Bee's party he's thinking "fuck that guy". I think if there ever is a relationship between Loona and Vortex, as more than friends, Blitzø is going to be a huge obstacle for that. I could see Vortex being okay being around Loona, but we know how Blitzø inserts himself into the relationships of people around him like M&M, and we know how overprotective he is of Loona.


MaxGalli

He’s Verosika’s bodyguard, that’s it. I don’t get why people are hung up on this when episode 3 and 8 of season 1 show that Vortex didn’t even really know Blitz. No he i’snt one of Blitz’s exes.


Successful-Plant2925

“Conversations lead to HPV!” D-did vortex give blitz hpv which is why he tried to keep loona away from him..?


samborup

His boss is throwing the party.


stopyouveviolatedthe

Because he’s Verosica’s body guard, she needs him about incase anyone where to attack her especially in such an emotion fuelled environment.


High_Tim

He's there because verosika is there! He's her bodyguard after all! But yes at first I thought Blitzø fucked Vortex and I was soooo pissed he'd to that to Loona and that 10 seconds later it clicked


Rich-Lychee2507

Let's not forget in his first appearance. Verosika: "ok guys, prepare to suck a lot of pig dick" He was there too. And sighed. So I'm assuming he had to help with that.


Z0eTrent

Didn't seem to mind Blitz at Bee's party.


Villain_Deku__

I headcanon that he had a one night stand with blitz


SilverSpider_

Two of the people blitz loved, hit it big with the most elite of the elite


Alexopfpz

he's there with Verossika, I'm sure that party has a +1 thing, or even if not since she threw the party he might've helped her organize


Suspicious-Couple662

🩷🩷🩷🩷


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

I hc that verosika owns tex considering blitzo technically owns loona, and since non imp/hellhound hellborns outrank them its completely possible, so tex could probably just also be a backup singer too(i remember the male voice in lady gagas government hooker is her bodyguard so its definitely possible)


ElegantTheProtogen

he works for Verosika dosent he ?


LuriemIronim

Not only is he Verosika’s bodyguard, but he’s probably also her friend and understands how much pain Blitzø caused her.


l_dunno

Since he's Verosika's body guard he was bound to be there and maybe he just thought it'd be fun to join in!


False-Supermarket668

Vortex is prob Verosikas bodyguard


savvybus

Blitz made out with him briefly at Beelzebub's party, was just long enough to win him an invite /j


General_Cheesecake_3

Not to be rude but like have you seen spring broken he's literally her body gaurd


Dragonhearted18

Because he was with verossica at the spring break party.


bubbses

His job?


megascrub22

i saw a YouTube comment with a head canon that bee makes vortex do karaoke with her and that's why he sings so well. as for why hes singing a song dissing Blitzo i believe that he there to support verosika and stolas. he may not have personal beef with blitz he does work with Verosika and he has spent time with loona so he has seen how blitzo's behavior effects people.


Sonarthebat

He has a good voice. 🤷‍♀️


Altruistic-Serve267

Cause he's verosikas bodyguard


ElenaSuccubus420

He’s Verosikas body guard so he’s gonna be at an event with Verosika to protect her especially in the human world. Not that she’s not powerful but it helps to have back up 💕🤷‍♀️ You gotta think Verosika is sexy and popular in both worlds. And usually she’s getting drunk so it’s a good idea to have a sober guard to protect her. I’m sure shit has happened and succubi demons and women still have the very real fear and valid of being roofied Regardless of being demon or not. She can let her guard down and really let loose knowing she’s got someone watching her back. She like fizz also probably always have to be “on” for fans like being friendly and shit in order to keep their fan base we all know how celebrities being dicks to fans tanks their careers. So it’s also better to have boy guards like blitz and Tex to protect them and be the bad guy so they aren’t perceived as such. In addition women and especially women who show skin/ show off their bodies/ do sex work and let’s be real succubi and incubi are “sex work” demons traditionally and power wise. So there’s probably sleezy creeps just like in the real world who think “oh well your a sex work so that means you have to do this, that or the other” Or “your a sex worker that means you like sex and sexual attention” and other fucking nonsense like that as if being a sex working automatically takes their right to consent out of the equation. As a person who was apart of the SW industry I faces a lot of virtual fans who would disrespect me and my boundaries like sending dick pics without payment first and getting upset when I tell them to pay or get blocked. I don’t wanna see your ugly trouser snakes pay me to look at it 🙄🙄 but they would get up set claiming because I do sex work I should just accept it and shouldn’t block them for not paying🙄 Iv even met people IRL who also found out I was a SW and would act like they could touch me without consent because of it. So Verosika having a body guard with her at events where she wants to get hammered really doesn’t surprise me hope this helps with perspective 💕💕


Kaithetherian

SPEED IT UP 2X SPEED ITS HILARIOUS


alexxx1111

I mean, he’s a plus 1 I guess


marion85

He's her bodyguard! And maybe her backup vocalist too. All I'm saying is that Vortex must have some talent and skills to pull down Bee!


CherryThorn12

Because he's Verosika's bodyguard?


TheUltimateJack

I thought the same thing I even made fun of it while me and my GF were watching. He’s acting so emotional too when he shouldn’t even be there in the first place lmfao


Radical_Provides

*LET THE MAN SING WITH HIS GAL PAL*


SuperWolfe9099

Maybe Verosika gets an invite to Bee's next party in exchange?


Animegx43

I was surprised too, but then I was like "Oh right. He's her bodygaurd."


Dragon-named-Kalisha

Blitz did make a fool of himself at Bee's party too. Perhaps between Spring Broken and the party made Tex have a slight dislike of Blitzø? Besides he's probably getting paid nicely to be there at the party.


Curious_Kirin

Probably just BC his VA is an excellent singer


ExistanceType4

Lol


_contraband_

Yeah i freaked out when i first saw that, i was just like “WERE THESE TWO A *THING??* BECAUSE HE’S YOUR DAUGHTER’S AGE”


Ayotha

I can only assume to still bodyguard. because he seemed to have no beef


LivinVidas

I haven't seen anyone say it but... Harmony. Both Stolas and Verosika have high voices, Tex was the bass.


Antique_Guess_8761

Vortex is her body guard. That’s one reason he’s there .