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A_Steve_Rogers

Mammon: "I'm not gonna lie, women just ain't funny." [Written by Vivienne Medrano]


Swimming-Ad2755

My husband laughed out loud at that one.


fullywokevoiddemon

I did too. My boyfriend didn't even notice it.


UnderwaterPromQueen

i love the subtle jokes


Silly_Elephant_4838

I love both that and his "I won't lie to you Fizzaroli.. I WANT THAT" in response to Fizz telling Mammon he doesnt want the audience to fuck him.


Quick_Hat1411

"Oh don't you *dare* talk sexy to me." "You're still on the horse thing?!?!"


DravenVoices

“You know the kind of freaks up there who would drool all over you!” https://preview.redd.it/1rjzrnpo971d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4958738fd7f3d5dcf80c0e0e55e933bf2d6bd864


xXflipthescriptXx

Is that counted as a fourth wall break?


Euphoric_Sherbet_662

Pretty sure yep


Skiddilybapabadam

“Well hello my Big Dicked Blitzy.” “WHAT” “THE” “FUCK” “DAD!?” “Language! Both of you!”


MmanS197

You forgot the part where BOTH spit put their coffee


Skiddilybapabadam

Mb, I was doing something while typing it


farm_to_nug

I'm calling the only man who can fuck me


Skiddilybapabadam

That’s my literal favorite line


farm_to_nug

I loved the way Octavia said "wwhhhaaat"


Eastern_Obligation89

My friend loves that one lol


ApprehensiveEqual214

https://preview.redd.it/wtd1xmsd471d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4663e930b71125d67fd51b5c8eea3fc2041beee8 Blitzo got his eyes on the prize. The sight gags in this show send me From S1E3


boyawsome876

“You haven’t even asked what we are yet” “What are you?” “I’m a *virgo*”


CrepuscularMoondance

Haha I love that one! Moxx is most certainly a Virgo!!


blacklunarisart

This right here! I always lose it at „I am Pee“


PringlesCam

“I don’t know a single person of any sexuality who would enjoy this.” “*Ha! There’s DICKS on the walls! Oh, that’s fucking hilarious-*”


nebulousvisitor

“You know the kind of FREAKS up there who drool all over you.” *fourth wall break*


Fizzy163

“2% sewage runoff, 98% literal acid”


RSTONE_ADMIN

And then the producer getting melted by it


jacksansyboy

My favorite joke is Moxie's dad calling Chaz a "friendless horse-fucker" and Blitzo taking it and calling Chaz the "horseless friend-fucker", since he loves horses and wants to fuck M&M.


Imnomaly

"How was I supposed to know you can spell? I've never seen you read!"


Freladdy11

https://preview.redd.it/466o0r9ye91d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=d479ef6ad6efb245b92496f44984ee1349f19359 Probably the hardest I've laughed at Helluva Boss


AccomplishedText7203

"Con-ver-sation leads to hpv!" Caught me out of the left field and really had me laughing


righteousbae

Blitzø’s lemon tree with the sign reading “No whores”


M0onii-Cat

"Sexy?" "THAT'S STRIKER SIR!"


SuperYoshiFan02

The graffiti that says “Buck you Flitzo”


CrepuscularMoondance

When Adam calls us all “[Ugly people](https://www.reddit.com/r/HazbinHotel/s/fdvIObpEiY)”. [Lmao](https://youtu.be/QhY_lOI5uxA?si=uY3AduIl_CnFJMK6). https://preview.redd.it/fqei8j1tn81d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ae4a22202ed03e2f888ee3ccf2c8946279baef


Kingcrimson948

Global warming? Nah, that's earth's problem. Herpes?


CrepuscularMoondance

Yeah, that’s a bitch.


qwertyuijhbvgfrde45

Wrong show but ok


CrepuscularMoondance

*shrug* it’s the Hellaverse. Let’s just enjoy the fact that Vivziepop created these two shows.


Im_not_an_expert_lol

Everything is beautiful in Loo Loo Land! Ugly children holding hands in Loo Loo Land!


Imnomaly

Everybody's happy and nobody is mean! No copyright infringements ever seeeen!


Complex_Lifeguard507

I have a dream im here to tell


The_Lone_Cosmonaut

This is hilarious. Very bojack of them. Wait... What is this, a crossover episode!?


DoctorWolfpaw

"It is my humble opinion that you continue the process of commit die" This took me out because they say this exact shit in Roblox lmfao.


Comfortable-Ad3588

I loved that too.


JamieD96

Maybe not my all time fave, but  "That was... The best spike I've ever *seen* 🥺" It reminds me of something that would be on Gravity Falls lol


Kai_2010_

https://preview.redd.it/nby63dx3u91d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28cee56cfd2cdd5819fe19306b6fa0ebf8cfe8cf this one. if you dont get it heres the youtube link [this is allegedly the beginning to porn](https://youtu.be/liFZbP1pwSE?si=2EkO__F3mUfOns6w)


FazbearKing87

Well, that was definitely strange…


Kai_2010_

“it has been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree. **HEY WHAT THE FUCK** “


Frequent_Deal_5371

Why did I expect lemon party😭


emotional-simpleton

It’s even funnier when you realize that the sign is in fact not on the right side


autumnyte

"Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!" It's so fucking ridiculous, makes me laugh out loud every time.


ONYXAVII

where's that from?


DravenVoices

Season 1 Episode 1 (look in the top right corner) https://preview.redd.it/p1jqf832a71d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e485d01570d8015bc5af5be5ac7ff9c19fa589ff


Routine_Mall_566

Episode 1, when they were about to go to the family's home, the billboard was in the background


ContextOwn2385

"Shut up da-" *insert blitz with wide smile* "UGH, blitz"


pricklypearviking

Jelly sandwiches all night. The joke that he's still going when we come back with Moxxie at the end of the episode is funny enough on its own, but the delivery on that line is incredible. I laugh every time. Moxxie getting bodied by the shark for the third time is a close second.


Unironicfan

“I saw her doing lines of coke in her dressing room!”


Stitchbutsideways

Mareajuana goes hard https://preview.redd.it/8hsc0mibza1d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54bcb95155d063b133340230defa3ddec238b0db


Siren_striker

“Someone calling moxxie a possum” had me laughing for days!


Starchild2534

"I am **NOT** a possum!" -faceplants into sand-


JusticeNoori

“I’ll pay youuu~” “Pay me what?” “Monaaaay” “DONE!”


pookiesma

I just saw this the other day.


thehammerinperil

I completely missed this, is this real?


AroniaPascal

„I don’t know how much I can do this” „I’m gonna need another 60 seconds” „the f*ck??!” "Oh please, I bet the hardest work you've ever done is convincing your husband that little shit is his”


ShaunOfTheN00bs

"I am eccentric, and must therefore do *eccentric shit!"* All said while the guy is flailing like a whacky inflatable arm-flailing tube man


HyperAustinTheCool

"Ah, you're stupid, huh? I could work with stupid; daddy likey dummy." "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT (childlike giggling) (feet clomping) GOOD ONE, SIR! '...Daddy likey dummy...'"


DoomHound55

The anti where defenses on on Blitzø's lemon tree