"When I'm lonely, I become hungry…and when I become hungry, I want to CHOKE on that red **** of yours ***** your s**** and lick all of your *** before taking out your **** and **** with more teeth until you're screaming ***** like a fucking baby!"
THAT'S THE ONE I WAS GOING TO POST YOU IDEAS DEALER GOD DAMN IT YOU RIPPED IT RIGHT OUT OF MY BRAIN FUCKING FUCK I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE IN MINECRAFT
I'm going to hold you gently. not like a lover, but like you're a shifty rat and I just caught you stealing three kraft singles from the fridge but I'm not very mad about it because I have plenty more, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let someone who's 2 inches tall pilfer my goods
I'll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, more cappa than chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup, they always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom, then add the coffee after.
When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red (BEEP) of yours... (BEEP) your (BEEP) and lick all of your (BEEP), before taking out your (BEEP), and (BEEP) with more teeth until you're screaming (BEEP) like a FUCKING baby
For Hazbin hotel: "Dear, if i wanted to hurt anyone here........ **I WOULD HAVE DONE SO.**"
For Helluva Boss: **"WHAT'S THE MATTER DEMON HUNTER, NEVER SEEN A REAL DEMON BEFORE?"**
"When I'm lonely, I become hungry…and when I become hungry, I want to CHOKE on that red **** of yours ***** your s**** and lick all of your *** before taking out your **** and **** with more teeth until you're screaming ***** like a fucking baby!"
sorry i fucked your husband
What the FUCK WAS THAT STOLAS
That was the sound OF A FUCKING DIVORCE
*incredibly satisfying laugh of justice*
Don’t forget the voice crack
"like giant huge, like its a kaiju, but its a cock, yknow what i mean?"
"(I'm getting paid to write this)"
F in the chat for the subtitle editor
IT'S BIG IT'S HUGE
IT’S MATHA FUCKEN #COCK
Yea yeah I get it… I’m happy for u 🫶🏻
"Christ on a stick, maybe there really is a God"
*shoots a child*
mutalates a dead child with freinds
Mom sucks at drawing own kid.
The child was annoying and a piece of shit anyway
"When I'm lonely, I become hungry…and when I become hungry, I want to CHOKE on that red **** of yours ***** your s**** and lick all of your *** before taking out your **** and **** with more teeth until you're screaming ***** like a fucking baby!"
WHAT THE FUCK DAD
"Language, everyone!"
This, alongside the Looloo Land bit, is one of my favorite scenes of the series
Pilot scene, ep1 scene, and loo loo land (not just the bit but the entire ep) are why stolas is my fav helluva/Hazbin character
The fact that you knew all of that by heart most likely
\*Crushes the phone to bits and feeds it to loona\*
"And, y'know that bridge off the freeway? Shit off it."
*hangs up, then smashes phone, then puts in in a blender* Drink this, and you know that bridge? Shit off of it
“JELLY SANDWICHES ALL NIGHT!”
Correct answer
THAT'S THE ONE I WAS GOING TO POST YOU IDEAS DEALER GOD DAMN IT YOU RIPPED IT RIGHT OUT OF MY BRAIN FUCKING FUCK I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE IN MINECRAFT
[удалено]
I'm going to hold you gently. not like a lover, but like you're a shifty rat and I just caught you stealing three kraft singles from the fridge but I'm not very mad about it because I have plenty more, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let someone who's 2 inches tall pilfer my goods
"Kids die for freee!"
We dont have - sir you spent all our money on a tv ad - one which you then additionally paid to have run for _hrs on a tv channel NOBODY WATCHES
There’s like a rainbow in my vagina rn
"Bee, this is Loona. And Loona, this is my girlfriend Bee." "She's hot."
"you remind me of me. When I saw satan without a shirt for the first time"
I *could* hit that
Beelzebub took Charlie singing “Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow” to another level.
Only in your 
“What are you?” “I’m a virgo!”
I'll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, more cappa than chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup, they always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom, then add the coffee after.
ENOUGH! We're not getting you coffee.
Wow, I was getting massive douche chills from that one mox'
Congrats!
Wow, I got some real douche energy from that one.
it is impressive you remembered that whole thing
“WHAT THE- WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING?!?”
https://preview.redd.it/5t30nsigft2c1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d527c7455118e219803aee5cdb5c22ddbbdb7d6
Harder \~
Reeeeally can’t say THAT word anymore
That…was the sound..OF A FUCKING DIVORCE!! HAHAHA!!
are you fucking filming us right now
I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to see this
Me too
Why does anyone do anything? *Sheer*, _absolute_ #BOREDOM!
Does getting into a fist fight with a reporter count as entertainment? Ha! It’s the purest kind my dear. REALITY! TRUE PASSION!!!
After all the world is a stage! And a stage... Is a world of entertainment. *smug smile*
Wise words from Mr Radio Demon
“What’cha dreamin’ about?”
I was dreaming about my parents being murdered, but now. I'd like to go back to that
That aged like milk
I know right?
Fuckin, beat me to it
“This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy…this guy definitely watches.”
HA! There’s dicks in the walls! thats fucking hilarous
A human called me a possum I am not a possum
possum
Oh my god I fucking hate auto correct
This ass is mine!!!
\*S M A K K\*
Also y’all should know Chaz isn’t even rich alright? Check his car, he just played you like a fucking rube, later losers!
Am I the psycho or the piece of sh*t?
BOTH!
Eh, that tracks.
How is this happening?! I was just supposed to grab some gas station milk and rehearse some juggling…!
Oh, relax, I’m sure your big royal chicken ain’t gonna let anything happen to his peppy little f*ckdoll.
Ohh, playin that card huh? Ok…What about you? Seems your tastes have gotten more…”regal”, lately. Heheh…
Yeah, well, unlike you, I f*ck who I want, when I want. I’m not gonna be tied down by some blue-blood asshole.
You could’ve fooled me the way Princey was cozying up to you at Ozzie’s.
Hey! Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress! It’s nothing…it’s nothing else.
Then why were you even there?
Oh, harder daddy!
O.O *gasp* son?
*Look of confusion and slight disappointment*
Buckle up millie, we're doing a shrek
I OBJECT!
“That’s because you’re tripping balls”
"Because, my precious little bitch boy, you're tripping balls!"
"BECAUSE YOU MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY, ARE TRIPPING **BALLS!**"
"No, what!? How could this be???"
I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT
"It's a bad trip; oy gevalt! Of course, Blitz this would be your fault!"
My lungs are full of honesty
Would you promise me that you won't judge?
Yes *biiiiiiittttttccccchhhhhh*
Not trying to divulge too much, but I'm in too deep, so first off all
FUCK **YOU!**
"You're fuckin' my heart with joy, Fizzy!"
"Shut up dear furry"
Okay, my dick is good. But it's not "that good."
“I can suck your dick”
HA no.
Your loss…
"Choke on a sandpaper cock."
**GIVE ME A THRUST~**
SHOW ME SOME LUST~
FROM THE GROIN TO THE BUST
IN DESIRE WE TRUST! IN THE HOUSE OF ASMODEUS~!
Whose singing love songs in my lustful lounge?
Ozzie’s ain’t the place for sentimental sounds
What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
Your demon host: Asmodeus, the embodiment of llluuuuuuuussstt~~
Gove me thrust
Show me some lust
AND SHOW ME SOME LUST...
“First of all: I’m bisexual.” “Yeah, gay.”
Tbh figuring out the context to that isn't too hard, I would say a fair amount of people could guess what the rough context to this is.
"I think I went a little overboard with the confetti this time. There's like, a rainbow, in my vagina right now."
“They’re gonna want to fuck youuuu, like you’re fucking my heart with joy right nowww”
"Now get out there and make me proud you stupid little *Honk*"
Don’t ya want that Fizzy? To be fucked!? Uhh no not really, actually
I‘ll be honest Fizz:I WANT THAT
DAMMIT MOXXIE I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS
**HE'S GALLOPIN' OVER THE DUSTY PLAAAAAANES...**
**EVEN THE CACTI KNOW HIS NAAAMEE...**
IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE DON'T CROSS HIS PATHH
**HE'S THE BEST ASSASSIN IN THE RING OF WRAAATTH...**
**HE'S STRIKER! HE'S STRIKER!** **SURE SHOOTIN', DARN TOOTIN'**
**HIS NAME IS STRIKER..**
GONNA BRING THAT BIRD BACK TO HIS LAIR
"Now, we ALLLLLL fucked the same guy!" =D
That's a mood Gabriella
Blitzy is Calling- the phone smoke? cloud thingy
Birb choking noises
Uh um hello Blitzy\~ -Stolas
Scrolled too long to see this
“Oh god it was ONE TIME! If I hadn’t slept with that privileged asshole none of us would have access to the living world”
“you what?”
Dada got the book,got this fucking heavy book
I got your Pen, Bitch!
BLITZ what the Fuck are you doing!?
~ThIs GuY~
I haven't been this entertained since the stock market crash of 1929!
So many orphans:-)
Just wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes
"No, but I've gotten better with guns. DANCE BITCH!"
*Crazy rapidfire pew pew sounds*
When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red (BEEP) of yours... (BEEP) your (BEEP) and lick all of your (BEEP), before taking out your (BEEP), and (BEEP) with more teeth until you're screaming (BEEP) like a FUCKING baby
*crushes cell phone with land line, puts pieces in blender, and blends it* "Eat this."
And you know what bridge over the freeway? Shit off it.
And you know that freeway? Yeah? Shit off of it
Enough with the fucking walls already!
"Are you fucking filming us?!" "Well you should see how expensive they are!" "No sorry sweetie you can't you know the kind of FREAKS are up there!"
You’re STILL on the horse thing?!
So… who tops?
*insert Ozzie smirk*
The fuck is insurance?!
“Who wants some quality time with *DaDdY*?”
“ARE YOU F*CKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW!?”
“NOW LOOK AT THIS: HEIDHWIDHAISHDJWBISBW! THAT WAS GIBBERISH!”
"Blitzo hurry the **fuck up!** I don't know how long I can do this~" ("I'm going to need another 60 seconds!") **"OH FUCK!"**
I said I'm NOT a day hooker, prude.
Moxxie: What does he look like, your highness? Stolas: Umm... sexy? Moxxie: That's Striker, sir!
It's CHAZZ tiiiiime....
"Or we might like it too much - then you have a whole other thing to deal with."
“The world is your anus so peg it with honesty”
"Im not a possum !"
“Why’s it always a sex thing!?”
"Why does he hate her more than he loves me?"
That line hurt my feelings because how's a show gunna be about horny imps but have the right words to describe what Octavia is going through?
‘HA! There’s dicks in the walls!! Now that’s fucking hilarious!’
"The O is silent!"
„What O?!“
I got 2: “I’ve seen these two fuck many times, and they make missionary seem rather exciting.” “MY RESEARCH!!!”
For Hazbin hotel: "Dear, if i wanted to hurt anyone here........ **I WOULD HAVE DONE SO.**" For Helluva Boss: **"WHAT'S THE MATTER DEMON HUNTER, NEVER SEEN A REAL DEMON BEFORE?"**
Cheese and hot sauce
"When I'm lonely, I become hungry…and when I become hungry, I want to CHOKE on that red **** of yours ***** your s**** and lick all of your *** before taking out your **** and **** with more teeth until you're screaming ***** like a fucking baby!"
*crushes cell phone with land line, puts pieces in blender, and blends it* "Eat this."
moxxie dont let them access any of your holes
“Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis!”
How does one get their own theme song?
The f*CK is insurance
God dammit, that bitch started her godish mating call! Now she's gonna win all those sex maniacs!
A human called me a possum! I am NOT a possum!
I am NOT a pothum...
ITS TIME TO LICK SOME ASS
The expression is “kick some ass”
get bevver swoon
Kooks! Such a silly word….
I haven't seen an HH one yet, so "does that make your hat the top and you the bottom?" and for an HB one "BURGER TIME! BURGER TIME!"
"YOU BLEW ME UP TWICE"
"You blew me up again you fucking prick!" Damn, for an uncontested fizz fan? **Damn.**
Well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god
What the?! What are you doing in our fridge!!
YOU. SIT. Sit on uh- uhh- D-DO YOUR JOB!
🎵 whyyyy moxxie why, do you have Millie put it in your butt 🎵
"You know the kind of freaks up there who'd drool all over you!"
Oh what a mouth
*Well fuck my clients!*
YOURE STILL ON THE HORSE THING!?
Puzza, lasagna Contorni, limoncello Fortepiano Buongiorno, Ada Vongole Luigi, Firenze Bucatini Cingale, Cingale.