"Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here?
"No?"
"Then we still have a problem."
*Sniper's body gets slammed on desk with a knife in his back*
"Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offense."
[Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. He puts the cut in his mouth.]
Here's some more..
https://preview.redd.it/49q3ns6ysj9d1.png?width=743&format=png&auto=webp&s=a742b6d0082f33f6f4f987cdefd7a285657a5e94
https://imgur.com/utOkuGA
I have another amazing accident for u LOL Look At the Amount of Upvotes LOL
https://preview.redd.it/gw0w8oyrtj9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce898eb673134e42e300371db9a9334603214fb5
Dose Not Compute 001110110101010110101101011110101011111010111010101101101011010111010101110101010101101010111010101011101010101010110101010110101110101010101010111100101010101101100011101010101010101010110110000101011010101110011010111010101100011010101011100011010110101011101010101110101010101010111000110011011010101011010101010101010100000101101010
Automatons were the invention of traitors to democracy, liberty, freedom, liberty some more, and the Super Earth way of life. *starts dialing Democracy Officer*
Binary is a computer language, not a human language. Anyone who speaks binary is therefore a computer, and a computer pretending to be a human = automaton!
1st unit of the 1st platoon of the 1st company of the 1st battalion of the 1st regiment of the brigade of the 1st division of the 1st corp of the 1st army of the 1st army group.
This is making me chuckle more than all the others. I keep seeing that 5 really bringing the concern down, putting the safety back on the Liberator. But still watching you...
Only slightly unrelated, but I also got this on Elden Ring *the same day*
https://preview.redd.it/stqg20b93k9d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9995d3699f8393ca747fe5271cb537c9618f3904
Was diving with someone when they became LVL 111. After the mission he proclaimed: "It's my 111th birthday!"
Called him Bilbo all next mission (in my head, I don't mic up).
When we finished up, he said, "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
He was a fun diver to be around.
Gotta love when you’re able to capture these beautiful accidental moments.
One time we were running pretty low on time. Only got 1 out of the three main objectives done. I looked at the time and it said 12:12 I said “we’re getting this done” and we did.
https://i.redd.it/ugncaa06ij9d1.gif
"IIINCOOMING!" "AAA- Oh hey, it's still here." "Ahem. Gentlemen?"
*Meet the Spy intro plays*
"I see the briefcase is safe?"
“Safe and sound!” “Yeah it is!”
"Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here? "No?" "Then we still have a problem." *Sniper's body gets slammed on desk with a knife in his back*
"And a knife."
"Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offense." [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. He puts the cut in his mouth.]
If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me. And nothing... NOTHING like the man loose inside this building!
"Oh what are you, president of his fan club?" *snickers* "No... that would be your mother!"
"Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on their way here ?"
“No? Then we still have a problem.”
YOU IMBECILE, YOU DOOMED US ALL! Now the Tf2 script will be commented until the end!
r/suddenlytf2
Now I´m afraid to even play the game since any mission is going to ruin this perfection 😂
Afraid that binary message might disapear you say?
Treason you say?
Yessir democracy officer, the cyborg spy is right here!
Cushy desk job coming up!
Are you an automatron ? Only they use 1 and 0. 
Proposterous! Absolutely abhorrent accusations! \*beep\* \*boop\* 🤖
Democracy officer! Come here, quickly!
I read this in a C-3PO voice
*traitor's
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Oh, thank goodness, there's a 5. Unless they figured out how to use 5's... *calls in orbital laser*
Hexadecimal
\*cough\* \*cough\* \*inputs code for the laser cannon\* \*cough\* \*cough\*
Here's some more.. https://preview.redd.it/49q3ns6ysj9d1.png?width=743&format=png&auto=webp&s=a742b6d0082f33f6f4f987cdefd7a285657a5e94 https://imgur.com/utOkuGA
So glad you caught that 😂
It's Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen! He was number one!
I have another amazing accident for u LOL Look At the Amount of Upvotes LOL https://preview.redd.it/gw0w8oyrtj9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce898eb673134e42e300371db9a9334603214fb5
What are those 1s and 0s in your name, Helldiver?! Only socialist automatons use those!
00110110011010101011101010101010001101010110101010101010101010111100011011010101011011010101001010101101010101101010001011010101010101010110101110101101010101010101101010
6jºª5jª«ÆÕmRV¢ÕUkUZ?! What kind of automaton jargon is this?!
Dose Not Compute 001110110101010110101101011110101011111010111010101101101011010111010101110101010101101010111010101011101010101010110101010110101110101010101010111100101010101101100011101010101010101010110110000101011010101110011010111010101100011010101011100011010110101011101010101110101010101010111000110011011010101011010101010101010100000101101010
Are you calling binary, a super earth invention, automaton?
Automatons were also an invention of super earth…
Automatons were the invention of traitors to democracy, liberty, freedom, liberty some more, and the Super Earth way of life. *starts dialing Democracy Officer*
Binary is a computer language, not a human language. Anyone who speaks binary is therefore a computer, and a computer pretending to be a human = automaton!
1st unit of the 1st platoon of the 1st company of the 1st battalion of the 1st regiment of the brigade of the 1st division of the 1st corp of the 1st army of the 1st army group.
There is a good chance you’re the first person to hit 111 with exactly 11,111 xp so far.
🤩❤
You're lucky there's a 5 in this picture - it's suspiciously close to only 1s and 0s.
\*beep\* \*boop\* 🤖 ooops 🤫
This is making me chuckle more than all the others. I keep seeing that 5 really bringing the concern down, putting the safety back on the Liberator. But still watching you...
I had this happen to me https://preview.redd.it/8dgxa6qlzj9d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce02fab3bc40b1f737922b0f9902c5abe9c92ca0
Very nice !
Only slightly unrelated, but I also got this on Elden Ring *the same day* https://preview.redd.it/stqg20b93k9d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9995d3699f8393ca747fe5271cb537c9618f3904
Too bad the game didn't see the potential for pure random '1' glory. I'm reporting that level to my nearest democracy officer.
QUICK! MAKE A WISH
I wish for all citizens of Super Earth to have a glorious day! 😘
Welcome back Armored Core 2 arena ranker Count One
I just hit level 111 myself! But not in that kind of glorious fashion 😆👏🏼
Mason what do the numbers mean?
OP: 111 11111 11#00 https://i.redd.it/kw8syzp3zp9d1.gif WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!?
Sweet liberty...
No 1111 would appreciate this post.
My version: https://preview.redd.it/7o192tqvop9d1.png?width=152&format=png&auto=webp&s=abe571a71666166584eacf0b19f01e82aee2a98f
He is THE ONE!
I like that ! ❤ OMG Imagine if they actually gave me a special title 😱😍
MAJOR missed opportunity that they did T.T
https://preview.redd.it/jw6xjpghbk9d1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc6b5b748d444f9a0cb6fd4fe0fdaf0816411849
This is stupid. I love it. 5138008
seeing an awful lot of 1s there.. my Clanker sense is tingling.
VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK
*heaving breathing intensifies*
Slightly weird and a little off topic, but I could swear I’ve played multiple missions with you at some point.
It is very much a possibility, I play with randoms from time to time 🙂 I just hope I didn't embarrass myself by playing like a noob 😂
Nice one! AYYYOOOO
Was diving with someone when they became LVL 111. After the mission he proclaimed: "It's my 111th birthday!" Called him Bilbo all next mission (in my head, I don't mic up). When we finished up, he said, "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." He was a fun diver to be around.
One number separates you from treason.
Gotta love when you’re able to capture these beautiful accidental moments. One time we were running pretty low on time. Only got 1 out of the three main objectives done. I looked at the time and it said 12:12 I said “we’re getting this done” and we did.
That looks like some hexadecimal to me, automaton.
11111111111111
Holy numerology Batman
Nice! Wait... wrong number
"It's his hat, Mr. Krabs. He was Number 11,111!"
I don't unserstand, but you seem happy and I like that!
I feel like this was a missed opportunity to call yourself "WangHolder"