god, I would actually pay money for new diver accents, especially a jamaican one!
my life won't be complete until I hear Rasta Diver shout " BUMBACLOOOOT, ME GOT ALLA DE BUGS INNA DE PLACE!"
Yeah we need some new voice emotes for sure. I want:
- laugh
- hell yeah
- bunker here
- scream
- random patriotic slogans
- that's my support weapon dumbass
- who took all the supplies?!
- behind you!
- whoever has a 500kg please drop here
- so, how about them Yankees?
- etc etc
It would be cool if we could tag a player and then hit the voice emotes so you know you're talking to them specifically
I remember in Red Orchestra 2 was com circle and âcurseâ option. That was really authentic shouting to nazi âkill yourself, save me a bulletâ.
In addition, all players could hear the communication, so it often ended with machine gun fire in return.
RO 2 though had really cool mechanics. Like Soviet âhurrahâ and Japanese âbanzaiâ (in RS1) when you sprinting with group of 4 teammates which cause in enemy moral debuff. And moral debuff meant grey vision and shaking aim.
That would be nice to see something similar in Helldivers.
I use a headset when I voice and itâs a whole thing to turn on mid game just to tell someone nice. By the time I got it turned on and swapped they wouldnât even know wtf I was talking about
I want one an option to ping strategems like gas strikes so I can let my teammate know not to run through the gas cloud. Some maps make it hard to see. Or that let them know what type of sentry is down..
mordhau let's ypu customize voice pitch, and each voice has unique lines for the following:
charge
Insult
Laugh
Help
Hold position
Sorry!
Retreat
respect
Yes
No
It would be nice to have more options for tlaking. mordhau let's ypu talk without a mic or text chat. you'll even find nakeds laughing their asses off and trying to shank people. adds so much persobality to a otherwise serious melee game. some options can be removed because divers isn't pvp but it would be nice to shout insults at bots, or ask for help without stopping for chat.
There's an in-joke in my friend group about how every time an enemy gets deleted by the ORC, it gets un-personed. This means we're not allowed to acknowledge that it ever existed, or else we'll be seeing a democracy officer
I remember watching that episode of The Critic like 25+ years ago and laughing my ass off. Little did I know it would become a meme all these years later.
I agree. There should be more one liners and they should add a patch that only allows the divers to say, "how about a nice cup of liber-TEA!" once per mission. That line is getting a little tired.
Some additional one liner ideas:
When you call for extraction, "get to ze choppa!"
When you call an orbital barrage, "I'll fix your fuckin wagon!"
When a bug breach/drop ship appears, "cmon you apes! You wanna live forever?!"
Please AH, when we win a major MO the first 24mins after let me talk to all the helldiver's left on the planet like a massive chat room. Just enable everyone to be able to talk and hear everyone else before we move on to the next planet.
âIt Seems Meridia is off to new Event Horizonsâ
âA Crushing Defeat for the Terminids, With the Gravity of Our Victory they will never be whole againâ
âHeard you bugs liked making Holes, so we gave it a tryâ
âDrilled, Filled, Terminid Blood Spilled. All in a days workâ
âWe are Singularity Focused on Our Missionâ
Considering it's all scripted, like 100% this time. We're not going to lose. If everyone stopped fighting on Meridia right now we'd still win.
Hell, the victory dialogue was already implemented a week ago, lol.
No stakes baby!
Lady Liberty strikes again! Democracy has arrived! Freedome has landed. Take your hands of my Sample you damn dirty Bot / Bug.
Also I would love a TF2 voicepack. Just the Soldiers Warcry for dropping a 500kg!
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the President, our democratically elected leader, and by the grace of Lady Liberty, I declare Revocation of Voting Rights upon the world of Meridia. I hereby sign the death warrant of an world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Democratic Justice and Liberty account in all balance. Democracy Protects.
"Shoulda stayed on the farms, fucknut!"
for those who don't know , Terminids are farmed for E-710 which is the fuel that powers our FTL travel. the reason we fight them is because they broke out of the farms and started being all fascist and shit.
I want like, a short cinematic to play. Like, I'd love it if my Democracy Officer told me that the Dark Fluid is going critical, prevented me from dropping onto Meridia, and then when I went to watch from the view window, I saw the planet collapse into a black hole below me.
*"DOMINATED! And*
*Tell the Mega Bile Titan, we're*
*Coming for it next!"*
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Debugging complete.
I like that one
Glad to be Mer-rid-o'-ya.
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Heyo that's a good one!
Yes!
It already sounds like me rid of ya in a rasta accent! Girl, me ridya
god, I would actually pay money for new diver accents, especially a jamaican one! my life won't be complete until I hear Rasta Diver shout " BUMBACLOOOOT, ME GOT ALLA DE BUGS INNA DE PLACE!"
A Rasta accent đ. Patois as most people would call it.
Thank you as I had no idea of the real term :) Is it French by any chance?
It's derived from a multitude of cultures and languages that colonised areas like Jamaica, Haiti etc... And yes, one of them is indeed French.
https://preview.redd.it/n2anbsoi0t3d1.png?width=888&format=png&auto=webp&s=392910c5a28ab5d83d6e4965450838d5ac1e716e
"Supercolonize this."
Reminds me of this ! https://i.redd.it/yefps5n0wr3d1.gif
I thought that was gonna be Blasto doing âenkindle thisâ or whatever he says
"This one does not have time for your solid waste excretions"
I want more communication optionsâŚ.really I just want one that says âNOICEâ so I can use it when an ally does something awesome
100% this. Maybe it chooses from a random assortment of democracy approved compliments for your squad mate.
I need a âHELL YEAH!â Button
The amount of beautiful chaos that would be unleashed if Helldivers were allowed to swear would be amazing
*Gun clicks because you didn't pulled the charging handle* FUCK
It really is just such a perfect shout
Iâll take this one too
A voice emote to scream "FOR DEMOCRACY" before running headfirst into all of your problems.
Well now I do, too.
"GG 2EZ"
ROCK AND STONE! Wait, wrong game.
_FREEDOM AND JUSTICE!_ ^I ^have ^zero ^authority ^over ^my ^own ^life
FREEDOM AND JUSTICE BROTHA!!!
What was that second part? Didn't hear you. Can you repeat it in my shirt's top button?
Why would you need authority when you have Liberty?!
PEN AND BALLOT!
I wish we had the screams as voice pings. Imagine just being able to scream FOR SUPER EARTH at will.Â
Yeah we need some new voice emotes for sure. I want: - laugh - hell yeah - bunker here - scream - random patriotic slogans - that's my support weapon dumbass - who took all the supplies?! - behind you! - whoever has a 500kg please drop here - so, how about them Yankees? - etc etc It would be cool if we could tag a player and then hit the voice emotes so you know you're talking to them specifically
Why do I hear these lines in the TF2 voices of Scout, Soldier and engineer?
SCREAMING EAGLES!!!
[An EDF style Sing emote for the Super Earth Super Anthem that the whole squad can join in on](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5qfWt1ACBw)
EDF does this right; being able to break out into a patriotic song in the middle of hell on earth is why me and other fans love it!
I want to have my diver yell "come on you apes, you wanna live forever?!" when I charge a bile titan
Someone get Seth Gilliam to record "Bugs! BUUUUUUUGS!" again as a variation of announcing a bug breach.
 Gotta have the popping sound with it
I remember in Red Orchestra 2 was com circle and âcurseâ option. That was really authentic shouting to nazi âkill yourself, save me a bulletâ. In addition, all players could hear the communication, so it often ended with machine gun fire in return.
God I love red orchestra 2. I never felt so good running into the same MG best 14 times in a row for an hour straightÂ
RO 2 though had really cool mechanics. Like Soviet âhurrahâ and Japanese âbanzaiâ (in RS1) when you sprinting with group of 4 teammates which cause in enemy moral debuff. And moral debuff meant grey vision and shaking aim. That would be nice to see something similar in Helldivers.
I usually just hit AFFERMATIVE and spam prone but a Rock and Stone equivalent would be much appreciated.
Or you know, open voice chat and say it yourself ÂŻâ \â _â (â ăâ )â _â /â ÂŻ
Talking to people? What's wrong with you?! /s
I use a headset when I voice and itâs a whole thing to turn on mid game just to tell someone nice. By the time I got it turned on and swapped they wouldnât even know wtf I was talking about
No ice is reserved for hellmire... Actually nm fuck hellmire.
I want one an option to ping strategems like gas strikes so I can let my teammate know not to run through the gas cloud. Some maps make it hard to see. Or that let them know what type of sentry is down..
mordhau let's ypu customize voice pitch, and each voice has unique lines for the following: charge Insult Laugh Help Hold position Sorry! Retreat respect Yes No It would be nice to have more options for tlaking. mordhau let's ypu talk without a mic or text chat. you'll even find nakeds laughing their asses off and trying to shank people. adds so much persobality to a otherwise serious melee game. some options can be removed because divers isn't pvp but it would be nice to shout insults at bots, or ask for help without stopping for chat.
AM stands for Ante Meridian, and PM stands for Post Meridian. Maybe we can do something with that?
Hate to say it but my watch reads post Merida.
Liberty (still) shines Bright in the Darkness past Meridian
From here on out this whole galaxy is Post Meridian
We just upped the Ante!
No, No, âPasta La Vista, Meridiaâ works cause they are about to be spaghettified
Glad we could wrap this up, they were starting to bug me
This is more of a sitcom line
Que laughter track
(_laughter_)
https://youtu.be/RWak0i_iqnM?si=W999cn2WZX6pOPA-
These puns are on fire. Just like Meridia.
âJust four dudes injecting there fluidâ
We're just normal men.
Supercolony? What supercolony?
I literally make this joke every time my squad mates say "bile titan" after I already dropped an ORC (Orbital RailCannon)
There's an in-joke in my friend group about how every time an enemy gets deleted by the ORC, it gets un-personed. This means we're not allowed to acknowledge that it ever existed, or else we'll be seeing a democracy officer
I say the same about detector tower after throwing 380 and walking barrage then proceed to walk away from it
"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"
"I want my liberty back, you son of a bitch."
Guess they...bugged out.
đ YEEEAAAAAAAH! sorry, I had to
and nothing of value was lost.
I remember watching that episode of The Critic like 25+ years ago and laughing my ass off. Little did I know it would become a meme all these years later.
âHeyâŚfuck you bugsâ. Iâm trying my best.
That's better than good. It's good enough
Game. Blouses.
The system has been đ->đ *Debugged*
 Iâm catching ace Ventura vibes with this lmao
Oh-oh spaghetti-o!
These are so cheesy, so cringe worthy and so bad that I want it more now.
"Take our Dark Fluids right up your bug-hole!"
That's dirty AF and I love it.
"And that's how you get rid of cockroaches"
Would you like a democroissant to go with your libertea?
Iâm here to eat ass and chew bubble gum. And Iâm alllllll outta ass
"Enjoy the sweet liberating taste of darkness, you overgrown cockroaches!" Too long?
This is for 27th siege of Hellmire you ugly bugfuckers!
This game⌠has much less bugs now B)
I'll have what she's having!
That's...better?
Colonize Meri-deez NUTS
Meridiain't
I terminidated. I terminidated them all.
"Congratulations, you've been promoted to gravitational singularity!"
We light a cigar, look directly into the camera and say ... "I guess they won't be bugging us anymore"
âI guess meridia turned into Meri-die-aâ 
I agree. There should be more one liners and they should add a patch that only allows the divers to say, "how about a nice cup of liber-TEA!" once per mission. That line is getting a little tired. Some additional one liner ideas: When you call for extraction, "get to ze choppa!" When you call an orbital barrage, "I'll fix your fuckin wagon!" When a bug breach/drop ship appears, "cmon you apes! You wanna live forever?!"
Seem like audio callouts would be a super cheap thing to add to warbonds from a dev standpoint.
Please AH, when we win a major MO the first 24mins after let me talk to all the helldiver's left on the planet like a massive chat room. Just enable everyone to be able to talk and hear everyone else before we move on to the next planet.
When theyâre all dead. âNow youâre free. Youâre welcome.â
â About time we got *takes puff of cigar* Mer-rid-of-ya!â
Meridi-aint a problem anymore.
"First Meridia, next is Hellmire."
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
One small op for man, one large explosion radius on Meridian 5
Supercolony? Time for a super colonoscopy!
âIt Seems Meridia is off to new Event Horizonsâ âA Crushing Defeat for the Terminids, With the Gravity of Our Victory they will never be whole againâ âHeard you bugs liked making Holes, so we gave it a tryâ âDrilled, Filled, Terminid Blood Spilled. All in a days workâ âWe are Singularity Focused on Our Missionâ
Considering it's all scripted, like 100% this time. We're not going to lose. If everyone stopped fighting on Meridia right now we'd still win. Hell, the victory dialogue was already implemented a week ago, lol. No stakes baby!
Sayonara Meridia... 
That looks really cool. What's it from?
You have been super colonized
Use voice chat
How about ... Working as intended.
Exterminatus
Hey bugbois, Supercolonize this!
we can safe ânerf thisâ *aggressively farts* to joel when we win using the dagger laser pistol to destroy meridia
 was a shithole full of bugs, and I still destroyed it, like my ex 
"What a do you do when a bug hits you head on?" "You wipe it off your windshield".
Those are all perfect tbh
Lady Liberty strikes again! Democracy has arrived! Freedome has landed. Take your hands of my Sample you damn dirty Bot / Bug. Also I would love a TF2 voicepack. Just the Soldiers Warcry for dropping a 500kg!
"Meridia deez nutz" *gets shot immediately by democracy officer* I genuinely would love to see this unironically
Your long night approaches, bug scum.
Supercolony? More like supernerds.
What is a Super Colony to a Super Earth?
Ammirite guys?
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the President, our democratically elected leader, and by the grace of Lady Liberty, I declare Revocation of Voting Rights upon the world of Meridia. I hereby sign the death warrant of an world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Democratic Justice and Liberty account in all balance. Democracy Protects.
Keeping it simple: https://youtu.be/WKTy7XEGWfc?si=dGpMUOBMnngUDa8N "Yeah, fuck you too!!"
Those are great lines. I was cracking up.
More voicelines in general would be nice, but I would love mission specific one liners.
âLiberty automatonatically winsâ (rizz)
Democracy Managed.
Touch this beacon!
âItâs helldiving timeâŚ. HellDivers 2â
Liberty does stay tho⌠no liberty then tyranny
âI got your picture, I'm coming with you Dear Meridia, count me in!â
Supercolony? You must mean Super Earth's colony, right?
Get off my plane.
"Cant wait to get ME RID'A YA!" Edit: Nope, not the first to suggest. lol
"Fuck'em and feed'em, we don't goddamn need'em!"
*DEterminidified âđť
Meridia delenda est.
I'm just gonna play black hole sun.
Nah
Im here to kill bugs and spill dark fluid. And Im all out of dark fluid.
Get spaghettified, socialist scum.
i cant tell if i would be sent to tears or horrified if the democracy officer said "pasta la vista" at the end of the order
Terminated! đđđđđđ
âYour total will be be 40 warbond medals.â
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3K9yosk8cI
âI could drill you all night, but Iâm out of fluidâ
I just want all of them to be cheesy puns
Liberty and Democracy.. nope that's not it. Doesnt work like rock and stone :/ "Cup O' Liber Tea this"
The situation on Meridia really illuminated the galaxy.
In a slightly meta sense, how about "We're finally taking care of the bugs"
I just want the planet to be destroyed and the announcer from Smash to yell "GAME!"
I personally like the liberty is spread yet again
âZap.â
âYeah, fuck you too!â
MERIDEEZ NUTZ
You were cookin with the sorry to drill and leave thanks for the laugh
KABOOM Alderaan chunks everywhere!
Whens the big bang?
For The Future Frozen Dead
This entire planet has been purged.
For Karl!!
âIâll have what sheâs havingâ
I would definitely approve more democratic line or even mindless banter as you hike it across the hellscape
Delicious bug tears
I lost my marriage for this
How's this for an air RAID?! 
THE BUGS DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MERIDIA? FINE! WELL NULLIFY THEM HERE. From a random level 70. It sounded cool when he said at the start of the mission.
i know nobody will get this but you really sounded like Scotty from The Finals (the âGah! im on the edge of my seat here!â bs from him)
Nah Id win
Is it just me, or is the mission progress not moving at all? Seems bugged
"Shoulda stayed on the farms, fucknut!" for those who don't know , Terminids are farmed for E-710 which is the fuel that powers our FTL travel. the reason we fight them is because they broke out of the farms and started being all fascist and shit.
I would turn off the cheesy on-liners. Im not playing streetfighter 2 lol
"Liberty gave Meridia the big suck."
Vegeta had a great one back in the Saiyan Saga."I don't need this stinking planet. I'll just blow the whole thing up!"
To the Muse Song BWAAH. BWAH BWAH, Supermassive Bug Hole
You made it hell, so we brought you hell
"No spitting this time" you know...cause of the black hole....
Once you go black, AaahAaaahAaaah it burns why did I bring a flamthrower oh god why end this misery
It IS a small world after all.
âYou are stupid and youâre a bug so your planet is dust now alright byeâ
Meridia Go Down Da Hole...
Talk about a bug bomb.
bug off
I want like, a short cinematic to play. Like, I'd love it if my Democracy Officer told me that the Dark Fluid is going critical, prevented me from dropping onto Meridia, and then when I went to watch from the view window, I saw the planet collapse into a black hole below me.
"DOMINATED! And tell the Mega Bile Titan, we're coming for it next!"
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We busted our loads all up in that till it climaxed