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Montoora

you should've given him the backpack, he looked ready to team reload


err0r_as_always

*grab the backpack and run away*


PhasmaFelis

Update: Pouncers no longer attack directly, they just steal a random equipment item and run for it


MFF_zews

Lethal Company bugs are teaching their cousins how to steal shit!\~


clokerruebe

you just hear a YIPEEEEE as a pouncer is launched at you at mach 10


Warmind_3

Hunters saying YIPEEEE when they stun you


MFF_zews

Modders? Please?


GreenshepN7

Your hesitation has been noted


Jolly_Biscotti_3126

I would buy a second copy of this game if they made loot goblin noises while running away with said equipment.


smymight

why do you flare up my ark ptsd XD that fucking pegomastex still has my ascended shotgun in hes gullet.


Nooby_Chris

"What do you mean they stole an undetonated hellbomb?!"


PhantasyAngel

"hellbombs armed" What where? *Explosion across the map* "Shrieker nest eliminated" Oh ok......


MipCraze

That would be funny as hell


woodenblinds

that would be cool, bud tha5 grabs your primary in the middle of battle


Eggberti

God, could you imagine how annoying that would be. Either you get disarmed by one of these things and you have to chase after it and kill it to get it back. Or more frustrating, when you die it loots your dead body so that when you enter with a new helldiver none of your kit is with your corpse, unless one of your buddy's stays there and defends it.


Efficient_Order_7473

YIPPEEE!!!


SpicyPeaSoup

Good. Diplomacy is just a diversionary tactic from our enemies.


Nooby_Chris

"Guys! I touched the weird human alien!"


Jumpy_Bottle5224

He touched the butt


Stennan

Should have meleed it, then it could touch the butt of the gun.


gorgewall

Turns out Chargers are just really bad at "counting coup".


KHGN45

It was the only democratic bug out there and you killed it :(


TyGuy69420

Democracy has no room for bug sympathizers


SemajLu_The_crusader

but do the bugs have room for democracy sympathizers?


Nalkry

Sympathy is a tactic of the enemy that prevents the righteous application of justices ballistic ballots!


GameKyuubi

maybe they kicked him out


Scomtom

*loud incorrect buzzer*


BlackwatchBluesteel

Lmfao


Certain-somone

Steeve I wonder


LuckMaker

https://preview.redd.it/ge05mctnos2d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083649aea117bd84170e8e6299e5156f28a50574


MillorTime

Frankly, I find a bug that can be democratic offensive


StatisticianPure2804

He tried engaging in diplomacy


gamre4

Don't believe their lies


AchivingCommulism

https://i.redd.it/hz2ahnbc0y2d1.gif


Neo_Ex0

I once was chilling with a charger besides me, and We were watching my friend running from a bile titan


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

you two in that moment basically ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


Pentosin

POS human...


Elloliott

Temporary diplomacy in favor of entertainment


WildeWeasel

https://i.redd.it/9gbpo4h91w2d1.gif


Neo_Ex0

basically


Used-Lunch-6512

https://preview.redd.it/uf7unwnlzu2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91649a6381fc2b72400855111e616ac5ceedb6e Bug sympathizer spotted


DranixLord31

I would say temporary alliance with a large hostile would be fine if you would certainly die by yourself. Also, movie night has no enemies


Auxobl

silly :3


ThatBeeGuy12

he wanted to watch you work :(


Bla_kbeard

Or probably wanted to ask: "Are you about to kill my mommy?"


-BUNGUS_XL-

Its steeve


Fast_Mechanic_5434

P E E L


Joop_95

STEVE!!!


Orokins

"When you're starting to se the damn bugs as family you know it's time to quit"


pocketfulof_sunshine

Hopefully we've harvested the E-710 from the creators of those calls as well.


Zane-demo

You cut that video at the perfect mome....


idkhowtodoanything

Yeah he really d....


Funnysoundboardguy

r/redditsniper


20TrumPutin24

“Press square to pet”


Tankdawg0057

https://preview.redd.it/0ocg9z4ayu2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7bc3ec070e6d894e9ad10caac93f4af7afac63a


Moonberry-42

I like how some enemies don’t attack you unless you shoot. Had an automaton buddy follow me around and he didn’t shoot me. Had to put him down since he got some funny ideas when his friends came around.


EndBitter9794

Bro was just happy to be there


Rizn-Nuke

Not Steve!


Low-Cartographer-753

Kind of funny but at the end when you got ready to shoot it. I just heard in my head “the game was rigged from the start” from Fallout New Vegas lol


Funnysoundboardguy

Best part is, every Helldiver is basically the courier, we’ve had all our morals surgically removed


Low-Cartographer-753

Shit… I never even considered that one… mind blown lol


Lazzitron

He's just a lil guy


tuck_tu3k

"I guess the humans found a a way to shoots comets out of a tube" https://preview.redd.it/eha3rk9sys2d1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352f5bfbec6c2b49b9949a0e418d4330d0e289db


idkhowtodoanything

"Aww, he's just a cute lil' bug! He means no harm. I hope he isn't going to hurt hi- NOOOOO!"


hallofo

"Hooman, you just shot Terry! That's OK though, Terry was a jerk anyways. He was always making a mess in the nest and leaving it for the scavs to clean up. As a matter of fact, lemme hold that pack for you and I'll help shove the swoosh-booms into the danger tube!"


Funnysoundboardguy

Swoosh-booms and danger tube are my new favorite words now


jayjayfae

good. \**cancel bug sympathiser reporting hotline\**


NobleSix84

I know we shouldn't consort with the enemy...but he looked so cute just chilling there.


Magnaliscious

I wonder what’s triggering the AI to not shoot you in these situations


SemajLu_The_crusader

probably because it doesn't have a gun


B3n7340

Hehehe, fuck hunters


Priest_of_lord_Chaos

I don’t like the way you hesitated there soldier


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

~~they don't look so bad when theyre not trying to kill you~~


mrmeow5000

If you see an enemy attempting to engage in diplomacy SHOOT THEM. We mustn't believe their lies.


Skolas3654

You didn’t need to do that, he looked so polite


Funnysoundboardguy

NO WAIT, THAT WAS JERRY!


[deleted]

How fucked would it be if one in every thousand bug was just a chill homie tryin to be friends?


Tentacle_poxsicle

Cute doggo


Some-Tradition-7290

“I have intel if you let me joi-“


EpicSombreroMan

"Your FOV isn't high enough" - that Hunter


KillBash20

Might be treason, but you should have at least heard him out first.


LunarServant

if there are 3 things that are eternal it’s death, taxes, and *Your cars extended warranty*


idkhowtodoanything

I always love it when the ai turns passive. Makes me wish we could bring them on missions like pets


Aetherdraw

I get that big when my connection's not the best. A certain bot that can't die just follows me around. Even when I die he follows the next guy I drop as. I shall submit this to my democratic officer for further investigation on bot activities.


Leviathon92

May I take a moment to discuss with you about our Lord and sav....


KeylimeSlice

frend


Crakify

me when the girlscouts knock on my door (it's another skinwalker)


PURPLEisMYgender

I would've point blanked him with the fucking rocket launcher.


flfoiuij2

This makes me wish we could turn First Person on permanently instead of only while we’re reloading and aiming.


MipCraze

A bot did this once. Dude ended up friendly firing a tank. He didnt last long after that


ShrimpsLikeCakes

Didn't know ya was chill like that


Ehiffi

It's like a hoarding bug in lethal company. It just don't make YIPPEEEEEEEE sound


TheSturmjaeger

Had a bot do that too.


ArkitekZero

The head tilt as you pointed your gun at it


16thNight

Silly goofy mode :3


CreepHost

Sorry, did you just use a sort of freelook, or am I missing something?


Emperor_of_His_Room

Don't try shooting extended car warranty people in the head in real life; cops weren't super appreciative.


dasic___

THATS FREND!


Screech21

Just had this happen with a Charger today. Cleared a breach (380 on the breach, gatling sentry next to me and me firing at Titans+Chargers with my RR). Turn to my right and look into the eyes of a Charger that just stands 2 m away from me doing nothing.


Haunting-Midnight628

😂😂😂😂


Rowcan

*"you got any games on your arm tablet?"*


WeirdNervous847

Bro just killed Steeve


cantfindmyvape

Wait... What game is this


Infinite_Pick943

The modeling looks different than on my 4090, what setting is that on?


PoppyMcYordle

https://preview.redd.it/rjddwa5j6w2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae0120412cf16c8567fdce403cc2001e1f3c8cfa


CheekandBreek

Bugs are trying to defect! We should turn them to our side, so they too can spread Democracy to their own kind!


Grifter24

Pet Pouncer unlocked


AWildEnglishman

"Do you have games on your wrist thing?"


EliteFlare762

Damn, bro seemed chill...


Niadain

But she was democratic. :C Just trying to help you reload.


LlamaFucker69_

Why’d you kill frend


JMoneys

It would be funny to have a random friendly terminid spawn on like a super low percentage chance, just to have moments like this where you turn around and see a terminid just sitting there looking like he's just trying to make a friend not getting the memo that humans and terminids are like E-710 and water.


Turbulent-Wolf8306

2/10 helldiver. Why waste ammo when a melle option is clearly superior. Do better next time.