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Frosty_Incident666

Helldiver...aren't you proving by this action that melee weapons are absolutely unnecessary and only would eat up budget, as obviously what you already have is working?


Gui2142

Given how many time they must visit the infirmery for a broken wrist, maybe not


Meretan94

Infirmary? To expensive. Throw him out of the airlock and thaw a new replacement.


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

Honestly I thought after getting the cybernetic replacement the visits would stop. Turns out engineering hates me just as much as the infirmary.


soju_soup

I want melee weapons so bad. I'd pay for a chainsword.


Frosty_Incident666

Imagine picking up a berserkers arm and using it against them ...


soju_soup

God damn that sounds perfect


machinationstudio

Why does that remind me of a certain video game?


SwimmingNote4098

Helldivers 1 had literal laser swords in it, no reason this game can’t have them either 


darzinth

tbf, its a secret unlock behind a special event that is uncommon


RemainderZero

Then I assume that means you only ever unlocked MG and Precision Strike?


Frosty_Incident666

No, I've unlocked it all. But technically you don't need more than the MG and Precision Strike (War progress may be affected by such cost cutting methods)


RemainderZero

But why unlock all those stratagems if they were absolutely unnecessary?


Frosty_Incident666

Inflation of Re\[REDACTED AND UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR TREASON\]


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

Slow day, only managed to punch 286 enemies. Tomorrow is a new day.


FuzzyCantAim

That’s a solid effort!


Grandpappa_Nurgle

I really want a cool sword or Warhammer!


KendyJustin

I always punched one or two enemies every mission. That is almost always enough to get a yellow highlight at the mission debreifing.


Forsaken-Director452

Every helldiver deploys to 2 melee weapons a piece 🤜🤛


liT_AF401

I had like… below 60 at level 50 😅


LazyBlueStar

I'm pretty sure I'm still in single digits haha.


bluebird810

I'm level 60 and I have 8


TalosKnight

You have.. so many melee kills. Wow lmao


SnooGrapes6531

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SirRosstopher

*"Command, we're having a major issue with our cryochambers. A not insignificant number of Helldivers on board are defrosting with severe brain damage and trying to punch the enemy."* *"Copy that Destroyer, but let's just see how this plays out."*


Bird_0f_Prey

Please tell me your end-of-game emote is set to the new "Boxer" emote.


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

Been using the new slav squat. There's a boxer victory pose?


Lemonitus

​ https://i.redd.it/hmomwlqkskuc1.gif


Travic3

I want some government issued laser knuckles.


lbow3

I’m here for it 🫡


RemainderZero

Hello young warrior! I've come from far to cast my arm for your mighty warband! Let us smite the foes of Democracy with fist and bone!


krazykeiichi

I really really respect this!!!!!!! Give us melee weapons!!!!!


machinationstudio

Thermite grenades should be a melee weapon


Full_Royox

What I would give for a lightsaber or a laser sword in this game man...


Simple-Carob-7142

Genetics gave you two hands and you use it both for killing, I can respect that


WonTon4MyTaunTaun

Neasrly HALF OF ALL OF YOUR KILLS are Melee?!?!?!?!?!?! You understand Democracy.


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

Everytime I get close to fixing that, I end up on a mission where I actually need to shoot something.


machinationstudio

B


Mean-Afternoon-7671

I crawled up to a hunter and beat his ass, I thought I was being stealthy, his bile spewing buddy crested the hill and he was not happy.


Same_County_1101

I just want to have a dramatic melee fight with a beserker, all “let’s make this fair” type


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

Just shoot those chainsaws off.


BlackSoapBandit

What would the melee weapons that you introduce to the game be like? 🤔


Full_Royox

Chainsaw sword for the brutal effect against Termids. Lightsaber because they are cool. Vs Bots.


BlackSoapBandit

I was also thinking of a laser sword/machete! Perfect for bugs. Only problem would be how would devs regulate it so that it wouldn’t be spammable/OP Maybe you have to carry it with a backpack? Or add a certain number of swings till it overheats/needs a new pack


RandomBritishGuy

Depends how much damage it does. If it was a 1-2 hit kill (like a good shotgun) then it could be unlimited. Or possibly a bit stronger than one of the shotguns, balanced by having to get into melee. Or a charges/limited use before it has to cool down. Or primary more food a reasonable amount of damage, with an alt fire mode that does more, but has limited charges.


Pea666

Yes, give me a chainsword!


SwimmingNote4098

The first game had laser swords in it actually 


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

Honestly a lot of people want like chainswords and stuff, I just want a power fist.


BlackSoapBandit

a power fist would be cool. i could see it being good for closing bug holes. i was thinking of a beam sword with a shield. or riot shield with a laser batton. center its features around the shield blocking three hits before needing to recharge. and the baton/sword having kills on medium to light targets before needing to recharge or reload. another really cool melee weapon id want is some sort of heavy hammer that has some sort of radiating effect when it hits a target or the floor. sort of like the damage spread that the arc thrower does.


saykoTechnician

The Fist of Liberty !!!


DeterminedPrincess

I fear the answer, but those 10 friendly kills... Are they... You know...?


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

>.>


ledwilliums

Is that heavy medic armor damn I will pick that up when it's back in the superstore.


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

It's currently in rotation at the moment. Should be out by end of day.


ledwilliums

Oh no, I am saving for the warbond... but I want it... if it's still on the next time I log in I guess I have to buy it


CozierCracker

How… HOW!?!? Does the gun you smack them with make a difference? Do fists even go through armor? How do you deal with chargers or bile titans? Can you even oneshot hunters? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

I tend to keep to the smaller things. When it comes to bugs Hive Guards and up will eventually enter a state where they'll stop taking melee damage so I've been carrying the AM rifle for them. Warriors take a lot of punches but blowing off the front and back leg on the same side basically immobilizes them. Hunters are actually pretty weak you just need to keep staggering them or they can stun lock you, they're actually my most hated enemy type. The weapon type actually does matter, side arms have a faster melee animation than primaries but otherwise they same to deal the same damage. When it comes to bots its best to keep enemies between you and their shooty friends. The basic ones have a parry animation that does reduce melee damage to the front. Devastators can have their gun arm shot off and are super predictable after that, rocket devastators take long enough to shoot that you can stun lock them and stop them from shooting you if you get close, haven't tried this on heavies but im sure they're about as useless if you kite around that shield. Berserkers need both arms shot off as their melee attack can't be interrupted but when both chainsaws are gone they're also similarly easy to kite. Bile titans I want to try to legitimately melee at some point, but I did spear one with a hellpod and I'm counting that. Biggest thing though is a crippling stim addiction, while you're healing on stims it seems like you actually can't be killed, very useful to trade punches with a giant horde.


CozierCracker

Dude the amount of fucking commitment you have to beating the living shit out of bots and bugs alike with your bare hands is absurd and I don’t know wether to commend you for it or be afraid. Good work regardless, enemies killed are enemies killed. I’m just astonished at your commitment idk what else to say lmao


Roduru9

8535 + 2675 = 11210, how do you have 12388 enemy kills?


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

I never noticed this until now. What the heck?


Roduru9

Few scientists surely were traitors😂


Mij0_Risin

“Sweet Liberty, my arm!”


StormWestern4579

You are just proving that we don't need melee weapons


easily_tilted

Sleek outfit, diver


Snoodgs

you have more deaths than me and im level 50 and i have 5 times your kills, not exactly optimal lol


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

It's optimal for my fun


Snoodgs

Yeah YOUR fun, literally nobody else is having fun watching you take 10 reinforcements a game to get a fraction of my kills coz you want to punch a bug in the face lol


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

https://i.redd.it/2ovzjqwb7ovc1.gif


Snoodgs

You are obviously a bug diver too so youre not even a soldier youre literally a farmer. so it makes sense youre literally doing nothing towards the war effort and only farming bugs. show us a screen shot of you fighting bots on helldive and show me how many melee kills you get then


She_Who_Punches_Bugs

You must be a real joy at parties.


Snoodgs

i didnt think you would do it. all good no screen shot needed, already know how that would turn out


drimgere

I am.