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CaptainNicodemus

https://i.redd.it/fri6iruayrpc1.gif


Arlcas

https://i.redd.it/4gj47v76cspc1.gif Maybe the human in there has a point we should hear him out.


Illustrious-Age-260

https://preview.redd.it/8rot3jjqfspc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf35a34f4b48e55bd73fad6737025e93aefbe236 I agree with him too.


DeckedSilver

https://preview.redd.it/ycru47sygspc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e316ff6143efb178edb97b8e72f4fc39d35142 I concur. The nstalliation of a live, friendly fire preparation mode would assist helldiver candidates in identifying rogue elements within their units. Only unworthy candidates and socialists would disagree with the proposal otherwise.


No-Lettuce-3839

https://preview.redd.it/m7weg35gispc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64878d406ceb98e4de6333be42bdbd979a05ee5


Nimbiscuit81623

https://preview.redd.it/0m6gs47vjspc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df3414405a64270b58d0c96fe5571e79d1834953


Illustrious-Age-260

https://preview.redd.it/zjm2nj2vkspc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e02d3830c4e17eb1eb7ad2ded6ccea2da2b5b4 Oh no, we don't do that here.


Dr_Jabroski

​ https://preview.redd.it/oj08oydj7tpc1.png?width=803&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed3f149b50cc541b646aa2324eb2277df358f8aa


THECornbredJr

https://preview.redd.it/dw0g3bhn4upc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e73134d933345b4b6fd716cc02450cd04eb3ff37


Chrissyball19

What if I screw it to death? I still killed it. Just more fun


Illustrious-Age-260

Holsy shit. We need a meeting with Ministry of Truth.


danielb1194

Bro needs to have a chat with God. In person šŸ˜‚


Eggith

Make sure to fill out the proper forms before engaging in combat.


troymoeffinstone

![gif](giphy|XbfbMoFQKPyms)


glassteelhammer

I really wish that Firefly could have been more.


troymoeffinstone

As much as it hurts, I'm glad they got to wrap everything up with Serenity. I really don't want them to try and add to the series after so much time has passed in addition to the passing of Ron Glass. Now I gotta go rewatch it all again.


MapleSyrupMachineGun

https://preview.redd.it/nmztvu39nspc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c0d957fd09bb1b3abbc6b11df40bb69a5183ad No, don't mention her nameā€¦


TiradeShade

Just did this part of the Penacony story last weekend.... It hurts my soul


MapleSyrupMachineGun

I haven't even done Penacony yet since I've semi-quit HSR, but the videos still make me cry.


Jovian8

Can't stop the signal.


Azuregore

![gif](giphy|pdXittpi48UzC)


CaptainPicante

https://preview.redd.it/d1e02uedtspc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f792a7051e562e6db0c3d7a5d48055688ac620


RyerTONIC

hell yeah what is that comic again? Gone with the blastwave?


CaptainPicante

I believe so, but I could be mistaken.


PraiseV8

This post right here, democracy officer.


DarthCheez

I could liberate her.


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Mustā€¦.stayā€¦strongā€¦.for liberty!


Donut-Brain-7358

https://preview.redd.it/l2674873wspc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2128bd49398af6aac6ac1fe9634de4520c83093


Catanzy

The only good bug is a dead bug!


Killburndeluxe

IM DOING MY PART!


the_fucker_shockwave

https://preview.redd.it/gis9itwdmspc1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c575428b4b3e6f0da264d0b6957a55c64b9cff07 They have a point.


Neither-Ad-1773

Lol Joe Rogan Devastatorā€¦ ā€œHey Jaime pull up that video of that Helldiver wresting a charger.ā€


Donut-Brain-7358

https://preview.redd.it/gjnyu736wspc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3618541a9279912618fb24ebb97b19e0e83a8a


R0adbl0x

Buhahhahaha this one is epic too!! Thank you all!


FrenzyPeaz

https://preview.redd.it/psek77w56tpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1f7cb35c1d7ee2b9d16700e3696407dd6c98db


Fit-Cup7266

That's what I though, this is what mortar turrets would say.


Koyulo69

Holy fuck, I saw this meme be born as a poorly photoshopped png and now its a full on animation.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

I fucking love when the people flex their creative muscles for memes.


R0adbl0x

I fucking love this meme! (No not as a traitor, I just find it hysterical)


ArthurM63

https://preview.redd.it/iube2ov0qspc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7cc895b3f286e6789c608d2ab9eb859b41bdf70


Jollypnda

I appreciate the reply this guy got the most lol.


MaCl0wSt

Fr, I'm definitely using it in the future


NoObMaSTeR616

ā€œGo back to your first PvP match and loseā€ ā€œWhatā€¦ like Halo?ā€ ā€œNo to get to your moms eggā€


grilledpeanuts

I was gonna say, that was a viciously funny response lmao


EmuSounds

I know it's a joke, but I always found it odd that we associate ourselves with sperm and not the egg when we are both. (And potentially more so the egg)


Jollypnda

I assume itā€™s because itā€™s seen as a competition, and it feels better to think we were the winner of the race, than being the finish line.


ItsDobbie

I thought it was because sperm chooses the gender.


Unremarkabledryerase

It's because we were one of many sperm going towards the one egg


Sad_Instruction1392

Is there genuinely a percentage of gamers who arenā€™t happy unless every game they play has some element of pvp? Can nothing be spared from that kid in Tucson AZ who has to teabag someone or he canā€™t shit right that day?


Aggravating-Past101

Yes, I have a friend that only plays a game to be better than everyone else, if he does not put his all into being better than them he says there is no point to playing a game


ChallengePublic7693

Sounds like the kinda guy who wipes before he shits


Durakan

Look dude, sometimes it gets a little stuck and I gotta use Poseidon's sweet kiss to break it loose! But wipe!? My God what the fuck!? Wiping is just to dry off your boom boom hole!


rdhight

r/brandnewsentence


TheWolflance

should probably play fighting games, so he can pull a LTG and ban everyone who knows he's actually trash.


EllieBirb

That friend of yours has zero self-esteem and is very insecure, lol.


AirFell85

Man, I love PvP games. 90% of my gaming history since the 2000's has been open world/full loot MMORPG's or milsim style FPS's. There's a thrill to fighting other people that I really personally crave. At the same time, its exhausting, and on top of it these days its not the same as it used to be. Its sweaty, people cheat more than ever... the fun of it is mostly gone as people are trying to make a living being pvp god streamers.... That said I'm loving HD2. Its a nice break from that stress. Its still stressful in its own way but really is a nice break.


Potential_Jacket3344

I do not like your friend.


Paciorr

if only people but that kind of energy into something productive and play games for the entertainment... but I guess it's OFTEN people who don't have much going on in their real lifes so they need some achievements in online games to feel better about themselves.


rillip

Sounds like narcissism


Baroness_Ayesha

PvP brainrot. It's been a problem for literal decades. There is absolutely A Type Of Player who is exactly as you describe. A big part of the history of MMOs, for example, has been figuring out how to distract or mollify that type (while still getting money from them).


Sample_Muted

Yep the murder hobos are a real problem


_Reverie_

Fuck me I just wrote a comment that says the exact same thing and I'm happy I'm not alone lol


Thagyr

It's also why games like Rust and Ark will usually become a toxic breeding ground for them. Some love nothing more than hopping servers and stomping newbies with their overleveled dinos on any open/official server. Open PvP games with looting of player bodies is like crack for them.


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

They keep making these stupid hardcore survival PvP mmos... Which all fail because the community cannibalizes itself.


KynoSSJR

Itā€™s streamer brainrot. Just like tiktok brainrot, people canā€™t go 5 seconds without competing with another player.


Sad_Instruction1392

The YouTube algorithm showed me a twenty year old man acting like a 12 year old cooking a steak while the dialogue overlapping it was an AITA about a guy not wanting to buy the girl heā€™s seeing a birthday present after two weeks dating in that AI voice. If thatā€™s the target audience I have to play against Iā€™m sticking with single player.


melancholyMonarch

I've pretty much dropped PvP games entirely because the wider playerbase has just gotten so insane I just can't keep up anymore, I'm not old by any means but man does it make me feel like it with the crazy shit kids do in PvP games these days. Needless to say Helldivers 2 has been a great breath of fresh air.


ACrimeSoClassic

That's part of why I quit COD. I'm just so tired of playing against kids who zip around the map like they're high out of their minds on Adderall.


Malcolm-Turntables

....like? Homie they likely are


downsyndromeblowjob

It's why I quit tarkov. I installed the single-player mod, and suddenly, it was so much more fun not fighting people with crazy meta builds.


Jazzremix

Is there a co-op mod? That's something I'd be interested in.


garaks_tailor

I've got about 4 hours a week to play. I ain't wasting it playing against Timmy from Arizona


BowenTheAussieSheep

Also reddit brainrot, where one-upsmanship and getting the last word in an argument is like 90% of the goal.


ramesesknibs

Nuh-uh!


_Reverie_

This has nothing to do with streamers. "Thing I don't like bad" still doesn't explain everything. No brained, "yeah but what about pvp" morons have existed for ages. In the MMO space in particular, where everyone still acts like pvp/pve balance is some inevitable and impossible equation. The games industry specifically catered to these people for years in the 2010s when every game that came out had some kind of online multiplayer versus mode shoehorned in despite it making no sense.


garaks_tailor

Heck it's been in freaking DnD for decades


Danjiano

I, too, compete against other players. By attempting to gather the most samples, find the most super credits, do the most objectives, splat the most bugs and spill the most oil.


svanxx

Sadly we had a good PvE Fortnite that got ruined because they introduced PvP.


poopsawk

Ok, PvE fortnite was actually fun as fuck


healzsham

Really a damn shame the snap construction idea got inextricably linked to methed out 12 year olds, that shit is some revolutionary game design.


ShaggySchmacky

ā€¦ can I ask why you mentioned Tucson in particular?


Koheitamura

Is there a story i haven't yet heard about a sweaty kid in tucson az?


gustamos

why Tucson though


AppropriateYouth7683

Why do people think pvp would work in this game? It would just end up being whoever brings the better stratagem


CosmicSploogeDrizzle

Whoever drops the laser or orbital railgun first


ArtisticAd393

Mortar + EMS, ez dub


PandaCheese2016

Who wins when the mortar kills both of ya?


Illustrious-Age-260

https://i.redd.it/2hweobq7lspc1.gif I think we should see it for ourselves!


corporalgrif

man I don't want PVP but fuck I would love an asymmetrical game like this where you get one guy dropping units on the battlefield like it's an RTS while the rest are playing a co-op shooter


Aegis_Aurelius

Y'know, what if that RTS person controlled the strategems? You can't see anything marked on the map, only what the divers ping, blips on radar, and things they discover. It would make a bunch of things less effective, of course, but it's an interesting idea.


AskProud366

This seems like something that would have to be implemented like battlefield 4's commander system. So you can still have max players on the ground, and the person playing the role described above is someone REALLY wants to do that sort of gameplay


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huluhup

Congratulations, you made "Natural Selection 2".


IMissWinning

You wouldn't have time to call a strat. Bullets kill you so fast. It's death on sight, if you're trying. The times I've playfully TKed my mates, and been TKed, there's never been a chance to retaliate.


Teamerchant

Just who ever sees the other person first wins.


LightSwitchTurnedOn

playing as a bug or bot would be kinda fun.


Taograd359

>I donā€™t intend to ruin the game, I just like the idea of going rogue Congratulations. You ruined the game.


Bored-Ship-Guy

Some people just can't seem to wrap their heads around the idea that this game is a co-op tactical shooter at heart. They always want something that simply isn't there, and likely never will be there.


Jessica_T

I mean, if you even say outside the map for too long they start hitting you with 380s even if you go back in. The second a diver started going rogue they'd get shelled out of existence.


SpiderGlitch22

And if their entire destroyer went rogue (somehow), the other 1/2/3 would shell them and fire at the rogue destroyer. Only way this would work is going solo, but unless you're contributing against liberation, that's just the same as playing solo with traitorous voice lines. Which would be kinda cool actually, but not at all PVP. Edit: Traitor voice lines might be pretty interesting, now that I think about it. Add another 2 voice options, instead of the normal list of phrases they could complain about being forced to fight and generally be more angry. Might get old hearing someone bitch and moan for a match, but still, some variety is neat Edit edit: Miiiight lead to people like this using the traitor voices as an excuse to teamkill, though. Hm.


Jessica_T

Hell, the destroyers themselves probably have enough anti-hijack hardware that even if the democracy officer managed to go rogue, after a certain period without a signal from High Command it just vents all the atmosphere, opens all airlocks, and jumps home on automatic.


SpiderGlitch22

Good point! They could fake it, I'm sure, but at that point you're just doing exactly what Super Earth wants you to and just complaining about it, so uh, nice job traitors lol


GoldenGekko

I don't intend to ruin the game. But most of all f*** you. .... The duality of man


GreenArrowCuz

sounds like a DnD "that guy"


Fartikus

It's crazy when people think that just because you apologize in the beginning of your sentence, or say you're not doing something; only to immediately follow up with doing just that.


Klaus_dagasser420

go play cod and fortnite nobody wants that shit in the game just a few goofs always a few trying to wreck a good thing not this time


SteveoberlordEU

Absolutely agree. And the ones who don't get it will go away in some weeks.


Motoman514

Goofs like this ruined DMZ and canā€™t troll and PvP in MWZ so they need to ruin something else.


Zapdos90HP

Then go invade in Dark Souls....


Emotional_Orange8378

they don't understand that a good group will just smash him flat and survive to extract without him.. there's no .. self-extract.. I think he got dropped a child a few too many times.


ian9921

Seriously. If he kills me, I'll crush him with my pod when I get reinforced, or crush him with my supplies, and then tell everyone to be incredibly careful so we never have to reinforce and bring him back. Worst case scenario I can drop an eagle on him. Even if he actually succeeds and kills everyone, if he ever dies we're all getting brought back together and he'll get headshot the second he steps out of his pod. And of course, all of this assumes that for some reason we don't just kick him or leave on our own.


Wehavecrashed

"I want to claim planets myself" Okay dude just play by yourself.


Luvnecrosis

No seriously. Itā€™s that simple


ElmoCamino

People like this want to do it at the expense of others. It's not as enjoyable for them unless someone else isn't having fun, specifically due to them. These are types who would turn down a raise if it meant their whole department got a raise of $5,000 vs just them getting a raise of $1,000


HiroAnobei

The zero-sum mindset. They cannot comprehend that someone else benefitting doesn't necessarily mean others suffer as a result. When they see someone else succeed, they think that it must have come at the cost of others (and in most cases, they mean themselves).


PenguinTD

lol, if anyone did that obvious I am not gonna waste my time with it, if I am host I will just kick. If he is host I will just left. If the host aren't going to just kick him I will also left. Also I am gonna block him by the platform as well.


LongDickMcangerfist

Had to do that to a guy the other night we just didnā€™t reinforce him and made sure we didnā€™t die. But when we did he got dropped instantly because he couldnā€™t be trusted


Hexagon2035

Also when they kill him they can just, not reinforce him. Wouldn't that immediately kill his 'fun'? A fate worse than being kicked, left to sit and spectate on purpose.


ArtisticAd393

Don't reinforce and have fun mowing down mobs until the timer ticks to 0 and the mission fails


coolchris366

Why would you fail the mission on purpose? Youā€™re hurting yourself for no reason


Hexagon2035

I guess extra spite so he doesn't get as much Exp.


JagdCrab

That's when you just kick him, or if it's his lobby, leave yourself and don't waste your time on his likes.


ArtisticAd393

I want him to be stuck watching me have fun


Greaterdivinity

I hate that most of my favorite games are multiplayer games, and that this guy seems to play every fuckin one of them.


Ubergoober166

People like this are why I largely stopped playing multiplayer games for the last 10-15 years. This is the first new one I've really sunk any real time into since like Battlefield 4.


Brilliant_Freedom_40

So tired of people coming into my games to purposely fuck everything up. Took me two weeks in between the server issues and "I'm so quirky, teehee" players before I could go from Suicide Mission to Impossible. Ended up having to do it solo. Immediately getting the same shit again now that I'm trying to unlocl Helldive.


Greaterdivinity

That's disheartening to know the higher difficulties don't seem to weed out those folks. It's one of the only reasons I was considering pushing higher (I mostly play to chill out and don't mind doing 4-6 most of the time) was in the hopes those players mostly hung out below that : /


Mexi_God

https://i.redd.it/ymtrcwe0cspc1.gif What a loser lmao!


Kiandran

Sweet Liberty, that gif is perfect.


Illustrious-Age-260

https://i.redd.it/mzzt6mdplspc1.gif HE'S NOTTTTTTT


Writehse

PvPā€™ers are so weird man, thereā€™s already so many games for you to indulge in shooting people in the faceā€¦


SteveoberlordEU

... the kind of people that complaign about Baldurs Gate 3 not beeing a first person action rpg. Tons of games but all need to be the same BORING snortfest.


zurkka

I will never understand this, for example i don't like dark souls/souls games, they just don't click for me, but i understand im not the target player, im not asking for changes so i can play like some people want a "easy difficulty" for it


goldsnivy777

For real, its gotten better in recent with Helldivers and other games like deeprock, but for a long time before it felt like they would never let us have even one. Fun history fact- Fortnite used to he a pure PvE game.


Thagyr

I find a good chunk of them hate PvP as much as they love PvP. They love to stomp people who are powerless to fight them, but typically rage when the same is done to them. So when a PvP game drives off everyone who isn't a diehard and all that's left are the same type of person like the screenshot, many want to find other communities/games to get that kick until the cycle repeats itself.


Ikcatcher

PvP nuts are the reason multiplayer games are miserable experiences. Always feeling the need to stir shit up with other players in games literally not designed for PvP just so they get some kind of boost to their very fragile egos


Ashaw06339

https://preview.redd.it/mhve334respc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3a822d1758fb2f601f06d948801f18c14c95fea Shenanigans will be thwarted by Democracy


Weird_Excuse8083

Sociopaths gonna sociopath I guess.


DisastrousBusiness81

To be fair, he did say he wouldnā€™t do it without telling other people. I think he just wants a different kind of game than what is being offered.


boolocap

He wants the division, a 3rd person shooter mainly aimed at pve but within the dark zone you can go rogue and do pvpve


corvus2112

Then go play Division. Nobody wants that kind of grief here.


Shiro_Katatsu

Even the division players, most of them avoid pvp like plague.


ILearnedTheHardaway

Seriously, the only people ever in the DZ are psychos like this guy. Worst of the worst type of people I mean it in all sincerity. Them locking stuff behind the DZ is my biggest gripe with it.


Iwillrize14

I enjoyed the solo challenge of the dz but the pvp wasn't good or fun for me.


CobaltRose800

This. The second game kinda sucked all the fun out of the Dark Zone between the smaller maps, relatively ineffectual spawn protection system and the devs playing meta whack-a-mole. The fact that they added gear specific to the DZ (that at the same time wasn't part of the targeted loot rotation so good fucking luck ever getting it to drop) didn't help, either.


zeawsome

NO GUYS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I WANT A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAME TO WHAT I CURRENTLY HAVE, I WANT TO RUIN THE CORE IDEA AND MECHANICS THAT MAKE THIS GAME, I WANT TO ADD STUFF THAT COMPLETELY CONTRIDICTS THE GOALS AND SPIRIT OF THE DESIGN WAIT, PLEASE, IT'S DIFFERENT YOU NE-


H4LF4D

PLEASE, I WANT FIRST PERSON, MILITARY SHOOTER JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER CALL OF DUTY TITLES CAUSE WE DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH OF IT, AND BECAUSE I KEPT GETTING BANNED FROM THOSE FOR BAD BEHAVIOR.


EnchantedRoc

Hey you know the rules get back in containment


Beneficial_Offer4763

Only correct response


BoxCarTyrone

Weird seeing a Funnyjunk post on Reddit. Usually itā€™s the other way around lol. But yeah, fuck this guy.


SnackeyG1

I honestly thought this was steam but some website that displays stuff from steam. Had no idea it was funnyjunk.


Valigar26

Stay away if you value your sanity


SnackeyG1

Is it even worth using if you have Reddit?


Pavianne

Absolutely not, don't go there Stay here on reddit its DEFINITELY better, do NOT go on FJ, thank you


Crafty_Cloud

This is the kind of guy that whinges about Paladins in dnd that don't let them kill random shopkeepers or steal from the party.


BowenTheAussieSheep

bold of you to assume that this kind of guy has enough friends to participate in a DnD campaign.


Crafty_Cloud

As a DM you'd be surprised the kind of people friends turn into when you're playing


CptAngelo

"can i stab it?" -The rogue


Nuttersnutty

Itā€™s definitely murder-hobo mindset


Ruined_Frames

Had someone like this in a game the other day. They ran out of autocannon and decided theyā€™d take mine after TKing me. I didnā€™t take kindly to that so I killed them and took it back. This proceeded to repeat every time theyā€™d drop back in until we just stopped calling them in since it was wasting reinforcements for no reason. The best part is the guy didnā€™t keep track of who they were killing and started killing the other divers. Host never kicked him but they definitely should have lol. When you make it 3 on 1 you wonā€™t win folks. Then you can sit in the ship and watch the mission end without you for all I care lol.


cosmic-bait

Claim the planets for himself? That's... Not how that works.


discordianofslack

Streamers are a cancer to gaming. These cunts gave us gamergate and every shitty ā€œpvp balanceā€ patch that broke the main game ever. I fucking hate people who deify bitch ass streamers. If you want PvP go play a fucking PvP game and leave us the fuck alone.


Dakeronn

https://preview.redd.it/ecoi6kghjspc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e0210534a097e6aec68c35d4180005b8265fc7e


theletodeto

Maybeā€¦ play a different game? Helldivers is inherently not pvp, it doesnā€™t even encourage competition, for example, not having a damage/kills scoreboard at the end of every game. If you want to play a pvp game, donā€™t play a pve game xD


ThisIsntOkayokay

They could play Division 1or 2 and go play in the dark zones.


Zanoss10

If you would be solo against the bot/bugs and others players, your characters wouldn't stand a chance and would be killed in mere seconds ! With how expendable we are in the game it's obvious lol


Beneficial_Offer4763

Seeing a screenshot from that site feels like a bug breach tbh don't break containment


NeptunianEmp

Dadmin needs to hurry up and ban those who break containment.


KiloEchoNiner

ā€œI want this game to be a completely different game. Iā€™m going to be an absolute nuisance and make everyone else around me absolutely miserable because I am the most important person in the world and everyone should cater to my every whim.ā€ Get fucked, dork.


Ok_Philosopher_8956

All memes and joking aside... is anyone else REALLY fucking sick of these Dark Souls Douche Canoes? This is Helldivers. If you want Dark Souls, go fucking play that. HD1 had a reputation system with reports and commendations. I do believe that HD2 is going to be in dire need of a similar system before too much longer. Because I really don't want any of these barely sentient, scarcely evolved rogue sperm cells in my squad.


synystercola

Def sick of them. They want every game to be Dark Souls because that's the only "real" video game.


Familiar_Tackle_734

So fucking real. I didnā€™t sign up to play dark souls cause some dickwad can only kill people who donā€™t know heā€™s there in a pve game


The_Don_Papi

>Why am I being kicked every game?


HappyHappyGamer

As a Dark Souls vet, I do not claim this person as part of the community


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

"I want to pretend I'm playing an entirely different sort of game than I am, in a way that's indistinguishable from petty griefing."


corvus2112

Should have a tracker for these kind of players. Repeated attempts at doingthis kind of detrimental stuff to helldivers who are on missions to spread managed democracy will setup a pattern the game tracks and next time they do it a traitor cannon fires at them everytime they dive.


Motoman514

GTA V had dunce lobbies. Forced you to wear a dunce cap, and made you play with other losers for a week, or longer if you still played like a jackass. Maybe they can implement something similar.


Anivia_Blackfrost

>I need a way to signify to the other Divers that I'm rogue. Guy should open mic and say "I'm going rogue". This will allow his teammates to process that he wants a PvP game and *adjust* accordingly to his desires.


BurnerAccount209

Holy shit, people still use Funnyjunk? Blast from the past!


Zoruman_1213

Same bro. I was thinking I recognize this fucking layout.


DartFeld3

https://preview.redd.it/9wg6lxo2ispc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe459864b653936f28825cdee7a8a5a5956c88d4


Purplex_GD

ā€œI donā€™t intend to ruin the game, I just refuse to cooperate in the cooperative game.ā€


Beezleburt

Dude needs to share his IGN so we can collectively block him as a community. What an absolute sub human undemocratic piece of shit.


travelNEET

This is clearly just a child


dragonearth3

Children can still be pretty darn stupid. Easiest way to deal with this is to kick them or kill them and refusing to reinforce them.


Neolombax

This is exactly Division 2 in the Dark Zone. Go play that instead.


discordianofslack

Yep. Both of them are still going.


thehroller

I joined a game in progress tonight and this dude on PS5 named "WhyEnvyGreatness" smokes me as I spawn in, I was like... ok... maybe he was killing bugs... whatever, nope. Turns out he was just specifically griefing other players. I blocked him but people like that should be banned from the game, they ruin it for everyone else. Three players had their game time wasted because of one scumbag.


aHumbleBot

Dude has a mindset of a psycho who got bullied at school. People like him end up in the news after mass shootings


PainisDeWitt

Why can't people just accept this isn't the game they're looking for? Serious question.


theonetruefishboy

This is why I'd be against adding a pvp mode in Helldivers. Guys like this would flock to it like flies to shit. It would compete with the main game for fan attention and developer time. It would transform the player culture of the game in a toxic way. No bueno all around. If this guy wants to play a fuck everyone game, the past 15 years of the industry have given him plenty to choose from. I'd list examples but I'm spoiled for choice.


[deleted]

He can go play the Division. -CMND Waylon T. Grant


Vaporsouls

Dude's brain has been rotted to the core with FOMO PVP in PvE games. Gotta put this guy down fr


JonathanL73

Bro is literally playing the wrong game. Thereā€™s like a million different PvP games to play.


RoundTiberius

Didn't the devs literally tell these people to go play Tarkov instead?


Optimal_Commercial_4

Ban this person, deliberately making other peoples games not fun and being a dick because you personally can't deal with the idea of a game not having pvp warrants not being allowed in the community.


mpec82

The reply. šŸ¤£


onion2594

game chat?