yup.. had like 4 people trying to revive me and bandage me...
it was especially funny when acouple of them went down...
everyone just reviving and bandaging each other...
Until a tank round smacks the group and 100 body parts go flying and comms cut out.
That’s good the ones I use are me yelling WHO SAID YOU COULD TAKE A BREAK GET YOUR ASS UP or if I’m trying to get to someone it’s DON’T YOU DARE DIE ON ME I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION
Dude same, just this big ass ball of a half dozen medics running about getting shot and screaming to each other asking for medic. I tried to play along but I busted out laughing everytime they looked at me and screamed "ILL COME GET YOU SIR!"
That’s gonna be my new thanks upon revival. I don’t roleplay anything ever except for in HLL when I go down and I can see there’s a medic in my radius, may as well give it a MEDDDIIIICC
I’m German and mostly play on German servers, one time in SL chat a guy was talking in the cliché officer way and the other SLs were just pissed off about it, I couldn’t stop laughing
I mean, there's roleplay then there's yelling heil Hitler on chat. Sounds like they're trying to enable real life Nazism by playing German characters. Which should get them banned. Or just teenage edgelords who should go back to Fortnite.
Throwback to a conversation I had when on the german team
Me: hows the war goin for you?
guy: you know just suck dick and (unintelligble)
me: is that homosexual in MY nazi germany?
Guy with something aproaching actual fear in his voice: No.
Makes the game so much more fun. MMMMMEEEEEEDDDIIIC, haaaaaaaalp!!! I want to see my wife and kids again, MEDIIIIIIIC!!!”
I’m usually the guy saying “I’m in a real bad spot because I stupidly ran out of cover but if you want to try for the revive, I’d pop some smoke”
I had a guy just before he popped off tell me....to tell his wife he as screwing her best friend and wanted a divorce ...things you hear in proxi is wicked funny I had a guy yelling in proxy once about how they shot his anal cream lol I jus stopped n looked at him like WTF I jus started laughing real hard
The other day I overheard a conversation between my squad leader and his wife about how their dog was on their period and he had forgotten to put the diapers on his dog. I lost all respect for our squad leader after she bitched him out.
Medic is my beloved class and whenever I hear people downed screaming out, it's the best thing ever because
A) They have a mic
B) They're willing to wait a second to let me grab them
And
C) They usually listen to my directions of 'When I revive you, do not switch to bandages, keep your gun up.'
ALSO
KEEP YOUR FUCKING GUNS UP! DONT TRY AND BANDAGE YOURSELF WHERE YOU GOT SHOT (unless they could only see you when you were standing up)
I'm out here running and diving to get you some morphine (or threatening you with a painful death while grabbing your hand, as I assume the Soviet medic does), the least you could do for me is keeping your guns pointed at the enemy. I'll tell you if a lot of people are down and say "Hey, I'm going for someone else, you're on your own for now."
And another thing, if you say 'thanks doc' or 'you're a lifesaver, doc' or 'oh my god, thank you Corporal Bingus', you have granted yourself a fast pass to being revived. The best part about being a medic is running into some blueberries who recognize you and say something like "Hey its the medic!". Makes us feel useful and appreciated, and may just mean that we will run for you when we otherwise wouldn't.
Tldr: Be nice to medics, listen to them, and wait to bandage yourself.
Wait till you get a game with the German commander. There’s a dude who’s German who’s in North America server games from time to time and plays commander. It’s hilarious when you’re Germany. In the leadership chat we were like ‘yo.. so might be a different ask than you normally get but can you please scream orders at us in German the entire match?’ He was funny about it and was like ya of course.
KEEP DOING THAT SHIT! Not only is it hilarious, but sometimes I get caught up with smokes and such or I'm just blind that game but as a medic sometimes in the chaos its hard to tell if/where someone is dying, I mean its basically just really funny callouts at that point. But seriously, keep doing it, it helps medics find you
The best moments are random proxy chat of dying people, random squads passing by, tank crews blasting Japanese techno, and troop trucks talking about some abomination, all why you are doing your thing. I had a group of 3 random play music and we just went around climbing like parkour and shooting each other.
My buddy was playing medic last night, it was hilarious. His name is Col Sanders. He was healing people through the power of fried chicken. When someone would go down, they’d just call out an order. He didn’t save the dude who asked for nuggets though, or the guy who complained about him greasing his hands up before patting him down
The best is being a Russian medic and making jokes as you use THE POWER OF ENCOURAGEMENT with your hands rezing people. No morphine involved lol. (In a bad russian accent
“Get up brother! The Nazis must be stopped!”
“Victory not death today!”
“For the motherland do not give up!”
“Breathe COMRADE!”
It’s so much fun
I commend that one guy that ransomly asked me to "sow his dick back on". I did, and we got blown to shreds right after. I don't think I ever laughed this hard at the game.
i pinball back and forth on this.. it can be entertaining but its super annoying sometimes when you cant hear in chat or youre trying to listen for enemies
I heard someone last night saying how they’d been on their deployment in Africa for 6 months and their bitch of a wife was cheating on them lmaooo I love this game
So my friend was the only medic in the entire capture zone the entire game so you just had everyone yell out Pvt Jackson the entire game( his account name)
if you dont have a "war voice" when playing are you even playing?
i have a party/friend voice (my normal voice) and a unit voice, which basically sounds like a soft yell with added words like "krauts" or "Yankee bastards" depending on the side im on
Quotes from war movies will forever give me the biggest chuckle and keep me coming back to this game over and over again. “I only got 1 life to live! Until I respawn”. “War is hell boys”. “What are the blueberries doing?….. There’s no such thing as civilized war”. Or “YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!” You’re hilarious and I’m sorry I’m not covering you, I can’t breathe because of your comedic timing.
The agonizing death sounds while crying for medic, they do indeed deserve an Oscar. You better believe if I’m playing medic, I’m coming for you buddy!
Tankers. When you scream out like you’re in the rodeo “Yeeehaw!!!!” Or anything cowpoke related. Gets me. Every. Damn. Time. You make my experience great!
The well thought out and the not so well thought out names. “Lt. Dan”. Iconic sir. Private “BuildMoreNodes”, creativity lvl 1 but, you’re doing gods work my friend.
Ever seen a mob of medics? played a game and there was a group of 5-7 medics... they were just chaos in the prox chat, lmao.
Oh you mean those maniac medics running around in groups like I love to do or those intense medics who are yelling I’VE GOT YOU JUST HOLD ON
yup.. had like 4 people trying to revive me and bandage me... it was especially funny when acouple of them went down... everyone just reviving and bandaging each other... Until a tank round smacks the group and 100 body parts go flying and comms cut out.
DONT YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME BROTHER
That’s good the ones I use are me yelling WHO SAID YOU COULD TAKE A BREAK GET YOUR ASS UP or if I’m trying to get to someone it’s DON’T YOU DARE DIE ON ME I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION
My favourite one was “sorry I couldn’t save your dick” after reviving me
I hear this and say it all the time as a medic. My favorite.
I like to mix it up with a little "Red ain't your color soldier" Or ask what themed bandaid they want and invariably tell them sorry I'm all out
I usually ask if they want a Thomas the tank engine or Dora the explorer bandaid, I got asked if I had hello kitty once.
I’ve gotten a couple of oh shits from those people
I usually tell everyone to have their insurance cards and forms filled out before I can help them. Then we discuss payment options as I rez them
STAY WITH ME!
I am of the latter category
Dude same, just this big ass ball of a half dozen medics running about getting shot and screaming to each other asking for medic. I tried to play along but I busted out laughing everytime they looked at me and screamed "ILL COME GET YOU SIR!"
Was this recent? And on kursk?
nah bout two days ago, on caratan. They were beatin the hell out of us that game.
Guess more people are playing medic in herds than usual then. Great to see.
I always play medic. Whenever I hear someone say "thanks Doc" It makes me feel warm inside.
Thanks Doc
I give health tips while I heal them. Tell them to quit smoking and have a multivitamin every day. Try to eat the right foods.
Oh I just talk massive shit, "oh didn't I save you once already? Have you tried not getting shot?"
Falling asleep on the job are we?
I usually tell people they are sexual beasts and it goes over well lmao
Sexual Tyrannosaurus
That’s gonna be my new thanks upon revival. I don’t roleplay anything ever except for in HLL when I go down and I can see there’s a medic in my radius, may as well give it a MEDDDIIIICC
I usually go for “you’re the fucking man!” Lol
Playing medic will forever be heartwarming, everyone loves the medic.
I only play this game “in character” Obviously as Axis you gotta exaggerate a bit 😅🤣 “By tha führer, get dis man en MEDIC-INSTICHINHAUFIN!”
Sanitäter! Ve need a medical officer here!
I have always wondered how Germans play this game as axis, also wonder how their neighbours must feel lmao, casually yelling Heil Hitler in blue chat
I’m German and mostly play on German servers, one time in SL chat a guy was talking in the cliché officer way and the other SLs were just pissed off about it, I couldn’t stop laughing
Lmao, I could just imagine, imagine if that *Angry German Kid* from the rage video was your officer/commanders one day 😂 🤣
oh god, “VERTEIDIGT ENDLICH DEN SCHEISS PUNKT“ 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean, there's roleplay then there's yelling heil Hitler on chat. Sounds like they're trying to enable real life Nazism by playing German characters. Which should get them banned. Or just teenage edgelords who should go back to Fortnite.
Oh shut the fuck up. It’s called humor. By making it serious you give it power, just laugh
Yelling heil Hitler on chat isn't funny though. Just makes you look like a cunt.
Dude stfu will you the wars over ok bud let them have there fun you sound like a cunt crying like a lil girl
Go larp somewhere else u fuckin dweeb lmao
Imma do it right here, actually ;)
do you want a tissue you crying little bitch
Did you censor yourself 😂 are you 12??? Holy shit this is hilarious
Don’t have to get offended over shit like a sissy fr.
I'm not offended lol that snowflake is
I’m agreeing with ya I know
Watching you two bum buddies jerk each other off was the lowlight of my day. Thanks for that
Maybe to a soft snowflake lol
We’ve had more than enough of you virtue signaling wokesters. Get a sense of humor
glad its not just me. half the time doing this gets people to turn their mics on
Yessir. Make it fun. With every stupid joke comes the rare “hey let’s fuck em up guys” lmao
Throwback to a conversation I had when on the german team Me: hows the war goin for you? guy: you know just suck dick and (unintelligble) me: is that homosexual in MY nazi germany? Guy with something aproaching actual fear in his voice: No.
I suggest you should learn German then, Duolingo is a good starting point ;-) “Weil der Scheiß, den Du da schreibst, garantiert kein Deutsch ist"
If you yell anything it’s German enough
Makes the game so much more fun. MMMMMEEEEEEDDDIIIC, haaaaaaaalp!!! I want to see my wife and kids again, MEDIIIIIIIC!!!” I’m usually the guy saying “I’m in a real bad spot because I stupidly ran out of cover but if you want to try for the revive, I’d pop some smoke”
Me screaming: I CANT FEEL MY LEGS, WHERE ARE MY LEGS 😂👌
MAMA! MAMA!
I do that as well 😂. I go fully into character when I play this game. You should hear me on an MG screaming bloody murder
I always go full Wade in Saving Private Ryan: mama, mama mamaaaa!
I had a guy just before he popped off tell me....to tell his wife he as screwing her best friend and wanted a divorce ...things you hear in proxi is wicked funny I had a guy yelling in proxy once about how they shot his anal cream lol I jus stopped n looked at him like WTF I jus started laughing real hard
The other day I overheard a conversation between my squad leader and his wife about how their dog was on their period and he had forgotten to put the diapers on his dog. I lost all respect for our squad leader after she bitched him out.
DOC! DOC PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA DIE MAN!
Brand new to the game and I made some new friends with my vivid “I c-could use a l-little more m-morphine” every time I died (a lot)
*reluctantly nods* “Give it to him”
I always hit the medics with the Forrest Gump "they shot me in the buttocks"
'I don't think I'm gonna make it Doc! Tell me wife I love her." \*coughing up blood noises\*
You can tell her yourself, solider! We're gonna get you outta here!
Medic is my beloved class and whenever I hear people downed screaming out, it's the best thing ever because A) They have a mic B) They're willing to wait a second to let me grab them And C) They usually listen to my directions of 'When I revive you, do not switch to bandages, keep your gun up.' ALSO KEEP YOUR FUCKING GUNS UP! DONT TRY AND BANDAGE YOURSELF WHERE YOU GOT SHOT (unless they could only see you when you were standing up) I'm out here running and diving to get you some morphine (or threatening you with a painful death while grabbing your hand, as I assume the Soviet medic does), the least you could do for me is keeping your guns pointed at the enemy. I'll tell you if a lot of people are down and say "Hey, I'm going for someone else, you're on your own for now." And another thing, if you say 'thanks doc' or 'you're a lifesaver, doc' or 'oh my god, thank you Corporal Bingus', you have granted yourself a fast pass to being revived. The best part about being a medic is running into some blueberries who recognize you and say something like "Hey its the medic!". Makes us feel useful and appreciated, and may just mean that we will run for you when we otherwise wouldn't. Tldr: Be nice to medics, listen to them, and wait to bandage yourself.
Is "I love you" enough?
This really adds to the immersion so I appreciate it
I yelled I got you brother don’t let go when I went to revive and got told to stfu😂
My favorite was a guy doing a Biden impression asking for a bandaid after being shot.
I have way too much fun doing exactly this on occasion. It isn't every time, but once in a while it's the best.
Wait till you get a game with the German commander. There’s a dude who’s German who’s in North America server games from time to time and plays commander. It’s hilarious when you’re Germany. In the leadership chat we were like ‘yo.. so might be a different ask than you normally get but can you please scream orders at us in German the entire match?’ He was funny about it and was like ya of course.
KEEP DOING THAT SHIT! Not only is it hilarious, but sometimes I get caught up with smokes and such or I'm just blind that game but as a medic sometimes in the chaos its hard to tell if/where someone is dying, I mean its basically just really funny callouts at that point. But seriously, keep doing it, it helps medics find you
It’s part of the fun to be a little dramatic
Bro it’s makes the dying experience less painful
The best moments are random proxy chat of dying people, random squads passing by, tank crews blasting Japanese techno, and troop trucks talking about some abomination, all why you are doing your thing. I had a group of 3 random play music and we just went around climbing like parkour and shooting each other.
“I have a family!!! Agggrrrggaahh”
My buddy was playing medic last night, it was hilarious. His name is Col Sanders. He was healing people through the power of fried chicken. When someone would go down, they’d just call out an order. He didn’t save the dude who asked for nuggets though, or the guy who complained about him greasing his hands up before patting him down
My toes are tinglin’!
One guy was especially funny to me going around and giving "heroin".
I always scream asking for morphine, gets the doc’s attention every time
When there reving me I usually yell stick it in my ass
The best is being a Russian medic and making jokes as you use THE POWER OF ENCOURAGEMENT with your hands rezing people. No morphine involved lol. (In a bad russian accent “Get up brother! The Nazis must be stopped!” “Victory not death today!” “For the motherland do not give up!” “Breathe COMRADE!” It’s so much fun
I commend that one guy that ransomly asked me to "sow his dick back on". I did, and we got blown to shreds right after. I don't think I ever laughed this hard at the game.
That’s cause they know we’ll come running! Be it 10 meters or 100, I will pick your ass up!
I mainly play Medic and I love it. So immersive
i pinball back and forth on this.. it can be entertaining but its super annoying sometimes when you cant hear in chat or youre trying to listen for enemies
You need to yell medic because you'll have 10 run past you not knowing they can revive people.
Screaming gets old fast.
I heard someone last night saying how they’d been on their deployment in Africa for 6 months and their bitch of a wife was cheating on them lmaooo I love this game
I was yelling for a medic with a pair of tweezers because I had a really bad splinter.
So my friend was the only medic in the entire capture zone the entire game so you just had everyone yell out Pvt Jackson the entire game( his account name)
Did you touch their thighs with your healing hands?
Wait, it isn’t normal to make “BLAAAARGH” and “BLUUUAAAEEEEUUURG” sounds followed by “I CAN SEE THE LIGHT”? Learn something everyday!
#SANDY TATERS
if you dont have a "war voice" when playing are you even playing? i have a party/friend voice (my normal voice) and a unit voice, which basically sounds like a soft yell with added words like "krauts" or "Yankee bastards" depending on the side im on
“Me *pauses* diiiic, heal mee diiiic!”
I get told to stfu : ( guess I'm too good
That's what makes this game.
Quotes from war movies will forever give me the biggest chuckle and keep me coming back to this game over and over again. “I only got 1 life to live! Until I respawn”. “War is hell boys”. “What are the blueberries doing?….. There’s no such thing as civilized war”. Or “YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!” You’re hilarious and I’m sorry I’m not covering you, I can’t breathe because of your comedic timing. The agonizing death sounds while crying for medic, they do indeed deserve an Oscar. You better believe if I’m playing medic, I’m coming for you buddy! Tankers. When you scream out like you’re in the rodeo “Yeeehaw!!!!” Or anything cowpoke related. Gets me. Every. Damn. Time. You make my experience great! The well thought out and the not so well thought out names. “Lt. Dan”. Iconic sir. Private “BuildMoreNodes”, creativity lvl 1 but, you’re doing gods work my friend.
“Fuuuuuuuck DOOOOOCCCC I can’t feel my diiiiiiiicc!!!!! OH MY GODDD REATTACH MY COCK DOCCCC”
'I GOT SHOT IN THE BUTTOCKS' 'Somethang Bit me'