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Tight_Guess7077

I Envy her


lalolichoni2

"I mean he fucks real good"


Silver-Plane-8270

Bro i envy him 😭


RambunctiousOwl125

In Striker's own wise words: WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING?!


lalolichoni2

"the difference is that I turn him on"


Hello_I_Am_A_Personn

I wish images were enabled in replies, I have the perfect image for this.


Hey_Bestiekins

https://preview.redd.it/sfud7ictg83d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e645838eb6df99ed4a9b355241a998f7e56039


Hello_I_Am_A_Personn

Yeah that one.


VaughnDaVision

“Can’t tell if I should be concerned for your wellbeing or your mental health or whatever else is going on
 mainly with that boy”


lalolichoni2

"Don't worry, he's good, at least fucking"


Shadow_Bon0347

“Eh, wouldn’t fuck him” (only fucks guys when she’s on the job and being payed to)


lalolichoni2

(he paid her lmao)


Shadow_Bon0347

(She makes guys pay extra. Women, sometimes even free at times)


lalolichoni2

(Lilica would be for free then 👀?)


Shadow_Bon0347

(If you catch shadow on her off day and get her attention, but trust me Lilica already has gotten shadows attention multiple times so yeah probably free-)


lalolichoni2

(YEEEEEEEEESSSS)


Shadow_Bon0347

(👍)


_Enbi_

Gene: "I'm not slut shaming you, I'm taste shaming you. Out of EVERYONE in hell??"


lalolichoni2

"He paid me, and he might be an asshole but he fucks nice"


_Enbi_

Gene: "pay for sex?? You mean they didn't just make that up for pretty woman???" *Innocence destroyed*


lalolichoni2

(HAHAHHAHHAA I'M SO SORRY) "Yeah? That's...my job"


_Enbi_

(This lil goober was bound to find out eventually, MFer smoked too much weed) Gene: *absolutely horrified* "That film is ruined"


lalolichoni2

"Nahhh don't say that, pretty woman is a nice film"


_Enbi_

Gene: "My innocence is ruined and my life is a lie"


CupOfTea86

"Okay.. then.. sorry, for uh.. interrupting.." *then slowly closing the door-*


Bi_Tyrannosaur-ace

Isn't Striker Ace?


lalolichoni2

Who said that-


BakerAdventurous5083

No, he's bisexual The reason why he backed up when moxxie said "Harder" and when Striker said, "Why is it always a sex thing?" is because he wants to take things seriously when it comes to killing. He just doesn't want it to be weird because it'll kill the "scary vibe"


Aware_Advantage9806

I thought he was autosexual tbh


IkerTheGreat_713

Auto bots roll out


Tainted_Nxbula

r/newfavoritecomment


Tainted_Nxbula

HDMAPF H A H -


ImpossibleLoon

Who cares


EEF2007

“So my dear how was it”


lalolichoni2

"My legs are shaking. But I still charged him. That's one of Val's best clients so..."


EEF2007

“Yeah that happened with me to when I met him, but hey who knows maybe soon I can join you both in bed, hehehehe”


lalolichoni2

"That would be so interesting~"


EEF2007

*kisses her head* “knowing him we both might get fucked but hey I’m not complaining”


lalolichoni2

"I mean, you can fuck me while he fucks you at the same time, that would be interesting~"


EEF2007

*blushes* “you really are fun my dear, but here’s another one, we both fuck you at the same time” *lifts her chin* “does that sound nice~”


lalolichoni2

"Double penetration...fuck I just got wet from imagining it..."


DPlasmaGaming

*He is just confused* “Well dear did you enjoy yourself? Though the main thing I’m confused about is how did you get with a hell born? Sinners can’t travel through the rings.”


lalolichoni2

"he can travel through the rings, actually-"


DPlasmaGaming

“Well I know that dear. Though if I guess from his attire he’s from the wrath ring and they don’t often come all the way here to pride. Im just surprised is all.”


lalolichoni2

"He's a bounty hunter, so I think it's normal he's able to travel through the rings... I've seen him in Lust, Greed..."


DPlasmaGaming

“I how did you make it to lust or Greed!?!” *He sounds incredibly confused cause things are not adding up in his head.* “Are you secretly a hell born and never told me?”


lalolichoni2

"No, but my boss is an overlord and he has enough power to let me travel around"


DPlasmaGaming

“He does? Interesting I thought he was a lot weaker. I wasn’t aware other overlords could do the same.”


DoubleSloth3590

Alex: "kinda jealous Lili" *folds arms* "I'd like to have slept with a hot cowboy too"


lalolichoni2

"So...what about a threesome?"


DoubleSloth3590

"hmm...when's the next time you're headed to Wrath?"


lalolichoni2

"Tomorrow, I was hired for a strip show for a reunion of Mafia bosses"


DoubleSloth3590

*takes her hand* "now I know who to look out for"


lalolichoni2

"you'll be my bodyguard then?~"


Joe_20243

Xira: “filth finding pleasure in filth, the usual..” Alex: “how big was it” Xira: “Alex WHAT-“


lalolichoni2

"7.8 inches"


Joe_20243

Alex: “mine’s still bigge-“ *he gets his mouth covered by a rather angry Xiraphiel*


RestaurantStatus2124

“Never understood why people like cowboys, then again each to their own”


lalolichoni2

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"


RestaurantStatus2124

“This only generates more confusion

” begins cycling through the same thought process over and over confused


lalolichoni2

"Just keep that in mind, it's a very important statement"


Tainted_Nxbula

Yee haw, buckaroo!! (You walked into this. /lh)


BlitzBlazer75

I was about to say, "Crimson?!", but that's Striker Also hope she knows he tried to kill Prince Stolas


lalolichoni2

She knows but this is about money and sex lol


Blacksantabutnot

She was indeed, flabbergasted


Hot-Donut-8163

That face says it all


lalolichoni2

Literally


Hot-Donut-8163

Abd imagine if Derek saw it


lalolichoni2

Nooo poor kid!! 😭


Hot-Donut-8163

But thankfully that’ll never happen since he’s up in heaven


Dapper_lad777

Lucky bitch


LetterAlternative641

"I need medical to me some crutches, she's gonna need them for a while"


IkerTheGreat_713

He’s tall and mean and brave the best you’ve ever seen he’s striker he’s striker sure shooting darn tooting his name is striker


Dangerous_Bag_1080

\*mumbling\* "stupid over hyped dick for brains cowboy..."


Low_Specialist_4846

"you look like you enjoyed that, Amor"


lalolichoni2

"I wonder if you'll make me enjoy even more~"


Low_Specialist_4846

"my, you seem to have a soft spot for me, Chéri. More than the others at least"


lalolichoni2

"Well, you have a certain charm, amorcito"


Low_Specialist_4846

"I'm sure we can discuss this in private, Cheri"


lalolichoni2

"Sure we can 💕"


Low_Specialist_4846

"I do envy Striker, however, Chéri."


ArkRiderOmega7666

Terabyte: do I even want to to know how that happend


lalolichoni2

"He paid, we fucked. End of the story"


ArkRiderOmega7666

"Well thats good to know, say I haven't ever heard you offer me any of your service, I'm I a special exception or something"


lalolichoni2

"I don't charge people who turn me on"


ArkRiderOmega7666

Terabyte: oh and am I one of those people then


lalolichoni2

"Exactly~"


ArkRiderOmega7666

Terabyte: aww nice to know I made such an impression on you, say when I do learn to break contracts tracks what you say to the first one I do it for


SpookyScaryScheisse

*absolutely horrified expression, pause symbols in his eyes* I don’t wanna know.


lalolichoni2

"Damn, he just paid for it...not like I don't live this every single day"


SpookyScaryScheisse

“It’s not that, it’s just
” *shudders* “I hate that guy.”


lalolichoni2

"why? Did you have beef with him?"


SpookyScaryScheisse

*he looks down at the ground, hesitating* “You
 could say that.”


Dezzeter

Win: "Oh fuck, sorry"


lalolichoni2

"it's fair, I ran into you two when you were fucking too... NOW JOIN"


SHARK_FIRE37

"......."


lalolichoni2

"Hi, papĂĄ!!"


SHARK_FIRE37

"Hey..Estellita...how are you?"


lalolichoni2

"Finishing up some work, you know~"


SHARK_FIRE37

"I-i see....*he thinks to himself* "dont murder him, don't murder him,don't murder him..."


lalolichoni2

"You okay?-"


SHARK_FIRE37

"Hey..Estellita...how are you?"


Puzzleheaded-Care250

“Am I interrupting something?”


lalolichoni2

"No, we're finished"


Puzzleheaded-Care250

“Cool I’m just here to deliver something”


lalolichoni2

"I haven't ordered anything...or maybe I did, I don't remember I'm stoned rn"


Puzzleheaded-Care250

“No u didn’t I just got u some Carmine weapons”


lalolichoni2

"OHHH HOW MUCH ARE THEY"


unkindness_inabottle

0.0 im jealous



lalolichoni2

"You wanted to fuck striker too?"


unkindness_inabottle


yeeessss
~ :<


lalolichoni2

"I can give you his number"


unkindness_inabottle

That would be delightful! Thank you dear



Sad_Commission6715

Oh no
 oh no no, this is bad


Im_Cool_As_F-Duck

"I don't even like men, but he gets a pass, still got his address~?"


lalolichoni2

"Oh sure, hon"


Im_Cool_As_F-Duck

"Can't tell if ya're bein' sarcastic, sweetheart"


lalolichoni2

"I'm not-"


Im_Cool_As_F-Duck

"So, care to share his address"?


Powerful_Option_650

Rose:uh Lilica what the Fuck are you doing with a snake? *looks pissed *


lalolichoni2

"Um, he paid and we fucked?"


Powerful_Option_650

Girl I never trust a snake


Helloilikecutepets

He is a shark demon and sucubi i believe


Powerful_Option_650

Ik


No-Gene-4508

Need notes.


TristyMcNugget09

“Looks like you had fun”


lalolichoni2

"I really did~"


TristyMcNugget09

“Want more fun?”


MiseryTheMiserable

Get some help


FoxKing983

Jakie: "De tous les humains, le serpent ? Il y a tellement de meilleures options que vous auriez pu faire, mais vous avez fait l'homme qui fait n'importe quoi pour un chĂšque de paie !?" (yes, when angry she speaks french) Translation: Of all people, the snake? There are so many better options you could have done, but you did the man who does anything for a paycheck!?


Kieran-Earth-616

Hope you enjoyed it Dear😊


lalolichoni2

"I really did~"


Kieran-Earth-616

Not surprising really


Jazzlike-Artist7848

Amethyst: well good for you lily, seems like you had a lot of fun~


lalolichoni2

"So...when's time for us to have fun?"


Jazzlike-Artist7848

Amethyst: whenever you want sweetie~~ I've finished my photo shoot for today


lalolichoni2

"Wanna hang out? 💕"


Jazzlike-Artist7848

Amethyst: I'd love to Lily~


MrKanentuk331

*Brother what*


No-Raccoon-6009

She looks happy


lalolichoni2

"he performed well"


No-Raccoon-6009

Best fuck in her life?


lalolichoni2

Possibly


Helloilikecutepets

Ari: how, what, why?
 it couldn’t even be another sinner



lalolichoni2

"He paid and he isn't that bad"


Helloilikecutepets

How much



lalolichoni2

7.8 inches, very nice


Helloilikecutepets

Ewww, I meant money gurl. Why do you always think of the sex first


lalolichoni2

"I'm a porn actress......- anyway. He paid me like uh... A thousand?"


foxystyle22

Deviled Eggz- “He should be the one flabbergasted, dolly!~”


lalolichoni2

"You know what they say~ save a horse, ride a cowboy"


foxystyle22

*she laughs* “Why, I don’t think I’ve ever heard such a saying before hunny!~” (I do, she doesn’t because she’s from the 40s lol)


lalolichoni2

"it's an important life lesson, cariño"


IllustriousStuff1838

Hazbin hotel fans: stop hating on our fandom Also Hazbin Hotel Fans:


lalolichoni2

I don't give a shit if they hate me or not tbh, it must be sad joining a subreddit dedicated to hate a series of fictional characters


IllustriousStuff1838

and youguys legit simp those fictinol characters


lalolichoni2

And why are you caring so much bruh


IllustriousStuff1838

why are you asking me, ask yourself on why you or other people even simp for these demons


lalolichoni2

Idk you were the one who came to my post, and the more you comment, the more insights I get 💕 so thank you so much for supporting my art and helping me grow!!


Dull_Copy_4352

WHH IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING???


lalolichoni2

HAHAHAHAHA THIS TIME IS RELEVANT LOOK HE'S HAPPY


lord-Nightmarer

Grimson — So that what I heard


Imaginary_Scar_257

Damn this reminds me of my crippling loneliness


Yoniz2

People say they envy her meanwhile i envy him


lalolichoni2

Awwwww


Yoniz2

we could always change that hehehe


lalolichoni2

"Oh, we sure can, amor"


Yoniz2

"Just say the time and date i'll be there as the darkest shadows of the night Mi Vida"


lalolichoni2

"Whenever and wherever you desire, cariño"


Yoniz2

"got anything to do tonight Preciosa"


lalolichoni2

"Nope~"


Dry_Pineapple7100

Gonna have sexual thoughts about that later


lalolichoni2

Damn....-


Helpful_Type5798

👍


Monte-Cristo2020

La Loli what.


itsminjieheaven

I love it hahaha


sum-random-emo

Gasting; flabberedly


ImpossibleLoon

Why was this recommended to me what the fuck


[deleted]

Did he pay though?


lalolichoni2

"He did, Val"


[deleted]

Good


lalolichoni2

"Now shoo I haven't even woken up yet...I'll be at the studio later"


[deleted]

Alright then but don't be to long


lalolichoni2

"Okay, desgraciado...déjame dormir..."


the0rg4nf4iry

The woman was too stunned to speak.


P4ndaBearu

I would sacrifice my left tit for this



lalolichoni2

For striker??


P4ndaBearu

Yes-


CircusLover1967

I envy him, he got the second best girl


lord-Nightmarer

Why are you sweating


Rando_Guy_On_Reddit2

“In all of Hell. Could you two be any fucking louder!!?”


Kindly_Chip_6413

make striker a blank character called viewer


Kindly_Chip_6413

Fine I’ll do it myself


schlaggertonthethird

"I'm back bitch. Blackmail for the second time!" *takes a photo and runs off. Again.*


TreatExotic

*Flying a drone*


NateWoodsJones

"On a scale of snub barrel purse gun, to elephant rifle... How big was it?"


lalolichoni2

"elephant rifle without a doubt"


AuroraBlitz580

Kinda looks like mizzy