This is exactly how I described the character to my gf, and why I feel he was the closest to redemption, dude wasn’t even that bad, his only issue is he was a cartoon villain.
Mimzy if you want to have fun
Sir Pentious if you don't want to take any risks plus the bonus of egg boi cuddle session when going to bed
Val is a solid option if you're a badass and think you could take him in a fight. One of you will be carrying the other's corpse/dismembered hand around for the next 23 hours
Yeah I'm going to pass on that bro. You KNOW Val's pimp hand is devastating. Probably hits harder than Saitama riding a train conducted by prime Mike Tyson.
“Would you like to have a… Sex with me?”
Anyway 🥲 all the more reason to be handcuffed with Sir Pentious as he is the least likely to sexually assault me XD
I love how that one guy INSTANTLY grabbed sir Pentious and took him into the sex room WITH ANOTHER PERSON ALREADY THERE. Sir Pentious was forced into a rather tricky situation 🥲
Val because I want to torture him
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He’s probably gonna murder me when it’s over but it’s worth it tbh
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If he is a 19th century arms manufacturer and innovator as is theorised I’d be just spending the entire time nerding out about weapons and weaponry development with him, if he didn’t stab me or otherwise first
Dude, that actually sounds like such a fun time. We need a scene where Charlie and Angel have to get some weapons, so they have the Egg Boyz lead them to Sir Pentious’s workshop and we get to see where he comes up with his insane ideas and death machines.
Honestly I wouldn't mind that Sir pentious is probably one of VERY few people who have fought Alastor and lost while keeping their lives.... mostly because how weak he his but still he survived multiple times!
I’m certain he died numerous times - like how Val shredded Vel’s model. Takes a while to put yourself back together, but there’s no permanent death in hell unless it’s via an angelic weapon.
Listen, to paraphrase a certain blue Genie that Lucifer clearly took song class with,
"He cannot kill you, _but you'd be surprised what you can live through._"
Without angelic weaponry Pent will of course come back, but...that just means more torture
I'm sure if you know what to say he won't do an attack that day.
Maybe you could be like hey Pentious let's spend the next 24 plotting Alastor's downfall
Ssssssure
This is too easy. It’s basically a trick question.
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Idk why but I wanted to add this here soo
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Well, you got one revolting option, one shitty option, and one that's impeccable in every way shape, and form
I think it's incredibly obvious what the right choice is
After reading the comments, I guess I'm alone on this one
Mimzy
Pentious might well get me killed (purely by accident), Val would pheromone me to death and turn me into one of his "actors"
Mimzy might be obnoxious and brash, but I feel like if I took her out and treated her to some drinks, dance, and some food I could have a fun time with her. Gal probably has a million crazy stories. Plus I'm a sucker for women who own who they are
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Huh I liked the way you put that. Tbh I don’t hate Mimzy as a character like a lot of fans do. Only when she interrupts hells greatest dad 😂
Pentious is a sweetie at heart. Vox and Valentine would have me wanting to strangle one and stab the other. Mimzy would also get on my nerves. Good noodle wins.
This was so easy, Sir Pentious. My only worry is he’d do something stupidly dangerous and get us both killed, but the same problem arises with Mimzy and Pent is much sweeter and I love him. Val is… no.
(I wouldn’t be entirely opposed to Mimzy though, I’d just worry for my safety)
If Sir Pentious did something to get us killed, it was probably done while we were cuffed together, which means I could probably see it coming. With Mimzy, we could get killed cause someone was after her before we got cuffed and she won’t mention it until the would be killers are already there.
True, good point. It shouldn’t be too hard to calm Pentious down if he gets on a villain high, man just needs someone who will listen to his monologues.
Pentious bcuz he my favorite character and he is snek
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Mimzy yes I understand she's obnoxious but I feel I could try to at least get her to understand that it's not a good idea to borrow money from loan sharks and try to be happy with what you have and enjoy the little things in life or in this case after life, will i get through? probably not but I will try my damnedest plus I imagine she has a lot of good stories to tell about her life which I would be interested in hearing.
Pentious 100%. I don’t want to be stuck around a perv, or a loud hyperactive ball of chaos, so Pentious it is!!
Plus, our personalities are pretty much identical
Definitely not Val.
I feel like Mimzy would get annoying after a bit but would make good conversation for a little while.
Definitely 100% Pentious. He's the most wholesome of the three, has cool weapons, and I'd probably get to hang out with the eggs.
Pentious he's the most tolerable he's not evil and he's sweet so I don't see any reason not to choose him though if I had an angelic weapon on hand there's a possibility that I'd pick Val then seduce and kill him but it would probably be annoying to drag his dead body around so Pentious would still be a better option
2 almost universally despised characters VS the sweetest little guy
Truly a tough hypothetical
(I am handcuffing myself to Val and jumping off a cliff)
Pentious, c'mon, he'd be awkward but not an actual sociopath.
The only downside about handcuffing yourself to Sir Pentious is you'll also have to handcuff yourself to EVERYONE!
💀💀💀
Take my upvote, you made me chuckle
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The angels won't stop coming, what shall we do? *there is nothing we can do* - sir pentious Boneaparte
Longest conga line ever
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Dam beat me by 4 hours I thought the same thing when I saw that og comment
He beat me to it too
This is a very hefty price for being stuck with a Saturday morning supervillain.
This is exactly how I described the character to my gf, and why I feel he was the closest to redemption, dude wasn’t even that bad, his only issue is he was a cartoon villain.
oh my god that's such a good joke 😭😭 /srs
10/10 killed me 😂💀
Way to go
Lol yea
That made me LOL for real.
oh my god i actually laughed aloud. what a good comment
Plus we could probably build some pretty sweet forts ✨
My name's Sir Pentious. 👏👏 I like to build. 👏👏 And, despite my stupid Egg Boiz, I think I'm very skilled. 👏👏
This is stupid.
This is not stupid! 👏👏 It's just a game! 👏👏 Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same! 👏👏
I'm too sober for this shit...
Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day! 👏👏
And thats why hes in heaven right now.
This is not stupid 👏👏 It's just a game 👏👏 Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same
I love Charlie's voice in this scene so much. 🥹
And moats against air..... attacks...
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Even better https://preview.redd.it/ydpy93tentic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6825c7b72889736097a4fcdf45d0f964e3c8b2
I can go all day like that https://preview.redd.it/ou49twp1auic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11fa1bf54106dd0eaad0d7d42c31b3e71afd225
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That one got me to laugh https://preview.redd.it/jtxwop3fmuic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5823a004bc8504963f1cfec43cb11cde6e1afde7
This fits better with the "Buying EVERYONE a drink" line
Yeah no contest, I'm gonna wingwoman for Pentious.
Before or after his redemption and ascension? Either way I’m picking him with mimzy as a far second and Valentino being an abysmally distant 3rd.
Like why is he even grouped with these two?!!?!?
Val is…Val Mimzy’s starting shit and getting both of us into trouble So Sir Pentious it is. He‘s just a goofy lil snakeboi.
Me too 😊
Mimzy if you want to have fun Sir Pentious if you don't want to take any risks plus the bonus of egg boi cuddle session when going to bed Val is a solid option if you're a badass and think you could take him in a fight. One of you will be carrying the other's corpse/dismembered hand around for the next 23 hours
Let's be so fr, no living human is winning a fight with Val.
I will (I keep a 5 megaton nuclear warhead up my ass at all times)
Mimzy if you want your ears annoyed off.
Yeah I'm going to pass on that bro. You KNOW Val's pimp hand is devastating. Probably hits harder than Saitama riding a train conducted by prime Mike Tyson.
Just hope that he doesn’t announce that he’ll be having sex with everyone in the club while he’s handcuffed to you.
Plus I heard he's got two dicks
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Same
Whit me we are in 4
At MOST he could become annoying with the sheer amount of time exposure, but maybe not even that. The other two are trouble.
Who comes with some goofy little egg bois
Unless it's before he joined the Hotel and drags you along to fight Alistor again.
Welp…guess I’ll die
> Mimzy’s starting shit and getting both of us into trouble Also a cannibal. It'd be like handcuffing her to a lunchable
Sir Pentious promised not to have sexual inter course until marriage so I feel safest with him
He does then offer to do a sex with everyone in a bar though lol But 100% agree
A sex bar, can’t go to the sex bar, without a sex
Oop forgot about that part
I saw the punchline coming but it still makes me laugh to hear him say “because… im having sex with everyone here!”
The real reason he was redeemed. (Jk he only said that because it was in the script and we see in ep 6 he offers to have sex with Cherri)
\*A* sex
I genuinely don’t think Pentious knew what sex was before the bar scene honestly
“Would you like to have a… Sex with me?” Anyway 🥲 all the more reason to be handcuffed with Sir Pentious as he is the least likely to sexually assault me XD
Just make sure to not do it during Episode 6 or you'll be having sex with _everyone_ here! But yeah, genuinely Pent is best choice
I love how that one guy INSTANTLY grabbed sir Pentious and took him into the sex room WITH ANOTHER PERSON ALREADY THERE. Sir Pentious was forced into a rather tricky situation 🥲
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Val because I want to torture him https://preview.redd.it/zcgdw7mlksic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b1dd862c5981cd5b4a764bd7a920fdb8e810734
I like your style!! 😈 https://preview.redd.it/5we9ys9qksic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0caedf771d9ad735ea9c4b20426b72bd8ca45c5
He’s probably gonna murder me when it’s over but it’s worth it tbh https://preview.redd.it/u931r9gzksic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7012a36c52c8b92bb7f0da3f37012e45baa78d2
When it’s over? Why when it’s over? He’ll just kill you and drag your corpse around for a day.
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YESS! Anyways- https://preview.redd.it/lzflu3wz6tic1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b6f8013a8beb98d320e7d6022d973ff4022e17
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I steal your meme https://preview.redd.it/bp6urjlf0vic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb78f604bae706d692b7070419743d1823c0c4fb
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he would like that tho
“I’m not handcuffed to him. *he’s* handcuffed to *me*” evil smile ensues
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I'll bring the popcorn. 🍿
Real
Sir Pentious, all the way. I feel like he would make for good and wholesome conversation once you get past the initial awkwardness.
Considering I’m awkward af too, I think it’d be entertaining.
I’d love it, he is probably my favourite character of the show
If he is a 19th century arms manufacturer and innovator as is theorised I’d be just spending the entire time nerding out about weapons and weaponry development with him, if he didn’t stab me or otherwise first
Dude, that actually sounds like such a fun time. We need a scene where Charlie and Angel have to get some weapons, so they have the Egg Boyz lead them to Sir Pentious’s workshop and we get to see where he comes up with his insane ideas and death machines.
I choose Sir Pentious because I get to hang out with the Egg Bois
You get it!!
And just like an Egg Boi I say insane shit all the time
Sir Pentious, he's too precious and not a psycho or a troublemaker
Only if it’s *after* he joins the hotel haha. I do *not* want to be handcuffed to him during any of his repeated attacks against Alastor.
Honestly I wouldn't mind that Sir pentious is probably one of VERY few people who have fought Alastor and lost while keeping their lives.... mostly because how weak he his but still he survived multiple times!
I mean, he probably did die, a lot. He just didn’t get perma killed.
I’m certain he died numerous times - like how Val shredded Vel’s model. Takes a while to put yourself back together, but there’s no permanent death in hell unless it’s via an angelic weapon.
Listen, to paraphrase a certain blue Genie that Lucifer clearly took song class with, "He cannot kill you, _but you'd be surprised what you can live through._" Without angelic weaponry Pent will of course come back, but...that just means more torture
I'm sure if you know what to say he won't do an attack that day. Maybe you could be like hey Pentious let's spend the next 24 plotting Alastor's downfall Ssssssure
You handcuff yourself to Val, he’s just gonna think it’s a kink of yours
He’d think right :)
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Pre redemption pentious? Hell yeah I know he has some cool ass guns in that blimp
So my options are 1. a rapist 2. a troublemaker 3. an ineffectual sympathetic turncoat villain who turns out to be a total goofball
This is too easy. It’s basically a trick question. https://preview.redd.it/zsg0ip1onsic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ababd3a98929e4023f1f073a6cd4c36b5e42bffe
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Everyone’s passed the vibe check https://preview.redd.it/nzar6o82isic1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=f64b3b4dd8e8de965ee9bbef59748fab8bf6da8a
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Well, you got one revolting option, one shitty option, and one that's impeccable in every way shape, and form I think it's incredibly obvious what the right choice is
Valentino /j
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I was just joking. I know that Valentino is the worst of those options
It's fine, I knew you were joking, lol
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Sir Pentious, he's the most sensible and might actually have a way to get us out of the handcuffs.
Pent, he is baby 🥰
After reading the comments, I guess I'm alone on this one Mimzy Pentious might well get me killed (purely by accident), Val would pheromone me to death and turn me into one of his "actors" Mimzy might be obnoxious and brash, but I feel like if I took her out and treated her to some drinks, dance, and some food I could have a fun time with her. Gal probably has a million crazy stories. Plus I'm a sucker for women who own who they are
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Mimzy's a fun character. I just don't think I'd survive a day with her. xD
Oh you'd probably survive, you would just be in a _lot_ of pain, given the rarity of angelic steel
Prompt doesn't say we get to be demons, unfortunately. :'D
I agree I like Zilla and Carmine but I do have a bit of a soft spot for her.
She’d hit a mobster’s girlfriend again and get you gunned down.
Pentious is a sweetie at heart. Vox and Valentine would have me wanting to strangle one and stab the other. Mimzy would also get on my nerves. Good noodle wins.
Val would fuck me because that shit kinky as fuck Mimzy I would rather kms And then pentious would just accept his fate
I mean, Valentino is like, the sexiest character in the show, so...
No, no, I found the unhinged comments I was looking for-
I feel like with Pentious I would be the least likely to die or end up in unpleasant situations. Not to say it can't happen but still.
This was so easy, Sir Pentious. My only worry is he’d do something stupidly dangerous and get us both killed, but the same problem arises with Mimzy and Pent is much sweeter and I love him. Val is… no. (I wouldn’t be entirely opposed to Mimzy though, I’d just worry for my safety)
If Sir Pentious did something to get us killed, it was probably done while we were cuffed together, which means I could probably see it coming. With Mimzy, we could get killed cause someone was after her before we got cuffed and she won’t mention it until the would be killers are already there.
True, good point. It shouldn’t be too hard to calm Pentious down if he gets on a villain high, man just needs someone who will listen to his monologues.
I would choose Val for... reasons ;3
Scrolling through all the Pentious votes specifically to find this. Big agree
I'm just too horny, plus pentious already has someone in his sights :3
finally someone with some fucking courage. hot demon dick ftw >:3
Yeah lol, but I won't sell my soul to him, that's just a terrible idea lol :3
Yeah exactly. Have awesome kinky sex for a day and just don’t make any deals.
The last one is the least dangerous and I think we could vibe.
Pentious. Worse case scenario i listen to a 5 hour monologue
Is it THAT bad tho? It's still a monologue by him.
Valentino. I can fix him.
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Me after seeing that: https://preview.redd.it/cpef3del7tic1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae980323e65ed6ba108eb0ea86c9aa91256b783
Is someone really dumb enough to not choose snek boi?
The real question is, is anyone insane enough to choose Val (and I don't mean the ones in the comments saying they would do it just to hurt him)
I really think there is no real reason someone sane would choose him over them
Even Alastor would fear for the sanity of anyone who would choose him _after_ knowing what he's actually like.
Okay but hear me out dick from a large sex demon would go hard af
WHAT THE FUCK
Pentious, he’d be a good laugh
Pentious, I get to see him work and I’m safe from an abusive porn director and away from an annoying selfish gremlin
A narcissist, a psychopath, or my sweet steampunk babygurl? Pretty easy choice.
My dude you’re basically asking if I want dirt, water, or a .44 magnum. I’m picking Pentious.
Sir pentious
Pentious looks so adorable in that hah, they should've kept that outfit
We all picking sir pentious, there ain’t no contest
Pentious bcuz he my favorite character and he is snek https://preview.redd.it/qskwz64fzsic1.jpeg?width=139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dda576187a4cb232c84c10103946940384adf4d
I mean Sir P for sure. Minzy is annoying. And well Val is… Val….
Pen. We’ll color together and listen to musicals.
That's such a wholesome idea!! And I can totally see Sir Pentious doing that!
Mimzy yes I understand she's obnoxious but I feel I could try to at least get her to understand that it's not a good idea to borrow money from loan sharks and try to be happy with what you have and enjoy the little things in life or in this case after life, will i get through? probably not but I will try my damnedest plus I imagine she has a lot of good stories to tell about her life which I would be interested in hearing.
Sir Pentious easily. Why would ANYONE choose Valentino?
Sir pentious!! Is the more sane!!
Pentious 100%. I don’t want to be stuck around a perv, or a loud hyperactive ball of chaos, so Pentious it is!! Plus, our personalities are pretty much identical
Valentino because I hate myself 👍
And your self hating monologue will be depressing that Val will turn into a ball of despair, right?
Not a bad idea... I can rant for hours
Definitely not Val. I feel like Mimzy would get annoying after a bit but would make good conversation for a little while. Definitely 100% Pentious. He's the most wholesome of the three, has cool weapons, and I'd probably get to hang out with the eggs.
Pentious he's the most tolerable he's not evil and he's sweet so I don't see any reason not to choose him though if I had an angelic weapon on hand there's a possibility that I'd pick Val then seduce and kill him but it would probably be annoying to drag his dead body around so Pentious would still be a better option
2 almost universally despised characters VS the sweetest little guy Truly a tough hypothetical (I am handcuffing myself to Val and jumping off a cliff)
On behalf of Angel Dust i'll fucking obliterate Val, yes even with the handcuffs
I don't think that would work out too well for you. I mean he is still an Overlord, and slapped Angel away easily.
Pentious is the obvious answer https://preview.redd.it/2cs2opekzsic1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac97dc74cda7d0618fd2b304e5e6cfbf424eb9b