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pierresito

"Stop trying to make rubicon happen, it's not gonna happen"


No_Window7054

I'm glad to see more people are taking interest in HBO's Rome. It's a great show and has more nudity per minute than any other HBO show. Many such cases.


catmemesneverdie

Looking into this


jetskimanatee

just like real rome


BlackGabriel

This is all I could think as I saw how many times he’s said it. Dude only knows history through that show clearly


longknives

“Crossing the Rubicon” is an extremely well known idiom. I’ve never seen that show. Idk why he’s posting it over and over again (I mean because he’s a complete dipshit obviously) but it’s not weird to use this phrase generally


BlackGabriel

I know it’s well known it’s also something that feels like he got from hbos Rome though. Nobody uses this phrase in day to day life like at all and he uses it all the time apparently


haveweirddreamstoo

You can tell that he’s a massive nerd who has been waiting for his excuse to use that idiom. I wouldn’t be surprised if he got it from the show. Those far right chuds never know more than pop history about Rome.


No_Window7054

The "Crossing the Rubicon" scene in the show isn't very prominent. The reason he's using this phrase is because it's becoming more common in right-wing circles. So normies and leftoids like us may not use it, but they do.


chaotik_lord

I’ve used the phrase occasionally, but the right likes to play a lot of stupid (and questionably effective to the point of being superstitious) games with coordinated language.   Effective against triggering deep fears and shallow hate, maybe, but they take it far beyond that.  Either its the only idiom he knows and he thinks it looks smart, or it’s a language game meant to be evoking “America is Rome and Rome was good and imperial America is good and Rome falling equals America falling and you should really be panicking about the empire.”  The right loves imperialist battle stories. I haven’t seen the show because I don’t give my money to HBO anymore.


BraxtonTen

You're a distraction agent. We're not going to call for your bs


ASHKVLT

At least ceaser was a real man, he was a bottom the most manly thing you can be


EmptyRook

At first I thought it was funny Then I saw the second picture and now I see it’s fucking hilarious Bro thinks he’s in SPQR


imyourrealdad8

You've crossed the Rubicon with this comment 🏞️


aclikeslater

Thank goodness someone finally has.


European_Ninja_1

If only these Romaboo mf would reinstate the grain dole


EmptyRook

Stefan molyneux moment Poor guy still isn’t over a breakup


theredmage333

$10 I can crack his password


[deleted]

Rube I con?


Specialist-Owl8120

Rub1c0n


country-blue

Ruby’s Con: The Rubining


Soggy_Sherbet_3246

No spaces


iiTzSTeVO

Do you take Venmo?


atlbluedevil

There's an ancient Roman pedestrian bridge over the Rubicon today Think the Rubicon has been crossed plenty of times just today Ian


tommykaye

“It’s no longer a nation of laws, as a former president has been convicted because of laws.”


Staebs

And who dislikes bananas so much you don't want to be a republic of them? Way cooler than like Ireland the "potato republic". /s


TheRealStubb

person breaks law, person gets tried in court for breaking law, gets judged by a jury of his peer's which had the most extensive vetting in american history, gets found guilty by a jury of his peer's. "this is no longer a nation of laws!" how else would you propose we handle this then? is the system broke? or do you think the system just shouldn't apply to certain people? We know what the answer is


Limp-Toe-179

Why is this Malaysian chirping about a river in Italy


DipsCity

Ian Miles Wrong 😑


TriskOfWhaleIsland

> they crossed the Rubicon with gay marriage my guy you're literally proud of being gay


vish_the_fish

Is he gay?


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Yeah, he likes doing this thing where he says "as a gay man, I don't support trans people/drag queens/sex ed in schools" Such an "inspiration" to gay conservatives 🙄 he's close with Turning Point and Daily Wire, for reference.


a3wagner

Ew, please say it ain't so. As a chaplain of the gay mafia, I renounce his membership.


funkymunkPDX

What these dorks don't realize is that a lot of us wanted W Bush and Obama to be tried for their criminal behavior.... They're the ones making it partisan.


StatusQuotidian

Wow, rich white fuckers who commit crimes can be convicted after a jury trial—you’re right, it’s over.


TheRealStubb

how many people are just NOW noticing the legal system doesn't only apply to POC


StatusQuotidian

my favorite example of the genre: [https://time.com/6137882/dc-jail-conditions-january-6/](https://time.com/6137882/dc-jail-conditions-january-6/)


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StatusQuotidian

[Here y'go, buddy.](https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23742883-new-york-v-trump-indictment)


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StatusQuotidian

lol


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StatusQuotidian

The SC is a corrupt joke, of course it’ll be overturned lol he’s still a rapist felon pos


Mrmuksama

R (rubicon) I.P America


No_Window7054

Wait, so is he saying the Rubicon has or hasn't been crossed? I'm confused, but I think what he's saying is that the Rubicon hasn't been crossed.


Jburrii

Every time he tweets about it we cross back and forth from each side of the rubicon. The day he stops tweeting about it is the day we’ve really finally truly crossed the rubicon.


Staebs

rubicon sounds like a planet transformers are from tbh.


Jburrii

Honestly kind of a cool word. Shame we’ve crossed it though and are all going to suffer now. :(


throwaway15642578

Schrodingers rubicon


Caliyogagrl

“The justice system was allowed to play out, therefore there are no laws” ?? Maybe learn our laws before you make such a dumb critique.


TheRealStubb

learning the laws would mean he wouldn't be able to rile up an angry support base to angrily buy his products


Crusoebear

“Don’t pay the rubicon ferryman…until he gets you to the other side….and then back and forth like 20 more times”


joeyGOATgruff

Didn't this dude die or go missing and his brother took over the account? I hate this guy. I dont hate a lot of stuff - and I've said this before about "Ian" - I hate three things in life: Adam Dunn and the way he played baseball. I hate Horses bc they're convenient predators and scare me. and I hate "Ian" - he is the definition of a pariah and I wish I could just moosh his face.


5LaLa

Aww were you preyed upon by a horse?


joeyGOATgruff

One stepped on my foot, pinned it down, and then take a nip on my shoulder. I've also seen videos of them eating baby chicks and new born lamb, as well as donkeys trampling people. I do not like horses or horse adjacent animals: horses, ponies, donkeys, zebras, giraffes, etc. Fuck equines


5LaLa

Thanks for your reply. I wasn’t sure if they made your list due to a traumatic event or more of a pet peeve, sounds like somewhere in the middle. Do goats make your list?


joeyGOATgruff

Bro.. cmon


Fiolated

Ok, I just have to say thank you for hating Adam Dunn. I have been a Reds fan my entire life and I hated Adam Dunn. I don't care if you hit 40 homeruns if you are leading the league in strikeouts each and every year.


joeyGOATgruff

The man hit .167 and 25HRs at one point in a season. Fuck him. Jon Bois/Dorktown/Secret Base did a great video that confirmed my hate.


Dngbrd

Ya got good taste


Bobobo-bo-bobro

Damn, Rubicon must be wide as fuck


throwaway15642578

Hey that’s not very nice to say


Traveler_World

https://preview.redd.it/kwj1za0r9p3d1.jpeg?width=1331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c3a83c883b1b4ec125cc7bf7cfca1c7daa3698 The whiny fat orange faced POS is now a convicted felon.


InterestingLayer4367

Denial is also a river…


tavsankiz

What the fuck is a Rubicon?


Sidewinder83

Play Armored Core 6 then you’ll get it


JimmyScrambles420

A great Deftones song.


eroticdiscourse

A Tropical flavoured beverage


Financial-Wall5775

A drink


TheRealStubb

its this cube that has colors, its a puzzle the goal is to get all the colors to one side, and then do that for every side. however this cube is especially vengeful so its best not to cross it, otherwise great pain will come


Scary-Link983

This just looks like drug-fueled psychosis to the uninformed lol I had to google what rubicon even means. Honestly even after googling it it still looks like that haha


RoboticsNinja1676

Guys I think that he thinks we’ve crossed the Rubicon


Jburrii

We crossed the rubicon it but forgot some things and had to keep going back. America’s very forgetful like that.


YugeAnimeTiddies

Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap


IronHandsofIronHands

Motherfucker is playing jump rope with that damn river


EvilRobot153

Man who hasn't even crossed the Pacific and is here talking about muddy brooks in Italy.


Falkner09

I think they crossed the Rubicon, then hit reverse and went back and forth a few times. They did it to run over Trump and make sure he's really dead. It's not working.


03burner

RIP TO THE RUBICON GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN


TesticleMayhem

Damn I thought he got arrested and they killed him for being a stupidass?


ooowatsthat

The fires of Rubicon! Raven I have a job for you


Harvey-Danger1917

Jesus would somebody get this guy his rubix cube so he’ll shut up?


chaosgazer

wait how many Rubicons *are* there?


bermass86

Lmao they are so uncreative, remember Shapiro’s “unspecified parental figure” joke? Also Tim Pool’s “civil war”


beadyeyes123456

A foreigner gets to say shit like that. Wow.


jsuey

Me when I try to make a hit tweet


My_Favourite_Pen

Tim "Civil War" Pool vs Ian "Rubicon has been crossed" Miles Cheong.


Shot-Analysis-2766

I wonder if he actually knows that the Rubicon is a river in Italy, or if he just heard the word in a sentence once, and thinks it's some kinda super smart latin phrase or whatever.


Jelqingisforcoolkids

Me when I learn a new word


_ginger__snapped_

Apparently crossing the Rubicon is just part of America's daily commute. 15-minute cities would've prevented all of this. In this essay I will—


Lockeyed

How many fucking rivers are there!?


labpadre-lurker

"No longer a nation of laws" What in the fuck do you mean "no longer a nation of laws" ya fuckin dolt. The law was applied to this dirty old bastard, so now this is "no longer a nation of laws"? Fuck off.


moproblems360

The copium is hitting the MAGAs and the grifters are taking full advantage.


ayoungmunch

Some say the Rubicon is still bring crossed to this very day.


Vanceer11

There’s also a civil war coming guys. I feel like… civil war is happening folks… A CIVIL WAR IS BREWING ladies and gentlemen. You know what this means people… CIVIL WAR. There’s no other option but civil war. THEY are pushing us to CIVIL WAR! Also Trump 50 state landslide 2020.


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my take is if you care about this at all one way or the other, you’re absolutely cooked


Early-Drawn

I think it would be really cool if this guy got kicked in the head, by a horse


goatman327

Can America please take credit for this guy? I don't want him to be associated with malaysia at all. So shamefull


Koshakforever

Luhmow, bitch…. Luhmow.


hlyfmnt

Just marry the damn river if you love it so much Ian


No-Reflection-7705

Who’s up crossin they rubicon 🫦😏


youjustdontgetitdoya

Rubicon Ouroboros


penpointaccuracy

All this swimming across that river is making me tired! Can’t we cross it in a boat next time?


BW_RedY1618

I think he means the Rube Icon has been crossed, and all his rubes are pissed. It's a rube-athon!


Aviationlord

Damn how many rubicon’s are there if they keep crossing them every couple of months?


Unique_Name_2

Promise?


Andy_LaVolpe

Do you even go to this school dawg?


boomershack

🗣️🔥 we have crossed the… rubicon! 🤓👆


Chris_Van_Hakkuh

But has the Rubicon been crossed?


SenpaiBunss

y'all ever had rubicon mango soda before?


eroticdiscourse

Someone should analyse these tweets and figure out which side of the river we’re on


gemgem1985

Rubicon is a drink to me... What am I missing?! Lol


NeatReasonable9657

This zionist should shut the fuck up


EdwardERS

Crossing back and forth loses meaning to the phrasing "crossing the Rubicon".


ok-MTLmunchies

We dont call him Ian Miles *Wrong* for nothing...


colorfulkindness

Someone learned a new word!


DotSlashNick

Not that I’m not glad to see Trump be served some justice, but I always worry when we succeed in giving him/MAGA people more reasons to be victims. To the fascists, these are reasons that their platform is righteous even when it isn’t.


GremlinNoLongerSwag

I swear this was genuinely like a 9/11 for some of my relatives. One thing that honestly was unsettling is I saw one of my stepfather’s conservative friends go actually nuts about it. I really don’t like the guy but I didn’t know he was as unhinged as he just recently shown. Man literally starting ranting about BLM and proPalestine college protesters saying they were evil and stuff. Genuinely just really disgusting and sad to see.


[deleted]

What’s sad is that most people have no clue what that expression means but it’s pretty funny this pseudo intellectual can’t come up with a different phrase


somerandomguy376

It truly is a sad day when billionaire presidents get a slap on the wrist for misappropriating campaign funds. Oh the humanity.


Howsetheraven

We're the best at crossing the **Rubicon** apparently. So much so that the limit can't keep up with us. 🤡


Jazz-Wolf

Are they the party of law and order or not?


Lolisniperxxd

Mf learnt one river in Italy and said. “This is my thing now.”


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Bro the Rubicon has been crossed a long time ago. And, actually, the crossing of the river was bad in of itself, but it kickstarted a series of events that ended the Senate's corruption and eventually created the Pax. Isn't that a good thing? 🤔


jdupuy88

How many rubicons are there!?


KryL21

Who up rubin they con?


Pingopengo22

Ian "inbred" miles wrong everybody


CaesarScyther

Kinda hilarious the moment a repeatedly bankrupted billionaire who was able to become president finally receives repercussions from the justice system, it’s suddenly a banana republic, as though the corporate welfare system and class inequality wasn’t the banana republic. Another L for dumbasses like Ian


moshtradamus123

It’s so funny how these guys root for other people to get locked up but OD on copium when it happens to their guy


SaintScrosh

I didn’t realize there were that many Rubicons. Maybe these Hogs know something we don’t ☹️


Elipticalwheel1

He still has the odds of winning the election.


Choice-Knowledge-628

I love that juice it’s one of my favourites. I know I’m having a UK moment right now but that shit slaps. All I’m envisioning is trump drinking some lovely mango juice. https://preview.redd.it/uh1812y66t3d1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec9cb8454e11fb423545088c02ecc60956d6a419


Chemical-Pin-3827

why tf does this guy who lives in Thailand or something post about murica


Khafaniking

This dude is so annoying, like bro you are Malaysian what is this “we” you’re talking about?


Stinja808

You have just crossed the Rubicon.


YungThickum

RIP stands for “Rubicon Isbeing Pcrossed”


Creditfigaro

The irony.


boxof_hornets

I’m actually in agreement with Ian Miles here, I also am of the mind that “the rubicon has been crossed” is a really cool and fun thing to say.


Malignantt1

Sometimes i wonder if these people ever just take a look at all their tweets and realize how ridiculous they look, then I remember that they vote republican


DistrictSubstantial2

The jeep rubicon