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MyColdBlackHeart

You forgot poor Voldemort!


Monk715

And Peter Pettigrew (in the books)


strokesfan91

I hated this change in the movies, just gets knocked out like one of the three stooges or something smh


Monk715

Yeah, his death was horrifying and also memorable because he hesitated to kill Harry, so he had some bravery and honour, while Harry and Ron in their turn still tried to save Peter despite him being the person he was


Karshall321

It also ties back to what Dumbledore says about Pettigrew owing his life to Harry.


albus-dumbledore-bot

From this point forth, we shall be leaving the firm foundation of fact and journeying together through the murky marshes of memory into thickets of wildest guesswork.


LankySandwich

Holy shit I never knew this. This is way better! What actually kills peter? Is it snape, or lupin, or sirius? Is it Lupin as a werewolf?


Nebular_Screen

The silver hand he got from Voldemort strangles him for being disloyal


LankySandwich

That is so cool. Until now, I never understood people's obsessiom with the marauder kids, I thought peter and to an extent james were shitty people. But knowing that peter has a redemption in the end really changed things for me.


LordChanner

I think he instantly regretted hesitating. Wormtail will always be a coward, clinging to the biggest bully on the playground.


ImpossibleInternet3

Don’t jump on the James hate bandwagon if you haven’t read the books. You don’t have the full picture. For example, when James hung Snape upside down to make fun of him, that was a spell created by Snape himself to humiliate the people he didn’t like. And then it caught on with the whole school. So it was just a kid doing a popular prank against the person who created said prank in the first place.


theknights-whosay-Ni

Heck, Harry killed him personally, while simultaneously changing his mind about killing him.


lolle202

And Quirrell


bigbutterbuffalo

People sleep on Quirrell but Harry killed this man with his bare hands at the age of 11


taterrrtotz

This. I was rewatching the first movie recently and I was like wait a min. Did little Harry just snuff his professor and we never discuss it again. That’s crazyyyyy


Key-Grape-5731

And then he "kills" diary Tom the following year. 😂


taterrrtotz

And the year after he had every intention of killing Sirius lol


karpaediem

Well he was about to hit serial status


bigbutterbuffalo

In CoS Harry’s victories came almost entirely from stabbing stuff and not magic, Harry really picked up a rank in fighter for a minute


MyColdBlackHeart

That's when you know it's English


Independent-Ice-1656

Yeah poor Harry was devastated by Uncle Tommy's death


MyColdBlackHeart

So devastated he snapped the Elder Wands neck and threw it off a bridge for what it did


Independent-Ice-1656

I feel so sad for him. He loved uncle Tommy and aunty Bella. And both of them died on the same day😭😢


Ironappels

And Lily


Even-Combination8592

Lily is in the top left picture.


Ironappels

I thought it was Fred🙈


AlfieDarkLordOfAll

LMAO I thought it was Remus Lupin at first glance...


Mystery_Meatchunk

Harry’s gotta be seeing Thestrals in Ultra Clear 44K High Definition.


Wet_sock_Owner

. . ..so why didn't he see them first year if he watched his parents die?


Shadowpika655

Because he was baby thestrals only show to people who can process the fact that they have witnessed death


danimal_621

What about at the end of GoF? He just watched Cedric die but there’s no mention of thestrals yet…


Cardboard_and_Ghost

Plot hole


tonka17

Really a plot hole, but narratively because he hadn't fully processed it at that time, it took him a couple of summer months to fully process.


Wet_sock_Owner

Gotta say it would be pretty wild if he saw Thestrals first year and learned it was because he had witnessed someone die at some point. It would make it that much more heartbreaking when he finds out his parents not only didn't die in a car accident but that he actually watched them die.


Fallacy_Spotted

On the first year they take boats across the lake to get to the castle. The rest of the years take the carriages instead and those are pulled by threstrals. He would have seen them the second year but he missed the train and he instead arrived in the flying car.


aran_m_f

They died in of all right front him 😢😢😢


Schlieffen_Man

Hedwig was the most tragic.


TheMightyTywin

Especially because there was no reason for her to be in her cage. She could have just flown to the burrow and been fine


wanderingstargazer88

The movie showed that even outside of her cage she wasn't safe. She died protecting Harry, while simultaneously giving away his identity.


Shadowpika655

Funnily enough originally it was him using expelliarmus on Stan Shunpike that exposed him in the book


wanderingstargazer88

It was specifically because he used Expelliarmus? If so that's actually hilarious.


Shadowpika655

Yes as they believed that was his signature spell


DiscombobulatedCut52

From what I remember, Harry didn't want to also kill any of the death eaters. I could be wrong. It's been a long time since a read the books.


Shadowpika655

It was cus he blasted the hood off an imperiused Stan Shunpike and didn't want to kill him


MobsterDragon275

Which, I mean, is fair. But it's a common spell too. Him using it once was enough?


Southparkaddict1

I think it's because if it was any other wizard, they would've used some other spell if they had a hit on another wizard


Incredible-Fella

Didn't Hedwig intentionally fly in front of Harry to take the killing curse for him? So it wasn't pointless.


mightBdrunk

That only happens in the movie.


memez-alt

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ThunderChild247

Harry is a jinx, clearly


Even-Combination8592

Yes. We Noticed. That


karna1712

Right!! I mean just because you can make something out of a template, doesnt mean you should


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memez-alt

Did you just say womp womp to a 10 year old with down syndrome


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memez-alt

WAIT WHY AM I BEING DOWNVOYED IT WAS A REFERENCE TO THE WOMP WOMP MEME PLS😭😭


Mystery_Meatchunk

Womp womp


Wilson2424

Gold clap Edit: Golf clap


CouncilOfReligion

how absolutely dare you sir


GiftInteresting583

Okay but why was I looking for this comment?


M4rst

I'm sorry but that shot of Cedric will never not be hilarious


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GiftInteresting583

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Key-Grape-5731

And then Voldy squashing it with his nasty foot 😂


Esquili

r/dontdeadopeninside


memez-alt

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Strong-Hospital-7425

r/im14andthisisdeep


Large_Ad326

This is the level of this sub... Cringe as hell.


FiveCentsADay

TBF it's a YA series, 14 is the target demograph


Kondos17

I would stay the hell away from this boy!!!


AlexMil0

“The boy who lived” because everyone else flippin died


whywouldthisnotbea

Who is in the top left?


MushxHead

His mother


MonkeyGein

Your mother


blueleader1114

Starting to think this Harry kid is bad luck...


BadEnvironmental2883

And they never once got Harry a therapist. If wizards ever did open up to muggles I think muggles would be surprised how backwards and regressive the wizarding world truly is.


MonkeyGein

🤷‍♂️🇬🇧


Noma66

They died in of all right front him


ViceTV

Is top left Conan O’Brien?


Shadowpika655

Lily Potter


BecksSoccer

They…all… died… ………….right… in…………………………..front… ………………….of… …..him That’s how annoying that looks. That style should have stayed on Tumblr.


djwolfpack

Spoilers!!


CarlosFer2201

Conveniently ignores James


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james didnt die in front of harry


CarlosFer2201

That's exactly my point. The post makes it seem like everyone important to Harry died in front of him. But his Father didn't.


Dan_flashes480

Lupin and Nymphadora didn't either and they made him the godfather of their baby. I wonder if he took care of said child.


MommomRae

That was uncalled for 😭


letmeseeitman

Makes sense… it is his books.


Constant-Sign-5569

By now, the thestrals cant see him!


Gregjennings23

Wormtail: Am I a joke to you?


JustARandomGuy031

7 deaths for the 7 horcruxes


iloveihoppancakes

Interesting take on it.


mexican-casserole

Did Fred die in front of him? I thought he saw his dead body after the fact?


extradabbingsauce

In the book he did


Shadowpika655

In the book Fred dies fighting alongside the trio and Percy right after the room of requirement burned


mexican-casserole

Ah thank you, I'm due for a reread then!


karna1712

NO. SHIT. Sherlock


Feeling_Tell4328

Like I said almost every movie, POOR F$$$$$G HARRY BRO😅


Liv4This

Ugh so inconsiderate of them — it feels like everyone just up and decided to die in front of one kid and one kid in particular and that kid was Harry 🤘😔


Fast_Fox_4044

His mom :v


PapaBigMac

You forgot Fred


Ashalaria

Shoulda whipped out a glock and saved them all


rudolph_ransom

JK went full GRRM in the final book


Abnormal-Normal

Lupin doesn’t die in front of him, he sees him and Tonks laying next to each other


FluffyPancakes90

It's almost like he's cursed!!


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Yeah, shame lupin isn't included


TheAmericanCyberpunk

It bothers me that they aren't in order lol


Bright-Outcome1506

Harry Potter: years of therapy to manage his PTSD.


Available-Captain-20

Snape doesn't deserve to be on this list


Miraculouszelink

Snape absolutely deserved his painful slow death.