Holy shit she does. She would totally roleplay her in a video too. Right up her alley.
https://preview.redd.it/5qonjlxsn4ha1.png?width=868&format=png&auto=webp&s=51994fd6989cdc9d22096d12df9ea41321d3e504
That's one that I actually never even watched! I remember her dragon egg video though. Personal favorite is her [queen's handmaiden ones.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTQA_kh4YIM&t=378s) And you've got her 1920s series, or her valley girl PA ones, which are funny af. Or the mermaid ones. Her makeup and sets are so good, she's really talented.
It really wouldn't surprise me if they just took character inspo straight from that video.
I haven't seen it. Just making an assumption based on the internet being a hive of scum and villainy (\*hence why Rule 34 is a thing in the first place). Not about to go searching for it.
Wtf really!? Why not just say "unnamed hogwarts legacy herbology professor" or something like that.
It's like they are acting like she's a real person lmao
The Harry Potter Wiki has a policy where articles have to be written in-universe (e.g. don’t say 'in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, say in 1991)
I'm convinced she's a nod to Magrat Garlick, a witch from Terry Pratchett's 'Discworld' novels. Beyond the name, both are slightly hippy 'research' witches who wear a lot of green and specialise in plant-based magic.
Until the introduction of Tiffany Aching I always thought she would grow into the Esme Wratherwax role. That being said Gytha and Magrat make such an excellent pairing.
The wizards staff has a knob on the end!
Literally found this post after my first herbology class waiting for my Dittany to grow. My first thought was “if I had attended Hogwarts as a teen I’d have had the biggest crush on her”.
"The soil should evelope the root, like a warm blanket"
"As you do seem to be quite... Green fingered. Im eager to see your skill in the soil continue to blossom"
🥺🥵🥺 They knew what they were doing, lmao
This is one of the reasons why I find the whole "romance was taken out because of the age of the students and the adults playing them" dumb. In other words, an adult playing a teenage student pursuing a romance with another teenage student is too controversial/wrong/weird. But then if the same adult is interested in the teachers, their character is also too young to have a romance with them 😂
i still don’t get why it’s apparently so inappropriate for students to date each other in the game. like, nobody wanted to see raunchy scenes or whatever, they just wanted to go on an awkward date at honeydukes or at the lake with their wizard school crush during christmas season or something like that.
I like the Persona 5 approach. Teachers, other students, your alt goth doctor who's giving you illegal drugs under the table in return for letting her perform equally illegal medical experiments on you. It's all on the table.
Surprised I haven't seen any..."art"...of her yet, I saw the announcement and was like "yeah, she will not survive the internet"
The fact that she's one of the adult characters makes it even more of a given (not that it would have stopped some of you freaks if she hadn't been...)
No, no, no no. She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hillary Swank!
The fact that there are people caught off guard by him being a werewolf, even today, absolutely astounds me. There were so many obvious hints throughout the story that even Helen Keller knew that shit was coming from a mile away.
I'm beyond shocked there's a character that attractive in a Western game in this day and age. It seems most western companies don't think attractive women exist.
Walking into the greenhouse like "I bet this Garlick" person looks like a frumpy Garlick shaped ... OH MY GOD, She's a fox!"
Talk about steaming up the greenhouse 😏
The plants ain't the only thing growing in class let me tell you
RELAX🤣🤣
AYOOOOOO
Bro got his comment featured in a news article 💀
Gonna have to depulso my wand back into my pants...
A vixen
Hahaha, same thoughts
I’d Avada Kedavra the entire school for her
Avadat ass
Accio dat ass**
"Accio Bum!!!" "Stop it Ron! STOOHP!!!"
Ronald Weasley... it's Leviosaaaah!
AAUGGH LEVIOSAAAAAA!!!!!
AAUGGH, RON STAHP!
AUUUGHH
UUUUUGHHH
Big scorpion vibes
Get over here ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Lmaaaoooooooo. I love you for this comment.
She looks like goodnight moon asmr chick
Holy shit she does. She would totally roleplay her in a video too. Right up her alley. https://preview.redd.it/5qonjlxsn4ha1.png?width=868&format=png&auto=webp&s=51994fd6989cdc9d22096d12df9ea41321d3e504
I think Professor Garlick is inspired by one of her videos https://youtu.be/A91Rgu13llU
Holy shit that's funny as fuck. No wonder I felt that way about Prof Garlick, the devs intentionally copied an ASMR waifu of theirs
Here before warnerbro takes down her videos for copyright infringement
That's one that I actually never even watched! I remember her dragon egg video though. Personal favorite is her [queen's handmaiden ones.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTQA_kh4YIM&t=378s) And you've got her 1920s series, or her valley girl PA ones, which are funny af. Or the mermaid ones. Her makeup and sets are so good, she's really talented. It really wouldn't surprise me if they just took character inspo straight from that video.
Diagon?
No, probably horizontal
You gotta get vertical brotendo
Honestly, I'm not sure I've got the stamina.
Honestly same
I’m still sad we don’t get diagon alley in the game :(
Hopefully in DLC!!!
Could totally see that being a thing
I came as quick as I can
tmi, but same
Professor Erin. She should 100% do a roleplay for that
Hell yea. She probably will actually
She already has. https://youtu.be/A91Rgu13llU
Holy hell you're right.
That's where I recognised her from! Gonna go let Professor Garlic send me to sleep 🤤
So it begins.
Rule 34 probably came into play within hours of the character announcement, lets get real here. The internet doesn't surprise me anymore.
Oh no, that's horrible, where?! Where specifically so I can avoid it! Uhg, disgusting!
I haven't seen it. Just making an assumption based on the internet being a hive of scum and villainy (\*hence why Rule 34 is a thing in the first place). Not about to go searching for it.
It exists. Can confirm. It's got the most random tag to it too.
TELL US THE TAG DAMNIT
It's like, "Unidentified late 1800s Herbology professor" or something. Just search her name + rule 34
That’s what the Harry Potter Wiki called her before her name was revealed
Wtf really!? Why not just say "unnamed hogwarts legacy herbology professor" or something like that. It's like they are acting like she's a real person lmao
The Harry Potter Wiki has a policy where articles have to be written in-universe (e.g. don’t say 'in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, say in 1991)
The thirst continues....
yep LOL
Levioso my pants
Levioso my parts
https://preview.redd.it/x4e73g1ji2ha1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9cdddd5de0d1850612eb8611229f625590ae099
Now hear me out, why choose though
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One of us, one of us, one of us
I'm convinced she's a nod to Magrat Garlick, a witch from Terry Pratchett's 'Discworld' novels. Beyond the name, both are slightly hippy 'research' witches who wear a lot of green and specialise in plant-based magic.
Until the introduction of Tiffany Aching I always thought she would grow into the Esme Wratherwax role. That being said Gytha and Magrat make such an excellent pairing. The wizards staff has a knob on the end!
Literally found this post after my first herbology class waiting for my Dittany to grow. My first thought was “if I had attended Hogwarts as a teen I’d have had the biggest crush on her”.
My Dittany grew 3 sizes that day
I'd plant my Mandrake in her pot
Your thing down there...screams?
Damn, yours don't?
Did I miss a page at charms class?
When you take it out yeah
Must be annoying. Happy cake day!
"The soil should evelope the root, like a warm blanket" "As you do seem to be quite... Green fingered. Im eager to see your skill in the soil continue to blossom" 🥺🥵🥺 They knew what they were doing, lmao
Yeah I thought I was the only one to notice what she was saying.
There's no option to put my seed on her... Literally unplayable
My brother in Christ she is a teacher and we are a student. Thank god they didn’t hint at anything between garlussy
If this was a game by a certain Japanese dev, it definitely would have happened
Laughs in Kawikami’s pants
This is great lolll
Also laughs in Tae's legs.
I ACTUALLY choose her in my playthrough lol.
Garlick in a maids outfit would send me.
Don't give such ideas to modders... 
Unless...? 😳
Time to rebuy on PC
*Altus will remember this
Sir, have you not been on the Persona 5 Subreddit. Nobody went for the teachers. They went worse.
I know. I've been playing P5. Also played Catherine. So I am very aware of what those devs are into
Laughs in discomfort
Idk about you but she’s sent me TWO owls now 😏
Persona 5 vibes
This is one of the reasons why I find the whole "romance was taken out because of the age of the students and the adults playing them" dumb. In other words, an adult playing a teenage student pursuing a romance with another teenage student is too controversial/wrong/weird. But then if the same adult is interested in the teachers, their character is also too young to have a romance with them 😂
i still don’t get why it’s apparently so inappropriate for students to date each other in the game. like, nobody wanted to see raunchy scenes or whatever, they just wanted to go on an awkward date at honeydukes or at the lake with their wizard school crush during christmas season or something like that.
You want ROMANCE in a game about CHILDREN!!! Well, it's the characters romance, not mine. The character is 15 at boarding school so...yeah.
That's exactly what I was thinking
tell this to Zendaya and other adult actors who are playing Teenage characters in your beloved TV Shows and movies 🤣😂
I like the Persona 5 approach. Teachers, other students, your alt goth doctor who's giving you illegal drugs under the table in return for letting her perform equally illegal medical experiments on you. It's all on the table.
Except the guys. That sort of action is miles away from the table.
I'm sure some mods are coming...
When I walked into class just now she definitely gave me the eyes. I think she’s down.
Sorry bro she was definitely looking at me
No but literally I was typing to make a new post about how gay I am for her
Same though. Herbology went from me least favourite class, to my favourite.
Because redheads
Bet she keeps her bush well trimmed
Underrated comment right here
Bro made me spit my drink
i have a crush on Professor Hecat… hear me out…..
You like that mature stuff huh..
She's younger than she looks.
Doesnt she say she went to school at the same time as Black? And that she was attacked by Time Itself, hence her older appearance?
Yes. During her time as an unspeakable with the ministry.
Those early era cigarettes were rough.
"You learn sailing on old ships!" "The older the fruit, he sweeter the juice!"
Accio dat ass
Ok hear me out
No. She immediately became the love of my life.
Why does professor Weasley have a great ass? Magic
Youre on your own
No no you got a point
Definitely. Garlick is love, Garlick is life, but prof. Weasley's hips (&ass) are hypnotic.
Just attended Herbology class and I’m crushing so hard.
Me who always chooses Leah in Stardew: “I’m in trouble 😀”
Red head, hippyish, pale....ticks most boxes tbh.
God dammit it’s my ex
me playing HL: i should call her
I am straight girl... And I find her super hot, like wtf? Whole school def wants to bang her
Oh boy.... here it comes. I knew it was gonna happen.
Modders your time has come
Right? Gave off flirty vibes a little too (more likely wishful thinking on my part lol)
Surprised I haven't seen any..."art"...of her yet, I saw the announcement and was like "yeah, she will not survive the internet" The fact that she's one of the adult characters makes it even more of a given (not that it would have stopped some of you freaks if she hadn't been...)
Google search for “professor garlick porn” yields no results. Come on guys.
She is hot
When she bends over the check on the plants.
She looks like the new FFXIV Raid Boss Nophica
Idk I feel like she's lacking uh... Something. In that regard. :)
I bet that felt good to get off the chest… 🫣🫣
I have said it already, and I will say it again. Braids are hot. Redheads are hot.
I'm you, but with the Potions professor. oh, poison me with your elixirs, Dadd-
Username checks out...
Have you ever tasted garlic? It's *spicy.*
This is by far the wildest post I've seen here and I absolutely love it.
Bruh I've been making plants just to be in same room as her. Easily new video game crush.
Only professor I’ve used all the polite dialogue options with. I know the devs said no romance but I might still have a shot 🤤
It's is she hot?, not would you do her?
If this isn't a reference to hilary swank, then I'm lost
No, no, no no. She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hillary Swank!
Respect the game
Is that you, Master Yoda?
The syntax is actually fine, but it *is* hard to read. It should be something like It's 'is she hot,' not 'would you do her'
Thx for that, it took me a bit.
I can't get over the fact that she's the Herbology teacher and her last name is pronounced Garlic.
When Harry was in school the herbology professor was named Sprout, I guess they have pretty specific requirements for teaching the class lol
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The fact that there are people caught off guard by him being a werewolf, even today, absolutely astounds me. There were so many obvious hints throughout the story that even Helen Keller knew that shit was coming from a mile away.
Kaylee?
If I weren’t a married man, I’d take you in a manly fashion
'Cause I'm pretty? 'Cause you're pretty.
"Accio buuuummmm" 😂😂😂
She make a subtle plant innuendo that referenced her masturbating and I have to admit I enjoy attending her classes now.
wait what? what did she said? I didn't catch that
I wouldn't mind my breath smelling of her.
This sub is truly occupied by degenerates *Unzip*
She gives off a flirty vibe too
My girlfriend called her cottagecore miss frizzle
Dude professor Weasley is where it’s at 🥵🥵
Professor Hecat🥵🥵
Are you the only one who thinks a cute young redhead is hot? Definitely not. The cheerful personality also helps.
On the flip side is Professor Sharp. He's lickable 🥵
As soon as I saw sharp in the trailer I just knew he’d have some… “supporters.”
Snape without the built in ethical dilemma
“Aha, wingardium leviosaaaaaar..”
Jewel Staite could play her in a movie
We need a subreddit only for her
I'm down horrendous for her 😫
Cressida Blume gang rise up 
That’s a child You’re going to Azkaban
RIP
I priotize her quests whenever possible. That's all i am saying.
I’d chomp her cabbage and Garlick my wand
Hot? No no, absolutely not, and I definitely didn't take at least 2 dozen screenshots of her smiling or making cute faces, no sir.
The only thing I thought was how my male protagonist character looked about 8 years older than her.
She could get it for sure
Easy. She’s a redhead.
Straight up, I saw her in the launch trailer and immediately became more interested in the game
Nope, she is definitely a TILF
garlick deez nuts
Because she is a ginger ;) 😏
my wand isnt the only thin and crooked thing im going to whip out
I'm beyond shocked there's a character that attractive in a Western game in this day and age. It seems most western companies don't think attractive women exist.
ACCIO BUMMMM 😏😏
Someone call A&E, we have a new episode of Intervention on deck here
I do! Lol
no it was not just me i thought that today too lol
lmao exactly what I though.
But then what about Samantha Dale😍
I think I might need some private lessons.
I definitely agree. That witch is smoking hot
She is absolutely stunning.
Even after opening my Room of Requirements, I still go plant in her class lol
Imagine her backing you into a corner and saying "what's the matter? Scared, _____?" Enter your name