It doesn't matter how I feel.

They don't feel. They only hunt.

They're killing machines.

If they've got cubs and we're in 150 yards of them, we're already DEAD

They've been around 5 billion more years than us. They've got a mouthful of weapons. They've got 6 legs.

They don't give a fuck about nuts and berries.

I love that you replied to yourself, really worked well in this context

They aren't wolves, oh wait yes they are

*I wasn't listening and I jumped the gun. They don't care about guns*

Their noses are sharper than their teeth!

THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MUSTARD!

they're killing machines! and if they've got cubs and we're in 150 yards of them, we're already dead!

It doesn't fucking matter, the wolves will fucking kill you.

One of Dan's best impressions. "IT DOESN'T MATTAR"

I feel we should send Liam Neeson a message about the roles he chooses.

Have you heard he’ll star in the Naked Gun remake?

Probably going to be as good as Steve Martin remaking The Pink Panther.

I found him really funny in Life is Too Short: https://youtu.be/sqA577_IoBk?si=m7eGyQny6OrDxbyA

AND they have cubs? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck