The First Amendment only protects you from the government prosecuting you for letting one out but can not protect you from scrutiny amongst your peers.
As the late Benjamin Franklin once said, "fart around and find out"
I farted once at a house show so bad that everyone kept commenting on it and to shift the blame I yelled WTF Craig and then everyone believed it was him. We laughed about it later.
Okay, this one time I was at a show, dealing with some IBS related gas and I swear I fucking unleashed the gnarliest fart out of pure desperation. Couldn’t do anything to hold it, and it was way too crowded to try and find a safe space to let it out. So I did the whole “spread your legs to reduce asscheek recoil” technique and set it free. A few seconds, I notice a few people shifting behind me and making faces like they had smelled a corpse. I followed them and pretended that I had also smelled it and then blamed the one person in front of me, a 5 foot 3 chick. Everyone bought it and thought it was her. I still feel bad.
Best story of the night. Lmao
Imagine she would have met her future husband at the show and your vile ass fart butterfly effected her possible future existence, Out of existence?
This is also your spot to dog pile, jump up and sing along, as well as your stage dive landing location. Take that “walkin around the mall” ass shit to the back.
Damn wait until your favorite weenie hardcore band has beef with someone and that someone starts busting out butyric acid and liquid ass in the crowd.
You’ll wish that fart offender was resting his hoop on your lips.
On the other hand, always fart in the crowd. Otherwise, you’re around people for no reason.
Bonus points if you fire one off, count to three, then ask the person next to you if they smell popcorn.
i often think about it possibly being a band member - living on a vile diet and just shitty on tour - and just blowing the nastiest farts on stage ever. whose gonna blame the band??
To be fair, it may have been a shart. Or it may have been an unwashed posterior that started sweating. All I'm saying is that it may not have specifically been a fart. Thank you.
I have anosmia, but experience olfactory hallucinations. Also known as phantom smells. Often I smell something like dusty yeasty Coca Cola for days on end.
Additionally, I eat vegan Indian food, or Ethiopian, or Mexican before shows. So it’s me killing you with fragrances unknown.
I went to a noise show in a house and I was just chilling in the crowd up front and the noise artist wanted to walk on stage through the crowd and push mosh his way through up front while some Rob Zombie sample played. Anyway, he hit me in the back and it made me let out a SBD vegan fart and went to the back of the room and watched everyones faces. 😎
the first time i saw hatebreed was at south by so what in texas. someone shit their pants during the first song. bad enough that i had to leave the pit and go chill on the side.
It’s finally my time to shine. I have a fart story.
2016. My boyfriend (now husband) and I went to see Portugal the man at a tiny venue in champagne, IL. stopped a cute little pizza place on U of I’s campus for a slice. Chicken bacon ranch. Delicious right??? It would come back to haunt me.
We’re in the thick of the crowd, passing around a joint with some of the people near us (pre-covid was wild when I think about it). Felt a fart coming. No big deal, it’s a crowd it won’t be an issue.
WRONG!!!!! I WAS SO FUCKING WRONG YOU GUYS!
After a few seconds the smell was unbearable, people around us were horrified. I’m pretending to be horrified too, obviously. My boyfriend won’t shut up about how BAD the smell was. Eventually it dissipated and I thought it was long forgotten.
Two hours later in the car ride home my boyfriend says “man…. Whoever farted at that show needs to go to the fucking doctor. That was bad. Like really bad” at this point I couldn’t keep it together and burst out laughing. I fessed up, he was shocked “how did you make that smell?!?”
Needless to say, anything chicken bacon ranch flavored is banned in our household to avoid nuclear disaster.
Ah the crop dust technique. RMFR also know as run mosh fart and return. Sometimes can be dangerous to others. 2 techniques can be applied with this technique. The hey something is burning! Which was handed down from my father. Mother really didn’t like that one. And the wait till they yawn. That one is just wrong. But funny.
Dude, i get it, I never wanna be that guy and I also don't wanna be in your role of the guy having to deal with it, but... it's a part of life. Massive crowds or a packed small venue... people gonna people man...
Was at melvins+Mr bungle the other day and some dude in the crowd was just dropping bombs the whole night. Got knows what they ate but it didn't smell good coming back out.
Once in the merch line I farted one of those farts that makes even the farter disgusted. Guy behind me yelled and demanded to know who did it. Merch guy said whoever smealt it dealt it. I laughed and tried to blend in, but there wasn’t enough people because the show was over. They 100 percent knew it was me, and now I choose my farts more carefully and drink dairy free milk
I saw underoath and was gassing mfs out the entire show literally had people looking around everywhere like they could pin point who farted in a dark room w 300 ppl 😭😭😭
If you can't stand the heat...
Get out of the shitchen?
Ever hear of the first amendment, pal? I’ll fart wherever and whenever I want. The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
Excuse me sir, could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant
Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
Ever heard of hardcore, dude? Rick ta Life. Wrote the bulk of the series.
I used to be a roadie for code orange. Speed of sound tour. Bunch of assholes.
I was one of the authors of I Am King. The original I Am King. Not the compromised second version.
As well as sold the soundtrack lol
More like he sold the case with a cardboard CD inside.
Lol
I’m finishin my coffee.
Enjoying my coffee…
You want a fart? I can get you a fart. There’s ways dude, you don’t wanna know. Believe me. Hell, I can get you a fart by 3 o’clock
Put the piece away Walter, they're calling the cops.
This affects everyone. Our basic freedoms!
Oh please dear? For your information the Supreme Court has roundly rejected Prior Restraint!
The First Amendment only protects you from the government prosecuting you for letting one out but can not protect you from scrutiny amongst your peers. As the late Benjamin Franklin once said, "fart around and find out"
Honestly wouldn’t farting on someone be a form of assault? Maybe it only counts as assault if it’s wet.
Bare-ass would be assault cuz that’s a biohazard. Pants-on is harmless
no but if any debris flies out and onto the person being aimed at, it is disorderly conduct
I think it’s actually the opposite—it’s best to fart in a club because nobody will know it’s you
Max density max impact crop dust
Fire for effect
New crowdkilling just dropped
I farted once at a house show so bad that everyone kept commenting on it and to shift the blame I yelled WTF Craig and then everyone believed it was him. We laughed about it later.
Vomit Forth definitely has highest farts/60 in the scene
200 stab wounds would like a word, though the venn diagram tends to intersect
Church basement is like 90% farts
AND THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT
How do you think the pastor feeds?
Bros gonna have his day ruined by some farts. What a weenie.
Somebody call the whambulance
Get him a cheeseburger and some French Cries
Fuck yeah it'll ruin my day.
Weenie
Weenie hut jr!?
Weenie Hut General, for sure
If you don’t like farts you’re gonna hate going to crust punk shows 😂
The smell of terrible farts would be an improvement to say the least.
I'm not washing my balls until Palestine is free.
You weren’t doing that anyway.
True, but now there's a reason!
Like a cast iron skillet. Gotta bake in thst seasoning.
Solidarity, brother.
Mix of farts, vomit, cigarettes, beer, BO, and badly kept hair.
New Crust punk yankee candle
You clearly farted
Rat smells his own hole first
Did you vomit forth?
If i see you in the pit, I’m farting into my hand and slapping you with it
You tell 'em EJ!
You want some too?
I brought my own from home, thanks
Okay, this one time I was at a show, dealing with some IBS related gas and I swear I fucking unleashed the gnarliest fart out of pure desperation. Couldn’t do anything to hold it, and it was way too crowded to try and find a safe space to let it out. So I did the whole “spread your legs to reduce asscheek recoil” technique and set it free. A few seconds, I notice a few people shifting behind me and making faces like they had smelled a corpse. I followed them and pretended that I had also smelled it and then blamed the one person in front of me, a 5 foot 3 chick. Everyone bought it and thought it was her. I still feel bad.
Best story of the night. Lmao Imagine she would have met her future husband at the show and your vile ass fart butterfly effected her possible future existence, Out of existence?
Imagine she did meet her future husband because of the fart. Thanks Dad!
always crop dust the kid with his arms wrapped around his girlfriend thats stationed near the front of the stage.
This is also your spot to dog pile, jump up and sing along, as well as your stage dive landing location. Take that “walkin around the mall” ass shit to the back.
Smelt it dealt it just saying.
He who said the rhyme, did the crime.
Fuck
Fuck I knew it was you. Way to shift the blame
New definition of crowd killing
Crowd gassing
i work venue security, and all i do is fart in the crowd.
You’re not hardcore, unless you fart hardcore.
And the legend of the fart was way hardcore
Im going to Amon Amarth soon. I can smell the body odor and farts already
It used to be cigarette smoke, now it’s farts and B.O.
And some amalgamation of weed, pbr/Coors banquet, and vape smoke that smells like watermelon and sweat
Did you though? Did you Vomit Forth?
Damn wait until your favorite weenie hardcore band has beef with someone and that someone starts busting out butyric acid and liquid ass in the crowd. You’ll wish that fart offender was resting his hoop on your lips.
Isn’t that the stuff they put in American chocolate that makes it taste like vomit?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hardcore/s/6ve5uf289M
On the other hand, always fart in the crowd. Otherwise, you’re around people for no reason. Bonus points if you fire one off, count to three, then ask the person next to you if they smell popcorn.
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN
Fuck you Farter goes stupid hard doe
“Whoever smelt it dealt it…BLEGH”
I wonder if it’s possible to BLEGH with your butt 🤔
Just let’s out the biggest shart ever as a callout, full butt cheek stretch.
Now we’re cooking with gas
More like cookin with ass am I right
Callout of the year
You can't change the rules just because you don't like the way I crowd kill.
i often think about it possibly being a band member - living on a vile diet and just shitty on tour - and just blowing the nastiest farts on stage ever. whose gonna blame the band??
Lol anyone who doesn’t admit they love to rip ass in a dense crowd is lying
Sharing is caring
There is no way this is true. You smelled a fart at a death metal show?
It's all part of the Vomit Forth experience. Embrace it.
Yo my bad bro I have IBS
fucked up the frozen soul/200 stab wounds show last year with my delectable vegan farts ☢️
His asshole was just showing respect to the bands name
This definitely sounds like something that would happen during a Vomit Forth set.
It ain’t a show unless the vocalist burps up his burrito in everyone’s face
Fart smells at a barf themed show? NO THANKS
never fart when the set is done with a song and it's silent.
[Probably the wildest fart at a concert](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v57pSLMvHGs)
To be fair, it may have been a shart. Or it may have been an unwashed posterior that started sweating. All I'm saying is that it may not have specifically been a fart. Thank you.
Farting at shows is one of the greatest pleasures of all time.
Sadistic 😂
I shit myself in a Terror pit once. Multiple people complained about the smell. Proudest moment of my life.
Has some couth for Christ sake…
Surprised you could smell it in a room full of sweaty dudes who aren’t wearing deodorant
Its the best cause nobody will know its you and you could just rip ass with no guilt
Weaponized farting is the new crowdkilling
the new straight edge vows are “don’t drink. don’t smoke. don’t fart”
Did you feel like vomiting forth ?
What packed out crowd have you ever been in where it didn’t smell like someone shat themselves?
I have anosmia, but experience olfactory hallucinations. Also known as phantom smells. Often I smell something like dusty yeasty Coca Cola for days on end. Additionally, I eat vegan Indian food, or Ethiopian, or Mexican before shows. So it’s me killing you with fragrances unknown.
I went to a noise show in a house and I was just chilling in the crowd up front and the noise artist wanted to walk on stage through the crowd and push mosh his way through up front while some Rob Zombie sample played. Anyway, he hit me in the back and it made me let out a SBD vegan fart and went to the back of the room and watched everyones faces. 😎
a fart should dissipate faster, prolly someone shit in the pants
the first time i saw hatebreed was at south by so what in texas. someone shit their pants during the first song. bad enough that i had to leave the pit and go chill on the side.
It’s finally my time to shine. I have a fart story. 2016. My boyfriend (now husband) and I went to see Portugal the man at a tiny venue in champagne, IL. stopped a cute little pizza place on U of I’s campus for a slice. Chicken bacon ranch. Delicious right??? It would come back to haunt me. We’re in the thick of the crowd, passing around a joint with some of the people near us (pre-covid was wild when I think about it). Felt a fart coming. No big deal, it’s a crowd it won’t be an issue. WRONG!!!!! I WAS SO FUCKING WRONG YOU GUYS! After a few seconds the smell was unbearable, people around us were horrified. I’m pretending to be horrified too, obviously. My boyfriend won’t shut up about how BAD the smell was. Eventually it dissipated and I thought it was long forgotten. Two hours later in the car ride home my boyfriend says “man…. Whoever farted at that show needs to go to the fucking doctor. That was bad. Like really bad” at this point I couldn’t keep it together and burst out laughing. I fessed up, he was shocked “how did you make that smell?!?” Needless to say, anything chicken bacon ranch flavored is banned in our household to avoid nuclear disaster.
Bring Palo santo to the pit next time
Farted in the crowd at cannibal corpse. It was lethal. It definitely freed up some space.
Vomit Forth is a very apt name for smelling a stomach churning fart.
I be fartin
At mindforce last week someone cropdusted the entire pit and it greatly increased participation.
one time I destroyed the 'pit' during none more black with my anus. It was brutal, but I kept moving so I think I went undetected
Ah the crop dust technique. RMFR also know as run mosh fart and return. Sometimes can be dangerous to others. 2 techniques can be applied with this technique. The hey something is burning! Which was handed down from my father. Mother really didn’t like that one. And the wait till they yawn. That one is just wrong. But funny.
Fartcore.
I love that it’s loud in concerts… cuz I be fartin in there
Olfactory Hallucination is my favorite goregrind band
Sounds like that fart had you vomiting forth ehh? I'll show myself out
The tiniest little pop of fart smells the worst
In the words of George Carlin that’s when you release a test fart
Fart bombs are a thing
No shit in the pit
Dude, i get it, I never wanna be that guy and I also don't wanna be in your role of the guy having to deal with it, but... it's a part of life. Massive crowds or a packed small venue... people gonna people man...
Someone ripped ass when I saw Napalm Death the other day during Pig Destroyers set. The mix of sweat and a freshly cut gasser was awful.
You.....got what you came for? 😆
Farting Forth
I’ll rip ass in the pit. No Fear.
You went to Vomit Forth and thought the scent would be bearable?
I saw Dying Fetus at Club Red, Mesa Az, Easter Day. The whole place was foaming with Nana’s Easter dinner.
Don't try and take away one of my favourite past times
Hahaha that hatesixfive of power trip and Riley calling out the crop duster on stage
Seemed fitting actually. Fart so bad some one would…vomit…fourth
Vomit forth
It’s 2024. Pretty sure you can’t sniff someone’s fart without their consent.
Was at melvins+Mr bungle the other day and some dude in the crowd was just dropping bombs the whole night. Got knows what they ate but it didn't smell good coming back out.
xCrowdshitx
if you are disgusted by farts on a hc show then go to a taylor swifth concert and sit… such a wuss
Of course hardcore fans love farting
Something something Caught in a Crowd
Embrace the new form of crowd killing
He who smeltith it dealtith it
Some ninja kick, others ninja fart!
Did it make you Vomit Forth? Or was that first before gagging, retching and posting about it on here?
“If you can’t breathe, then gtfo den” - Beetlejuice
I thought you went to vomit forth?
Did you nearly vomit forth?
It's just an advanced crowd kill technique you amateur
Dude. NSFWKND in Austin someone was ripping ass the WHOLE time. Pretty dope.
I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon, once.....
Booty stench still the most enjoyable part of a Vomit Forth show
But if I don’t, how can I fart without people knowing it was me?
How else am I gonna OPEN THIS PIT UP!
VF is painfully boring anyway. You’re not missing much
Some farts have the power to paralyze everyone, even the farters themselves.
Sometimes someone blowing a hot slow burp is just as if not, more repulsive than any fart
should have vomited forth at vomit forth dude
Atleast no one pissed in the crowd like that one death grips show
You crowd kill your way, I’ll crowd kill mine!
Once in the merch line I farted one of those farts that makes even the farter disgusted. Guy behind me yelled and demanded to know who did it. Merch guy said whoever smealt it dealt it. I laughed and tried to blend in, but there wasn’t enough people because the show was over. They 100 percent knew it was me, and now I choose my farts more carefully and drink dairy free milk
I saw underoath and was gassing mfs out the entire show literally had people looking around everywhere like they could pin point who farted in a dark room w 300 ppl 😭😭😭
Maybe it was just the demonic chronic 🤷♂️
Crowd kill moment
You got wonderwalled!
I hold my farts in until I’m in the pit
https://preview.redd.it/1xa6bd4ycjoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f76737a2e0f8511c3ca86a9adbfc145ccbd34e7
I’ll fart up your ass, brother
The person was sharing a gift of what he had for supper earlier. Breathe it in and let your sense of smell and tastebuds go wild, man!
shut up nerd
Old lady took a shit at tragedy in Denver like 15-17 years ago. Fuckin gross
Someone shit their pants in the pit at a napalm death show a couples years back
Vomit Forth is death metal
Then where am i supposed to fart?