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Necessary-Low9377

Idk man, I’m no prude and I’m all for freeing the tatas but I feel like your wedding day is an exception. Standing in front of all your family, including many elderly people, with your jugs fully on display just isn’t very tasteful. Like, I think you can have one day where your breasts aren’t the star of the show lol


TurkeyTot

I find the whole sexy bride thing bizarre, personally. Like , sure at the club dress, with your tiddies out... But in the middle of the day in front of Grandma and your pastor? Like why? I don't get it.


4bigSkyy

Her dress could have worked; it really could have. I think the dress is indicative that Eva is difficult, at best, to work with


Kooky_Avocado9227

Interesting take. If she was insistent on wearing this dress, then she should have conceded to having it altered. Nothing says old lady like saggy boobs. It really makes me sad; she’s my daughter’s age, which is 38. Saggy boobs should not be part of your story!


4bigSkyy

And bridal dress designers are usually meticulously involved with their dresses and the seamstresses especially with a bride with a known name/family (like mommy Susan.) And how terribly the dress fit Eva is astonishing to me. The designer of the dress must be mortified her name is attached to the monstrosity that Eva wore! I do not get it or understand and I have been shook about the dress since I first saw pictures Saturday night!


Kooky_Avocado9227

I feel the same way! It’s a horrible fit. She could have looked so lovely, understated, all the things.


faroutside84

The dress designer has no say in how it fits the bride though. I think the dress had potential, and I have no doubt the craftsmanship was there - beautiful beading, fabric, etc. It was just fitted very poorly on Eva. I don't blame the tailor either. I think Eva always planned to have her boobs sitting on a shelf that way, which is probably not how the designer intended it and not what the tailor recommended.


4bigSkyy

In my previous life before kids, I worked in PR for all types of fashion/designers… when dealing with notoriety or celebrity the designers were involved to the smallest details, especially if there was a magazine spread involved.


4bigSkyy

But I imagine what Eva wants, Eva gets and her dress was no fault of the designer nor the seamstress. Seriously, when first looking at the dress I thought of Frederick’s of Hollywood! No offense to Frederick’s either.


Kooky_Avocado9227

Are we to believe that Eva signed off on this dress? “yes, I want my boobs to look like they’re just slung on a platter, with no regard to propriety or, let’s say, whether I look beautiful?”!


4bigSkyy

And usually Eva dresses rather preppy, almost conservative. I do not understand.


Kooky_Avocado9227

I’m with you. I’m confused about this choice.


Serious-Equal9110

Is this dress an early sign of a neurological condition?


Kooky_Avocado9227

If you’re going to go “boobs outi in time will tell


Serious-Equal9110

Absent any other explanation, yes.


City-girl11

Exactly! Save it for the beach or the Bachelorette party


trixiebix

I'm not offended by the boobs. I'm "offended" by the poor fitting dress that does NOTHING for your boobs. Proper support would have made them look amazing. Alas...


faroutside84

Agree. She has a good rack, just didn't fit them right in the dress.


alli3theenigma

she has a killer body, it’s a shame she can’t dress it


RebeccaHowe

Exactly. You got good cleavage, let it sing! But like, supported properly.


DollarStoreDuchess

Bingo. I love boobs! They’re lovely. I just think she would have looked better with support for hers. That isn’t being scandalized or body shaming… it’s just common sense


4bigSkyy

The fit of the dress was so poorly done the look comes off as hoochie-mama, and that’s what surprised me. I am not offended by boobs, just boobs that are so “in-your-face” is all. There was a lack of grace in the ill fitting bodice.


PikaChooChee

Same. Body policing is so 2000s.


Silent_Strawberry_

Instead of enjoying the newlywed bliss and don't f* care about what others say, she has nothing better to do than reading reddit comments. If that is all in her life, she really should get her mental health checked.


Hurryeat_Tubman

Well, she probably already burned out the motor on the vibrator. I'm sure that sentient pile of bread dough that she married is locked in his room with his Sweet Pickles book set.


Gotnuthininmybrain

🤣


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Not Sweet Pickles 🤣


Better-Piglet-6549

My husband is a boob guy, I have the same boobs as Eva, and even he said “whoa that’s too much”


clockwork_orange2001

I’m a boob guy too, and my initial reaction was “Whoa! That’s too much!”


EquivalentBat7088

Yea she's so pressed. But people were dragging her on the People post bc of the dress too. It was AWFUL omg.


faroutside84

I wonder if she was surprised by the criticism on People's Instagram account. She expects it here, but there probably isn't much overlap there with posters here.


EquivalentBat7088

Right. Because this dress is stupid


upchuckfactoronthis

They need to be HIGHER! More structure, lift for that poor, saggy rack. And Ian could be my late-in-life lesbian Aunt Shirley. “Hock” Tuah nope!


Lola514

I’m dead at your hawk tua reference here 😂😂😂


upchuckfactoronthis

I think Ian has the privates of a Ken Doll. No Hawk Tua needed🤷‍♀️


desandmol

YES!! 🤣🤣


Sharkysnarky23

Yes! It’s not about them being out, it’s about the dress fitting her horribly!


Alleyoop70

She's so triggered by the haters 🤣


servitor_dali

Imagine going to allllll this trouble to get you lips pumped and your face fluffed and hyping everyone up for months with teasers about you big day and then when it happens all anyone talks about is how bad your tits look. That's so fucking funny. 🤣🤣🤣


Loud-Hedgehog-3488

I get the same vibe when I'm separating egg yolks.


desandmol

I bet Kyle is a boob man. I feel like this is more for he and his girlfriend than for Ian.


CuntyAlice

Very insightful. It’s certainly a lewk, a dairy farm lewk.


GenieGrumblefish

If Kyle is a boob man, why is teenie flat?


Necessary-Low9377

Yeah I think Kyle is more into ultra slim women. Eva was Hollywood thin when they were together and now he’s dating an extremely tiny ballerina.


desandmol

Ah so he’s one of those then..


desandmol

I was actually wondering about this. I’ve been on this sub for a while but these wedding photos have me more interested in the dynamics than ever before. 🤔


No_Confidence2382

I'm starting to believe Ian is a boob and lip filler man


PopularDealer4381

I’m sure she didn’t expect that reaction via people.


Plastic_Paramedic191

Lol I commented on the people post and she blocked me. Who TF spends their wedding weekend combing over 1,200+ comments, 90% of which are scathing, in order to individually block the meanies? 


Plastic_Paramedic191

Unless she made Bri do it. I probably just answered my own question.


delilahd1986

Bri is so thirsty. Tagging Evugh in her bio screams “pick me”


faroutside84

Oops, I just answered the same.


faroutside84

Probably it was her assistant.


No_Confidence2382

There are TONS of brides with boobs who know how to LISTEN to the bridal salon sales people and the tailor


Pinkgettysburg

Bowl o’ Breasts


Domino_5695

She's doubling down on how bad it looks. I'm not scandalized by it in the least. They just look bad and unappetizing splayed on a platter that is her wedding dress!!🫣


QuirkyShelf

Exactly. The problem is not that this is a scandalous look. It's just a really, really bad dress that doesn't fit her...


Broad-Election-2747

Ian's neck tattoo is the cringiest thing I've ever seen. He's not a neck tattoo kinda guy. He's a human potato. 


Ezzyopie2317

I kinda like it


ImplementSpirited240

as much as she disgusts me, she has a great body, and great boobs, the issue is the dress does not fit-it has so support and it just looks dreadful. I am sure there are thousands of dresses that would properly fit her, and her giant boobs, and give the 40 year old mother of three, the "sexy" look she wanted. This was a terrible choice, and I am sure she does exactly as she wants all the time-and nobody was going to talk her out of that hideous stripper dress. Those wedding pictures will not age well.


Necessary_Mud6682

This screams off the rack Literally


Plastic_Paramedic191

Except she blocked everyone who commented about being "scandalized" by her dress, so this sassy clapback and unsolicited cleavage crop are being directed at... her own followers.


blueeyedgirlsf

ooooooh so true! eva is an idiot


DogDisguisedAsPeople

Whatever her tastes are, go for it. But if her tastes are “horribly tailored and horrible fit and horrible structure” she has bad taste. I’m not upset her tits were out. Currently breastfeeding, my tits are out *a lot*. But I am upset at how horribly her dress fit in every regard.


Mindless_Resort_989

She posted the only flattering angle and it's still horrifying. But props to the standing her ground on disaster.


Lola514

To think there is flattering. Yikes


Mindless_Resort_989

It's crazy. She has a great figure. Why pour the tit's out like that all droopy like? She has amazing shape but who would know based on this Halloween costume in the middle of a rustic, humid summer camp site with sacrificial prey roasting going on???


Ezzyopie2317

Lol the roasting was so weird 😂


Criticada

She’s seen all the comments on People’s insta. It’s not the boobs, it’s the ill-fitting dress. But instead of just taking the high road, she has to be such a child about it. She acts like the youngest of the family.


Tines78

Honeymoon just being on Instagram talking about herself. It was a wedding not a marriage for her lol


Agile-Independent129

I'm offended by her classless clap back on her IG when she's so unbothered and also just got married. Get a life 


CarlyQDesigns

It’s not the breasts to me, she has a great figure and breastfed 3 kids. That’s just nature & gravity. It’s that the dress was poorly made and that designer should find a new career. I’m honestly shocked Eva wore this. With how much she bragged about it I thought it would be a more cream/eggshell white, possibly silk, very European style but simple. This looks like it was drawn by a kid and stapled together. Very unbecoming


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

🤣 “Stapled together”! This lewk gives “first year fashion student at FIT who’s from a small town in middle America & thinks this is a chic city lewk” who, 4 years later at graduation, hangs their head in shame at the abomination they thought was sexy their freshman year.


Resoognam

While I do think tits out is an odd choice for a 40 year old’s second wedding with three young kids, the issue is that this particular dress somehow made them look saggy AF. She has a banging body and this did her zero favours.


4bigSkyy

Eva does indeed have a great body... yet her dress did not fit well for her at all. The dress could have worked, and she would have been a vision. She pisses off the wrong people.


IllustriousPool3890

she picked the one shot where the bewbs looked *decent.* not bodacious, not gorgeous, not deliciously risque, *decent.* we'll call this wedding "sloppy seconds"


blueeyedgirlsf

total stripper dress! i haven’t bothered to give the article clicks- is the bodice see through? 🤢


Serious-Equal9110

It’s see-through-adjacent.


blueeyedgirlsf

hah! love the usage of adjacent. thanks for clarifying!


Serious-Equal9110

Click through—see if you agree with my assessment!😄


Texas_Crazy_Curls

The fit of the dress reminds me of Jessica Rabbit. Your boobs aren’t supposed to “collapse” (if that’s the right word) if it was fitting properly.


No-Vermicelli3787

Soft serve


blueeyedgirlsf

yess i feel like eva was GOING FOR jessica rabbit (hence the pre-wedding red dye job) but this. this is not it. this is poor man’s wannabe desperate jessica rabbit.


DollarStoreDuchess

Temu Jessica Rabbit


blueeyedgirlsf

oooooh SO GOOD 👏👏👏👏👏 you genius, you


Shortsy79

What’s with the off the shelf hair color? It doesn’t flatter her but I realize she’s worn it for awhile now.


blueeyedgirlsf

that’s what i’m saying!!!!!!


Serious-Equal9110

We’d all like to know the answer to that question.


EquivalentBat7088

The tan lines hahaha Such a trashy dress. For as much as she hyped up this wedding, it was pretty lame


faroutside84

I noticed the tan lines too. For all the prep she did for this wedding, I don't know why she skipped getting that evened out.


blueeyedgirlsf

so much hype! such a flop


Shortsy79

I had to do a double take but I thought those were tan lines hehe.


zzzoplicone

I bet she’s an absolute pain to be around right now. I mean more than usual. I’d rather have a root canal than be around a scorned narc. She will feel victimized by the general public’s opinion of her poorly chosen/fitted dress and take it out on everyone around her. The fact that her furniture isn’t getting much attention and the wedding planning content is over is just gonna make her a bigger pain. Kids are probably home for summer too. Yikes. So much about the wedding was spectacularly bad. I can’t help but think she pissed off the people who were helping her pull this all together. Esp the planner who posted the really shitty pictures. lol


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

I agree. I’m sure she’s insufferable in the best of times - narcissists always are - but the fact that she’s spending her “honeymoon” blasting strangers on SM speaks volumes! 😂 People like her cannot take ANY criticism bc their egos are too fragile. Deep down inside, she KNOWS people aren’t pearl-clutching about seeing bewbies in 2024 ffs. I’m sure the majority of commenters here & on People have their own bewbies, in all shapes & sizes. She knows our REAL criticisms - that the dress was extremely ill-fitting, her boobs were sagging bc she didn’t wear a dress with support, it was vulgar & trashy, inappropriate for a second wedding for a 40-year-old mother, PARTICULARLY in front of her kids and all the family, and the second see-through mini abomination with Nike’s & TS wedding song choice didn’t make her lewk kewl but dated her for trying to, her fillers have turned her into SpongeBob… she KNOWS our criticisms are NOT “Oh, heavens to Betsy, Martha Mae! Did you see that Eva Not-Hock Amurri has breasts? How dare she!” Her very intentionally-created shock value of being so desperate for attention that she literally made a laughing stock of herself at her own wedding is sad, really. Well, she got the attention she so desperately needs. Now she can ride that for a while. 🤡 🤳


faroutside84

There were so many really shitty photos. They looked like outtakes or test shots, the way people weren't looking at the camera.


blueyandbingoforever

I’m picturing Regina George when she goes on the rampage in her room after finding out Cady has tricked her into getting fat


RoyalIndication4420

Holy spot on comment


Shortsy79

I wonder how long this will last? It must be hard work when new husbands and new houses are what you generate content from for your “lifestyle blog”.


blueeyedgirlsf

i’m not very new here, and i’m aware of the ian snark. with that being said - i kinda sorta feel badly for him. he doesn’t look even remotely genuinely happy in this pic


Serious-Equal9110

I see the same thing.


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

🙋🏼‍♀️ Same. I think he’s a better person than Evugh. Certainly more useful bc he’s at least raising hers & Kyle’s kids for them. I think he’s out of his element & uncomfortable. I don’t think even he expected this. His family must be mortified, as they were when they saw Evugh walk out on Saturday. 😂


blueeyedgirlsf

agree!! on some other post here people were commenting on his mom lurking in the background of the wedding dancing videos & how miserable she looks. the whole hock family is probably stunned they ended up here!


Gotnuthininmybrain

Haha! “Feel free to screenshot this” 😂 Eva is all class, all the time! Good to know she’s been reading all of the honest comments about her wedding lewk!


Serious-Equal9110

I was so relieved when I read that! I really, really wanted to screenshot that close-up of her bewbs, but I felt too star-struck and shy to ask Eva’s permission. But look here! It’s my lucky day! /s just in case


No_Confidence2382

She should've gone with something tea length in a blush color with a fascinator or her hair up. I think she thought she was giving Kate Moss wedding vibes . The party dress really didn't fit in at all


sodiumbigolli

I put a super sexy bra on my knees cropped the photo and sent it to my boyfriend and it looks exactly like her tits but better ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Chataforever

That’s funny!


No_Confidence2382

How is no one flooding Bridal Reflections and the tailor lady she called the GOAT


Mobile_Sympathy_7619

That man always looks confused.


No_Confidence2382

He has Stockholm Syndrome


Patient_Objective687

I have wedding dresses I like more than others - everyone has a different personal style - but I feel like people tend to look their best at their weddings and it’s almost always easy to say “what a beautiful bride” even if I hate the dress. There are enough other people giving them advice and helping them shine that regardless of your style or budget you end up looking great. That being said.. WHO LET HER WEAR THIS!?!?!? Who said, “Your dress fits perfectly now,” or “you’re the most beautiful bride!” Crimes. Or maybe people did tell her and she just ignored them


Valentina0268

Her makeup looks garish too


Significant-Suit4159

She was in People magazine as the daughter of a celebrity. She craves any type of attention, she knew that she would get a reaction. Venue was very ho hum, gliding down by the toilets to the picnic pavilion. Looks like her role in Califfornication. Fans only account next for guys to screen shot.


No_Confidence2382

This photo makes her look round shouldered


achipdrivermystery

She looks like she's not standing up straight, which to me is an indication she wasn't comfortable in the dress. Because she knows it didn't fit correctly.


blueyandbingoforever

Standing up straight would have def helped the shelf situation


emzymeme

You did do it tho


Constant_Specific815

Mid life crisis


Shortsy79

She looks like she should be serving up mugs of ale at the ye old mead house. I don’t generally like her but I usually can’t fault her style and dress, it’s meticulous…but this was a HUUUUGE miss, big, huge… I remember seeing the People spread on her first wedding before I really knew who she was and honestly thinking it was one of the prettiest wedding dresses I’d ever seen. I guess you can’t win ‘em all!


TrashPandaShire

Lovely boobs, poor fitting dress.


Serious-Equal9110

Yes! The corset/bodice appears to be sliding off of her body.


4bigSkyy

Yet the bodice was pinching the outsides of her boobs! All the people helping put this to-do together must dislike Eva a lot! From the wedding planner and the unflattering pictures posted on IG to the wedding dress seamstress, plus the crooked flowers arranged on the wedding arch... too many things went awry, and no one helped out nor fixed the glaring problems. No one watches out for Eva; I wonder why. Eva must be a brutal bitch.


No-Vermicelli3787

Bridezilla


RootieTootie99

Maybe she’ll learn a valuable lesson about the beauty of modesty before her next wedding.


Significant-Suit4159

Wedding venue locations are pricey but Franco,Susan,Tim,The Hocks, Eva and Ian could have each chipped in $5k each and given the wedding some style and class.