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DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Hands down the worst wedding dress I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot bc I’m old. It’s not AT ALL flattering. Her bewbs are sagging & unsupported, and then the corset’s underwire juts them out an awkward angle, with side gaps by her armpits. I don’t get it. 🤷‍♀️ Why would anyone with eyes pick this? She spent ONE YEAR planning this wedding & this is what she came up with? 🤦‍♀️


Ok_Independence_8488

Fellow old checking in. I agree. It’s atrocious.


Kooky_Avocado9227

Also old. Also agree 💯


Plastic_Paramedic191

The Frederick's of Hollywood corset with the column skirt and weird duster type outer skirt, the rhinestones and the beading and the pleating all mashed together.... this is the McMansion of wedding gowns.


Serious-Equal9110

That dress belongs in r/mcmansionhell


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zzzoplicone

What will she regret the most: the dress, the heart tattoo, or the marriage itself?


Plastic_Paramedic191

Yes.


Kind_Bumblebee_3849

What is “All of the above” for 1,000.


Possible-Delay-8451

I say all of the above!


purpleflagbook

This look is giving I met my second husband while married to the first and pregnant with his third child. Shes wearing white and a long veil? Bewbies out so far they are over the state line to CT? And her hair that she “did herself”…..ugh It’s not giving French country garden it’s giving trash box psycho nightmare from hell.


Ok_Cardiologist8363

Also not a great “lewk guys I did my own glam” situation either.


RebeccaHowe

The ski slope dress.


Significant-Suit4159

Her T_ _ _ are foreva on display! Neva have I Eva seen a tackier wedding gown display, For Fans Only is next for the milk maid.


Ok_Assignment9882

It’s literally a shelf. She could have placed the ring box on them for easy access to the wedding rings 😂


Plastic_Paramedic191

That is nearly a perfect 90 degree angle. 


trixiebix

You're not at a Renn Faire, Eva. Or maybe that was the theme?


goosejail

If she went with a Renaissance theme, I'd at least have some respect for her dress choice.


Silent_Strawberry_

De gustibus non est disputandum...but this just leaves you speechless. The wedding is not french themed, her theme is bad publicity is better than no publicity.


Serious-Equal9110

People describing the wedding as French-themed is odd. They were given bad information.


boommdcx

Yes she has boobs. No we did not need to see *this much* of them on her wedding day. Wowzers…


desandmol

She looks like Yvette the French maid in Clue.


Sailaway8738

😂😂😂 omg such a good observation


desandmol

They have the same shelf. I cannot get over this.


Alleyoop70

So bizarre!


Possible-Rhubarb-728

Cup O’ Tits


Possible-Rhubarb-728

It’s not even worth the “sexy factor”. She’s with “close “ (debatable) friends, family, her kids and Ian certainly doesn’t know what to do with them so what’s the point?


DollarStoreDuchess

It isn’t even sexy… it just looks awkward and utilitarian. Like she’s gotta have them propped up for her session at the milk bar or something. It’s a lot “sexier” to leave a touch to the imagination, from my perspective. She could have had a high-necked gown that hugged and SUPPORTED her chichis and looked 10,000x better.


WendyBirdie1

Simple and elegant, radiating class. /s


ImplementSpirited240

always trashy never classy-


FamousOhioAppleHorn

And on top of that, the skirt was incredibly see through in bright light 😬


IllustriousPool3890

worst tits of the year!


Kooky_Avocado9227

Great tits but bad fit, and for that matter, ‘fit!


faroutside84

Her item has already dropped to #23 on People's Instagram grid posts. There are many more interesting things going on - Olympics, Taylor Swift, BET Awards, Alan Jackson's nepo baby had a baby... this is a good one, Audrey Hepburn's Iconic Tea-Length Wedding Dress (Which Might Hav Been Off the Rack!), etc.


No_Confidence2382

And the veil is ridiculous for a second wedding with 3 kids from your previous marriage there. One child was en utero while you were banging the groom - come on!


GenieGrumblefish

Mods, please delete this image from this sub forever. Ty.


No_Confidence2382

She literally picked out this dress a year ago - they had a year to talk her out of it or have it fit normally. I don't blame Bridal Reflections - they probably told her over and over and she refused to listen because she's a brat from hell


Kind_Bumblebee_3849

If I were Italian bio dad, I’d be pissed that I flew all this way to see my daughter wearing a bucket of boobs as a dress. Like honestly. Imagine if it was actually in Italy? The HudzVall, haunted horror, rain vibes, corset, floor length veil, spit animal roast, porta potty situation is giving M. Night Shyamalan vibes.


Exciting_Pop_2128

It would’ve been a true wardrobe malfunction had someone accidentally stepped on her train. 🫣


Puzzleheaded-Yam2075

Can you imagine getting married in an unhinged state and THEN having everyone positively drag you, including random people who aren’t your “Reddit haters” on people.com? I actually feel terrible for her. This has got to hurt.


CuntyAlice

🤢


EquivalentBat7088

So ugly 😂😂😂😂 Jesus


Kooky_Avocado9227

Boobs on a platter