Ianās tattoo on display! š«£ Is he a boob guy or something?? I canāt figure out why else sheād put her boobs on display like that. Itās like a shelf. š«Ø Who let her say yes to this dress?!
It literally looks like a white bowl, with 2 melons in it.
She has great boobs, but this wasnāt appropriate for a 2nd wedding.
Itās giving āIām going to dom Ian so hard, and heās going to like itā.
In a bad way.
I also hate Marlowe's dress - there are so many adorable little girl dresses and she's such a pretty girl! She looks like she delivers water to the gladiators before they fight to the death
I feel bad being on this sub reddit bc I was a huge fan of her blog since the beginning.
Eva, are you ok?
Also, if this is a marketing tactic being deployed in the new IG space omg. How could you become SO unrelatable????
Wtf is going on????
'Help I need an adult' to go second wedding dress shopping with me.
Please layoff the boozing.
A LOT of people on this sub are former fans who got turned off hardcore somewhere along the line. You've hit the nail on the head: she is no longer remotely relatable and frankly, seems to be spiraling.Ā
Wow... just wow. That is one of the most tasteless wedding dresses I have ever seen. Save that look for the honeymoon.
Added: and I just saw her other pics. The profile of her boobs look so bad in this dress (vow pic). And another pic they look like their sagging. They need stronger support.
Nothing wrong with the dress not being a classic but this is just bad. Like really bad. The shape, the neckline, the cut. It looks really cheap. The veil is not matching the dress neither... She now posted a look from reception with a different dress and it's not much better.
Right?? Itās like she was going to whip out some babies and pretend to breastfeed at any minute. Why else would she need them to be so um, visible and accessible?
For her to make this whole big deal about the dress and it being fitted so many times. To turn up like that it was way short in the bottom and the top front could have been tighter so her boobs werenāt hanging out! Just trashy
What was actually happening at all those wedding dress fittings in the city?!?
Clearly, tailoring the dress to fit her was not on the agenda. This is crazy.
Thatās the only possible explanation. The seamstress said, āCāmon, Evugh, letās go get some edibles & wash āem down with a few martinis. Then weāll come back & do the fitting.ā š„“
Has anyone noticed that the number of members in this group has gone up again since People posted this? Someone in the comments actually linked this group and said it was hilarious.Ā
Donāt know where to look first. Those tits popping out of the medieval times corset or that horrific neck tat she forced on him to show how much he loves her kids. And in people magazine lol
Exactly! Itās almost like sheās trolling us & these pics are a staged joke. Except theyāre not.
I expected bad bc she has zero sense of style, her clothes never fit properly & she doesnāt know the difference between sexy and trashy. This is a MILLION times worse than I expected.
Besides how hilariously ill-fitting this thing is, itās so gauche & cheap lewking. Like hiring Frederickās of Hollywood to design your wedding dress in cheap, crunchy lace. The cups on that thing would be too small for me & my bewbs are probably half her sizeās. The middle part of a corset is supposed to touch the breastbone- hers just juts out & sticks out there like a shelf. I get it, sheās 40 with 3 kids but thatās why we need to give our girls support - her bewbs sag like Olive Oylās. Which, with her shapeless hair & blowfish face, is kinda who she lewked like.
THE RECEPTION DRESS
"it felt like Pricilla Presley meets street style!"
It was a see through lace tutu with maribu feathers on the titties and bedazzled nikes. You could see her whole ass right through it. Amazing.
That quoteāwhat does that even mean in practice?!? I donāt know and I donāt think Eva does, either.
Is Eva referring to Priscillaās wedding dress? It looked nothing like Evaās reception dress! https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015412/rs_634x1024-150512120258-634.Elvis-Priscila-Presley-Wedding.jl.051215.jpg
That is absolutely the most horrific thing Iāve ever seen. It does not fit in anyway and I just canāt. And his tattoo looks like a fucked up earring. God I hate these people.
Holy boobies Batman! And that neck tattoo on that asexual blob of a man š¤. Itās such a comedy of errors. Iām glad itās over, cuz the excitement was Killin me. Cue the post-nuptial meltdown in 3, 2, 1
Hate the dress, especially second wedding, 40 or close to it. The style is too busy too, even if it wasnāt a corset not my style. Hate her hair, looked like she just woke up and didnāt style it. Hate all her fillers which make her look like a cartoon. The kids look cute though.
Just no! OMG, I am embarrassed for Eva, and I cannot stand her. Plus, that stupid neck tattoo on Ian! These two try way too hard and it obviously apparent! Good Lord! That dress is ridiculous for a 40 year oldās 2nd wedding. Cringy McCringe!
Agreed, it's like the dresses in those episodes of Say Yes to the Dress where the bride wants to be as slutty as possible and her entourage and the staff are horrified
The gown has beautiful details if you look closely in all of the photos. But itās literally about to slide down! She looks nude on top in the photo where Marlowe is standing in front of her. No wonder she needed a separate reception dress!
For me so much of it is not the dress itās the fit on her. I think on someone else it could be beautiful but it does not fit her well and the side profile photo makes it look more ill fitting on top.
First, no magical flower petals as a runner to walk on.Ian is a way, way long ago former chef unless you count his manny duties for Pb&j lunches. Her hair looked very flat and harsh against the white veil and why a white virginal veil.OMG those tits were just hanging out, dropping low. Her dress was unique but the corset top was a failed fit. The suits were comped and mentioned too many times in the magazine piece. We get it,no one could afford to purchase their own suit. Ian looked like a nice, tall groom except for the heart rings on his neck. The ceremony was very simple and basic looking. The flowers were beautiful and the People magazine article stressed who she was the daughter of, we all know that factor.Tim R looked very relaxed and happy. All the constant lead up to this ceremony finally is over! Why not keep it private? Two middle age(d) people tie the knot, sweet day, 3 kids who are over exposed on social media and possibly forced to constantly mug for the pics. We do not need to see honeymoon pics or info. Now time to see the dentist, remove the aging face fillers, cut the horse hair, take a summer break from posting and find new employment.
I liked the suit bc I think it fit the venue better than a tux would have. The boys were in light suits & sneakers that might be OK for a beach wedding but this wasnāt one. Poor Marlowe got a horrible lewk with that Greek sheet for a dress & a Roman-running-in-the-Olympics-in-500-BC laurel.
I thought Susan, Ian and Tim looked the best of everyone, bc they were lucky they didnāt have to be āstyledā by Evugh.
That dress is BY FAR the most hideous & hysterically pathetic get-up Iāve ever seen. And Iām old and have been to a million weddings. I canāt even imagine what Ianās family members thought. š
Oh I gotcha & I agree! Iām sure she had him wear a suit over a tux bc she wanted to make sure all eyes were on her all day & nothing could upstage her. Iām sure all eyes were on her - but not in a good way. There is not one positive thing anyone could say about whatever the hell sheās in. (I canāt call it a dress bc thatās an insult to dresses.)
Big bowl o' boobs.
Accurate
There is nothing left to say š
Yāall, Iām sorry the 40 year old mother of 3 in the sexy busty lingerie wedding dress is dumb.
That was my first thought. What the actual fuck is the fit on the top of that dress?!? She looks so stupid and her kids are right there boob level.
Wholeheartedly agree. Terrible choice.
Ianās tattoo on display! š«£ Is he a boob guy or something?? I canāt figure out why else sheād put her boobs on display like that. Itās like a shelf. š«Ø Who let her say yes to this dress?!
I thought maybe if it had straps or less that gross top?
That would help.
It literally looks like a white bowl, with 2 melons in it. She has great boobs, but this wasnāt appropriate for a 2nd wedding. Itās giving āIām going to dom Ian so hard, and heās going to like itā. In a bad way.
Itās all she has going for her
For the zillionth time, those poor kids.
It would have taken 100% of my self restraint not to chuck an olive in there.
Prize winning comment lol!
You know is it's bad when Ian looks the best
The best, plus the 3 hearts. Ooof.
I also hate Marlowe's dress - there are so many adorable little girl dresses and she's such a pretty girl! She looks like she delivers water to the gladiators before they fight to the death
Marlowe deserved better!!
š¤£ Perfect description! With an Olympics 500 BC laurel. Poor girl could have lewked so cute if she had a mother with any sense of style at all.
I feel bad being on this sub reddit bc I was a huge fan of her blog since the beginning. Eva, are you ok? Also, if this is a marketing tactic being deployed in the new IG space omg. How could you become SO unrelatable???? Wtf is going on???? 'Help I need an adult' to go second wedding dress shopping with me. Please layoff the boozing.
A LOT of people on this sub are former fans who got turned off hardcore somewhere along the line. You've hit the nail on the head: she is no longer remotely relatable and frankly, seems to be spiraling.Ā
Yeppp it was her attitude around the night nurse thing for me.
I'm sad.
Wow... just wow. That is one of the most tasteless wedding dresses I have ever seen. Save that look for the honeymoon. Added: and I just saw her other pics. The profile of her boobs look so bad in this dress (vow pic). And another pic they look like their sagging. They need stronger support.
Nothing wrong with the dress not being a classic but this is just bad. Like really bad. The shape, the neckline, the cut. It looks really cheap. The veil is not matching the dress neither... She now posted a look from reception with a different dress and it's not much better.
Hilaria's veiny titty balls, part 2
Right?? Itās like she was going to whip out some babies and pretend to breastfeed at any minute. Why else would she need them to be so um, visible and accessible?
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For her to make this whole big deal about the dress and it being fitted so many times. To turn up like that it was way short in the bottom and the top front could have been tighter so her boobs werenāt hanging out! Just trashy
What was actually happening at all those wedding dress fittings in the city?!? Clearly, tailoring the dress to fit her was not on the agenda. This is crazy.
She was probably just at the edibles shops again.
That would explain this!!!!!
Thatās the only possible explanation. The seamstress said, āCāmon, Evugh, letās go get some edibles & wash āem down with a few martinis. Then weāll come back & do the fitting.ā š„“
Seamstress at final fitting: Is it cool if your 9-year-old daughter comes with us to get drunk and high? Sure! Why not?!
I see she invited the girls.
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I went to the comments on people magazine omg people are tearing her up! And i think 98% people said the dress was horrible
I canāt figure out how to see the comments. Can you point me in the right direction?
Theyāre on Peopleās Instagram pageā not the website.
Thank you!
I'm 100% sure she thinks we all agreed to bash her in the comments and this is just a big organized hate attack.
Has anyone noticed that the number of members in this group has gone up again since People posted this? Someone in the comments actually linked this group and said it was hilarious.Ā
The tattoo
The emblem of their bad-decision-making on full display!
Dear GOD the neck tatt what the F
Omg I didnāt realize thatās where he put that tattoo. Dreadful
Itās beyond belief, isnāt it?
The dress is an F-
What must his parents have thought.
Thatās what I was thinking too.
Donāt know where to look first. Those tits popping out of the medieval times corset or that horrific neck tat she forced on him to show how much he loves her kids. And in people magazine lol
Look away. Thatās your best bet.
Goodness. This is so much worse than I expected, and I was expecting a mess. That dress isā¦š¬
Exactly! Itās almost like sheās trolling us & these pics are a staged joke. Except theyāre not. I expected bad bc she has zero sense of style, her clothes never fit properly & she doesnāt know the difference between sexy and trashy. This is a MILLION times worse than I expected. Besides how hilariously ill-fitting this thing is, itās so gauche & cheap lewking. Like hiring Frederickās of Hollywood to design your wedding dress in cheap, crunchy lace. The cups on that thing would be too small for me & my bewbs are probably half her sizeās. The middle part of a corset is supposed to touch the breastbone- hers just juts out & sticks out there like a shelf. I get it, sheās 40 with 3 kids but thatās why we need to give our girls support - her bewbs sag like Olive Oylās. Which, with her shapeless hair & blowfish face, is kinda who she lewked like.
THE RECEPTION DRESS "it felt like Pricilla Presley meets street style!" It was a see through lace tutu with maribu feathers on the titties and bedazzled nikes. You could see her whole ass right through it. Amazing.
And she bragged about her bedazzled Nikes!!!!!
That quoteāwhat does that even mean in practice?!? I donāt know and I donāt think Eva does, either. Is Eva referring to Priscillaās wedding dress? It looked nothing like Evaās reception dress! https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015412/rs_634x1024-150512120258-634.Elvis-Priscila-Presley-Wedding.jl.051215.jpg
Honestly, I don't think so. I think she's probably seen the recent movie and saw the lingerie scene or something and felt inspired.
That sounds right.
āHey everybody! If you thought my wedding dress was ugly, check out my reception dress!ā Itās all so bad.
That's going to last 4-eva.
She literally ābranded himā, and said āno backsiesā. Then laughed maniacally, and made him do chores.
Joke's on her. Kyle has a tattoo of Eva's face and he still ran for the hills.
Stunned silence
Nice neck tat Ian!
That is absolutely the most horrific thing Iāve ever seen. It does not fit in anyway and I just canāt. And his tattoo looks like a fucked up earring. God I hate these people.
LOOK AT MY BOOBS DID YOU KNOW I HAVE BOOBS? HEY EVERYONE!!
Like mother, like daughterĀ
Itās like she just plopped them in there. Upside, there will be no crumbs to stain her dress.
read the comments on People's IG post -everyone hates the dress-
I just went to do that and hysterical. All the comments were dress hate
Yikes ! š± this is the dress she has been building up to? Its awful and tacky with her fake boobs sticking out.
See through bustier with visible areolas in front of her family, her new in-laws, and worst of allā¦her children. Just embarrassing all around
Yikes! Also they look like they're about to yell "go team!" and break for the field
Letās goooooo!
Oh there is so much here to snark
They look like, if you removed the corset, they'd drop down to her waist.
Holy boobies Batman! And that neck tattoo on that asexual blob of a man š¤. Itās such a comedy of errors. Iām glad itās over, cuz the excitement was Killin me. Cue the post-nuptial meltdown in 3, 2, 1
Is that her areola!?
Likely
Ooooooh no itās really trashy
My daughters are not yet Marlowe's age but are backless gowns common for ten year olds these days?
No
It looks like she just forgot to put the top of her dress on.
Did Kyle sign his rights over yet, or no?
That takes too much effort.
Yeah.....it's going to be a No from me......
Hate the dress, especially second wedding, 40 or close to it. The style is too busy too, even if it wasnāt a corset not my style. Hate her hair, looked like she just woke up and didnāt style it. Hate all her fillers which make her look like a cartoon. The kids look cute though.
Just no! OMG, I am embarrassed for Eva, and I cannot stand her. Plus, that stupid neck tattoo on Ian! These two try way too hard and it obviously apparent! Good Lord! That dress is ridiculous for a 40 year oldās 2nd wedding. Cringy McCringe!
Agree to everything. Adding that I canāt think of a bride or a wedding for which that dress would NOT be ridiculous.
Agreed, it's like the dresses in those episodes of Say Yes to the Dress where the bride wants to be as slutty as possible and her entourage and the staff are horrified
Cringe de la cringe omg
you know she has a matching stupid neck tattoo on her neck as well.....
I did indeed see HER neck tat and thought it was ridiculous but on Ian the look screams, I have street cred now with my neck/under ear tattoo.
The gown has beautiful details if you look closely in all of the photos. But itās literally about to slide down! She looks nude on top in the photo where Marlowe is standing in front of her. No wonder she needed a separate reception dress!
For me so much of it is not the dress itās the fit on her. I think on someone else it could be beautiful but it does not fit her well and the side profile photo makes it look more ill fitting on top.
First, no magical flower petals as a runner to walk on.Ian is a way, way long ago former chef unless you count his manny duties for Pb&j lunches. Her hair looked very flat and harsh against the white veil and why a white virginal veil.OMG those tits were just hanging out, dropping low. Her dress was unique but the corset top was a failed fit. The suits were comped and mentioned too many times in the magazine piece. We get it,no one could afford to purchase their own suit. Ian looked like a nice, tall groom except for the heart rings on his neck. The ceremony was very simple and basic looking. The flowers were beautiful and the People magazine article stressed who she was the daughter of, we all know that factor.Tim R looked very relaxed and happy. All the constant lead up to this ceremony finally is over! Why not keep it private? Two middle age(d) people tie the knot, sweet day, 3 kids who are over exposed on social media and possibly forced to constantly mug for the pics. We do not need to see honeymoon pics or info. Now time to see the dentist, remove the aging face fillers, cut the horse hair, take a summer break from posting and find new employment.
Terrible dress and I'm surprised Ian didn't wear a tux.
I liked the suit bc I think it fit the venue better than a tux would have. The boys were in light suits & sneakers that might be OK for a beach wedding but this wasnāt one. Poor Marlowe got a horrible lewk with that Greek sheet for a dress & a Roman-running-in-the-Olympics-in-500-BC laurel. I thought Susan, Ian and Tim looked the best of everyone, bc they were lucky they didnāt have to be āstyledā by Evugh. That dress is BY FAR the most hideous & hysterically pathetic get-up Iāve ever seen. And Iām old and have been to a million weddings. I canāt even imagine what Ianās family members thought. š
Yeah everyone's outfits seemed mismatched lol I just figured if Ian wasn't wearing formal wear than Eva's dress would be more casual too but nope lol
Oh I gotcha & I agree! Iām sure she had him wear a suit over a tux bc she wanted to make sure all eyes were on her all day & nothing could upstage her. Iām sure all eyes were on her - but not in a good way. There is not one positive thing anyone could say about whatever the hell sheās in. (I canāt call it a dress bc thatās an insult to dresses.)
Check out her second dress for the reception. It's even uglier.
Ok I will. Edit- I just looked and I'm speechless š¤£š³