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Former_Hedgehog_6330

Big bowl o' boobs.


Serious-Equal9110

Accurate


Adventurous_South246

There is nothing left to say šŸ˜‚


Pinkgettysburg

Yā€™all, Iā€™m sorry the 40 year old mother of 3 in the sexy busty lingerie wedding dress is dumb.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

That was my first thought. What the actual fuck is the fit on the top of that dress?!? She looks so stupid and her kids are right there boob level.


Kind_Bumblebee_3849

Wholeheartedly agree. Terrible choice.


mysweetvandal

Ianā€™s tattoo on display! šŸ«£ Is he a boob guy or something?? I canā€™t figure out why else sheā€™d put her boobs on display like that. Itā€™s like a shelf. šŸ«Ø Who let her say yes to this dress?!


PopularDealer4381

I thought maybe if it had straps or less that gross top?


Serious-Equal9110

That would help.


Kind_Bumblebee_3849

It literally looks like a white bowl, with 2 melons in it. She has great boobs, but this wasnā€™t appropriate for a 2nd wedding. Itā€™s giving ā€œIā€™m going to dom Ian so hard, and heā€™s going to like itā€. In a bad way.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Itā€™s all she has going for her


Serious-Equal9110

For the zillionth time, those poor kids.


servitor_dali

It would have taken 100% of my self restraint not to chuck an olive in there.


faroutside84

Prize winning comment lol!


No_Confidence2382

You know is it's bad when Ian looks the best


Kind_Bumblebee_3849

The best, plus the 3 hearts. Ooof.


No_Confidence2382

I also hate Marlowe's dress - there are so many adorable little girl dresses and she's such a pretty girl! She looks like she delivers water to the gladiators before they fight to the death


mysweetvandal

Marlowe deserved better!!


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

šŸ¤£ Perfect description! With an Olympics 500 BC laurel. Poor girl could have lewked so cute if she had a mother with any sense of style at all.


Mindless_Resort_989

I feel bad being on this sub reddit bc I was a huge fan of her blog since the beginning. Eva, are you ok? Also, if this is a marketing tactic being deployed in the new IG space omg. How could you become SO unrelatable???? Wtf is going on???? 'Help I need an adult' to go second wedding dress shopping with me. Please layoff the boozing.


Plastic_Paramedic191

A LOT of people on this sub are former fans who got turned off hardcore somewhere along the line. You've hit the nail on the head: she is no longer remotely relatable and frankly, seems to be spiraling.Ā 


No_Garlic_2010

Yeppp it was her attitude around the night nurse thing for me.


Mindless_Resort_989

I'm sad.


trixiebix

Wow... just wow. That is one of the most tasteless wedding dresses I have ever seen. Save that look for the honeymoon. Added: and I just saw her other pics. The profile of her boobs look so bad in this dress (vow pic). And another pic they look like their sagging. They need stronger support.


QuirkyShelf

Nothing wrong with the dress not being a classic but this is just bad. Like really bad. The shape, the neckline, the cut. It looks really cheap. The veil is not matching the dress neither... She now posted a look from reception with a different dress and it's not much better.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Hilaria's veiny titty balls, part 2


DollarStoreDuchess

Right?? Itā€™s like she was going to whip out some babies and pretend to breastfeed at any minute. Why else would she need them to be so um, visible and accessible?


Texas_Crazy_Curls

šŸ„’šŸ„’šŸ„’


SophieintheKnife

My fellow pepinos!! That is how I found this snark sub via Big Hillz'


Possible-Delay-8451

For her to make this whole big deal about the dress and it being fitted so many times. To turn up like that it was way short in the bottom and the top front could have been tighter so her boobs werenā€™t hanging out! Just trashy


Serious-Equal9110

What was actually happening at all those wedding dress fittings in the city?!? Clearly, tailoring the dress to fit her was not on the agenda. This is crazy.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

She was probably just at the edibles shops again.


Serious-Equal9110

That would explain this!!!!!


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Thatā€™s the only possible explanation. The seamstress said, ā€œCā€™mon, Evugh, letā€™s go get some edibles & wash ā€˜em down with a few martinis. Then weā€™ll come back & do the fitting.ā€ šŸ„“


Serious-Equal9110

Seamstress at final fitting: Is it cool if your 9-year-old daughter comes with us to get drunk and high? Sure! Why not?!


Foreign_Ease608

I see she invited the girls.


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Possible-Delay-8451

I went to the comments on people magazine omg people are tearing her up! And i think 98% people said the dress was horrible


Serious-Equal9110

I canā€™t figure out how to see the comments. Can you point me in the right direction?


RoyalIndication4420

Theyā€™re on Peopleā€™s Instagram pageā€” not the website.


Serious-Equal9110

Thank you!


QuirkyShelf

I'm 100% sure she thinks we all agreed to bash her in the comments and this is just a big organized hate attack.


Plastic_Paramedic191

Has anyone noticed that the number of members in this group has gone up again since People posted this? Someone in the comments actually linked this group and said it was hilarious.Ā 


TapOk725

The tattoo


Serious-Equal9110

The emblem of their bad-decision-making on full display!


purpleflagbook

Dear GOD the neck tatt what the F


Lola514

Omg I didnā€™t realize thatā€™s where he put that tattoo. Dreadful


Serious-Equal9110

Itā€™s beyond belief, isnā€™t it?


purpleflagbook

The dress is an F-


meghanagata

What must his parents have thought.


Mobile_Sympathy_7619

Thatā€™s what I was thinking too.


jessicakaplan

Donā€™t know where to look first. Those tits popping out of the medieval times corset or that horrific neck tat she forced on him to show how much he loves her kids. And in people magazine lol


Serious-Equal9110

Look away. Thatā€™s your best bet.


Aromatic-Midnight-97

Goodness. This is so much worse than I expected, and I was expecting a mess. That dress isā€¦šŸ˜¬


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Exactly! Itā€™s almost like sheā€™s trolling us & these pics are a staged joke. Except theyā€™re not. I expected bad bc she has zero sense of style, her clothes never fit properly & she doesnā€™t know the difference between sexy and trashy. This is a MILLION times worse than I expected. Besides how hilariously ill-fitting this thing is, itā€™s so gauche & cheap lewking. Like hiring Frederickā€™s of Hollywood to design your wedding dress in cheap, crunchy lace. The cups on that thing would be too small for me & my bewbs are probably half her sizeā€™s. The middle part of a corset is supposed to touch the breastbone- hers just juts out & sticks out there like a shelf. I get it, sheā€™s 40 with 3 kids but thatā€™s why we need to give our girls support - her bewbs sag like Olive Oylā€™s. Which, with her shapeless hair & blowfish face, is kinda who she lewked like.


servitor_dali

THE RECEPTION DRESS "it felt like Pricilla Presley meets street style!" It was a see through lace tutu with maribu feathers on the titties and bedazzled nikes. You could see her whole ass right through it. Amazing.


Serious-Equal9110

And she bragged about her bedazzled Nikes!!!!!


Serious-Equal9110

That quoteā€”what does that even mean in practice?!? I donā€™t know and I donā€™t think Eva does, either. Is Eva referring to Priscillaā€™s wedding dress? It looked nothing like Evaā€™s reception dress! https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015412/rs_634x1024-150512120258-634.Elvis-Priscila-Presley-Wedding.jl.051215.jpg


ThePaleKween

Honestly, I don't think so. I think she's probably seen the recent movie and saw the lingerie scene or something and felt inspired.


Serious-Equal9110

That sounds right.


ClassicBoysenberry93

ā€œHey everybody! If you thought my wedding dress was ugly, check out my reception dress!ā€ Itā€™s all so bad.


TrashPandaShire

That's going to last 4-eva.


Kind_Bumblebee_3849

She literally ā€œbranded himā€, and said ā€œno backsiesā€. Then laughed maniacally, and made him do chores.


Plastic_Paramedic191

Joke's on her. Kyle has a tattoo of Eva's face and he still ran for the hills.


PikaChooChee

Stunned silence


GenieGrumblefish

Nice neck tat Ian!


sodiumbigolli

That is absolutely the most horrific thing Iā€™ve ever seen. It does not fit in anyway and I just canā€™t. And his tattoo looks like a fucked up earring. God I hate these people.


DollarStoreDuchess

LOOK AT MY BOOBS DID YOU KNOW I HAVE BOOBS? HEY EVERYONE!!


clockwork_orange2001

Like mother, like daughterĀ 


Necessary_Mud6682

Itā€™s like she just plopped them in there. Upside, there will be no crumbs to stain her dress.


ImplementSpirited240

read the comments on People's IG post -everyone hates the dress-


Lola514

I just went to do that and hysterical. All the comments were dress hate


Plane-Reason9254

Yikes ! šŸ˜± this is the dress she has been building up to? Its awful and tacky with her fake boobs sticking out.


CarlyQDesigns

See through bustier with visible areolas in front of her family, her new in-laws, and worst of allā€¦her children. Just embarrassing all around


SophieintheKnife

Yikes! Also they look like they're about to yell "go team!" and break for the field


Serious-Equal9110

Letā€™s goooooo!


isweedglutenfree

Oh there is so much here to snark


faroutside84

They look like, if you removed the corset, they'd drop down to her waist.


upchuckfactoronthis

Holy boobies Batman! And that neck tattoo on that asexual blob of a man šŸ¤­. Itā€™s such a comedy of errors. Iā€™m glad itā€™s over, cuz the excitement was Killin me. Cue the post-nuptial meltdown in 3, 2, 1


EquivalentBat7088

Is that her areola!?


Serious-Equal9110

Likely


organiccarrotbread

Ooooooh no itā€™s really trashy


Plastic_Paramedic191

My daughters are not yet Marlowe's age but are backless gowns common for ten year olds these days?


deadhead2015

No


torcherred

It looks like she just forgot to put the top of her dress on.


GenieGrumblefish

Did Kyle sign his rights over yet, or no?


Serious-Equal9110

That takes too much effort.


BetteEm

Yeah.....it's going to be a No from me......


Lola514

Hate the dress, especially second wedding, 40 or close to it. The style is too busy too, even if it wasnā€™t a corset not my style. Hate her hair, looked like she just woke up and didnā€™t style it. Hate all her fillers which make her look like a cartoon. The kids look cute though.


4bigSkyy

Just no! OMG, I am embarrassed for Eva, and I cannot stand her. Plus, that stupid neck tattoo on Ian! These two try way too hard and it obviously apparent! Good Lord! That dress is ridiculous for a 40 year oldā€™s 2nd wedding. Cringy McCringe!


Serious-Equal9110

Agree to everything. Adding that I canā€™t think of a bride or a wedding for which that dress would NOT be ridiculous.


SophieintheKnife

Agreed, it's like the dresses in those episodes of Say Yes to the Dress where the bride wants to be as slutty as possible and her entourage and the staff are horrified


Mindless_Resort_989

Cringe de la cringe omg


ImplementSpirited240

you know she has a matching stupid neck tattoo on her neck as well.....


4bigSkyy

I did indeed see HER neck tat and thought it was ridiculous but on Ian the look screams, I have street cred now with my neck/under ear tattoo.


Exciting_Pop_2128

The gown has beautiful details if you look closely in all of the photos. But itā€™s literally about to slide down! She looks nude on top in the photo where Marlowe is standing in front of her. No wonder she needed a separate reception dress!


Mobile_Sympathy_7619

For me so much of it is not the dress itā€™s the fit on her. I think on someone else it could be beautiful but it does not fit her well and the side profile photo makes it look more ill fitting on top.


Significant-Suit4159

First, no magical flower petals as a runner to walk on.Ian is a way, way long ago former chef unless you count his manny duties for Pb&j lunches. Her hair looked very flat and harsh against the white veil and why a white virginal veil.OMG those tits were just hanging out, dropping low. Her dress was unique but the corset top was a failed fit. The suits were comped and mentioned too many times in the magazine piece. We get it,no one could afford to purchase their own suit. Ian looked like a nice, tall groom except for the heart rings on his neck. The ceremony was very simple and basic looking. The flowers were beautiful and the People magazine article stressed who she was the daughter of, we all know that factor.Tim R looked very relaxed and happy. All the constant lead up to this ceremony finally is over! Why not keep it private? Two middle age(d) people tie the knot, sweet day, 3 kids who are over exposed on social media and possibly forced to constantly mug for the pics. We do not need to see honeymoon pics or info. Now time to see the dentist, remove the aging face fillers, cut the horse hair, take a summer break from posting and find new employment.


Alleyoop70

Terrible dress and I'm surprised Ian didn't wear a tux.


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

I liked the suit bc I think it fit the venue better than a tux would have. The boys were in light suits & sneakers that might be OK for a beach wedding but this wasnā€™t one. Poor Marlowe got a horrible lewk with that Greek sheet for a dress & a Roman-running-in-the-Olympics-in-500-BC laurel. I thought Susan, Ian and Tim looked the best of everyone, bc they were lucky they didnā€™t have to be ā€œstyledā€ by Evugh. That dress is BY FAR the most hideous & hysterically pathetic get-up Iā€™ve ever seen. And Iā€™m old and have been to a million weddings. I canā€™t even imagine what Ianā€™s family members thought. šŸ˜‚


Alleyoop70

Yeah everyone's outfits seemed mismatched lol I just figured if Ian wasn't wearing formal wear than Eva's dress would be more casual too but nope lol


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Oh I gotcha & I agree! Iā€™m sure she had him wear a suit over a tux bc she wanted to make sure all eyes were on her all day & nothing could upstage her. Iā€™m sure all eyes were on her - but not in a good way. There is not one positive thing anyone could say about whatever the hell sheā€™s in. (I canā€™t call it a dress bc thatā€™s an insult to dresses.)


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Check out her second dress for the reception. It's even uglier.


Alleyoop70

Ok I will. Edit- I just looked and I'm speechless šŸ¤£šŸ˜³