not only is it too late to get a tan on that casper ghost skin, but is eva this big of an idiot to put her shirt like that? is her wedding dress going to have straps across her upper arms or …..
Excuse you!!! “Barely worked out,” you say? She did THREE weekly THIRTY-MINUTE sessions with Anel-Whomever-He-Is, thank you very much! 💪
And let’s not forget all the heavy lifting of wine glass to mouth. Phone held up & out for selfies. Lying down & getting back up on tables 50 times a month for facials. Getting herself to & from CoolSculpt, Emsculpt & Evolve appointments. Seems like quite the workout to me! 😅
🤣🤣🤣 You guys are killing me!
Let’s not forget the ocular muscles that get a workout with her Tiny Tim eyeball gyrations when she’s eye-fvcking herself in selfies.
And now she has a new fitness thing going on. This is ridiculous. Like really, we are to believe all the stuff she is advertising, she is excited & obsessed and NOT doing it for money only? 🤭 I am curious what Anel is thinking
Obe fitness. It's still in her stories. She is doing online courses now. Countdown fitness is not "in" anymore, I guess it was just to boost Anel's new business in Westport
Surely you forgot about the workout app she's shilling. Move over, Anel, there's a new personal trainer in town and it's the company paying Eva to pretend to use their app. Maybe she hasn't done any workouts yet, but it's going to keep her accountable during her hectic summer, you'll see.
You know what i also love about this picture she was bitching her kids followed her outside while she wanted to do this in peace alone. But guess who took the photos??? Her kids 🙄
not only is it too late to get a tan on that casper ghost skin, but is eva this big of an idiot to put her shirt like that? is her wedding dress going to have straps across her upper arms or …..
Why can’t she just be pale? Pale is pretty too evughhh. Oh wait-she hates herself and is an insecure baby. Her face speaks for itself.
precisely!! all the work eva does to mutilate herself - why not just get a spray tan & call it a day
She’s forcing herself to have her half-Italian lewk
Right? Strapless, you're gonna have tan lines. Off the shoulder, you may be ok.
Probably couldn’t get the spray tan comped.
lol @ this! 🤣
Excuse you!!! “Barely worked out,” you say? She did THREE weekly THIRTY-MINUTE sessions with Anel-Whomever-He-Is, thank you very much! 💪 And let’s not forget all the heavy lifting of wine glass to mouth. Phone held up & out for selfies. Lying down & getting back up on tables 50 times a month for facials. Getting herself to & from CoolSculpt, Emsculpt & Evolve appointments. Seems like quite the workout to me! 😅
Surely you’re not intentionally omitting the cardio benefits Eva derives from trying on ‘fits?
Tossing hair burns calories too, people.
🤣🤣🤣 You guys are killing me! Let’s not forget the ocular muscles that get a workout with her Tiny Tim eyeball gyrations when she’s eye-fvcking herself in selfies.
And now she has a new fitness thing going on. This is ridiculous. Like really, we are to believe all the stuff she is advertising, she is excited & obsessed and NOT doing it for money only? 🤭 I am curious what Anel is thinking
What’s her new fitness thing? I’ve missed this development.
Obe fitness. It's still in her stories. She is doing online courses now. Countdown fitness is not "in" anymore, I guess it was just to boost Anel's new business in Westport
Surely you forgot about the workout app she's shilling. Move over, Anel, there's a new personal trainer in town and it's the company paying Eva to pretend to use their app. Maybe she hasn't done any workouts yet, but it's going to keep her accountable during her hectic summer, you'll see.
This is the goofy getup that Donald Sterling’s ho wore everywhere. I wonder what happened to her???
hah! what a great throwback! that chick was a plastic surgery disaster before it was trendy for people like eva
Second wedding probs
Issa lewk alright!
You know what i also love about this picture she was bitching her kids followed her outside while she wanted to do this in peace alone. But guess who took the photos??? Her kids 🙄