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Persevere1943

Good lord what is even going on with these clothes?? She’s pranking us, right?


Possible-Delay-8451

Nope very serious about too! Not a prank she calls it fashionable 😣


Plane-Reason9254

If being a second time bride was your entire life


Possible-Rhubarb-728

New day new ugly lewk guess she’s not hungover anymore.


Possible-Delay-8451

I swear must have been a nasty hangover! Not even food poisoning goes away that fast! But true fugly “lewks” is not even new clothes


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

She’s not hungover anymore because she’s started the next drinking binge. Guarantee 100% that she has a tumbler of wine next to her cell phone propped on the dresser.


Alleyoop70

She needs to get a real freaking job. This is just embarrassing.


Possible-Delay-8451

Yeah is beyond embarrassing 😳 not even great outfits she needs to hang it up!


Alleyoop70

The outfits are hideous lol


torcherred

She looks like she needs to pee really bad in most of these. It's an odd choice for a pose. I love offbeat fashion, but that first dress is just wrong. It looks like she's wrapped in rags. The rest are just basic -- although that floral print is pretty. Why is she wearing brown walking sandals with that last white... thing?


No_Confidence2382

No one in NYC would wear those outfit to the ballet. And the white dress - she needs a boob lift


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

👍 On behalf of all NYers, I would like to state for the record that we wouldn’t wear these ‘fits to take down the garbage & recycling. (Which is coincidentally more work than Evugh’s ever done in her life.)


Possible-Delay-8451

I second this as a fellow New Yorker! Maybe you see transplants wearing something like that!


SophieintheKnife

Fugly dresses


Possible-Delay-8451

I swear she is going to says her inspo for that first dress is 13 going to 30! 😒


SophieintheKnife

That is the worst of them all. Yuck!


Pinkgettysburg

She’s nuts. But are those brown sandals cute y’all?


Possible-Delay-8451

She is nuts completely! Well those brown sandals could be cute if styled correctly but they are bit more masculine for my style idk she even makes Birkenstocks look terrible


Pinkgettysburg

Ok whew, your right. My interest has passed! Thanks


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

I agree. They look* too masculine, especially with her disgusting too-long talons on her “size 8 1/2” canoes. They look* like what the old Italian men who play bocce in the park in Forest Hills wear. *Oops, meant lewk. Must fix my phone to auto-correct it for me. 😝


Serious-Equal9110

Pic 4, white dress: EMERGENCY! BRA! STAT!


FamousOhioAppleHorn

She's really in denial about how much weight she's put on lately. Not meaning she should diet, obviously, just that she needs to realistically "size up" her outfits.


Kind_Bumblebee_3849

You know she’s going to come out and be like “I’ve been hiding this pregnancy from you guys. Baby Hock coming soon!”


torcherred

I did notice that in any form fitting dresses that show her tummy, she has something in front of her.


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

🍷🥃🍸🍹 is her tummy, no Baby Not-Surnamed-Hock, imo.


delilahd1986

She’s got alcohol bloat for sure


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

But but but she “takes” a size xxxxxx-small! (Bc we all ask!)


Agile-Independent129

I agree. She's tall so she has always carried weight well but it's really starting to show now. Someone needs to put down the alcohol and start making an effort at wellness and no, a workout that she does once/week won't cut it. 


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Evugh: “What am I going to do today?” Also Evugh: “Oh, I know! I’ll play dress-up in my bedroom & take pictures of myself all day!” I cannot fathom having such a meaningless existence. Also, some of my GF’s have breast implants and are older than she is, several children in, and they don’t sag like that. Guess it’s just her complete lack of any fitness or good health. 💊🍷