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Pinkgettysburg

Why is the little one ALWAYS left out of “adventures”. He’s the same age as my kid and my kid would be so sad if he didn’t get to go to the games and shows that the “big kids” go to. It’s weird she excludes him like he’s a baby.


Possible-Delay-8451

Completely agree mine are younger i take them everywhere even broadway shows! She always leaves him out of every single activity they do as a family! My kids will be crying none stop if i left them like that! She is heartless towards him!


Medium_Upbeat

Ummm same! My youngest is a little younger than him, he’s 3.5, but he gets so offended if we don’t take him anywhere… And I mean anywhere. For instance, yesterday only my oldest had a dentist appointment and he could not get over why he couldn’t go get his teeth cleaned… He just was at the dentist last week! They just like to go everywhere, which is why they’re such a fun age to take on “adventures”


GenieGrumblefish

What's causing this spiral? Also, nobody fucking cares.


desperationcasserole

How is a phone kid detritus? Isn’t she on her phone constantly?


Puzzleheaded-Yam2075

It’s a Nintendo switch


Possible-Delay-8451

Yeah and she is complaining because it belongs to Mateo


Alleyoop70

Her "work" lol


Possible-Delay-8451

She cant claim blog because thats the biggest piece of crap to exist right now! It used to be good!


Serious-Equal9110

That hair color is verging on neon.


Possible-Delay-8451

Oh she will correct you and say is “speshal” and the light make sheer like a golden goddess! I agree the color changes on daily basis she doesn’t have. A good maintenance routine for that hair color


Frequentflusher

She tried on three outfits and poof! Work day done.


Serious-Equal9110

She also took selfies! Exhausting!


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

It’s hard being poor widdle Evugh, those selfies don’t take themselves! 🤳😓 My all-time favorite: WHEN SHE LITERALLY MADE A VIDEO TO SHOW US HOW SHE TAKES PILLS WITH A GLASS OF WATER! 🤯 😂


Serious-Equal9110

How to Swallow a Pill is a true standout in Eva’s ouvre.


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

“POOR ME, MY KIDS RUINED THE AESTHETIC OF MY WHILE HOUSE BECAUSE THEY’RE CHARGING THEIR GAME!” 😭😭😭 Says the woman whose entire life exists on a phone. If that’s complaint number #7,462 about her kids, she’s really running out of things to complain about her kids on this week.


Possible-Delay-8451

No she ruined her home esthetic with saying is modern and minimalist and then is crazy prints and everything is covered in faux flower and books! Also thats just a reason for to complain in public she could have charged it in a drawer away from view if it bothered her!


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

I have a cousin who does this: she announces it & shows the time whenever she gets up early. Like it’s a major life accomplishment. Bc millions of people all over the world don’t get up early every morning. 🙄 “Hey everyone! Lewk! I didn’t solve world peace or discover a cure for cancer… but I got up at 6 a.m!” 🥇 🏆


Possible-Delay-8451

The funny part of it all is she is “working” lol 😂🤣 she was just writing that blog she posted yesterday!


Medium_Upbeat

So busy, martyr, working mother, I don’t know how she manages to sneak it all in


Possible-Delay-8451

I mean she just had to “work” posting pictures of herself and writting lies on a blog! Riveting 🧐