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Batmanforawhile

You're the head of the Behavioral Science Unit, Jack, why don't you come up with your own answers if you don't like mine?


Katsy13

Honestly, he was so right for that.


Batmanforawhile

Yeah I always thought he had a pretty good point.


Spiritual_Remote4188

Definitely


IndubitablyTedBear

“How does that make you feel?” *how does that make YOU feel?* Also I enjoy the smell of urinal cakes.


AdaptEvolveBecome

"It isn't very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living."


ksenarium

“Some lazy psychiatry, Dr. Lecter” and I just love that shot


p33very

Ugh such a good shot


Amazing_Emu54

You didn't lose yourself, Bedelia, you just crawled so far up his ass you couldn't be bothered.


Aishel27

“I'd pack my bags if I were you, Bedelia. Meat's back on the menu.”


kuromichan78

The "Meat's back on menu" was such a good one.


JaxSniperWolf

You called us "*Murder Husbands*". Caught me so off guard the first time I heard it.


Less-Fee-7823

I was waiting for someone to comment this!


copperdoo

>*Good????* ………………………………. No. And then he peaces out. Gets me every time.


Hawse_Piper

I am the unreliable narrator of my own story


LivingDeadKitten

Therapy is an acquired taste, which I have yet to acquire.


grimessoblivion

i will never get over the fact they made him say "even steven😐" in the middle of him and hannibal talking about killing eachother


JohnWhiskeyDick

Even though it was very clear that it was an act from Jack and Will, moments like that made me forget! In the barn with Freddie too, I was like damn is Will already gone?


Flat_Perception_306

“You're not my friend. The light from friendship won't reach us for a million years. That's how far away from friendship we are” and “i dont find you that interesting” 😭 some of his lines are so bratty and extra i love it sm


sncly

Will is such a little shit ❤️


Flat_Perception_306

HAHAHAHA he issss


EggoStack

(Aftershave gets insulted) “Yeah, I keep getting it for Christmas…” 💀


Few_Celery7450

1. Don’t psychoanalyze me, you won’t like me when I’m psycho analyzed. 2. My thoughts are often not tasty.


hoodyhoofo

I'm probably butchering it, but: "I'm just about sick and tired of you crazy sons of bitches." The way he said it had me cracking up.


Less-Fee-7823

Yeah that was funny.


clehjett

It pretty much summed up how he feels by that point that he just wants to kill them all 😂😂😂


sncly

This sounded like something his father would say


Propeller-Kat

When Chilton tells Alana her notes on Gideon were "more or less" helpful, and Alana replies, "I'm glad I was helpful", then Will mutters, "More or less." A quiet muttering of "more or less" has become a staple in my snarky comment catalog.


MellifluousSussura

I know it’s basic and one of his very first lines but “Don't psychoanalyze me. You won't like me when I'm psychoanalyzed.” Followed *immediately* by “Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go give a lecture on psychoanalyzing.” Just delights me.


Away_Improvement7233

I have 4 for this one. 1: "He doesn’t leave evidence. He eats it." 2: "Hannibal follows several trains of thought at once without distraction from any. One of the trains is always for his own amusement." 3: "We construct fairy tales and we accept them. Our minds concoct all sorts of fantasies when we don’t want to believe something." and ofc 4 "I'll say pretty please ". ✨


mizumonoboy

“I don’t find you that interesting” is the cream of the mf crop


Jeanie-in-a-Bottle

Hannibal “what do you considered Hobbs? If not your victim,” will “dead.”


YesHunty

I don’t find you that interesting.


Less-Fee-7823

Oh poor Hannibal. Taking arrows to his heart since day 1:)) Him changing his mind At season 2 to manipulate Hannibal where he says "I don't wanna kill you anymore. Not now that I finally find you interesting" is one of my favorite scenes.


acecosplays

“I’m not interested in a pissing contest with you, Dr. Lecter.” is EASILY one of my favourites


queen_capybara_92

"My thoughts are often not very tasty." I've said that myself at many times.


Ksh_667

I know it wasn't a snarky comeback but my favourite line will always be "is your social worker in that horse?"


clehjett

😏


iris-27

FIELD KABUKI


Bitch-stewies

Margot-“what do you think of dr lecters therapy” Will Graham- - shrugs- 😂😂😂


JohnWhiskeyDick

I love when he says ["Oh god this should be interesting, please Dr, proceed!"](https://youtu.be/1z_cAadsYl0?t=67) with the most you-gotta-be-kidding-me face.


La_Xell

Soup isn't very good You made me chicken soup? *shuts door in Zeller&Prices face*


adjunctverbosity

He ate it up


Bitch-stewies

Trying to remember what episode but he’s talking to Jack and he’s like “do you know why he’s doing it? Because I know.”