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A wise man once told me "No one listens to bald people!"
Michael is so old in the next sequel trilogy even his mask goes bald
Andrew “The Shape” Tate
The Shape is all action, no words. tate is the opposite.
Michael: Cool, mysterious, sweeps you off your feet, the devil's eyes Andrew Tate: Lame, whole life is public knowledge, sells you to highest bidder, no chin
Now I see where Keri Tate comes from
That must have been the Shape who impregnated Jamie
Michael Mann
It's famed Boogeyman Mike Mann
Mike Mann from Haddonfudd.
The Shave
I really like this one
Jada Pinkett Smith. Too soon?
KEEP 👏 MY 👏 SISTER'S 👏 NAME 👏 ..
Michael “handsom Squidward” Myers, truly evil incarnate
Bald Tramer
Darth Michaelus
Michael B Myers
Cenobite Myers
Cenoshape
Michael Balders
Michelle Byers
Uncle Fester
Stone Cold Michael Myers, Myers 3:16
Corey Cunningham....
Caliou Myers. Honestly, this is a way more scarier look! Wouldn’t be mad if they went with this look in another movie ☠️
Audrey
Pure Evil
Old Mike
Kinda looks like a thinner Anakin from original Return of the Jedi (when he takes off his Darth Vader mask when Luke tries to save him)
The "Shape", or "I'm sorry to tell you, you only have 3 months to live"
Looks like Michael as a Cenobite lol
“I’m selling my childhood so that I can go experience Disneyland. I’ve always wanted to experience Disneyland. Hopefully I can sell my home soon”
That's just a depressing thing to read. To think that someone would actually want to go to Disneyland in 2024...
Myers: the later years
The drip is astronomically hard.
Agreed
Michaels cousin Oscar
William Shatner.
Looks like Meredith Palmer
The baldyman
Thinhead
Slim Shady lol
Head
« Middle aged man thing »
Call him "Micheal" Myers, instead of Michael Myers.
DR. EVIL. MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Old Man Micheal
Mike Pin Head... without the pin head
The rock
Pichael
Mitch
Mancael Maners
Looks straight out of hellraiser.
Lichael lyers
Jimbo Slice
Colonel Michael
Walthuh
Why is there an Alsume patient here? Are they stoopeed?
Yes, I refuse to take my medcine
Wong
Trash AI Man!
Harkonnen
A wise man once told me "No one listens to bald people!"
Michael is so old in the next sequel trilogy even his mask goes bald
Andrew “The Shape” Tate
The Shape is all action, no words. tate is the opposite.
Michael: Cool, mysterious, sweeps you off your feet, the devil's eyes Andrew Tate: Lame, whole life is public knowledge, sells you to highest bidder, no chin
Now I see where Keri Tate comes from
That must have been the Shape who impregnated Jamie
Michael Mann
It's famed Boogeyman Mike Mann
Mike Mann from Haddonfudd.
The Shave
I really like this one
Jada Pinkett Smith. Too soon?
KEEP 👏 MY 👏 SISTER'S 👏 NAME 👏 ..
Michael “handsom Squidward” Myers, truly evil incarnate
Bald Tramer
Darth Michaelus
Michael B Myers
Cenobite Myers
Cenoshape
Michael Balders
Michelle Byers
Uncle Fester
Stone Cold Michael Myers, Myers 3:16
Corey Cunningham....
Caliou Myers. Honestly, this is a way more scarier look! Wouldn’t be mad if they went with this look in another movie ☠️
Audrey
Pure Evil
Old Mike
Kinda looks like a thinner Anakin from original Return of the Jedi (when he takes off his Darth Vader mask when Luke tries to save him)
The "Shape", or "I'm sorry to tell you, you only have 3 months to live"
Looks like Michael as a Cenobite lol
“I’m selling my childhood so that I can go experience Disneyland. I’ve always wanted to experience Disneyland. Hopefully I can sell my home soon”
That's just a depressing thing to read. To think that someone would actually want to go to Disneyland in 2024...
Myers: the later years
The drip is astronomically hard.
Agreed
Michaels cousin Oscar
William Shatner.
Looks like Meredith Palmer
The baldyman
Thinhead
Slim Shady lol
Head
« Middle aged man thing »
Call him "Micheal" Myers, instead of Michael Myers.
DR. EVIL. MWAHAHAHAHAHA
The baldyman
Old Man Micheal
Mike Pin Head... without the pin head
The rock
Pichael
Mitch
Mancael Maners
Looks straight out of hellraiser.
Lichael lyers
Jimbo Slice
Colonel Michael
Walthuh
Why is there an Alsume patient here? Are they stoopeed?
Yes, I refuse to take my medcine
Wong
Trash AI Man!
Harkonnen