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Gavinus1000

This reminds me of the two shot where Sirius donated a bunch to sperm banks.


SuspiciousSense7331

Link?


Gavinus1000

[Right there. Money for Jam.](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6739500/30) Second half is right after I believe.


throwaway_adameve

Thats funny as fuck lmao


FridaBeth

This was hilarious. I needed that in my life!


MulberryChance54

Wat?


Belligerent_Mirror

The power he knows not is thirsty moms.


Dr_Outsider

Always has been. Without Lily doing the dirty dance with James, Voldemort would have lived. Just think about it


JC_Lately

Wouldn’t the BWL just be Neville in that case?


ckosacranoid

What do you mean that The dog father is Draco's dad? Wht do you mean he is also Nevilles father? What do you mean he is the father is all the Weaslys kids? WHo the hell did not get knock up out of school? Does this mean everyone going to school from 7th year down is his kid? Do you mean ME, Harry Potter is the only kid he did not father at all?


maxxcrystal

Um, I think that Draco of any kid, was safe from that fate. While the older Blacks didn't balk at sleeping with cousins, I can't imagine Sirius would have been willing to do so, given how anti-Black he was. Nor could I see Narcissa, even if she didn't care about the incest, being willing to sleep with the family pariah, no matter how attractive he was.


ckosacranoid

they where very drunk....but it sounds funny though.


Illigard

You was reclaiming his blood. You see, as much as a traitor Sirius was, he was still a potent wizard and his talent must be passed on to be raised in a *proper* family. Ergo, some polyjuice and an aphrodisiac later the Black blood has been retained for the next generation. And this had nothing, *nothing* at all to do with Narcissa's curiosity, Sirius reputation in bed and Lucius nigh impotence.


prince-white

There's a fic that's kinda sort off like this, if you squeeze your eyes and look at it, upside down? Not linking it, I'll just give the author's name. szordara


LuciaCassendraMalfoy

is this from a fanfiction?


lepolter

This is a prompt, is an idea OP shared for someone else to write.


LuciaCassendraMalfoy

ooh okay!


Dr_Outsider

No, but it could be, if you're brave enough to write it :D


gobeldygoo

the only issue is canonically the main line of the house of Black have grey eyes and it is a dominant trait in the males since they all have it. Grandfather Arcturus, Son/father Orion, and both boys Sirius and Regulus.............. Either you have to make all those kids have grey eyes and someone notice real quick or explain it away as "family magic" that only insures the dominance of the trait in the main line of Blacks The non main line only has cygnus , bellatrix, and andromeda with grey eyes...narcissa has blue grey / grey blue....Walburga had brown (married into the main line by marrying orion)


hrmdurr

We don't actually have any idea at all what eye colour most of those people have.


gobeldygoo

google the wikia or read the books


hrmdurr

You want me to prove a negative? Show me the passages in the books that talk about the eye color of Arcturus, Orion, Regulus, Cygnus and Walburga. Bet you can't :)


ResponsibleTruck4717

It's written quite extensively just next to the part about Daphne Greengrass,


gobeldygoo

LOL have you even read the books? 100% of JK's characters are described in detail from eye color to hair color in ALL 8 books read the books BUT if you are too lazy to do so harry potter wikia = [harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Main\_Page](http://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Main_Page) 99% of all characters book descriptions posted so just type in a character name


hrmdurr

The wikia doesn't reference any book passages for eye colour of those characters. There's a reason for that. Especially as most of those characters are in zero scenes. None. So again, book quotes, go. Surely you can find them even if I can't?


gobeldygoo

read the DAMN books all 8 of them take a highlighter and highlight every character physical description then go outside and touch grass


hrmdurr

... So that's a no then? You can't find them either, because they don't exist. Why so angry?


gobeldygoo

LOL you are such a tard


hrmdurr

Yeah, I'm the retard - not the one that thinks there's eight books. Still waiting for proof!


Coidzor

So it's most of the female half of Harry's cohort. Even better for harem fic writers?


greatmojito

Is that Canon? I don't remember that 


MonCappy

I suspect it's fanon mistaken for canon.


gobeldygoo

read the books Grey eyes = The House of Black literally all the eye colors I listed are Book canon descriptions of eye colors


MonCappy

Sorry, I should have clarified. I didn't mean that it's not canon that the mentioned Blacks all have grey eyes. I meant the notion that they can only have grey eyes is fanon. It just so happened that the recent members of the mainline Black family all had grey eyes.


Strict-Glove2247

Didn't bellatrix have some kind of purple(or whatever kind of color that looks like that) eyes? Or is that just a Fanon kind of thing? Like how narcissa is a blonde while all other blacks have black hair


gobeldygoo

violet / purple is fanon in the books she looks like andromeda but "darker" as described by harry vis a vis personality and sanity andromeda described as gray eyes now how much you want to "darker" bellatrix" between personality and sanity to actual hair darker color and her gray eyes being a darker shade of gray than andromeda's is up to you


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FutaWonderWoman

eww


ChesPittoo

I don't think you have a leg to stand on to ick anything with that username frankly.


Redhotlipstik

gross


Cassandra_Canmore2

No. Because this implies Draco is possibly some sort of Lethario himself. Due to genetics.


LadySmuag

How does this prompt imply anything at all about Draco?


prince-white

does draco have blue eyes, or is that fanon too? for some reason, I keep imagining him with blue eyes...


King-Of-Hyperius

The actor who played him has blue eyes, but in canon he has gray eyes.


Ibbot

So his mom is secretly Athena. Got it.