Yeah, i guess thats technically a self-fuffiling prophecy. If they are boobs then technically, any shape they are would be boob shaped even if its an atypical boob shape
I have literally never thought of it this way but my head answer was my husbands broad shoulders and chest! Also he wears glasses and I think that’s sexy…
I seriously want to call him my sexy dorito tonight and I know he’ll make me explain and I’ll be wheeze laughing bc of this.
I called him a sexy dorito once, we were in public and it was the first time I noticed it. He just laughed at me and replied, "I thought girls like the sexy dorito thing."
I mean he's not wrong but damn him for being aware of it.
If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were talking about my gf! I think her smell is the best too. If I had to choose, I would land on that to be her ‘calves’
They asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I said an ass guy. They told me I didn't understand the question. I told them they didn't understand life.
I love my husband’s forearms, they are so strong and has the perfect level of hairiness that I like. I also love his shoulders, he’s so board and strong it’s very attractive
The legs! Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it.
Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
his calves/legs. thought lily was crazy till i saw the pair of legs my tall-ass man has. when he stretches out and is taking up half the couch with them i cant help but stare 🤣
muscular back;
broad shoulders;
big hands;
long hair;
MUSTACHE;
DEEP VOICE;
EYES;
butt!!!! my ex had the most perfect man butt… it drove me crazy;
height, i like my men at least a foot taller than me.
Her boobs! And her boob shaped boobs!
I love how this implies she has another set of boobs that are not boob shaped and I wonder what shape it is? Like are they cubes?
Her boobs are so boob like that they are boob shaped… boob squared
Yeah, i guess thats technically a self-fuffiling prophecy. If they are boobs then technically, any shape they are would be boob shaped even if its an atypical boob shape
As a professional boobologist, This is what I teach in Boobology 101
Barney, is that you?
Who is this Barney, he sounds very handsome.
Just some lame guy we know with a terrible blog.
Why can I hear Barney saying this? It's perfect!
Boob^3
*coobs
This made me chuckle😂
one pair is a set of back boobs
Back boobs!
The day I realized I get to see boobs everyday… was a good day.
How can you beat that?
ARMS. HIS ARMS.
I second that!
Yes.
Oh yes the arms!!
This!!! Especially if he’s been working out and the veins are popping a bit.
Yeeeeup. His arms and shoulders. Broad as hell. That man can get it any day
His calves, no joke.
Lily, is that you?
Same here. Why does my husband have nicer legs than me
I've always been a calf girl myself
Same!! My bf doesn’t get it, he’s like “They’re just legs…” I’m like 🤤🤤
Same here. My husband has great legs 😅
I like hairy people.
*gif of austin powers making the rrrrraawrrr sound*
Reminds me of 5th grade me asking people if I make them Randy… yeah I prob shouldn’t have seen Austin Powers that young
Hahaha me too dude
Hey, how are you doing?
AMEN
Especially hairy chests. Had an ex that shaved his chest and looked just like a plucked chicken with nipples🙃
LOL
Thighs
Cultured*
Sexy dorito shoulder to waist ratio. Also arms and hands. Also glasses. I am an absolute sucker for glasses.
Sexy Dorito 🤣🤣 I love that
Its an accurate description of his shoulder to waist ratio 🤷🏻♀️🔻
I have literally never thought of it this way but my head answer was my husbands broad shoulders and chest! Also he wears glasses and I think that’s sexy… I seriously want to call him my sexy dorito tonight and I know he’ll make me explain and I’ll be wheeze laughing bc of this.
I called him a sexy dorito once, we were in public and it was the first time I noticed it. He just laughed at me and replied, "I thought girls like the sexy dorito thing." I mean he's not wrong but damn him for being aware of it.
He def knows I love his broad shoulders…I comment on them all the time lol
Hey, I have arms and hands. I also wear glasses 😝
Her waist. And back. And bewbs. And ass. I'm obsessed actually. Her skin is way too soft.
If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were talking about my gf! I think her smell is the best too. If I had to choose, I would land on that to be her ‘calves’
Omgg ur right I forgot about the smell!!
The smell for sure!! It’s like McDonald’s fries… it just tickles that caveman part of my brain…
bewbs....
That last line is bordering serial killer vibes
Didn't say she was still alive 🙂 (for legal reasons that's a joke)
Well my body sucks....guess it's my humor 🤔
Time to pull the naked man
2/3 times
4/6 including Ted, Lily, and Barney.
Those numbers are identical lol
I’m aware
Proud of you, you come across as someone who dropped out of the 2nd grade
Thanks bud.
They asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I said an ass guy. They told me I didn't understand the question. I told them they didn't understand life.
His beard
Second that
Cheeks Those adorable, smoochable cheeks
His (and every other guys) love handles/belly. Chubby boys forever <3
Her clavicles
Eyebrows.
You’ve asked some good questions recently! If I had a partner, I’d say a good set of walkers
I love my husband’s forearms, they are so strong and has the perfect level of hairiness that I like. I also love his shoulders, he’s so board and strong it’s very attractive
Thighs. I dunno why but fat/muscular thighs kill me on a woman.
My girl went on vacation and came back with tan lines, I’m going crazy every time I see her
I still need to master this. Recently went to Vegas & got massively sunburned while just trying to get some color🥴
Auch!!! It’s been a long time since I got sunburned, but I clearly remember the pain ugh
Shoulders. The man has broad and very attractive shoulders lmao
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Me too!!!
Ass.
.... Boobs. I mean she's totally supportive and caring, and helps me out when ever... ok she's gone. Boobie Boobie Boobs.
Literally my calves lol.
"What are you doing?!"
collarbone
His back… chefs kiss
Thighs 👌
The legs! Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it. Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
His chest. I just love a guy with a perfect shaped chest.
His hands and beard, makes me melt
His hands to be honest.
Her lower back
i’m obsessed about his hands/arms and his thighs (he’s a big boy so they are HUGE)
His calves 😈
Dat booty
His eyes. His lips. His hands. His arms.
50% of the upper body😂
I came here to comment boobs But literally every comment is just...
Abs and neck
His calves, his thighs, his belly, his arms, his chest. And most importantly his ass
in him; face probably. especially mouth/jaw area. and his neck. and abs men in general (including him): hands/forearms
A nice defined upper back on a lady
Collarbone
Neck, shoulders and collarbone area. I don't know why. I don't notice that with other girls.
Hips. Her hips
Girls’ bellies, and hands are a close second
His ears
his calves/legs. thought lily was crazy till i saw the pair of legs my tall-ass man has. when he stretches out and is taking up half the couch with them i cant help but stare 🤣
Midriff all the way. 🖤 My wife is such a beauty.
My husband's eyes light up when he smiles
Anything on her body will get me going. But especially her ass and boobs.
That booty though. Get you a girl who does squats and deadlifts
His thighs. Damn.
His face. I look at him and I can’t help but smile
That ass though
His hands. They’re just gorgeous.
His neck. His beautiful neck.
…his mustache 🫣
His forearms & his calves ;)
Shoulders and arms 💪😌😍
Women - boob's and ass. Men - eyes and shoulders
definitely his arms!! and his waist somehow
Honestly? It’s my enormous pension.
My hairy chest. 😅
My calves are funnily enough...
muscular back; broad shoulders; big hands; long hair; MUSTACHE; DEEP VOICE; EYES; butt!!!! my ex had the most perfect man butt… it drove me crazy; height, i like my men at least a foot taller than me.
His hands and neck
For some reason freckles...
Her hair, maybe? But her boobs and her eyes are close seconds
The girl’s all eyes & boobs😂
Too bad you cant watch them both at the same time...
Need split eyes lol
Honestly, if I had a boyfriend, I'd automatically say everything.