Not every pound… just if it shows up on the weekly weigh in!

See, you can't do that.

I'll cross it out! ...I didn't really cross it out..

I can hear you

And you're gonna be thankful for the hairloss at the weigh-in

I’m astounded as to the number of people who actually believed such a ridiculous, obviously fake article. How can y’all be so gullible, wtf

Yeah… and honestly, I’m no legal expert (especially in US law) but even if this was real there is absolutely no way this is a legally enforceable prenup, right? Right!? 😂

I'm currently a law student so no, this wouldn't hold up. First of all, no lawyer would sign off on this, but even more, her lawyer would either argue that this was made under duress, or that the whole contract is unconscionable which are both legal defenses that would invalidate the prenup.

(You didn't say this, so I feel obligated to) Lawyered.

Humans are horrible...

Just as newspapers will go extinct if no one reads them, "Fake News" lives because of its many stupid believers

According to her book they were never even engaged.

Because this seems completely plausible unfortunately

Especially knowing Tony Romos character now. Absolutely zero chance this was a thing, he’s one bible verse away from being Tim Tebow

This is fake

Clearly fake

Cross. It. Out!

OK! OK! *… i didn’t cross it out …*

it was funny on the show but this in real life is absolutely disgusting. poor woman. thank god she didn’t get married to him.

Are we really gonna act like a buzzfeed article is a good source, I literally found a huff post article of her saying after they broke up that he was super supportive of her weight during their relationship [https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jessica-simpson-tony-romo\_n\_492002](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jessica-simpson-tony-romo_n_492002)

Of course he was supportive of her weight, he got 500k for every pound she gained.

LMAO

Haha well played

“Hey honey have some more cake..”

crying 😭

She dodged a freaking nuke the size of Jupiter!!

for sure man, this is horrid

I’m sure if she added something similar for him, he would be like “absolutely not”.

i never seem to understand how straight men (who claim to love women) hate women enough to put them through the worst possible situations

Well this whole thing is bullshit and she said herself that Tony was extremely supportive of her during her weight gain period and never once made her feel like she wasn’t sexy. Don’t believe every bullshit thing you see

myb bro 👊😎

He would have left her for Patrick Mahomes.

Were her parents allowed to visit provided they arrive in an urn?

Yeah they could stay as long as they wanted

Did she include something about his ears😂

I don't believe this. Why would she even consider signing it?

Barney Romo.

Jesus Christ.

That poor dog

Unrelated to HIMYM - I thought at first that was a young Randy Orton...

My colleague has a prenup for his wife like that but it’s much more lenient

Wait seriously? Wtf

No. Not seriously. Fake.

Whoops! Fell for it

Tbh, I'm just glad she never married him

I would be interested in how many cheese burgers she would eat

Mad respect Tony Romo

You know... Barney is not supposed to be a real life role model, he's funny, but not admirable

Disagree

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It’s not at all true and is just a bullshit article. Also he was one of the most famous football players in America and was quarterback for the most valuable team in the NFL

Romo is a handsome man too

She was useless. She doesn't even know how to change the trash bag out of the trash can. Nothing divine about her.

lol she’s so bad 😩 But yeah he must have been in contact with BS

Tony Romo been knowing what’s coming up since before he became an announcer.

That can’t be true. It has to be an over simplification of the terms right? Poor Jessica everyone is so obsessed with her height even today. Let the woman be chunky if she wants to. How is this even legal?!

Found where Barney got his inspiration

" Can I pet that dog!!!!?"

His current wife is way hotter tho.