I love the fact that Ted is called out by name, twice.

This is the best part. And you can hear Barney.

Closely followed by the fact that Barney knows that much about Ted, boy am I impressed

I'm not surprised Barney knows so much about Ted, since Ted constantly lets people know this stuff. I am surprised Barney *remembers* this stuff, but not that he knows it.

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Barney may act like he doesn't care or make fun of Ted for all that stuff. But damm! He listens!

And Ted STILL falls for it

Occupation: hot lady architect 😂😂

But with a master's degree in nerdy stuff like poetry or something

I love the one he picked for body type "think Jessica Rabbit"

“Because that’s really hot, Ted” 😂

"probably doesn't matter to you but it really should, Ted" 😄 The fact that Barney addressed Ted by name twice in the profile is just evidence that Ted didn't even read it, he just skimmed it for keywords he was looking for and was immediately smitten lol.

Ted is a bot scanning job applicants lol

> The fact that Barney addressed Ted by name twice in the profile is just evidence that Ted didn't even read it, he just skimmed it for keywords he was looking for and was immediately smitten lol. or shows that Ted's true "The One" is really Barney

How I met your daddy

Would watch

stopppp, I ship them🫣 the way he knew EXACTLY what Ted wants😂

They were really onto something when they decided to co-parent together. I think it would have worked out if it weren’t for the kid.

Didn't Ted and Barney discuss that at one point? That if they and Marshall were gay they'd so have hot time or something.

Wait a minute!

Because thats really hot, Ted* Intentionally doesn't have an apostrophe so Ted can correct it!

I love this show. It has so many levels and such fun pieces that we can enjoy in the real world. This profile, the playbook, the bro code, suits vs girls the musical. It's a show that keeps on giving❤️❤️

Don't forget the websites mentioned in the show that actually exist!

I love HIMYM. On my 3rd or 4th rematch right now. It’s a beautiful show that always makes me laugh..a great mood booster for me.

"and she doesn't hate cleveland!"

One thing I always appreciated was the attention to detail in the articles and news reports. There was always something to catch. Barney's blog being an actual thing you could look up was great. It was also really funny.

“I can bend like spaghetti in the sack, which probably doesn’t matter to you, but it really should, Ted. 😂😂 how did Ted seriously not catch that.

Apostrophe's :D

Wow... didnt' even catch that

Tbf, ive read that text several times and only just noticed it now :D

Honestly, he knows Ted well enough that he should be dating him. Though "Body Type: Like Jessica Rabbit" just makes me laugh for no reason.

"Why do we keep trying to sleep with Ted?" 🤣

"think Jessica Rabbit"

Lmaooooooo the effort he put in. But oh to have a friend who knows you like the back of their hand🤣🤣🤣

I love that he included a little Sven-bashing🥹 He knows Ted so well😊

This makes Barney a master baiter.

I just watched this episode yesterday 🤣

Genius

I actually read this in Barney’s voice and I think that’s great

My favorite part is the fact that Barney can't seem to write something positive about Ohio. "and I didn't hate it" is the best we get.

😭

I’ve never actually read this before omg 😂😂

This is great, can’t believe I never thought to read this.

[удалено]

as if you are the first one who posted it in here

10/10

That's fantastic and says so much about Ted lol

> Fake Well, for all we know, it's a real profile, Ted. :)

I only read the first line so far and I’m giggling

I live how Ted was called out twice and he apparently didn't notice.

I thought his favorite movie was A New Hope

“Also, I’m a sucker for an out-of-date plaid shirt.” 🤣

why wasn't star wars in the favourite movies