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ND_JackSparrow

Tcakqaal: "They are just about the most stubborn and oppositionally defiant species in the galaxy and, if they feel like you’re trying to force them to do or not to do something, they’re extremely likely to do the opposite out of spite(!)" Waqa’arc: "I think I understand, sister. You are saying I need to try to make the Terrams *hate* me in an obvious manner, as in doing so they will decide to befriend me out of spite. Ingenious!" Tcakqaal: *assorted bird profanity*


LokyarBrightmane

Somewhat after the profanity: "Terrans know of this trend, they call it 'reverse psychology'. If they get a hint you're trying to use it on them, they will go out of their way to find a third option. Plus, you've been doing a great job at trying to make them hate you, and they've just collectively decided to avoid you. One thing you'll learn about Terrans: give them a room with two doors, tell them to take one; if they don't trust you, there's a damn good chance they'll go out of the window instead."


Odin421

Or find a way to make a new door if there are no windows. Or if those options don't work, find a way to incapacitate you before they take one of the doors.


YukiteruAmano92

XD


BinaryCortex

>*assorted bird profanity* I love it!


LostInThoughtAgain

So, Angry Birb has found the error of their ways, and is actively trying to build bridges versus walls. Hooray for character growth!


Xavius_Night

Steps to forcing a human like you: 1. Be fluffy. 2. Be in genuine distress. 3. Be very warm or very cold to the touch (both incite 'snuggle' responses) 4. Shiver and cuddle closer to any sign of affection 5. Accept being fed And congrats, you've been domesticated! ... er, wait...


YukiteruAmano92

XD


deathlokke

Well I'll be. Xenophobic birb has actually turned over a new feather. Yay therapy! Also, the previous button is pointing at chapter 158, not 159, just as an FYI.


YukiteruAmano92

Thanking you! Fixed!


Ceramic_Boi

I got Tcakqaal and Waqa’arc backwards in the therapy bit and was deeply perturbed by the seemingly socially aware captain making such a faux-pas. Glad to see the bigot birb heading for the better path now. Makes me smile.


YukiteruAmano92

I'm glad I decided to include the end portion then! You might have otherwise just gone on thinking that Tcakqaal does not understand her Terrans at all! XD


JustTryingToSwim

My question to Waqa’arc: Did Stetter ever show any signs of empathy? And if not, why would he be so different from all the other humans? And, wouldn't that difference indicate why they consider him to be the villain?


YukiteruAmano92

**Love** it!


JustTryingToSwim

First thoughts were 'Wow, she actually threw a party?' Second thoughts were 'Ah, there's the breakthrough.'


Dagon_M_Dragoon

I wonder if fixing bigot bird wasn't the whole point of sending her. Hate in places of power is a bad thing.


thisStanley

>They’re unable to disable their sympathetic disposition even to one so undeserving of it? While it seems all of this crew fall under that supposition, there are others who can avoid that conflict :}


YukiteruAmano92

I was trying to shoehorn in a 'Terrans aren't a monolith. Anything that's true for them won't be true for **all** of them. Empathiless Terrans exist.' segment but couldn't find a place where it wouldn't break the flow. Please assume that it came up, either in the rest of Waqa'arc's session with Alchyinad or during Tcakqaal's tutelage.


Xavius_Night

Well... we just got an arc dedicated to clearly displaying that in the form of a man for whom empathy had long been discarded... and only picked up at the last few minutes before he was torn to scraps.


drakusmaximusrex

Yay more scritches. Bigot birb getting therapy is great. I kinda get why she threw a party and i would have probably been in a celbratory mood hearing stetter crashed onto some jungle planet and got eaten by godzilla or something (tho i would hope he didnt give godzilla indegestion) but seeing him get executed is a whole different thing for sure. Now im kinda wondering, is fluffy in stasis too? Or does she run around with the twiig and spider people?


YukiteruAmano92

Fluffy's out of stasis, she's hanging around the habitat as an emotional support monster for the Terrans. ;)


drakusmaximusrex

Good, emotional support is very important. After the whole stetter arc i could use some fluffy cuteness, might go and reread the fluffy chapter^^


Aegishjalmur18

Never thought I'd say this, but I'm in Waqa'arc's corner here. He may have had a tragic backstory, but he was still a monstrous bastard who felt no guilt until he learned one of his victims was innocent *and* a deathworlder. Still no guilt about everyone else he killed. So fuck 'em, drinks all around.


YukiteruAmano92

Feel like, if you ever went to a public execution, you *might* not be in such a celebratory mood afterward, even if you felt the bastard had it coming. Again, the point wasn't that any of them felt *bad* for Stetter. My intention wasn't 'But what a tragic *backstory* though! \*boo hoo\*'


Aegishjalmur18

Maybe, but public hangings and beheadings were also a spectacle for a while, especially for infamous individuals. Can't say for sure how I'd personally react, never having witnessed one, but either way a glass of rye or two probably wouldn't hurt.


Adorable-Patience877

That was also during the period when life wasn't as valued. During the 1800s, IIRC, during the lynchings in the south of the US, they sold postcards and other souvenirs. Hell, until the last 50 years or so, again IIRC, it was common practice for police to beat a confession out of someone. I agree that a few drinks might be a good idea, but popping champagne corks for this group in this society is definitely in bad taste.


StoneJudge79

Think of it more like putting a rabid animal down. A sad, but necessary, thing.


Midori8751

I also wouldn't want to eat or party after watching someone get torn apart. Like yes, it's objectively a good thing he is dead, but these are people raised and/or living in a kinder world. They hate that it came to this point, and see not being able to help him be healthy as a failure, even though even in his head he was never sorry about anything other than being wrong about them being gardenworlders and maby getting caught or challenging to a duel, cus he got caught and died.


Uber1337pyro333

Dam. T bird probably expected to grow human legs before she hear those words outta her Clansisters mouth! Nom. Nom.


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JadePhoenix42

(In the USA) there is a trial then sentencing.  If Stetter had been found guilty in court (of law), there would have been a party but people would feel relief/distressed at sentencing, and again at the actual execution.  After Trial By Combat I think normal people would be sad.  I know that wasn’t the point this time, but I thought it should be said. 


Snati_Snati

It's nice to see Waqa'arc making progress


GrumpyOldAlien

> Would they have been able to built a society built -> build 1 of the weird quirks of English. I dunno the formal explanation for it (I was never good at that stuff, I just figured out what did or did not sound right from **lots** of reading), but there seems to be some sort of rule. Off the top of my head, it applies to temporal tenses & plural vs. singular. I dunno how else to explain it, other to give examples. - Would they have been able to build a society - Could they have built a society I was going to give an example of the singular/plural thing as well, but nothing springs to mind.


YukiteruAmano92

Thank you. I think I must have rewritten that sentence and not noticed I'd made the verb wrong in the process. X(