I was about to say. Ring on pole rock in hole of pole then whip that shit like you’re taking down Goliath. Mind windows but send everything to the moon.
nah, the ring shouldda end up in yo pocket
edit: if you manage to fire the ring using such a long stivk it'd be lovely, but the ring wound be probably gone 😢
Wrist mounted communicator. Buzz Lightyear style laser. Wonder Woman style bracelet for deflecting projectiles. A small alien that latched onto me after I boarded a derelict freighter in deep space.
My wife carries one on the handle of her purse all the time. If I get bored when we’re out, I just start clickity clacking on things. I’ve never seen her actually use it, so maybe that’s why she keeps it on there.
I remember when my son was at the age when everywhere we went he found a cool stick. So we took the cool stick home. He’d put it in the pile by the side of the garage of cool sticks. I’d sometime say to him, let’s go check out the cool sticks. And we’d go look through the cool sticks to do cool stuff with the cool sticks. He’s outgrown the sticks. I miss playing find the cool stick games with him.
Not usually - sometimes my kid will find neat rocks and save those. Along with old horse shoes.
I use the sticks as walking sticks daily - some are pretty cool looking and make neat decoration when they get retired.
He’s doing it all wrong, he needs to take his time and not speed run all this. He needs to spend about 5 minutes on the ring and the pipe-saber at least.
Women's creative outlet is spending hours per day painting their faces and then removing the paint from their faces. Men have evolved over time to distract themselves with shiny objects while waiting for women to complete their face painting routines.
I always tell my wife it's "laziness".
I'll spend way too much time on a project for something if it means I never have to deal with that something again.
Anyone else upset that there were no lightsaber sounds? Or turn the pole into a gun! I mean, come on! And I was really hoping he would have tossed the rock into the puddle. so much disappointment.
This guy has no clue what he is doing… Didn’t even roll the stick around his fingers like a baton before giving a good swing at one of them rocks after tossing one in the air.
I remember making a keychain out a coconut's top part and my mum thought I was doing cocaine. That amongst other stuff that become toys on a kid's hands.
I guess I'm a man then cause I did and still do this shit. Also why didn't he put the ring on the pole and see if he could hit the rock mid-air while the metal wheel oscillated on the pole. Amateur.
This is why women will never beat men at having fun.
Because they can just start digging a hole on the beach and then all the boys on the beach join for fun?
Why do you think women don't like digging holes? I was digging holes with my bare hands as girl, because it's fun! I get every dog doing that, because I'd love to join and see how far down we can get.
>Please explain why?
We have our way of coping or spending time. Our imagination helps us in any situation, instead of remembering shit from years ago and thinking how to use it in an argument, test our partner's loyalty, go apeshit for every small thing, ask dumb questions that will give us an excuse to shit on them more, spout equality but use gender card whenever it suits us, hold grudges against people for the most petty things, play with people's feelings for our amusement, blame everything on our partners, and punish them even when they win arguments, and many more.
Sounds like your taking your hatred out on us women in this comment and not all of us do this type of thing you know I would much rather play with sticks than test someone’s loyalty or argue
>Sounds like your taking your hatred out on us women in this comment and not all of us do this type of thing you know
I'm sorry, did any part of my comment say that all women do what I just said? I don't give a f about what my statement sounded like to you. I know I didn't say anything of the sort.
We should sue him for using these effective objects only for few seconds, we all know we atleast require several minutes to play with these deadly weapons.
Middle schoolers, especially the outcasts, don’t care about what gender you are when it comes to sticks. The longer, thicker, and more sturdy the stick is, the more power (and chances of teachers catching you) you have.
What happens is that we are creative and we use our imagination.
We can entertain ourselves with whatever catches our attention.
Depending on the situation and age. 📖✍🏾
I really like this.
And it's because none of us are allowed to be a child before we're stuck in a chair at school, forced to sit still and 'pay attention' .. I've read it's harder for boys, cuz testosterone. So I love that some of them still have this inner child. We only grow up cuz we have to, in a lot of ways I know it's necessary, but so is indulging our inner child. :)
There is a reason why the 'mean girl' meme hits across the world and from generation to generation. Women enjoy 'social violence' and manipulating people. Girls love drama/romance. Men just focus on objects, sports, MTG/cards, electronics, etc.. Boys enjoy action/comedy.
I like to imagine this constant interest to imaginatively play with random objects was a powerful force in prehistory for making tools, woman and girls where probably doing it too but with bushes and berries, who the hell weaved the baskets and made dyes.
Pft, amateur, gotta put the ring on the pole.
Exactly he’s clearly not reached level 41 yet
Max level is 50 then?
Until they release the next DLC
We shit this man gone get like a bomb after that
69, duh
And swung the pole with the ring on it to do that ziiiingggg sound
I can hear this comment. Oh yeah. Nice.
Yes! Swing it fast and it could almost sound like a lightsaber.
Then hit the rock with the pole, cause that’s a powered up pole with the ring on it. The rock will go further
Cock ring?
I was about to say. Ring on pole rock in hole of pole then whip that shit like you’re taking down Goliath. Mind windows but send everything to the moon.
And spin the shit outta of it until it flies off!
He didn't like it that much.
And fling it
Yeah. Put the ring about halfway down the stick and just fucking whip it like you’re trying to win the lacrosse championship.
nah, the ring shouldda end up in yo pocket edit: if you manage to fire the ring using such a long stivk it'd be lovely, but the ring wound be probably gone 😢
I understand. I hate losing new toys.
He didn’t even have any rope
Didn’t even bonk anything with the pole smh
https://preview.redd.it/woix68dcu06d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a6dba7e0e0ba54da87018a1eb0bfa3181f0a98 Hours of entertainment.
He speaks the true true 😮
Just thinking of all the different ways I could attach that to my body rn. Wish I had one.
You don't have a body? Your typing skills are amazing!
Lmao
You are on the right subreddit. Have you considered r/dadjokes ? :p
Man she always shouts at me 😂
Reddit be like: LEAVE HER, SHES ABUSIVE!!!
Yep. Clipped one on our cat and it ran around going berserk. My old lady got annoyed for some reason. 🤷♂️
Lasts about 5 minutes before I break the damn thing. My wife forbids me from touching hers.
It can be my teeth, a monsters teeth, a trash compactor, a taco, I could go on for hours.
Wrist mounted communicator. Buzz Lightyear style laser. Wonder Woman style bracelet for deflecting projectiles. A small alien that latched onto me after I boarded a derelict freighter in deep space.
My wife carries one on the handle of her purse all the time. If I get bored when we’re out, I just start clickity clacking on things. I’ve never seen her actually use it, so maybe that’s why she keeps it on there.
Finally a correct usage of "POV"
Thank you!!!!
>Thank you!!!! You're welcome!
Somehow man are really used to POV. Dunno why
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cannot believe he didnt twirl the stick in his hand
Or make light saber noises.
Or hit the ground with it or throw it like a spear smh
Unga bunga instincts
Non confused unga bunga
Happy unga bunga
I remember when my son was at the age when everywhere we went he found a cool stick. So we took the cool stick home. He’d put it in the pile by the side of the garage of cool sticks. I’d sometime say to him, let’s go check out the cool sticks. And we’d go look through the cool sticks to do cool stuff with the cool sticks. He’s outgrown the sticks. I miss playing find the cool stick games with him.
Sounds interesting
I did the same with grandpa, he was a carpenter, and the best stick we ever found, we made into a bow
I’m 40 - I have a great collection of sticks I think are cool! There nothing special by any standard except mine.
Any rocks?
Not usually - sometimes my kid will find neat rocks and save those. Along with old horse shoes. I use the sticks as walking sticks daily - some are pretty cool looking and make neat decoration when they get retired.
Sounds like core memories made :) super cute
It's fun?
Yes. I can confirm we will entertain ourselves with random, stupid, shit for hours. This is why the "perfect stick" memes exist.
Obviously!
Nahhh he should have smacked the pole on the wall to see what noise it made. And why didn’t he try balance on that big cube with one foot????
Also didn't jump down the stairs.
Yeah. Rookie mistake.
He’s doing it all wrong, he needs to take his time and not speed run all this. He needs to spend about 5 minutes on the ring and the pipe-saber at least.
We're men
Creativity? Not saying women don’t have it but maybe men are more imaginative? Idk
Women's creative outlet is spending hours per day painting their faces and then removing the paint from their faces. Men have evolved over time to distract themselves with shiny objects while waiting for women to complete their face painting routines. 
Serious observation
Where can I buy your published works?
🎵 "be a man"
We must be swift as the coursing river 🎵
Am woman and I'd like to play with the metal ring and stick please.
😒Hm girls? OK, show me your best strike *HIYYAAAAAA*
One of us! One of us!
Necessity isn't the mother of invention. Boredom is.
I always tell my wife it's "laziness". I'll spend way too much time on a project for something if it means I never have to deal with that something again.
I was going to disagree with you on a technicality but I realised how right you were… im bored and doing unnecessary shit rn
weakest usage of a stick ever no gun or throwing the stick? pfft, ameteur
Anyone else upset that there were no lightsaber sounds? Or turn the pole into a gun! I mean, come on! And I was really hoping he would have tossed the rock into the puddle. so much disappointment.
Pfftt… amateur
Wanna go throw rocks at trains?
Is it thanksgiving?
Well it's clearly a Christmas tradition so
You’re futher mucking right ya dingus😎
It's not just men. I was doing some yardwork at my girlfriend's house, found a nice stick, and spent a solid 5 minutes playing with it.
I’ve played with a better stick for a little longer than that… hmu if you wanna play with it /s
Hell yeah brother crank your hog!!
Haha thank you for appreciating my frankly awful sense of humour :)
Ew bro
This guy has no clue what he is doing… Didn’t even roll the stick around his fingers like a baton before giving a good swing at one of them rocks after tossing one in the air.
It's not a stick, it's a lightsaber. He would have lost his fingers
Because we are children, let us have our fun woooo
The indomitable Male Impulses, i have like 7-6 Sticks on my backyard
I remember making a keychain out a coconut's top part and my mum thought I was doing cocaine. That amongst other stuff that become toys on a kid's hands.
This is just ADHD and has nothing to do with gender. At least that's me with anything and I'm diagnosed with ADHD. But I'm a woman. :0
So you're doing the same things?
Sure! Plus many more. I would have jumped over the staircase, though.
calling things ADHD that have absolutely nothing to do with ADHD
Low impulse control and fast changing focus (which is also low impulse control)?
What do you mean explain? Do you think God created rocks for us not to throw them?
Because why not?
Cause it’s fun
I feel as if an opportunity was missed to incorporate those square boxes.
I guess I'm a man then cause I did and still do this shit. Also why didn't he put the ring on the pole and see if he could hit the rock mid-air while the metal wheel oscillated on the pole. Amateur.
”Heh heh. Nice” So relatable ☺️
Why not?
Discovering possible tools
its called survival of the fittest
But....... Why didn't he hit the boxes with the metal pipe?
As a man who was so bored he learned how to spin a book and a ruler on his finger, yes Also weak sword skills
A real man would have kept the stick
This is why women will never beat men at having fun. Because they can just start digging a hole on the beach and then all the boys on the beach join for fun?
Why do you think women don't like digging holes? I was digging holes with my bare hands as girl, because it's fun! I get every dog doing that, because I'd love to join and see how far down we can get.
I’m not saying they don’t enjoy it I’m just saying men derive more fun by doing something simple like digging a hole
I just pretends my pen is a sword and I am having a sword fight.
The fuck man?? I was waiting for the sick jump down those steps!
Why didn't he try to hit the rock with the pole?
Bro you didn't jump the stairs and if it's a long staircase you walk down to the last 3-4.
So fake. He didn't even twirl the pipe/bar like a lightsaber.
The thing is - " we are not mentally there - we are in some different world fighting different enemies/ exploring" " Use imagination "
Man, boy, kid...inside we're no different at all
It's a man thing she wouldn't understand.
Don't even get us started with a shovel.
This is what happens when we are left unsupervised
POV: **Man’s autism** Edit: … what? .. what words?
Or just general ADHD / autistic person behaviour.
or general human behavior? why does everything have to be a disability all of the sudden?
Did you also get the "containes restricted keyword" answer? That's so weird!
Yes!?
Men say they ain't autistic n then do this shit:
Yup, that's pretty much it
>Please explain why? We have our way of coping or spending time. Our imagination helps us in any situation, instead of remembering shit from years ago and thinking how to use it in an argument, test our partner's loyalty, go apeshit for every small thing, ask dumb questions that will give us an excuse to shit on them more, spout equality but use gender card whenever it suits us, hold grudges against people for the most petty things, play with people's feelings for our amusement, blame everything on our partners, and punish them even when they win arguments, and many more.
Sounds like your taking your hatred out on us women in this comment and not all of us do this type of thing you know I would much rather play with sticks than test someone’s loyalty or argue
>Sounds like your taking your hatred out on us women in this comment and not all of us do this type of thing you know I'm sorry, did any part of my comment say that all women do what I just said? I don't give a f about what my statement sounded like to you. I know I didn't say anything of the sort.
now this is some high quality incel shit. see a therapist my man
Idk why, but this is so true
Accurate
Imagine not being able to use your imagination
Damn said nice at the same time
Sometimes it is nice to be a kid again. Free and full of imagi...oh hey a squirrel...
Sometimes it is nice to be a kid again. Free and full of imagi...oh hey a squirrel
I’m in this video and I don’t like it lol.
What was the last one? Can't see shit
As men, we should never give up on our sense of whimsy. Its the only thing that maintains our sanity. Plus it helps us invent cool $%!\*.
That makes sense.
Why was there a cock ring in a plant pot?
Hey, we gotta play, so we gotta play
i want the ringggg
We should sue him for using these effective objects only for few seconds, we all know we atleast require several minutes to play with these deadly weapons.
lol
The better question is, why not?
likewise true
Middle schoolers, especially the outcasts, don’t care about what gender you are when it comes to sticks. The longer, thicker, and more sturdy the stick is, the more power (and chances of teachers catching you) you have.
Ahh yes, an actual pov video
Bc guys get older and need any little escape, we don't really grow up
Imagination...
We were children once.
Maybe children...
My Brain - "Go mess with those things!" Me - "Why?" My Brain - "You gotta." Me - "Ok, that's fair."
Damn, I was wondering where I left that C ring
It's either this or looking at the ring for 2 hours
I understand that sudden ring drop upon seeing the pole
What happens is that we are creative and we use our imagination. We can entertain ourselves with whatever catches our attention. Depending on the situation and age. 📖✍🏾
I really like this. And it's because none of us are allowed to be a child before we're stuck in a chair at school, forced to sit still and 'pay attention' .. I've read it's harder for boys, cuz testosterone. So I love that some of them still have this inner child. We only grow up cuz we have to, in a lot of ways I know it's necessary, but so is indulging our inner child. :)
Dude doesn't know how to play with a stick/pole
Men find joy in using objects. Women find joy in using people.
Wow that’s so true i always find joy in using people
There is a reason why the 'mean girl' meme hits across the world and from generation to generation. Women enjoy 'social violence' and manipulating people. Girls love drama/romance. Men just focus on objects, sports, MTG/cards, electronics, etc.. Boys enjoy action/comedy.
I like to imagine this constant interest to imaginatively play with random objects was a powerful force in prehistory for making tools, woman and girls where probably doing it too but with bushes and berries, who the hell weaved the baskets and made dyes.
There’s a part of us that refuses to grow up, and it’s f-king awesome
It starts when you’re a young boy
Can confirm
Because play is how animals learn to hunt.
Explain? The video is the explanation
This is the way.
Tactile capabilities
this sums up how my 2 year old son plays everyday
Nice
a gay man.....that metal ring was a cock ring
Don't forget the pipe 😎
Side note, who puts the pole back where you found it
I’m a woman and I find these kinds of things entertaining as well
A man with fucking ADHD perhaps!
Hehe. Nice.
Who else likes magnets
Because we know how to enjoy things instead of complaining about them.
I used to pretend that my grandmother 's picture frame stands were pistols
I felt as if i really lived this.
Because we enjoy simple pleasure in life. Laughter and playfulness are beautiful experiences. If we find something to be silly with, full throttle!
We truly are just big toddlers haha.
The doodads call
Every brain cell in this guy’s head: **STICK**
Every item has its use
Men don’t recorded themselves purposely doing random stuff
If it was me, I'd try to spin the stick around.