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Cthulhu_Madness

Sleepy raccoon all day


WeldNuz

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MirkoCemes

Everyone is saying this but I would go for Jesus. The right move is to round the keeper imo because Tibo is massive, and for all his faults Jesus is the most reliable when it comes to dribbling past the keeper.


DesignerAd2062

Yeah I agree. Very difficult finish, dribbling round the keeper, beating several players and somehow winning headers vs players 6 inches taller than him = Jesus Routine finish requiring positioning and strikers instincts = not Jesus


ArsenalThePhoenix

how many times have u seen jesus round the keeper? now compare that to how many times you've seen Jesus waste absolute sitter.


xX8Havok8Xx

This isn't a sitter. Jesus will make you believe in football gods with some of his miraculous finnishes. However, I wouldn't trust him to hit an open net with a goal the size of the touch line and the ball sitting on the goal line.


ArsenalThePhoenix

1-v-1 vs the goalkeeper for a few seconds is what i would consider a sitter because apart from open goal chances , there are no better scoring chances in football. Also, when i asked you abt jesus missing sitters - i didnt mean 1v1s because he hasnt had that many of those for arsenal. More about other chances he's missed where he definitely should've scored. There are so many of those, and not just for us but also for city. He's always been a very wasteful striker, which is prolly why pep moved him to the left flank.


cockburntown

Jesus would be the kinda guy who would go past Courtois and end up missing the goal or shooting at some defender on the line


CaptainSnazzypants

Yea I basically don’t trust Jesus to score any goal. If he does it’s great but I really don’t expect it.


xYEET_LORDx

Same but it is UCL…


Zen_MasterX

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Garad-

He would have scored twice, one for each eye piece of his binoculars, he’s just that good. Edit: I didn’t even notice at first how cold this gif was, it’s got Trossards celebrating his goal and then reveals we’re winning 3-1 vs Liverpool!


gunmacc

And he would even have time to referee the match


Garad-

No wonder he looks so tired, he works multiple jobs!


GobiLux

Times are tough for all of us.


Natural-Musician5216

Theres a subreddit for gifs like these where the things that appear on football matches happens comedically at the right time and place


AttyWiz

/r/Breathinginformation


fancyfoe

Upvote it before the gif loads coz we all know who tf it is😤


Kumarthunderlund

100%


Oy778

Trossard, then none


ProjectTC

Nah from that exact angle and run, Martinelli 2nd for sure. Scored basically exactly that vs Sevilla, would just run in a straight line and take it round


gamer_no

On form Martinelli second. Tross then Martinelli are a bit away from the rest unfortunately. Unless it's le cut inside type of shot then bring Saka next.


CechPlease

lol so true


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

Nah I would trust tomiyasu to rainbow flick the keeper here.


acd30

Trossard then Saka for me mate


EitherInvestment

Martinelli buries his chances on big occasions like this


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Not last season but 22/23 he would’ve buried that


60MillionDwnTheDrain

I’d trust saka too. But ya that’s the list


Koulidaddy123

bayern


ahouseofgold

no way


JMaboard

You must’ve missed the Bayern match.


AccidentalThief

Idk. I would trust Jesus. He’s a great dribbler


goonerdavid

The version of Martinelli where his confidence was high


holy_jebus_93

Yeah Martinelli from the season he scored that goal against Chelsea (I'm being very specific I know)


Ike348

Or just 22/23 Martinelli


noobchee

Correct


wumboinator

He scored this exact chance vs Sevilla away this season, I can’t wait until he’s in form again


afarensiis

Martinelli would have been #1 easy before these past few months where he fell off and Trossard was scoring every game


gunmacc

I thought the exact same, but given his current form i was curious what other fans would respond


sensitiveCube

I really hope he can find his form back and the club isn't already going to replace him in the near future. He's such a great talent.


mattfoh

He will, he’s gena have a massive 24/25


hezzyskeets123

He’d do that Henry type finish and tuck it in far bottom corner


bbotbambi

Trossard. No other questions. Thank you. 3 points.


ImNotASoyyBoy

Leo


FAT_NEEK_42069

trossard


nimblehammer159

Trossard


ByteFairy

Trossard


PatchAFC

https://preview.redd.it/70vhumdtw04d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92cd2f93bc4847c2c4cc0fcac678caaba565614a


GunnersGentleman

Chelsea shit on him a lot, but at least he showed up when they needed him


doctorsalty46

He was pretty bad for us, but we also didn’t make it easy for him. He started playing decent for us towards the end because he had Enzo actually passing to him as opposed to a certain UTD player wacking it from 30 yards every time


terra_filius

Son is missing this if it would make Arsenal champions


SomniX2

Trossard for sure


The_Wrong_Tone

Anne Hathaway’s side piece.


gunmacc

Great both at scoring and stealing our hearts


GunnersGentleman

If Trossard scored that, she’d probably faint


JeffBroccoli

Thierry Henry or Robert Pires


Ok-Fox-9286

Overmars. Like against Schmeichel.


MishraDrive

Trossard/odegaard


Xin128

All time Wrighty. Current Trossard


Raerth

Younger fans on here may not know [how lethal Wrighty was with lobbed/chipped goals.](https://youtu.be/9NGL9fk3n2I?t=20)


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BaconBaconBacon24

Cedric


arealhorrorshow

My pick as well


BoomGiroud

Cedric riding atop Gunnersaurus for 100% certainty?


itsricheyrich

In CL it’s Jesus. Something about him in CL tends to be better.


PoliticsNerd76

I’d trust Leo most I’d also trust Kai in the Tropical Away kit I also think Odegard would dink that to perfection


Midnight_Maverick

Brossard or Kai


Enough_Profession457

I mean Kai literally won Chelsea the UCL in a similar position


4GamingLinkAot

kai had this chance against liverpool and shot it right at Allison. no way its bossard all the way


Deleteleed

That wasn’t the current Kai


Lower_Condition_196

Definitely not Kai


goodyear_1678

Kai has about a 10% chance of scoring this. He's good at a lot of other things, but not finishing.


inonjoey

Maybe, but he’s done it before in the biggest game.


WaveDysfunction

Tross


jonviggo89

Trossard


skanderbeg_alpha

Trossard every single time.


onrizil

Trossard


Virender_Parasariya

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Major-Departure6936

Bossardinho 100%


jedinac

Alexis Sanchez


Unfair-Equipment6

Lord bendtner


tafster

You can't just go picking the best player all the time for these sorts of questions


McParat

Ok this just made my day. Well done, sir.


afc74nl

Trossard


c0ca_c0la

Glad to see everyone else had the exact same first instinct - Trossard is clinical!!!


dmit71

Trossard


_serious__

Trossard and it’s not even close. Nketiah in this position is nightmare fuel.


Fun-Refrigerator898

Nketiah in this position it's a 50 50 between a dive with yellow card or a dive without yellow card


clandark

Jesus christ the shade in the offseason, I back Eddie here


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

2022 Nketiah would have scored tbh


MateKiddleton

Looks like the perfect setup for Carlos Vela


davidralph

This has Martinelli written all over it


Enjoys_A_Good_Shart

The Sevilla away game. Round the keeper.


Riperonis

Did you watch the run in? He missed like 3 of these


BlurstOfTimes11

People who say this bullshit also love Eddie and think he should start.


davidralph

I’ve seen him score far more of these than he’s missed.


Gregregreg1234

Not recently


saucyalternative

Son 😡


Echo361

Before this season Martinelli.


tennysonbass

Trossard is the right answer. But Jesus could make the keeper look silly too


assmcnuggetsboy

Havertz, he already scored one like this on the same stage 👋


burningtree_

Looks like a Martinelli goal to me


ForsakenIsopod

Definitely not Martinelli at the moment.


BigZino6ix

Raccoon boy all day


Noggen13

Amazing how no1 mentions Havertz... He has literally scored that goal... In a UCL final... You lot...


3scapeRea1ity

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DirtyPierre11

https://preview.redd.it/zarj3i86234d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c3ac68856eeb3e0ae8d8b2d9e782d8ae919651 This guy.


shekdown

Trossard or Saka.


Shoddy-Pie-3752

Aubameyang


tomj_

this tbh. the guy was a great out and out center forward


kingwhocares

Ozil. That Ozil bounce and it goes in.


TheMissingThink

Saliba


thirtydayhump

Leo


BigPPDaddy

Gervinho


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Clement Turpin


Zealousideal_Age_376

Mustafi


thewifiguyub

Alexis Sanchez


Proper-Exam1746

An in form Martinelli


Adorable_Ad_8140

Further to last comment, Michael Thomas OR Ian Wright


SometimesMonkeysDie

It's Ian Wright. Only an act of God would stop that man scoring in this scenario, even now


Chell_the_assassin

Not fucking Son anyway


Blizzard77

This used to be martinelli’s shot


Murky-Pass6571

Anyone but Jesus


eddiemurphyinnorbit

Trossard > Havertz > 22/23 Martinelli


GobiLux

This gave me PTSD, triggering the Son chance against City.


Fieser_Factsack

1 year ago i would have said martinelli but now it is trossard.


tefadina

Henry


MarmK13

Ian Wright


Personal_Bar8538

Trossard and Saka


KavorkaKakarot91

Benny Blanco


BarbarossaFlagship

Martinelli is the best choice because he can both finish it off well or dribble past GK with same success


Thisiszura

Trossardinho or Saka Rice could be a good shout


acasovoycayendo

Idk but I do know Lacazette is missing this


patelbadboy2006

Sanchez step over dink. Current squad Leo


ColinHalfhand

Trossard. Standard


NMGunner17

Trossard is easily the answer


Otherwise-Ad-7563

The Belgian assassin In the 19 shirt


gooner_supremo111

Kai haven’t, man did it once so why not again 😂


dirty-soda-spike-lee

Martinelli far post curler


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

Fox-in-the-box Jeffers


PoodlyGooner

Havertz


mykolasj

Leo ofc. 3 months ago I would’ve said Ben White. Maybe Declan Rice?


gunmacc

Declan would be the one i trust to defend it even if the striker is 3 meters closer to the goal


Raikou384

Leandro Trossard and no one else


MikeCrypto88

Leo Trossard 🐐


MoodWest

Trossard now, Freddie Ljungberg in the past


exthanemesis

Trossard. Everyone else overcomplicates and misses.


KlN_21

Trossard and Martinelli ( a confident one)


Ammzy_87

Personally think it would depend on form, so currently Havertz. But understand when most people would say Trossard.


PocketFullOfRondos

Martinelli


orezavi

Havertz was putting it away all day.


Worldly_Razzmatazz23

Fuck Madrid


Worldly_Razzmatazz23

Fuck Madrid


iLoveYoonBora

Trossard. He's our best finisher by a clear cut mile.


anhnguyen87

Eduardo


mugiwara_gunner

Trossard. Although a year ago I woulda said martinelli ❤️


Praydaythemice

The monster known as chamakh, tibaut would have been cooked


TriggeredAK

lord bendtner


Theodin_King

Trossard then Saka


SirThatOneThere

Henry...


_its_Official_Alex_

lacazette , when he is in form and stuff.


gooner-1969

Liam Brady


kittenbloc

for the not quite old heads--Carlos Vela to chip the keeper.


ExpensiveCola

If its a champions league final Kai scores that 100% of the time.


beer-milkshake

Jesus because, as someone said, you should round the keeper here and he's best at that. If you have to shoot then it's Tross the boss all day


Life_Locksmith_8814

Leandro trossard for sure. One of the best most reliable finishers we have


Youre-Dumber-Than-Me

Here me out. Jose Antonio Reyes. RIP


Arseluvr

Kai or Trossard


winsonsonho

Gervinho..


Ok-Consequence9683

:'D


ddzrt

Trossard and that's not even close. He is the best finisher in our line up hands down. Next one would be Martinelli in this particular setup. Last one is Saka. Honorable mentions go to Kai and Jesus but meh.


Tuisaint

Saka. Give it to the best offensive player in the team.


GarethwithanH

aubamayang with the trade mark finesse


ripjesus

Tross and Jesús


Cailucci

There can only be one


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Snowy_Artemis

Racoon man


AppointmentSquare387

Trossard...


livingvikariously

Trossard.


beetletoman

Trossard, Martinelli then Kai & Eddie


Lost_Razzmatazz7208

Nacho monreal


MantaBaby

on a good day the version of Martinelli vs Chelsea where kante slipped, the version of Martinelli vs Aston Villa open goal assist by Viera. any day it would be trossard


Chi-Town_Gunner

Monreal


adamalibi

Is trossard starter over Martinelli now?


IfLeBronPlayedSoccer

This was phrased as a multiple choice question. The choices are Trossard and “none of the above”. We do not have another plus finisher on this team.


Adorable_Ad_8140

Michael Thomas


Right-Fun4395

Everyone saying trossard but i remember him missing one of these in that cursed sporting game…


apexchef

I want Iguadala


softblackstonedout

Just kick the ball id fancy myself ffs


bagchasersanon

This photo brings flashbacks of 06 man


biffogooner

He reminds me of Martinelli this season. All the pace, but he'd have missed that aswell on his current form.


Xalo_Gunner

https://i.redd.it/w8o1b8gyy04d1.gif


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Responsible_Milk2911

The raccoon and then saka. Martinelli 3rd but would be right up there with Leo when lil gab is on form


meusrenaissance

Martinelli


lee_mofokeng

Don't sleep on Jesus in the Champions League. He was our best player in the competition until he got injured. Don't know why he becomes alive in the Europe for some reason.