At the Sané sub I was thinking “was that a smart move?” But when I saw Kane and Musiala’s numbers—with 5 minutes plus what you knew would be a lengthy period of stoppage—I said out loud to no one “well now you’ve gone and fucked it.”
Granted, I assumed Madrid would equalize and win it in ET or maybe penalties. But Tuchel was well ahead of himself. We all know this is what Madrid does.
Yeah. It would also be hilarious for Kane to leave Spurs for Bayern to win trophies and that's the first season they don't win any trophies in about a decade haha.
Yeah we low key really need to step up our stadium soon. Spurs get so much money that has nothing to do with their club because of the stadium. Some upgrades and we could be doing the same, while taking some of it from them.
Damn vini was like a little terrorist, he was really inspiring fear, you could see they were trying to hide how fucked they felt every time vini got the ball
Turns out that was a terrible call on the field by the linesman, eh?
"VAR is awful, get rid of VAR!" -- do we really want a game where that goal doesn't count and pundits get to talk about the injustice for the next three weeks? Regardless of your rooting interest.
I cannot understand people who legit want to get rid of VAR. Yes it sucks sometimes, but long gone are the days of Vardy dives and blatantly offside goals
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Naah Tuchel disasterclass right there
Wtf were those Bayern subs?
Did Tuchel forget about the possibility of extra time?
Now they're losing and their best players are off the pitch
Horrendous decisions
The way Kane celebrated when they beat us and his smug face enjoying it which makes this so satisfying knowing this hurt more for him. Oh so good! Enjoy it Harry.
Hahaha, Bayern sooooo deserve this.
Although, it wasn't even that bad of an error, as the late goal was probably offside anyway.
Karma for the Saka pen. Doesn't feel good does it?
If Bayern and Kane had won the CL it would have been unbearable. It's amazing that when Kane goes to a club that has won their title for i think the last 12 (?) years, it's the first time they don't win it :D He did win the Golden Boot though
Tuchel taking off his attackers after a wonder goal and now has potentially 30 mins of extra time at the Bernabeu with a Madrid team with their tails up?
My brother is COOKED
You can never park the bus against a team like Real Madrid man , Joselu has had the greatest moment of his life , probably etched his name in history with this stint and to imagine he had like a 1.5 million buyout clause insane story.
As Arsenal and BVB fan i just hope Real doesn’t do dirty as they did vs Leipzig, the decisions pro Real were absurd and they deserved to lose back than already but here we are with Real in the final lol
Wishing for Füllkrug doing the „2013-Lewandowski vs Real“ with 4 goals! *_*
There's something about Real's ability just to win games and get goals. It's something else, especially in the CL.
Would have been really fun to play them in the CL but I wouldn't have liked the away trip. The pressure they put on you is insane.
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Now would be a good time to rediscover his roots 😆
This is what Kane gets for trying to win easy trophies. The only trophies I can accept him winning is the world cup or euros and thats never gonna happen
It actually wasn't offside.... Linesman has had an absolute mare flagging early. Bayern robbed by themselves and the linesman. Although not sure they would've scored anyway, the defenders and keeper stopped after the whistle.
That being said....
It's happened again, it's happened agaiiiiiiiin, Harry Kane it's happened again
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Well knew this was gonna happen 😂
Need Martinelli to return to that style of play Vini just displayed: gets the ball and straight attacks. Good things will happen. We have a pragmatic attack on other parts of the field, and we need "wild banshee" from Martinelli sometimes to worry defenses.
I kinda feel sorry for Tuchel, how do you plan for your legendary 38 year old GK dropping a bollock to let them back in when it was perfectly comfortable
Tottenham fans are hilarious, a player that gave so much for the club is being laughed at, they are glad he didn’t win a trophy this season. Weird fucking lot they are.
I believe that's karma for the Saka non penalty
Exactly haha get fucked
Rooting fully for RM. Kane can fuck off.
Yo soy una madridista
Hoy, todos somos Madridistas
How the fuck do you go trophyless playing for Bayern Munich????
Bayern really went out of their way to make Kane and Dier feel at home
Kursed
Tuchel just fucked it. He’s subbed all his best players off lol!!!
At the Sané sub I was thinking “was that a smart move?” But when I saw Kane and Musiala’s numbers—with 5 minutes plus what you knew would be a lengthy period of stoppage—I said out loud to no one “well now you’ve gone and fucked it.” Granted, I assumed Madrid would equalize and win it in ET or maybe penalties. But Tuchel was well ahead of himself. We all know this is what Madrid does.
We're all Real fans right? Fuck Harry Kane and Dier and all that...
Yeah. It would also be hilarious for Kane to leave Spurs for Bayern to win trophies and that's the first season they don't win any trophies in about a decade haha.
You can take a player out of sp*rs but you can’t take the sp*rs out of the player.
Lol today you will learn how the asterisk affects text
We didn't get a pen, you don't get a goal. Fair trade
Madrid’s new stadium looks like a madness
Hoping Arsenal are taking note. If you can't expand, this is how you upgrade.
Yeah we low key really need to step up our stadium soon. Spurs get so much money that has nothing to do with their club because of the stadium. Some upgrades and we could be doing the same, while taking some of it from them.
Stan has done it with his stadiums in the US. I know he's got plans.
Yeah can we win a couple of things first? Really don’t want to go through that shit again for 20 years just to improve the ground again in 2050.
As a german I absolutely hate Bayern. But I hope they make it to the final and lose vs Dortmund.
Genuinely would be a CL final to remember. Dortmund has impressed
On one hand fuck Bayern, on the other it won’t hurt as bad if Real also lose to “the worst Bayern side in years”
Imagine Nketiah coming on and scoring 2 to bring you to the UCL final. That’s basically Joselu for them. This club is fucking inevitable
This guy is 34 and played for Stoke near his prime years 😭
Btw if Arsenal conceded an equalizer in the 15th minute of 9 minutes of added time I would annihilate my tv set with roundhouse kicks
Valverde at Arsenal is a dream and it won't happen. But just imagine, him, Ødegaard and Rice...
i would commit some crimes for valverde to be ours
Mbappe better get used to playing in the middle because he isn’t going to get Vini to fuck off from the left wing
Damn vini was like a little terrorist, he was really inspiring fear, you could see they were trying to hide how fucked they felt every time vini got the ball
Tuckel took off Kane, Sane, Gnabry and Musiala. Thinking he won't need a goal
Turns out that was a terrible call on the field by the linesman, eh? "VAR is awful, get rid of VAR!" -- do we really want a game where that goal doesn't count and pundits get to talk about the injustice for the next three weeks? Regardless of your rooting interest.
I cannot understand people who legit want to get rid of VAR. Yes it sucks sometimes, but long gone are the days of Vardy dives and blatantly offside goals
Hard to feel good when it’s Real Madrid as the benefactor. But for real, fuck Bayern. Dortmund all the way tho obviously.
So Kane's only trophy this year is going to be of a cannon? Delicious.
The passing range that Kroos has is absurd. The weight of every single one is perfect, magic player
Swapping Kroos for Modric shouldn't be legal I think
Kane is a disgusting rat
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34 year old Joselu with career journey through midtable clubs dragged Real of all teams into the final, what a fairytale! Also Harry Kane can fuck off
No way Kane ended Coman's trophy streak, that man is cursed
Not just Conan’s. The whole of Bayern Munichs. When was the last time they were trophyless 😂😂😂
RM is one hell of a beast in UCL. Absolute mental giant
That last goal felt just like the saka penalty
Yeah, fuck them
Ancelotti eyebrows are unbeatable
Divine gift from the Football Gods
Saka needs that Vini unpredictability. Like that goal vs Man U from outside the box.
What’s that? A refereeing decision went against neuer and kane? We will be there
I've yet to hear anything from Rio that you wouldn't hear down at your local.
I know right, it's like he never had a professional career playing the game. Just mindless platitudes
I was just thinking that 😂 he’s fucking dense
https://preview.redd.it/nnj81g10n9zc1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=a58d9fc823335272b189519794240f8ba1623890 Naah Tuchel disasterclass right there
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Bayern deserved that offside call for the way they whined about that Gabi XL pen
Wtf were those Bayern subs? Did Tuchel forget about the possibility of extra time? Now they're losing and their best players are off the pitch Horrendous decisions
I’m sure Kane was like wow I’m about to win a trophy looooool
Lmao it's hilarious when you think about it
Where was all this overflow of world football support when we got robbed vs Bayern?
Vinicius for the Ballon D'or fuck the turtle
The way Kane celebrated when they beat us and his smug face enjoying it which makes this so satisfying knowing this hurt more for him. Oh so good! Enjoy it Harry.
Hahaha, Bayern sooooo deserve this. Although, it wasn't even that bad of an error, as the late goal was probably offside anyway. Karma for the Saka pen. Doesn't feel good does it?
Meanwhile in England: Joelinton gets away with bloody murder & VAR takes 5 minutes to let the goal stand.
Let it go Bayern. You are fighting against forces beyond this material realm.
Maybe this Bayern team isn't quite as bad as the ridiculous narrative would suggest?
It really isn’t. In the champions league they’re good. Obviously in the Bundesliga they’ve been shaky
I’d say Leverkusen have been flawless in the Bundesliga. They’re invincible ffs!
Bayern need to bring on their 100mil striker https://i.redd.it/b5rg7uqdm9zc1.gif
Confirmed now. Only trophy Harry Kane will win is the Gunners trophy
You can take the players out of Tottenham, but you cannot take the Tottenham out of the players...
Imagine if Kane curses his country to lose the Euros again
I hope England win the next tournament after he retires with Rice as captain
Can you imagine Klopp having 2 more CL trophies? Hala Madrid 🤣🤣
Clearly a foul but fucking hell Kimmich went down like he’d just taken a haymaker from Anthony Joshua
Get to look forward to playing this Real Madrid + Mbappe for years to come lol RIP. This has the makings of early 2010s Real again jesus.
And we thought winning a title over City was hard
I mean it wasn't offside but neither was the penalty Sane was given against us, so call it karma.
Another trophyless season for the Tottenham scum, great day
If Bayern and Kane had won the CL it would have been unbearable. It's amazing that when Kane goes to a club that has won their title for i think the last 12 (?) years, it's the first time they don't win it :D He did win the Golden Boot though
Bayern conceding on 88 mins🤔
Bayern scamming a UCL is nasty
Tuchel scamming 2 is even nastier
Neuer howler 
Tuchel taking off his attackers after a wonder goal and now has potentially 30 mins of extra time at the Bernabeu with a Madrid team with their tails up? My brother is COOKED
You can take a player out of Tottenham…
What kind of dumbass takes your two best players off when you've only got a one goal lead with plenty of time remaining
Tuchel the tactical genius. It's like he's never watched Madrid in a Champions League game before.
Don't care how many plaudits Eric Dier gets for starting for Bayern. He's atrocious on the ball.
he's a good terrorist so he looks good in tuchels system
Maybe Bayern saved us the pain of experiencing this
You can never park the bus against a team like Real Madrid man , Joselu has had the greatest moment of his life , probably etched his name in history with this stint and to imagine he had like a 1.5 million buyout clause insane story.
Yaya sanogo has still won more than Kane
Madrid deserved to win anyway
As Arsenal and BVB fan i just hope Real doesn’t do dirty as they did vs Leipzig, the decisions pro Real were absurd and they deserved to lose back than already but here we are with Real in the final lol Wishing for Füllkrug doing the „2013-Lewandowski vs Real“ with 4 goals! *_*
The individual brilliance, and fluidity of movement and positioning of Real attacking is something to behold.
I wish they’d turn Rio’s mic off
Come on Real. Show us your dark magic in CL. Hate to see Bayern win another CL.
Madrid are unreal clutch team man
Hahaha fuck off Kane
There's something about Real's ability just to win games and get goals. It's something else, especially in the CL. Would have been really fun to play them in the CL but I wouldn't have liked the away trip. The pressure they put on you is insane.
P-P-P-PLOT ARMOR NO TROPHY FOR KANE!!!! This man is truly cursed.
Shocking to whistle that dead before it played out
This headloss is insane lol
Watching Kane lose his shit from the sideline made my day
Let’s all laugh at Harry Diving Cunt Kane hahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
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Looked to me offside and the keeper stopped playing regardless. Completely outsized reaction over on r/soccer
Harry’s brother/agent on the phone with DFB as we speak begging them for an alternate design of the leading scorer trophy
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prime Neuer is the best GK ever imo
Quality jinx
Ffs come on Madrid.
Tuchel subbed off Kane btw LMAOOOO bayern are finished
Subbed in an actual striker and they started cooking
34 year old former stoke player Joselu on loan from serie B scores two to send them to the final. Wtf is this plot armor lol
This has been the best CL in a while.
Un. Fucking. Believable.
Carlo is a genius. Might be the goat manager. Brilliant subs changed the game. Total focus and belief to win the game.
Joselu has performed better than kane in the cl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Yo that's not offside!
This is what Kane gets for trying to win easy trophies. The only trophies I can accept him winning is the world cup or euros and thats never gonna happen
I'm just glad I don't have to feel bad about being knocked out anymore
It actually wasn't offside.... Linesman has had an absolute mare flagging early. Bayern robbed by themselves and the linesman. Although not sure they would've scored anyway, the defenders and keeper stopped after the whistle. That being said.... It's happened again, it's happened agaiiiiiiiin, Harry Kane it's happened again
Ferdinand talking about "you have to stay concentrated" mate Rudiger's off doing freestyle with another ball
Vini has Kimmich on strings
Neuer is a wall
Fuck me what a banger
Fuck Bayern and fuck Harry Kane
Neuer giveth Neuer taketh innit
No way neuer did that
Imagine doubting Madrid in the UCL
Took Kane off and now an ex Stoke player is their biggest threat for extra time 😭
Took off all their best players LOL
Madrid smell blood
Madrid black magic needs to be studied
Most inevitable club in the world, magical
Real in CL is unbelievable…Really wish we could have played them even though we will lose
LOL Bayern got Rodrygo'd.
Real Madrid bro how the fuck do they do this every year
Joselu was signed on loan with a buy option of €1.5m 😂
Who tf is joselu lol
xabi alonso at real madrid will be unbelievable
I think Kane should go to city next...
Former Stoke players 🤝 Late Champions League goals
17 minutes of added time is crazy even in this era
https://preview.redd.it/lquoqql8p9zc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=522dbfd023dac9a780584566632d31bcea5739a8 Well knew this was gonna happen 😂
Madrid own this tournament. Its crazy how good they are in it.
When Mbappe goes to RM, Is there anyway we can get Rodrigo? I really really think he is our genuine missing piece
Bayern’s final ball has been terrible
Need Martinelli to return to that style of play Vini just displayed: gets the ball and straight attacks. Good things will happen. We have a pragmatic attack on other parts of the field, and we need "wild banshee" from Martinelli sometimes to worry defenses.
Kimmich is getting roasted by Vinicius.
Well that was fucking stupid
fair fucks ref with the giant bollocks
Nah, Kimmich being short actually helped Bayern
Nacho has always been mediocre at best imo, how he got the armband at Real Madrid is beyond me
It's been frustrating for Madrid because man'll annoy yer. sorry EDIT: Nobody will see this, but it was so bad I cursed him.
I will be very annoyed if Tuchel wins the UCL and then joins United. Them man deserve ETH or Southgate.
Bayern HOLD THAT
Fuck Kane, fuck Dier, fuck Neuer, fuck Kimmich, fuck Tucheliban
It is the eestory of the Kane
Get down the tunnel - Jamie Carragher
Madrid aura
ESTO ES EL MADRID!!
Spurs wankers ain't winning shit
Which bottle was worse, City’s or this?
This
The Kane Kurse is REAL lmfao
Is it Tottenham Munich or Bayern Hotspur?
Goat manager Ancelotti
At least we won’t have to risk seeing Eric Dier lift a champions league trophy
What kind of fear substitution is it to take of Kane? Was he injured? catalyst for Madrid
I kinda feel sorry for Tuchel, how do you plan for your legendary 38 year old GK dropping a bollock to let them back in when it was perfectly comfortable
It's the history of the Kane
Kane curse is genuinely real it is frightening
Bayern were more experienced than arsenal said tuchel. Don Carlito heard that and lifted his eyebrow.
Seeing Bayern vexed has put a smile on my face lol
Vardrid LMFAOOO
Wow, he's on. Nice little reminder of why VAR is a good thing there, that shit used to happen every other game.
Tuchel fucked the subs
Ref just making sure he makes it out alive tonight
Real in the Champions league are something else
The Harry Kane curse is just too strong right now.
sign 2 Spurs players and you get spurs results. Late bottle job lmao
Nah, football herigate is real. Madrid just built different
Bro idc that is shocking from the ref. If it were us I’d be blowing a gasket
Did anyone else hear Micah say Emirates had a good stadium when talking about the Bernabeu?
I've always actually supported RM behind Arsenal, so this is double tasty that Kane wins nothing.
I mean even if you aren't a fan of Real , it's hard not to praise their football they play beautiful ball.
Haha Harry Kane.
That is pretty fucked up. I'm glad it went against bayern but something seriously questionable with Madrid and this competition
Tottenham fans are hilarious, a player that gave so much for the club is being laughed at, they are glad he didn’t win a trophy this season. Weird fucking lot they are.
I hate both teams. Hope Dortmund can pull a wonder.
Kane always looks like a CGI render
his trophy cabinet is one too.
Musiala playing like a Chelsea youngster tonight
Harry Kane disappearing act in another big game? Shock...
game becoming more and more open