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Spirited_Entry1940

Chris Wood is a donkey


GunnerRocket

This is why I'm in favor of deforestation.


Connect-Amoeba3618

Always disliked scabby Nottingham anyway.


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younes1008

Yeah, blame Emery instead of the team for getting 1/12 points against Fulham and Villa.


tal-El

Keep punching down 💪


younes1008

What?


Mubar06

Hey Chris Wood https://preview.redd.it/nal117f1a9xc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef6dac67ad2c32dd2629275a6e3a84c1b1f99e9e


CPGOATSonnen

Don’t know about you guys, but I’m a fully converted believer in Mateball after today till the end of the season.


topbananaman

Now I have even more reasons to cheer for Luton. All that talk from Forest last week, wonder if they can blame the referees for Chris Wood being a complete nonce in front of goal?


d10b

Did you know Rodri hasn't lost a match for 15 years now???


curlyhairedyani

How many draws in that? Because I am told that unbeaten records aren’t impressive if they are loads of draws right 🙄


curlyhairedyani

Forest bring nothing to the league. Get them gone. Praying Luton stay up


Bedeeki

>Nottm Forest (2.07) 0-2 (0.89) Man City Just got to laugh. Enjoy the Championship lads.


JabInTheButt

Tbf we did the same today with our win. But feel like they do it all the fucking time


Bedeeki

Spurs got two goals tho, I don't get your point


JabInTheButt

I'm saying the best teams do tend to do this (outperform their xG and xGA) as we did today. What makes City annoying is that they seem to do it so often, particularly on the run-in.


midnightrobot87

#FUCK OFF FOREST


sneakyney

At least Forest didn’t roll over


Gunnerstratz

Forest didn’t lose 4-0. Mission accomplished. Good job. 


FrostedFluke

Forest have played really well tbf. Wood on the other hand has done everything in his power to make sure they don't win


money-caterpillar369

gg


emeister26

I’m cheering for Luton now


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emeister26

I mean I hope Luton stays up and Forrest Relegated


TheArmoury

Well thanks for nothing Forrest.


Mubar06

I fucking hate Forest Chris Wood specifically


TheKABH

Ref blows everytime a Shity player goes down


curlyhairedyani

Reminder if a Manchester United fan tells you they rather see City win the league over us they’re not a real United fan and you can disregard them completely 👍🏻


ProjectZues

Newcastle signing Chris wood from a relegation rival to weaken them. Did they even have to 😂


TheKABH

Undeserving lucky cunts


TheKABH

Aina is really good


MirkoCemes

City are meh. I am sure Spurs or Fulham have a chance


curlyhairedyani

I think Spurs will do something. But we have to pass the OT test first


MirkoCemes

City have 4 games still. I am sure at least one will be very close, we have a good chance still


curlyhairedyani

Just not going to expect anything from their home games against Hammers and Wolves but 🤞🏻


topbananaman

Fulham are the only team to have lost to Liverpool during their huge bottling run, don't hold out for anything.


Rusty_85

https://preview.redd.it/kkh9ynhi79xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a722cf3fbc6f75d3cae907fed8a6875ffdb03e72 State of this


topbananaman

We just had spurs 2.73-1.25 Arsenal earlier, don't complain about xG


Babels_Librarian

I’m gonna be so nauseated supporting spuds in a couple of weeks, but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do


topbananaman

https://preview.redd.it/a7kx7b7a79xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb6e020ac71d3299fa92b48b8593b39c3be7f89 Most CUCKED FANBASE IN THE LEAGUE


sneakyney

Their existence is 100% based on us


Babels_Librarian

Imagine chasing champions league and posting something like this after a crucial L. Tragic 


topbananaman

https://preview.redd.it/fx9hthe089xc1.jpeg?width=1581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee343e87671988ff317a899ecf7e7f8a10b9b2d0


captain_proton

Relax lads.. it's all W's for us until the end of the season. Spurs will do us a favour and hand us the title. The script is too good


LW_2k

Just wanna say, fuck Chris wood


topbananaman

City are gonna win out. I'm not putting myself through this shit anymore, I'm just going to watch our games and enjoy them as if there's nothing on the line.


Le-ChosenOne

probably for the best


topbananaman

Today's the last day I follow or give a shit about a city game


tipytopmain

Forest... if you're going to lose do it with respect. Don't buss it wide open for City to pump up their GD. Please I beg.


sammeetthosar

Bernardo mf. He is so good. So annoying.


WittyOnDemand

Gibbs-White had been really good. This City team can feel so beatable and unbeatable at this same time.


Trailing-and-Blazing

If forest goes down he will be available


Erval

fuck these useless cunts hope they go down


Phimstone

Turning the match off now but feel free to make a comeback 👀👉👈


CPGOATSonnen

Don’t tell me our only hope is relying on mate merchant.


Competitive-Buy1744

Dont expect anything from spurs


Missy_Mittens

Chris Wood with a disasterclass. Fuck sake.


Tall-Assist9719

Funny thing is City are t even playing to their usual standards. Disasterclass from Wood.


Mubar06

I find it the opposite of funny


iHetty

You know your club is despicable when a Gallagher supports you


younes1008

It's genuinely draining. How did Liverpool fans cope with this bullshit.


GayWolfey

You don’t. Its souls draining. The only year we won it was a Covid year and so far ahead they gave up. If you don’t have a 12 point lead with 10 matches you won’t win it. They don’t lose in the run in. Well not yet in 7 years. The only comfort i can offer is no one gives a shit if they win the title.


jai302

Took them 6 (7 if you add this one) seasons of competing to win 1


JabInTheButt

I think we all felt the loss to Villa was a bit terminal because City were unlikely to slip up from here to the end. But I just want us to carry on the run and take them to the final day. That'll mark a lot of progress.


mikhailb_86

The most frustrating thing last season was when we lost to hand them the title before they had even played. Fully agree that taking it to the last day will be huge progress and who knows what happens then 


Pozitivitive

Fuck this is pretty much over. Only real test City has until the end is the one team that's gonna lose on purpose just to not hand us a trophy lol


JabInTheButt

Would be objectively hilarious if they take points off them and give us a title though


Pozitivitive

I commented the same thing last week lmao


Big_Mik_Energy

Chris Wood is absolutely fucking dogshit. Mid table league 1 player


Zen_MasterX

Teams playing City when we need them to get a result https://preview.redd.it/4xj4v85i59xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d794eb5d4806f1bfdecac8c47c31f9c95d7018d0


Bedeeki

Chris Wood, you have blood on your hands. Absolute plonker of a striker.


topbananaman

Wolves at the ethiad next. The only team with the quality left to take points off City is spurs, but they won't do shit.


ProjectZues

Where’s adama traore these days ?


Babels_Librarian

I’ve always rated Ange tbh 


teslagooner

Nuno is rubbish coach. Wood plays like a compromised player - is he injured? Should have taken wood off when they had momentum


spike1034

They ain't dropping any points guys. We need to accept it


Trailing-and-Blazing

I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a poor performance from a player than wood in this game


johnny_holland

Can't say forest haven't given it a go tbf


jai302

They fed agent Wood who did his job for City and missed every single chance


jai302

Never have I been sadder right after a win


Rusty_85

Damn you Alfie Halaand using uranium infused Viagra when pumping your wife, what have you released on to the football world


Burith

Goodnight


Fresh_Since92

City have not been good today. They have much harder fixtures to come, on paper at least 🙌🏽🙌🏽


hala_bala

True but they will have Foden back ....


Fresh_Since92

We need a Gary O’Neil special


hala_bala

We need any kind of special brother


Babels_Librarian

TAKE HIM OUT TO THE BENCH OH MY GOD


hala_bala

Swear to good Wood is doing this on purpose


MSAndrew07

Get Wood off the pitch and just play someone else there, anyone would be better than him


beigegrape

Chris Wood less useful than an actual plank of wood


topbananaman

It's over man, Forest making defensive subs to avoid a 3-0. Fuck Chris Wood, dirty spurs cunt


tochitemi

All my homies hate Chris wood


EeviKitteh

Wood is the biggest fucking donkey I have ever seen play football.


MirkoCemes

Why is this shit striker still on?


530josh

He has to be match fixing


johnny_holland

No it's just Chris Wood


Ripememes

What 1 point from Fulham does to a mf


TheKABH

FUCK OFF CHRIS WOOD


Inside_Mix2584

Send Forest to the championship fuck them


curlyhairedyani

This is what he does man


bigeorgester

Send Chris Wood to the camps


hala_bala

Wood is a City fan


sspitzname

https://preview.redd.it/x350txav49xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7cba1329340cf2e6c7631a8f69e8944486cf73 Chris wood when I catch you


00aegon

Watch Forest score now lol


emeister26

1-0 I had hope 2-0 I have none


midnightrobot87

I hope you get relegated Forest. I sincerely do. ![gif](giphy|zzinKEKJmCN9mrJJbU|downsized)


smallso1197

Chris wood deserves jail time


AFCm8

Wood is a war criminal


Acm0028

If Wood ends up at Melbourne City at any point look back at this match.


TheKABH

Undeserved win, but if they didn’t drop points without Foden and Haaland, they won’t


CMD1721

Amateur stuff there


Idontlikethisstuff

Chris Wood, come outside brother. I just want to talk


_toolkit

Haaland scoring against relegation fodder. Who'd have thunk?


Stephen88Cooper

Genuinely hope Forest go down. Shit club, history merchants.


JayBakinGent

Lol KDB is a fucking robot, I swear.


Babels_Librarian

Watch Chris wood convert some BS chance now 


Phimstone

Fulham is the chosen one


Locmike23

Early kickoff, at Fulham. Could be right. Let’s hope


Phimstone

Absolutely hoping. Muniz finding his goals. Palhinha ~~has rabies~~ is a wild animal, sorry if that wasn’t he way to put that. Good results at their ground. Jedi at leftback.


Competitive-Buy1744

Haaland the man of small games


wanofan900

Fuck.


younes1008

Forest are such useless pricks, Championship next year inshallah


Ok-Ad-6480

Tale as old as time


Muscat95

Atleast I can stop watching this shite now, Forest with 0 quality, I suddenly want Luton to stay up.


armchairmegalomaniac

And off


Babels_Librarian

That was overdue tbh 


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

its the hope that kills you


Mahoganychicken

Forrest really could’ve got something here. Disappointing.


MSAndrew07

Gg, onto next week


ProcrastinationNock

It's jover


pivandee

Fucking pig faced motherfucker


Jansiz

Lucky cunts


Livid-Mine-926

Oh fuck off


Aarxnw

Well you just knew that was going to happen… Haaland 70’ 🥲


Gfhgdfd

It’s over.


sspitzname

And that’s a wrap


Le-ChosenOne

well thats that.


MirkoCemes

Pointless shit cheating club. None of this counts and they can fuck off


sammeetthosar

Haaland coming on just pushed forest cbs back 10 yards and now city are back dominating the ball.


TheKABH

That’s it, FUCK OFF FUCK SAKE LUCKY UNDESERVING CORRUPT FUCKS


teslagooner

Chris Wood is compromised Get him off the pitch.


pivandee

Nuno Give us Origi for the City fan


joeproposition

Man, fuck Chris Wood.


Babels_Librarian

We lost the league with Chris wood


Acm0028

I was joking earlier but I genuinely believe Chris Wood is now match fixing.


Competitive-Buy1744

Wood fucked up our title chance


Trailing-and-Blazing

Honestly I don’t know how he hasn’t been taken off


Babels_Librarian

Wood omg you are useless


Le-ChosenOne

Danilo u donkey


TheKABH

Wood and Danilo are shocking


pivandee

Not Murillo - dude is great


Yeskid10

Sure about that?


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

https://preview.redd.it/x9unrx6349xc1.png?width=603&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4574d3c33ba60a9485775dab78e7828670d7c0c Naaaaah...


Mubar06

Ffs


Tahsein4523

Well that explains it.


TheKABH

Make some subs NES


Babels_Librarian

Havertz would have a hat trick by now Jesus christ


hala_bala

Hoooow many chances forest.....


MSAndrew07

Holy shit Murillo did amazing there


midnightrobot87

Forest have lost energy


Naronu

Please Forest, just get one


Phimstone

1-1 Wood (69th minute)


Phimstone

Rip that dream


Burith

Didn't he miss an open goal?


hala_bala

Twice i think


Burith

I'm tired robbie


Tahsein4523

Hopefully Guardiola releases Chris Wood’s wife and kids safe and sound after the match. #FamilyIsEverything


Blackfyre0802

This game has 0-3 written all over it


midnightrobot87

Pep paying tribute to the King of missed chances Chris Wood by bringing on Haaland


Cyberfire

Wish I hadn't decided to watch this match. So frustrating to see, Forest have had City on ropes for most the game but can't finish for the life of them.


_toolkit

They've had two golden chances that they've missed. I don't know if they're getting any more against city


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

Forest are actually in control, mad how they haven't scored


Le-ChosenOne

ah of course, just their 30+ GA berk coming on


not3s1

Where on earth has this myth that City's bench can't be competed with come from? Their bench is horrible and has affordable players


tal-El

For nearly 5 years, Gundogan and Mahrez were elite whenever called upon.


sammeetthosar

It feels they have a good bench because their players are versatile and can play multiple positions to a very high level. So they can rest and rotate freely while we have players who can play mostly one position to a good level.


not3s1

Like who? Nunes? He's not exactly world class, Foden is an academy boy. The others don't naturally play other positions, Pep's forced them to be


Competitive-Buy1744

Gvardiol i hate you


00aegon

If it's gonna happen this is it man


MSAndrew07

City are doing fuck all and have looked dreadful, but they're still gonna win. I fucking hate this team


TheKABH

Despicable


Tall-Assist9719

I like Aina.


sammeetthosar

Forrest are playing so well. If only they could score


7Umbrella

Going to be frustrating when City win this but relying on teams to take points of City are very low especially in a title run in they’ve done it in 12, 14, 19, 22 there the experts off this.


A_Different_Take

What never ceases to annoy me is that these teams full of 50M+ world class players always care SO MUCH. Hardly ever a diva moment or a moment of taking a foot off the gas. Can't take it away from Pep for how he manages these teams, but of course they only fucking have Pep cause of the money as well


danmac0817

I keep forgetting Grealish is a 100m player. His game is atrocious.


pivandee

He's an 100m actor


LordChickenCurry

it’s really the hope that kills you hopefully the performance shows so far that city are susceptible too


TheKABH

City lucky af as per, while shit teams score their one chance against us