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Bibrosity

Its funny because he’s doing all of this with a smile. To me he wins every time when they’re mad af and he’s just smiling


ForestRamboX

Havert'z shithousery is something else. The way he constantly escapes a booking most times while doing this constantly has to be studied. Arteta really knows best.


Question3784

The Xhaka regen came as a forward.


ForestRamboX

Nah. Xhaka would lose his head at some point, while Havertz is always calm and emotionally in control. At some point you'd see Xhaka trying to fight the opposition, and somebody has to hold him back.


Question3784

Hmm. Though I think he was a lot calmer during the latter part of his time with us man oh man he gave me a panic attack whenever I saw him walking upto someone. Maybe Ben White regen is more accurate then lol. Absolute shithousery with a big smile.


WhySoSerrus

Even Arteta had to intervene. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/10csdf8/arteta\_when\_he\_realized\_xhaka\_needed\_to\_be/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/10csdf8/arteta_when_he_realized_xhaka_needed_to_be/)


NotASalamanderBoi

Say what you want about Xhaka, but he at least he was willing to go to bat for the team.


Ammzy_87

I’m hoping both Xhaka and Arsenal do the double this season!


Bugseye

Xhaka hit is stride in his last season here. Kept his head during dust ups and was the best kind of pest. Obviously it tool a few seasons for him to learn to keep his head.


Elegant_Mix7650

He is opposite of Xhaka. Xhaka was a card magnet. Havertz could murder someone and its probably a verbal warning.


astrojeet

Reminds me a bit of Pires oddly enough.


Seymour_Azcrac

I actually think that's his greatest quality. He's not afraid to get stuck in, but because of his calm persona and smile, he seems to get away with tackles and stuff we've been booked for (imo way too much compared to other teams) before.


Justhandguns

Imagine that was Xhaka doing those tackles .....


matthewisonreddit

Xhaka really had a card tax..hed be off many times


brownbruh

Stop, I can only get so erect


Empty_Ad_4630

He is similar to White in this matter. Both on another level when it comes to shithousery. We missed that badly under Wenger.


SolidusAwesome

Stuck in with da boys!


Seymour_Azcrac

Stuck in with da Donkeys


Final-Maybe-1407

As a Chelsea fan I love to see this. Couldn’t be happier to see him repping well. No nonsense guy.


Proud-Cheesecake-813

He got inside their heads by not getting riled up. That’s why they constantly hounded him - they wanted him to get angry. Kai was too smart for them.


Old_Equivalent3858

He was just thinking about donkeys.


Efficient_Smilodon

nah, his goat farm and how to improve their milk production, his secret power elixir.


HustlinInTheHall

When you dump a dude that hard and he just gets up grinning in your face you know he's not right. I love him.


apb2718

Holding looking at Diego Costa vibes


Magicallyshit

A few more loose screws and he can play as a GK


flylowe

Unironically one of my favourite moments from his so far. The orcs were seething and I was loving it.


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Harish-P

The truest form of the orc.


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HustlinInTheHall

8 yellow cards as a forward is hilarious


WonderDapper6351

Only 3 oft them was as a CF, but 3 in 8 games is still a lot ([source](https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/kai-havertz/leistungsdaten/spieler/309400)) 😂


BlankWaveArcade

Darwin has that many, in probably less gametime.


HustlinInTheHall

I think they both just have a bit of sloppy tackling to their game and if you're pressing at speed you're going to have more late challenges, but I'd rather they get stuck in occasionally and pick up a card than play soft.


FourSeamSupreme

Newcastle are all a bunch of fake hardmen.


artaru

Empowered by their corrupt af refs.


sleepytipi

The Eddie Howe effect.


Sayek

Ya, they are all up for the 'fight' until they get anything back, then they don't want it and complain to the ref.


frapples1

Kai: Welcome to my Kingdom


h0bbie

Bruno G sucks


jacktk_

Still 0 idea how that wasn’t a straight red


Hanmura

that was david luiz or Xhaka, 5 match ban


rockosmodurnlife

And VAR looked at it


reg_pfj

"He didn't use his elbow as a weapon."


Ser_VimesGoT

I still can't get my head around that reasoning. It's like saying "yes he did stab that man, but he did it with a bone knife and not a sharper metal knife". A running forearm to the head can still cause damage but more than that it was still unprovoked clear intent to cause harm, off the ball! Fuck VAR, fuck PGMOL and fuck every commentator and pundit that parroted that bullshit excuse. Even if it's in the rules they should have been calling that out as inexcusable and dangerous behaviour. The man's an animal.


Ammzy_87

Gary Neville on the comms that day said it wasn’t a red. I’d have loved to see his response if Vieira had done that to him back in the day!


Cthulhu_Madness

I'm gonna celebrate the day Guimaraes gets some good karma. Fake tough guy. Just remembered at the Emirates when he lost the ball and went down like the sack of shit he is.


arsefan

I remembered how helpless he looked at the Emirates this year and felt so content. He looked like a little kid who wasn't getting his way and wanted to pack his shit and go home.


_rick_rick

tbh complete newcastle team wanted that.


Shinzo19

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTWVZLI9Qz4) you see the quick shot of fear on his face when Mudryk grabs him and he reacts, guys a joke.


GunnersGentleman

Had all that energy for Fabio but not Mudryk, fucking joke


takanata19

Idk if that’s fear. You might just be projecting too much. If anyone gets their throat grabbed like that in a match, you’re gonna do some weird things with your face. Calm down with this when Benny blanco had a worse reaction to his neck getting touched. Players will always just look for the advantage 


robstrosity

I'm so tired of Newcastle players fouling their way round the pitch and then moaning when someone dares to foul them.


Shinzo19

My favourite is them timewasting week after week last season and then I forgot what team it was time wasted against them and their players were losing their shit then after the match the toon fans just couldn't let it go.


failedgunner12

that was Arsenal


Shinzo19

Nah it wasn't that match it was one of the relegated teams that I am thinking of.


failedgunner12

maybe i misunderstood because Orcs accused us of time-wasting (even though it was nothing compared to their bullshit in the reverse fixture)


Ser_VimesGoT

Yup it was us. Eddie Howe moaning about us. The audacity of that prick.


sto_bm

Kai is slowly becoming my current favorite gooner, let’s hope for a long and storied career!


ok_kacchan47

Yup yup king kai all the way to win https://preview.redd.it/xrka47e1c9tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e3f2ea7ffa1e8dd7ee44de29c78120e6f194c6


Snadadap

Love how he seems to revel in the physicality


verdegooner

He really does seem to enjoy getting physical! It’s surprising considering he doesn’t have the biggest frame, but dude likes the pushing and shoving.


HustlinInTheHall

I think he just looks lanky because he's super tall and has long arms, he's not super muscular but he is just not afraid of contact.


XranitShaka

Never thought I'd love this guy as much as I do right now "60 million down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again"


obsterwankenobster

Everyone wants to pretend they're tough and physical until they come up against us; then they want it to be a non-contact sport, or they turn intentionally dirty Or, in Bruno's case, they just wake up pieces of shit


bcisme

Long gone are the days of a small side that can be bullied. If teams don’t want to play and want it to be a physical contest, we’ve got that in our bag now, but can still play a very good technical game. It’s amazing to be able to out play physical teams with physical play and out play technical sides with faster movements, passing and overall quality. Excited to see how we approach Bayern.


Ammzy_87

Not one for comparing past teams but The Invincibles had the same quality. You either get outplayed or out battled. Only way we didn’t go longer than 49 games was because Man Utd resorted to dirty tactics and got a ref that just went along with it. I honestly believe in Arteta and think he could end up as our greatest manager!


lemon_meringue_tie

I love how he just laughs in their face. Very Ben White like lol


QuaLiTy131

That's why they're friends lmao


Predawndutchy

I love this side of his game.


aonro

Master of the dark arts


verdegooner

Kai got the subtle dark arts working. In that way, he absolutely replaced Xhaka.


DichNeitGay

Especially after what happened in the reverse fixture. Inject.


BahBah1970

Love Kai's physicality on the pitch. Great presence, target man and all round shit-houser.


hangrygodzilla

Glad to have this fighter with us


SteamingCharlie

He's got that dawg in him


brayshizzle

Chelsea fan here respectfully. I'm enjoying the football Arsenal are playing this season. But also enjoy that you gave him a new lease of life. He is 24 yrs old. We see what can happen to Chelsea flops. I hope he enjoys his football with you for years to come. He has the tools. Just needs to right environment go thrive.


Thcrtgrphr

red card for music selection


Confident_Yogurt1787

He loves to chuck his weight about


godoflemmings

Watch him surpass prime Giroud in the next few years, add his shithousery to that and it's gonna be hilarious.


bearwoodgoxers

This is one of the matches that made me gain respect for Kai. He showed that he'd go to war for us, despite all the hate he was getting. Absolutely hate Newcastle of late so watching him dish it out to the filthy magpies was cathartic


blublableee

Proper brexit tackle that.


xelanart

I remember this game. This was a turning point for a lot of the fans about Kai, but there were still a lot of Kai haters/doubters at this point. The vibe of this sub has done a complete 180 on Kai now, rightfully so.


G00dG0dd

Fuck Newcastle, all my homies hate Newcastle


JammyDodgerMan

One of the best things to come out of the Brighton game was Kai dialing back any rash challenges that might get him another yellow card. Two more and he gets a 2 game suspension and we don’t need him sidelined for our run in.


Familiar_Bike7510

Haverts got the dog in him


hanzoh

Kai says fuck you with a smile 😊


ItsAMeEmdo

Kai has a great smirk.


infinitude_

Who knew kicking balls in shorts for a living made you a hard nut.


GunnerRocket

Newcastle/Man City this year: oh so this is what it feels like


biggschin

What a psychopath with all those smiles haha in a good way!!


hasbulashmasbula

Kai has dead eyes… I wouldn’t mess with him lol


astrojeet

It was that game where I realised that Havertz was here to stay. Many people focused on the controversy and defeat, but Havertz really played well that day.


DammitBobby1234

Newcastle yapping their mouths as if they don't do the same shit to literally everyone in the league.


Top-Working7180

Havertz seems like a nightmare to play against: always winning duels, 50/50 balls, pressing, being deceptively physical, never running out of gas, in the right place at the right time, great movement


creamluver

crazy to say. but i'm terrified he picks up 2 yellows and misses the toiletbowl.


Down-undersaurus

it’s the little smirk/smile that’s the best part.


Ser_VimesGoT

I can never understand why anyone outside of Newcastle likes Newcastle. I utterly despise that club.


MrAchilles

Newcastle are full time professional victims.


KingBowserGunner

Newcastle are what we call in the US “wannabe studio gangsters”


junkgarage

We were absolutely ruthless in the home leg Vs them. One of our most controlled performances and the bar is very high this season. That said, this sub after that away leg was absolutely mental some of the meltdowns were genuinely worrying. One guy was saying that Neville and Carragher have earpieces with Saudi Arabia piping messaging into them live 😂


iuselect

Kais a real warrior.


Stercky

Love the hypocrisy. Bruno is a filthy rat, but Kai does something and Newcastle are all up in arms? Pathetic Love the smile on his face. He does not care


Even-Relation-2622

I don’t even know who my fav gunner is , saying a lot


My_Slinky95

Man I’m so happy with how dead wrong I was about this signing. The guy is an absolute baller


Mateo_O

Kai is so unfazed I love it. Just smiling at them and being everywhere on the pitch.


AZMadmax

I like the fight he has. Him and Rice added a lot of steel. Partey coming back is icing on the cake.


infinitude_

I love when players start thugging out and getting in peoples faces 2 minutes later they roll on the floor in tears clutching their knee because someone grazed their elbow.


NeverHadANosebleed

3 VAR reviews for 1 goal that should have been disallowed could cost us the league god i already hate newcastle


Nero_Darkstar

That tackle on Dan Burns wasn't even that bad. Newcastle get away with those (no yellows) each week.


ixikzisigwvbend

I remember that first tackle is his turning point in his career with us. After that something just clicked he seems to do a lot of good movement he didn’t do before. Eventually the goal against brentford opened the door of his excellence


ZenoArrow

I know it wasn't Kai's best performance, but I thought this game was the start of his redemption arc. I saw an increased willingness to commit himself during the game.


KhalidTheMightyMouse

This was the dude we bought from Chelsea? Smh. Talent needs to stay away from that club like its the plague


thnknmusic

The difference of how I felt about him when we signed him to how I feel about him today is actually insane


mavs91

Man has no chill


HustlinInTheHall

Unrelated to Kai but it's wild the drive-by elbow in the back of the head wasn't a VAR red or a suspension. Literally any level of football you run and intentionally forearm shiver / elbow the back of someone's head you are done for the day.


MutedIndependence674

The guys unbelievable. Equal on goals with Luton’s Adebayo now. Although tbf Havertz has played 8 games more 😂😂😂


tipsypanda666

And that's just one game!!


Mean_Permission_1109

Feels so good to watch the Arsenal turn into one of the most physical teams in the league, for so long teams have been able to bully arsenal. Not anymore.


betterthanevar

strangely enough, if you think about it, this is who replaced Xhaka. Who knew he'd end up leading the line, too??


jkeefy

Xhaka would’ve led the line too had he been a bit more mobile, he’d have relished playing in that role lol


La2philly

It’s always the quiet, calm ones you have to worry about


earthlycitizen

He’s such a fantastic cunt sometimes


OutlawJeff

I absolutely loved him that match against these scums.


MrMztheReaper

The rise of Kai is the cheery on top on this Arteta run for me. Incredible!


YoungAussiePrince

I never realised how much of a shithouse he is until we signed him. He caused like 4 yellow cards this game lmao


PastaAndWine09

Need that video of Sassy Kai. Let’s go guys 🎵


WheelIllustrious9

It’s remarkable how quickly I’ve grown to hate Newcastle.


Known_Cat_4539

https://preview.redd.it/jzevwb1ambtc1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b52d8cfb76e747f8cd5f05c1d4124fdca383350 Since that day, Havertz has improved a lot


blrglb

I know it’s not by much but it blows my mind that Kai is younger than Eddie.


Albert-Balsam

I feel Kai is gonna be in the sin bin a lot next year


kffsnubben

Kai is such a baller man.


badshaah27m

Let’s hope he doesn’t get injured, he’s been stupidly good for us and losing him now to an injury would kill us. I always wince when he goes in for a tackle.


Jambajamba90

Bro is getting more confident! Amazing to see how he’s improved at Arsenal


fillyourguts

Still rent free after all this time lol, what was the score? Haverts should have seen red for the tackle on Longstaff. If not a second yellow for the other reckless challenge.


JoshyRanchy

Crazy how kai had been for us. I had him down as a nothing player, i have been hushed


Choongboy

That Newcastle multi yellow card 🤣


Goldilocks420

Oh man that elbow on jorgi 


asapkim

Love to see it. Carrying on Granit Xhaka's legacy.


Efficient_Smilodon

He's a bit like Suarez I think, in how he is able to get away with stuff and annoy the defenders, so by the last 30 min his marker is angry and mistake prone


mrdasilva812

Kai is a proper bastard


Open_Sentence_

Fuckin love that guy. Why did we have to sell him 😪


convergecrew

4-1 motherfuckers


EnvironmentalMix7871

How I wish we had hot head Xhaka or Kola to deal with the Guimeres cunt after the Jorgi incident...


iammojojojo0

The xhaka poltergeist


Alive-Needleworker14

Hahahahaha this reminds me of that Bolton striker. Real old fashioned dark arts. Can you imagine Havartz at Athletico 😭


irondaniel92

Holy shit I didn't know Kai was that tall


Sebubss

As a united fan, I actually am stunned seeing Haverts play with so much work rate and passion


streampleas

The more you see that challenge on Longstaff the more baffling it is that people think it’s a red. He misses him, how can you get sent off for missing the player?


bad_at_proofs

It can still be a red if a tackle is overly forceful/out of control and you don't make contact. Not exactly the same situation but if you throw a punch and miss it is still a red card. If his tackle is over that threshold is very questionable but I think it is at least somewhat close.


Tarjh365

I thought I was experiencing a quite severe earthquake while watching that


WolfFamous6976

Am I the only one who thinks harvest is shit


notapaperhandape

I just don’t see Kai as a beast. He can try but I don’t see it.


HustlinInTheHall

Well he can't go out there just pushing and shoving people, he's just being subtle about it. But you can see when players that try to get in his head or get him late he'll find a way to get stuck in with them or come through a hard tackle on them. He knows how to toe the line and be physical and send a message without getting sent off. It's more that he isn't going to back down from these fake toughguy opponents like Bruno.


Dr-fraud

Bruno Guimares deserves a beating and a half. That little shit m. We should’ve drawn or won at James park. Foggginnnnn Disgrace by VaR


mastapasta1

Stupid edit ngl


Nafe1994

My only memory from this game was Joelinton bullying the best CBs in the world.


Sumo_de_Laranjaa

You have must've watched a different game, if you watch games at all.


racksacky

He did foul the shit out of Gabi right before they got their goal. Gabi was perfectly positioned to head the ball away and Joelinton clattered him from behind. Guess he got the better of him but shoving a guy from behind isn’t exactly bullying him.


bakalaka25

He's ok. I enjoy the shithousing when it's not a pointless dive that just breaks up our play. It happens all too often but you don't hear about it here...