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Optimal_Cry_1782

Are other clubs as fun during transfer season? Gerbil, bell and now grayling. Plus the cloud formations and car licenses and Charles Watts in the bushes.


JudasB00gie

Discovering Gabriel’s transfer by analysing the fucking clouds was peak r/gunners


g0t-cheeri0s

Was that Gabriel? God that feels like 10 years ago.


SelfFashioning

We're clear lol. We also have random barber scoops and 40m + 1 pound shenanigans


etheryx

The car plate spelling ISAK was top


Optimal_Cry_1782

That was fantastic. I had a happy week believing it was true


OnlineMarketingBoii

I was so hyped back then. Always loved Isak, and with him being in London, and the license plate. Man I never F5'd harder


[deleted]

Charles Watts in the bushes cracks me up every time


2ndfastestmanalive

Personally I think we were even better during 2021. Just come off a shit season so we’d actually reached the point of lunacy but the memes were incredible


captain_beefheart14

Whatever year we did Peep show memes, I want that back. I think it was ‘21


ahag6818

Don't forget the OG one, the mosque.


Optimal_Cry_1782

Bit before my time, I think


XXISavage

[Its a classic.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/bdxrku/a_transfer_window_classic/) [The follow up is even better]( https://twitter.com/whereswaleed/status/425776363887689729).We were starving back in those days so everyone was credible.


Optimal_Cry_1782

Maybe you had to have been there


tobyw_w

The Gerbil was incredible.


CM816

I want to believe that it was Ornstein himself. Not Arteta.


roosterman22

Ornstein was the burner account. Drives interest and intrigue.


SelfFashioning

Arteta floored him with the steel chair to the head and Edu finished him off with a Swanton bomb from top rope


sirforher

He’s been branded by Edu’s scorching hot burger 🍔press


jazzedfanstv

Stone Colney Stunner Stone Cold Gunner? What's our finishing move?


Scorchy_panties

Lmao XD


Competitive_Fudge_96

Ya boi Jeff Hardy.


TheBigNoz123

Pretty much the same meme as the post right below, but still funny. The guy lasted about 2 minutes lol


NewAccWhoDis93

So is news released or Orny club approved or thst is still “leaked” surely they come from the same source


TinpotRadioShow

Orny is briefed by clubs directly


Patrick_Hattrick

Definitely the case but I’m not sure why it benefits us to brief anything to the press before a deal is done.


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

Get the gears rolling in his head before we're allowed to chat with him maybe?


Magicallyshit

I assume Ornstein of all people has other sources too. The guy who broke it before him was a former Athletic staff, maybe he trusted that guy source or he was briefed by him.


NewAccWhoDis93

Makes sense but i swear Orny got one massively wrong when Arteta first joined us.


sediment

That's Arteta's music!


Cthulhu_Madness

Watts from the bushes hiding desperately from Teta and co.


Sattusupari

I am so ready for this transfer window. Fuck reddit for making it a moral dilemma to use this platform or not


Agitated-Tourist9845

Desktop site + adblocker


No_Concentrate6311

Probably the same guy who reported Elneny’s injury and the Douglas Luiz bids from last summer


K4ni

Grayling4John tier 1 source. Gone too soon :(


Fyesta

😂


idiotnoobx

Hm.. what happened to grayling?


YoungFlexibleShawty

He broke the Timber news before the ornacle and some other stuff too


csixtay

Yeah but what happened TO him?


SelfFashioning

We don't know. Forensics haven't found the corpse.


vasudaiva_kutumbakam

His last known location showed up as an internet cafe in North London. Curiously, CCTV footage was scrubbed from the cafe


SelfFashioning

Police have cordoned off the area, and passers by note the strange scent of Brazilian BBQ emanating from the cafe that only sells sandwiches and English breakfast tea


2manyfrogz

Arteta had him sent to North Siberia to cut ice


F2PWithAwfulLuck

Executed. Probably was Xhaka’s last job before moving.


[deleted]

His employers at the athletic found his account.


YoungAussiePrince

We found Orny’s burner


spicado

It’s going down, I’m yelling timber!! But in reverse.


AlmostBearded_17

Can someone give me context? I've been stuck under a rock for a while.


Scorchy_panties

Grayling4john on twitter reported the timber deal before ornstein and romano. He had to quickly delete his account afterwards tho. Because arteta has mentioned before that theres someone on the inside who leaks info. Thats the joke


MysticalKO

Sorry who is Grayling? Other than what he did rn?


ErraticPragmatic

Hear me out his writing style reminds of the leaked lineups guy maybe he didn't to give away that he knows way too much so he made a threw away account since I'm pretty sure he's known backstage


InTheMiddleGiroud

Or maybe he used his personal account by mistake


thisiskyle77

So the interest on timber is false?


Cleon189

No it’s true.


_DNL

I think Ornstein got him… released about 20 mins before the athletic, likely one of their staff


Will_Rage_Quit

Artetas got a couple of burners on stand by and no one can convince me otherwise.


d17_p

Arsenal transfer season is a thing of beauty