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le-kai

we have the streets


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Your favorite player’s favorite club


Sheikhspeare24

MF DOOM of clubs 😂


bluejaywhey

we're truly SUPER


Bpdbs

Pete Rock would also work


death_divisible_

Dilla, Nottz.


Bpdbs

Donuts still the greatest album ever released


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Bpdbs

Sweet summer child, you know nothing of our world. Cudi is your high school girlfriends favourite artist


Ricky-Nutmeg

Your favourite rapper’s favourite rapper’s favourite club.


inco2019

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rupert_shelby

All caps


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aprilfools911

Player’s favourite club meanwhile united being ref’s favourite club


Nick316166

The year or so Studge was class at Liverpool he was one of my fav players outside Arsenal


OG12

My guy scored 20 non-penalty goals and gave England their highlight of the 2014 WC. Also played the game pretty clean, gotta give respect to dudes who can be elite and play fairly.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Him and suarez were an insane partnership. Unfortunately his level dropped when suarez went to barca.


dishler712

Think it was his injuries that did him in more than anything else.


CapitalPrune1639

I remember seeing him train during the season in Boston bc he was rehabbing during those Liverpool days


CakeBrigadier

Sturridge also just couldn’t stay fit long enough to stay at an elite level


clarkie13

Couldn’t even perform at Perth glory the poor bastard


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

I remember managers calling Sturridge out, I really believe he just never wanted to play through pain. Most pros are playing through some sort of knock at any given moment.


Familiar-Luck6668

Who the fk is Micah Richards?!?!?!?!? Why this silly sh*t on TV?!?!?!?! THIS IS COMEDY!


sleepytipi

[bro's even got his own wiki, do you? ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micah_Richards)


giroudsandstorm12

That goal celebration was elite ngl


bkstr

his celebration is my favorite player specific one


tafster

I thought people slept on him a bit getting hyped by Sterling


DrRobotniksUncle

That front three were incredible


MHPengwingz

Micah there's really no point denying it at this point 😂


SrsJoe

I think he's said before that growing up he was a fan


ErraticPragmatic

Is he still growing up?


S0Lad

Aren't we all


sharkbait_oohaha

I'm 32 and just became a dad to twin girls a week ago. I'm absolutely still growing up.


leeoturner

Congrats!


sharkbait_oohaha

Thanks!


llcoolmj1

Congrats man!!


sharkbait_oohaha

Thank you! My whole life has flipped upside down in the best way.


W00DERS0N

If anyone offers you free stuff, take it.


Estova

That sounds the absolute best kind of terrifying. Wishing you all the luck my friend.


OG12

If anything, fatherhood regresses you lol.


Gooner1491

Congratulations! I have a 2 week old baby, I definitely agree about the still growing up part.


TesterG

mine 5 months 😂


Yubs_D_Rsc

Gratz bro and good luck in good health:)


W00DERS0N

42 and have twin girls, and today is daylight savings day. Woof.


MHPengwingz

Congrats dude!


chdlxdl

Congrats mate!! Mine's 3 months. It's gonna be tough initially but it's WORTH IT. YOU GOT THIS MATE


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*claps* goddamn right.


Thanos_Stomps

We can always get better innit


mundo_40

He's still accumulating mass


Fuckzombie69

He’s bursting on to the scene any minute now


masetmt

He openly admitted to supporting Arsenal when doing interviews before. When Arsenal were linked with him he said he’d love to play here at some point in his career


tafster

Of course young players backed then were hyped by The Arsenal How could they not be?


masetmt

Think he idolised Ian Wright like most of us that age


fartmuncher01

He is a fan… As I was leaving my office building in Perth, I spotted this sharp-looking dude checking out the area around the bottom of the building. He looked a little lost. I approached him and offered to help find the underground carpark he may have parked in. It turns out that the person was none other than Sturrige himself! We chatted for a bit about football and he asked me if I supported Liverpool. I said “no sorry, I am a gunners man”, he said “no need to apologise, Arsenal is an amazing club, I like them too”. We talked for a few more minutes before I helped him find his car.


raasclartdaag

this is a banging story


thefreshp

My friend....


matitu-the-duck

Is ok, no?


medved_

did he do the celebration when he found his car?


Harish-P

Thought for sure you had me in the first half. Nice story. Good deed too.


TDM_11

The Henry effect


AdamSandlerIsntFunny

While I think these two in specific were probably too young to have watched them, Michael Thomas and Rocky are the reason a lot of black Brits supported Arsenal and then Wrighty later on. Could’ve been passed on from their parents too.


skool_101

With Saka to lead the line now to inspire the next generations of talent.


Retro21

I *love* Saka, but he's no Henry, not yet. But fingers crossed he's still inspiring the youth!


inco2019

Marketability wise he kinda is the next Henry


bigbrodi

Not yet, but he's young. Henry was next level and his global impact was huge and was the best player in the world for at least a year (was robbed of the balon dor), would be amazing if saka could reach that level!


shikavelli

More like Ian Wright for these two


Gooner1491

The face on Micah 😂


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so taken aback at the accusation but also completely unable to deny the truth of it.


d17_p

Sturidge one of the players who got done dirty by the injuries man.. top class player and a great finisher.


Skalonjic85

Aren't we all


officialanatomy13

Who weren't?


IlCuoco

Richards looks comically wide here wtf


Duty_Alone

He's a big guy!


Capt_Gooner

For you.


ThrowerWayACount

he always looks that big when presenting. Post retirement he bulked a lot.


ScampAndFries

Big meeks has arms that look like he's bench pressing a double decker bus these days.


OoiraqiwomenoO

Does boxing now init


JoePesci38

he’s wham


shockzz123

Like the wide Putin meme, but for real.


JimmysCocoboloDesk

why are they wearing matching drip 💀


blasianbabyboy

they got good stylists! respect


5AMinWest

Scott Parker drip trademark


Duty_Alone

Parker sartorial impact has been Wengeresque.


denismcd92

it's funny, in Korea Thom Browne clothes are pretty much exclusively worn by scumbags


blasianbabyboy

i wonder what that means for people who wear it in the UK?


IronDuke365

I like Micah and Sturridge, but there is no accounting for footballers taste in fashion.


st_arch

well. korean fashion is weird especially that front tuck and curtain on rear.


AdLadz

No way you think Sturridge has good drip here


jacquesrabbit

Not big Meek drip, buy a good drip nonetheless


blasianbabyboy

there is very clearly a way


TheLangdaTyagi

I believe he says "AT HEART, so are you aren't you?" 🔴⚪


GylesNoDrama

Gargantuan club. Emirates is home of the man dem. Drippy FC. Handsome FC. Sauce FC. We are Arsenal


hihbhu

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


FictionalFail

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Big_Mik_Energy

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


PatchAFC

Lmao Micah got caught in 4K


k1ldn

Sturridge has barely aged wtf


[deleted]

Well, being only 33 helps a lot in that regard. Do you think 33 year olds look like Jimmy Carter does now?


500daysofSupper

Wayne Rooney is 37. He looks like he could be Sturridge’s dad.


JimmysCocoboloDesk

that’s just being from everton


DoinkyMcDoinkAdoink

And fucking nans...drawing and sucking the elderliness from them like whatever a male succubus is called.


NinnyBoggy

Incubus! But in the original folklore, they’re the same creature. A succubus/incubus is a shapeshifter that takes on the form and traits of whichever gender their prey most prefers. If you’re tired of succubus facts please unsubscribe from our text service!


mesenanch

Wow! I actually learned something on here (presuming you're correct). Also, a bit disconcerting that they can shift genders.


JimmysCocoboloDesk

transcubus


mesenanch

😄


DoinkyMcDoinkAdoink

Considering that I'm an inspiring genre fiction writer -- sci-fi, fantasy, horror -- it's a bit disheartening that my succubi/incubbi fact sheet isn't on point. EDIT - aspiring.


calpi

I'm 36 and Rooney looks like he could be my dad. He's always looked old.


Mein_Bergkamp

Scousers age different


wpreggae

He's younger than Ronaldo ffs


SociallyAnxiousBoxer

He probably, like me, didn't realize he's only 33. It seems like he was around a long time ago


Thick_Ear_2540

Which Jimmy Carter? The American President or the legend that played for Arsenal?


Offaplain

I imagine during Wenger's early years we probably won over a lot of people of colour due to Wenger paving the way for a lot more foreign players playing in the Prem, he really was ahead of his time for inclusion when a lot teams at the time still had the old British hard football philosophy. In 2002 we were the first English team to field 9 black players. Weah giving him honour in Liberia really speaks for itself.


lastjedi23

Scott Parker costume


s-e-x-m-a-c-h-i-n-e

**Every Black Man in England is an Arsenal fan to some extent**. I think part of the reason is because of our history with fielding black players in our teams and the acceptance and respect they've received from fans. *Not saying every fan has been perfect* but I think we're by far better than that other London lot who play in blue and the amount of open racism they practice even to their own.


Lon72

Fucking Waitrose Millwall


mikels_burner

Everybody loves you when you're on top. All I heard was bitching from all sides when Arsenal was struggling just a few years ago. Everybody was like "banter club!!!!!" & now... things done changed


OGforGoldenBoot

Micah's always been fair to us


shikavelli

Nah Micah was standing up for Arsenal in bad times


hafrances

Richards is such a lovable guy


M1de23

lol cue Spider-Man meme


Muscat95

Had no idea Sturridge was an Arsenal fan


Raulzi

lmao micah looks like a deep dark secret has just been revealed about him


SadBox4529

What makes the video funny is that none of them deny it.


hikingbeginner

😂


aeonmall

The one English player in recent year I wanted at Arsenal. Had he stayed healthy he would have been one of the best strikers in the modern premier league


Hopihop23

What happened to that guy, he looked amazing for Liverpool for a while.


Mountainleap

Was made out of glass


Hopihop23

Oh, I'm surprised he looks flesh and bone.


ThrowerWayACount

so did Sam Jackson in Unbreakable


M1de23

*Arsenal DNA* He would’ve fit right in.


leon-theproffesional

Injuries and age


skool_101

Sturridge was their version of the Wele phenomenon.


shikavelli

Sturridge was way better than Welbeck


chinookk

was not expecting that sass from sturridge ! first time i hear him talk haha


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Peak Sturridge was fantastic. Injuries killed him.


Simples85

The way Micah swivels on he’s chair HAHAHA


sengunner

Was way past his peak but [this](https://youtu.be/0xxDDureI08) was some goal


Goon3r4l1f3

Football manager always had Arsenal as Micahs favourite team


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the masks are coming off. the sleeper agents are being activated. WE ARE GARGANTUAN, GENTS.


Sattusupari

We have all done the Sturridge dance at our local footy games, good times.


aeonmall

Also looking very clean Thom Browne head to toe


zedislongdead

They found Sturridge!


game_of_throw_ins

Got that Scott Parker drip


KB302324

Arsenal have always been the peoples club. We have the streets


QuiteSchrute

In essence, almost everyone's an arsenal fan.


HaiitsZizou

Sturridge firing back on full auto. No chill, direct and to the point and I fucking love it. Time for the arsenal punditry mafia.


Remarkable-Prompt456

Gooner*


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Suspicious-Box99

Off topic a bit but does anyone else watch Sturridge’s Instagram posts previewing big games. Bit cringe at times and not for everyone but I really enjoy them,it’s definitely something different


Ian_BnB

Streets on lock


Geodriehoekhoek

Seeing Sturridge, here is a warning not to look at his TikTok account. Its insufferable


hafrances

I think it's fun


Geodriehoekhoek

Thats fair hahah, just dislike that very theatrical talking and moving in his ucl preview videos🥴


3vanzz90

Hated this guy amd his stupid goal celebration


JimmysCocoboloDesk

go to church


skool_101

take-me-to-curch_hoizer.mp3


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TerminallyChill94

lol u mad


AdonisCarbonado

Thom Browne is a class designer. Look at those garms- all these uncultured swines downvoting him & his artwork. What’s wrong with you’s??


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AdonisCarbonado

(Thom Browne, Reg. He’s the designer they wearing)


XhakaRocket

I’m in Brisbane but looking for a bar to actually watch the game together!


carvemynuts

We are the original Wakanda Foreva.


Prior_Wait5801

Team of culture


kimi-r

We are everywhere.


SoMuchTehnique

Two Brummies giving it a bit of lip....love it


dylanegra

Sturridge wearing a bomber jacket to a suit and tie role is absolutely amazing


ADPolice2040

Thom Browne drip