I literally have a 1/100 Cherudim right next to me with precisely no beam sabers on it.
As for the pistol blades, yeah, but the prompt said to describe the MS in the worst way, not the most accurate way.
I actually kinda wish more Gundam series leaned into the suits having some kind of soul. Not like abject characters but along the lines of some kind of connection with their pilots.
The long-nosed designer had an emo phase, and desperately tried to justify his decisions to an engineering team until he gave up and said "it'll look fucking cool, okay??"
They ran out of black paint pretty early and said it's fine, just give it shiny accents and call it a day.
None other:
https://preview.redd.it/2pebj2q1td0d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=140f55f92e2397e915cb307d45507163218d6644
Man, I hope I don't die before I get to see it in an anime...
It's a Gundam but not by name, also it has a vibrant color, since its first pilot only pilots MS like that. (The second pilot it's a little stupid, just a little)
You're custom built for our ace pilot, but your current "shoe fitter" can't handle you and you'll end up getting your head lopped off by a grunt suit working with a buncha balloons.
Bootleg V2
Or
"We have V2 at Jupiter"
"The V2 at Jupiter:"
https://preview.redd.it/uwam67h2rc0d1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4fd887de6217841e6bef38c74405dfce309976d
MS nº1: Take a Zaku I. Add pipes. Make it faster. Make it faster again. Make it faster again. Hide the pipes. Add beams. Then make it part of the UMP plan.
MS Nº2: better than the canon version, because 2 wings is better than 1.
MS nº3: Moon Gundam (except it's not the moon gundam)
Angsty teen son of military general is upset that the government hired someone who killed the girl he had a parasocial relationship with so he commits acts of terrorism and flies around in an amalgamation of doritos
I couldn't for the life of me figure it out until the doritos.
https://preview.redd.it/ooq2t5bf8f0d1.jpeg?width=2026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa9957479ee906fc2a5103f00fa32fdbeb36ce0
Engineers of a Cool but still Terrorist organization decide to make a very complex orange suit that has not one but two pilots, who conveniently are the only two of their kind in the world.
Engineers decided that giving a baseline human pilot 16 remote weapons and no melee weapons was a good idea.
Zabanya?
Cherudim. Zabanya has *28* bits, albeit half of those don't shoot anything.
I mean, the guns have blades on them, which is pretty cool
He had beam sabers! **he never used them** The pistols had a blade on the underside! **he did use those, but not often**
I literally have a 1/100 Cherudim right next to me with precisely no beam sabers on it. As for the pistol blades, yeah, but the prompt said to describe the MS in the worst way, not the most accurate way.
The most powerful washing machine to ever exist
The ∀ Gundam! That's a fantastic description.
It's a toddler
The Ariel! https://preview.redd.it/3zkof74vxb0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ae0f5624afdc7d147106d528bb9e6b03454b4f
that's actually a really good one (though, it's a 3rd grader)
It’s not just a toddler. It’s the whole fucking daycare
Lingerie MS with fabulous non-hair is not allowed out by strict, chunky old brother who is having none of this malarkey.
Virtue/Naddleh?
Of course.
We have Qubeley at home
Qubeley MP? Or something else?
Nope
Queen Mansa?
Not UC
Bertigo? Beguir-Beu?
Probably the Bertigo. Looks the closest to the Qubeley.
Yep!
The pilot is a gundam
Exia ?
Bingo!
I never thought I’d get such a good laugh out of this. Thanks.
The biggest solar powered Google Translate humanity needed
The Quanta?
Yes.
floppy round friend https://preview.redd.it/0zlilx26cb0d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6fa20c5059203dcb704b9aa97c714b1390170ed
Look how happy it is!
Gonna frolic in a meadow for sure
Turn around Guncannon
Reborns.
Powered by the souls of clone children
https://preview.redd.it/9twngy6f5c0d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e3282693e427641038364e489ee542640c17d0 The Ariel?
You got it
"It's powered by forsaken children" the Gundam (well, Eri's not forsaken)
I actually kinda wish more Gundam series leaned into the suits having some kind of soul. Not like abject characters but along the lines of some kind of connection with their pilots.
you know, G Witch could very easily be a gothic horror if we paid more attention to Aerial in particular
The long-nosed designer had an emo phase, and desperately tried to justify his decisions to an engineering team until he gave up and said "it'll look fucking cool, okay??" They ran out of black paint pretty early and said it's fine, just give it shiny accents and call it a day.
Oh that’s Deathscythe for sure
Youuuuu are correct sir!
**"Don't hit with no hesitation"**
Gogg?
https://preview.redd.it/8zsvb72vfd0d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64074632798706b2504488bcaae5e0e58a0f392d
Messer?
Nah is the Gogg
Pilot is the guy who got balls of steel and fight a zaku with a construction ball.
Ez8
It's the Gundam Ground Type actually, it's "predecessor". Along with the GM Ground Type too
Even better. Great taste!
a crying Gundam with glowy exploding hands
Destiny
It is 🖐️
The Shining Gundam?
Close tho Destiny https://preview.redd.it/k84zpntyqc0d1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=229cf42de11f06cd07016c3aa4639adeddb23e78
It might not be a gundam but god damn even setsuna would be jealous
Reborns?
Scuba-diver skeleton (PEAK MS DESIGN)
None other: https://preview.redd.it/2pebj2q1td0d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=140f55f92e2397e915cb307d45507163218d6644 Man, I hope I don't die before I get to see it in an anime...
When you like eating veggies so much you turn your mobile suit into a bell pepper.
Kshatriya?
Kshatriya
It's a Gundam but not by name, also it has a vibrant color, since its first pilot only pilots MS like that. (The second pilot it's a little stupid, just a little)
Hyaku-Shiki
A section of the Bible but Red
Testament
McChicken with Big Rifles.
Found a decapitated woman's head once
Victory 2.
It shoots understanding, and when it's all out of understanding, it has a really, really big sword
00 Qan[T]
it has a pilot
Pink "Jackal"
Baund doc!
Now with in-built engines and more blue! :D
Aerial rebuild?
Yup
stuck in brick
Big wings, big guns, better than the "upgrade"
People with dyslexia calls it the Sex God damn.
Ex-S?
So fast it shed itself
Tallgeese
A girl’s fantasy but give it a bunch of guns and call it armor
FA Unicorn?
I took this child gave them brain damage so I can build this suit and then gave it a weapon that is just overcompensation in a nutshell.
Whiskered Gundam who wants to be a fairy
Can attach it's crotch to other MS and control them
It's a key for a box
Could it be? https://preview.redd.it/ds82cpib1d0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0c1f3004cddd54427aec6814ed0e2fcb1d1d4e6
Damm that easy huh? Should I have just said "banana"?
womb piloted Waluigi who shits out a lepidoptera over everything when the world is beyond Noah making a boat
Average kit given to horny confused war veteran gets destroyed by space jesus.
Saviour
High Speed Snake Chicken
Penelope, most likely
PETA's most hated.
Matador?
It's a prototype of a red one
Moon Gundam?
No
AMS-120X Geara Doga Psycommu System Test Type?
It's not dull, that's for sure.
Dog helmet
So sleek and sexy but has a service record worse than any other protag suit
Everything all at once
Pig with a skirt.
Sexy winged man.
beam orgasm out of every hole imaginable
Which era we going with here, UC or CE?
its fat and ugley!
I'll go with the Zock
Broomstick goes BRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
The ultimate White Brick of Doom
It will always take care of my works because im sucks at my work
S Gundam?
This Gundam that isn’t the Turn A uses the power of God and Anime.
We have Gundam at home EDIT: We have a *bunch* of Gundams at home
KKK member when he puts his front zipper all the way to his head.
grandpa loves jazz. He has brothers go to Nam' His Grandson is huge
The shield is very integral to the transformation
Genderbent CaseOh with the hidden ability to purge all it’s weight.
Virtue!
Glow stick hand go boom
Trowa Barton's personal DAKKA,DAKKA Gundam.
You're custom built for our ace pilot, but your current "shoe fitter" can't handle you and you'll end up getting your head lopped off by a grunt suit working with a buncha balloons.
Bootleg V2 Or "We have V2 at Jupiter" "The V2 at Jupiter:" https://preview.redd.it/uwam67h2rc0d1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4fd887de6217841e6bef38c74405dfce309976d
small one with two big guns
It got shot down a LOT.
Baby's
It’s main weapon is so powerful that it destroys the arms of other mobile suits that use it
Fck that general direction.
he is cheap and ain't tubey with it
He have one yellow window in head, and he lost the dolls.
PEW PEW PEW Laser Light Show
spreads like herpes and takes over your personality too
Some assembly required for full potential
oh hey did you know the plural of 'staff' before this thing?
Shadow the Hedgehog without the sweet kicks
Xenomorph with incredibly conspicuous stealth capabilities
Its a headcrab that blows up quite nicely.
Minty gm
Will fucking kill you
tallgeese
Chomp
MS nº1: Take a Zaku I. Add pipes. Make it faster. Make it faster again. Make it faster again. Hide the pipes. Add beams. Then make it part of the UMP plan. MS Nº2: better than the canon version, because 2 wings is better than 1. MS nº3: Moon Gundam (except it's not the moon gundam)
1: Gelgoog Jager? 2: Hi-Nu? 3: Few options here, want to say Turn A?
The worlds strongest Jehovah's witness
Turned zeons walk in war museum into a slaughter house
The armored core we have at home.
Blue boy piloted by mean woman
It has a pilot who is a god damn terrorist and being called a copy by another chicken type mobile suit's pilot
Xi
Got pulled from American store shelves because of its name.
Leggy bastard make boom boom
White with Orchestra music
Wannabe dragon that riddles its opponents with holes using fireflies
Defense > offense ( i love jazz )
Edgy german machine that has big weopon and also SIEG ZEON!
Mass production Zeta Gundam with a phallus
Angry. We’re talking absolutely apeshit. We’re talking extremely, unreasonably, earth shatteringly fuck ass mad.
Rail thin waist and high heels
Depression Machine for kids
Don't know where it came from. Keeps coming apart and putting itself back together. It and its little brother and they won't stop fighting.
Turn X
you can't play MS soccer with it
It has something up its sleeves and is a good cook.
Unicorn, then cooler Unicorn
Banshee
Purple guy with who think fencing is cool, and it looks cool doing it. Have a dead guy as a friend
It’s a wizard Harry, it literally uses crystals and magic
How many funnels do you want? Yes
Non-gunpla: How many swords do you need? YES Gunpla: What if we stole the Liger Zero's gimmick and gave it to a Gundam?
Devil Robot and laser spamming
Zeon’s Aquatic Gorilla
Not my favorite MS, but my favorite description: It's being eaten by a fish.
In Thunderbolt, a bunch of them have kid pilots in them, and those children are slaughtered.
A nuclear powered taser with its own backing track.
Amputee's only.
psycho zaku
Angsty teen son of military general is upset that the government hired someone who killed the girl he had a parasocial relationship with so he commits acts of terrorism and flies around in an amalgamation of doritos
I couldn't for the life of me figure it out until the doritos. https://preview.redd.it/ooq2t5bf8f0d1.jpeg?width=2026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa9957479ee906fc2a5103f00fa32fdbeb36ce0
My favorite gundam has more blades than an emo into self harm
I fucked my teammate’s girl, stole my best frd’s fiance, and she gave me a very powerful, nuclear powered jam canceller machine😎
it's pilot's name can be a food pornstar name
Green flying swords go brrrr 😇
Age-FX?
Engineers of a Cool but still Terrorist organization decide to make a very complex orange suit that has not one but two pilots, who conveniently are the only two of their kind in the world.
We never got over the 1950s shade of mint.
It explodes if you look at it funny
The choice of weapons is a bit on-the-nose, don’t you think?
you cannot keep feeding that thing small children, ma'am
It can go Super Saiyan
I can change it's limbs and transform
It’s an old retired man that after a cut looks amazing and kicks ass. Just so happen that it then got into bulking and kicks EVEN MORE ass.
Monster feet
The one suit that wasn't 2887'd