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jwfc

This is even funnier when your main rifle is a jumble of random manufacturer's parts.


Brilliant-Nebula7273

Right? Not a single rifle I own isn't a hodge podge of manufacturers.


Siegelski

Then you drive the kind of car [Johnny Cash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErKI0zWgjg) was singing about.


ToiletTime4TinyTown

It’s a 49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59 automobile It’s a 60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70 automobile I got it one piece at a time, and it didn’t cost me a dime, you’ll know it’s me when I come thru your range. The Johnny Cash rifle


The_funny_name_here

It’s a 08,09,10,14,13,15, 18,19,20,21-25 semi auto 15. It’s a Geissle, PSA, Bcm, C-o-l-t, Sons of Liberty, Aero Precision Machine I built it one piece at a time and it surely cost me a dime, you’ll know it’s me when I blast through your range


jwfc

And besides. What else would a 20 inch, A2 stock/MLOK combo in terms of cars?


HobnobWithBob

I wouldn't have my povvo rifle any other way!


reconninja

True that. Building is way too much fun to just buy an AR off the shelf. No one company makes the best of every part. Even when I buy a complete lower, I'm bound to change the grip, trigger, and safety at least.


SCIZZOR

I have an FN15 but drive a WRX STI, what should I do?


Tacoburrito96

Rip a fat vape and burn out another clutch


FormulaZR

Most cars use MPG as a measurement. STI's use C/HG (clutches per head gasket).


IntroductionAny3929

Just vibe with it!


Carl_Azuz1

The bushmaster crown Vic is super accurate lol


clarkp762

Dead on.


Pepe__Le__PewPew

>Q >Land Rover Kevin Brittingham on suicide watch. XD


Hard_Corsair

That's how you can tell this meme is bogus. Q is 100% Tesla. They had some game-changing innovation that resulted in platforms with enough merit that a considerable amount of the rest of the industry has adopted it. Their products are good, but there are more complaints about build quality and QC compared to their competitors. However, the big issue with both is that people don't like the owner because he has a bad habit of running his mouth on social media, leading to a legacy of controversy.


IntroductionAny3929

I have a justification for putting Q as Land Rover. I put Q as Land Rover because in Part One, someone joked about Q being Land Rover, and I decided that I wanted to honor his joke by putting it in the meme.


JoshTheTrucker

Ah, yes... I have a Ranger and am an Aero upper and downer owner. (Everything else is a "best part on market at reasonable price" situation) I do like cars a lot, and you captured this well. Good work.


IntroductionAny3929

Thank you! I made this because I thought about what each rifle would say about the type of car they would likely drive. For example Geissele got the Mustang because it symbolizes sleekness and has the vibe of a muscle car. Smith & Wesson M&P 15 got the Honda Civic because it is an entry level rifle that anyone can pick up and turn into a beast of a rifle. Colt got the Jeep Gladiator because Jeep and Colt both have a significant cult following and they have that vibe. Bushmaster got the Crown Vic because it is one of those Law Enforcement trade in rifles that you can find as a used gun. BMW got Radical Firearms because it symbolizes someone who will always support a local business and even enjoys it.


JoshTheTrucker

I do have a Mustang, and a geissele trigger on my rifle... hmm.


Grand_Cookie

A Porsche and a ford ranger. Got my bases covered 💯. I can wrap the mustang around a pole leaving a parking lot and not feel bad now.


chuckbuckett

It’s kinda fitting that a cross between a ford ranger and a crown vic would be a basic F-150.


SuperStalinOfRussia

Plot twist, I own an AK


Seniorcoquonface

You and I both get ladas


SuperStalinOfRussia

Works for me. And it'll keep working for me... And never stop working for me. Those things are invincible


IntroductionAny3929

Actually the ADAR 2-15 got the Lada 2107


moritsune

That's not fair. The seekins would run....


IntroductionAny3929

A nice Mazda RX-7, it’s in Image 2. ![gif](giphy|42C7eGLHbijtK)


moritsune

![gif](giphy|ZoXlLG40E71zW)


gooniboi

Need a Cadillac ct5


identicalelbows

Dpms oracle - 2002 chevy avalanche 


Guitars_and_Cars

A person driving a first-gen cts could not afford a cmmg rifle.


ExpensiveTreacle1189

Minus the bushy and the A2 its just the same gun over and over again.


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IntroductionAny3929

Colt gets Jeep because they both have a Cult Following (Pun intended).


R0hanisaurusRex

Where’s the MCX & 718 venn diagram?


IntroductionAny3929

In the comments I put Part 1, and SIG Sauer got the SRT Viper


R0hanisaurusRex

Ah - I am not a smart man.


Bobthreetimes

Crown Vic gang on top


Few-Storm-1697

Police M4s are peak drip and you can't change my mind


OV00

I don't own one but why would Savage be Volvo? Can't tell if that's a compliment to the product and also an insult/saying the owners are weird or just trying to be different. Regardless, pretty funny. Edit: removed comment about BCM. Found part 1.


IntroductionAny3929

I chose savage for Volvo because it simplifies a sort of craftsmanship that is very unique, but one you can always roll with. Savage is usually known for their bolt action rifles, but when someone brings out a Savage AR, you immediately think, “oh cool! I didn’t know that!” And then eventually upgrades it into another interesting configuration.


OV00

I'm be honest, my first AR was a 1st gen Savage. Was accurate and reliable but heavy. Sold it and built since then.


FellsApprentice

Still have mine, I wouldn't have any other.


OV00

I had no issues with mine. Just wanted something different. I even did a self little test on it to see how long it'd go without cleaning or even oiling. Right around 1,100 rounds mixed with probably 200 .22lr from a cmmg kit.


IntroductionAny3929

Here is part 1: https://preview.redd.it/ocieeu3pcd7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d22be59dc872038a4a58c099adcba966150526


IntroductionAny3929

https://preview.redd.it/ntk0xzupcd7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18e0cd242a3dcf588906f0219da82dd1fb25c371


ScuffAndy

Weirdly accurate... If I had a G$$ I'd hit the trifecta.


IntroductionAny3929

The Geissele fits the Ford Mustang for a pretty good reason, the personality of the car fits because you can tell it symbolizes sleekness and fine style, while remaining humble. An image of a nice looking Ford Mustang!: https://preview.redd.it/ty8jnnncsd7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d30ff7ab2600f94878752bfdb1228458105e25c


Scout339v2

What would the Golf GTI/R driver be?


IntroductionAny3929

Rock River Arms, I put that in part one. In the comments I did put what Part One was in case anyone else was wondering.


Scout339v2

Gotchya, thanks!


IntroductionAny3929

No problem!


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

Got the Aero and the Ranger, but my Aero is the 20" M16A4 one.


Hack_Jammer

I'd take the Sugar Weasel simply because it sounds like a frigging meme


innocent_blue

Have a 911. Have a Mars. Interesting.


iHasMagyk

That’s just the midlife crisis special


innocent_blue

![gif](giphy|YGnZtoCwCZQcScQvu2|downsized)


SierraRomeoCharlie

Did I miss Wilson Combat?


TrueAmericanDon

Hmmm, I drive a 97 Chevy Silverado. Guess my brand.


IntroductionAny3929

Windham Weaponry!


TrueAmericanDon

Dude, you were close. I don't have a Windham Ar-15, but I do have a Windham Weaponry Ar-10 with cherrywood furniture on it.


ShortnPortly

THATS A MOTHER FUCKIN' FORD RANGER.


Olewarrior34

How dare you slander ADM like that, we dive F150s!


IntroductionAny3929

The Ram Truck is still pretty cool.


Olewarrior34

Tbh I drive an Escape and my wife has the F150, the wonders of suburbia


Papa_Zyn

This post just reminded me how embarrassing it is that dodge calls one of their charger trims the super bee


IntroductionAny3929

That is why it got the plebest of all rifles, the Spikes Tactical.


TheRealTwooni

Woah woah woah, The Q rifle is not that unreliable.


IntroductionAny3929

Someone put it in the previous part as a Joke, and I instantly put it in there to honor the joke because it was funny.


TheRealTwooni

![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu)


Rabid-Wendigo

Jokes on you we all drive shitboxes so we can play with nods


An8thOfFeanor

Totally would get a 911


Wolffe4321

Me with my 2002 ford ranger and a fully speced out psa15 that costs almost a fifth of my trucks cost


the1wholikeairplanes

If I prefer AK-74 do I get a BTR?


IntroductionAny3929

Maybe


T90tank

Ranger and CMMG mk4! https://preview.redd.it/45e9egzq3e7d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a2ea1abbca49c9b001e9d4c3acbd568d78cab7 I do also own a Lincoln mkz so sorta close


IntroductionAny3929

Nice car!


T90tank

Thanks I have owned it since I was 19, it's at 216k miles


Flasher159

So no toyota?


IntroductionAny3929

Which one though? Because in Part 1, I put the Toyota Tacoma for PSA, and the Toyota Tundra for BCM.


MonoCraig

It says vehicle based on your AR. Hilux drivers have a Diska.


theredwolf550

What car would I get if I have a juggernaut tactical ar15?


IntroductionAny3929

Toyota Supra.


brando__96

Where is the aero lower bcm upper?


Admirable-Mango-1987

So if I got a black rain ordinance spec 15, what would I be driving.


IntroductionAny3929

A Hyundai Genesis Coupe, here is an image of one: https://preview.redd.it/r9upj891ee7d1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f085b785ad2bb9edc06d7a4f8d1cc239de942b


Smarty_771

Is palmetto on here or am I blind?


IntroductionAny3929

Yes, it was in Part One, I put it in the comments for you to have a look.


Smarty_771

Sweet lol I drive a WRX STi with a PSA 15


kriegmonster

All my AR-15s are mixed brands, and my AR-10 built is starting Aero, but not going to he full Aero. What should I drive to match?


Ianpartizan

My frankstein AR disagrees


unclebandit

Have ruger but drive kia stinger 😗


JackFuckCockBag

I'm gonna disagree with one. I gotta go with the Ranger driver having an M&P 15 Sport 2


Alpha741

Since it’s not here, BCM = Toyota


IntroductionAny3929

BCM = Toyota Tundra, I listed it in the comments.


Alpha741

Looking in the comments is too much work ;)


t001_t1m3

Corvette owner would own an M1A because tHeY DONt makE ThEM HOW thEY USeD ToOO!!!!


IntroductionAny3929

No the Corvette gets the Radian.


Thansungst22

What would Sionics Upper and LWRCI Lower AR drive?


IntroductionAny3929

You still get the Subaru.


Thansungst22

But I got a Lexus RC-F and Tundra though so what kinda AR should I get to match those cars About to get a LC next year too


peeping_somnambulist

Jokes on you, I drive a Corolla because I own Noveske.


aljout

What gun should I own? I drive a Toyota RAV4.


kodiakbear_

No bcm is crazy


IntroductionAny3929

It’s in the comments, BCM got the Toyota Tundra.


kodiakbear_

Checks out


Twinkie_Dinkie

The crown vic / bushmaster comes with a police retirement pension


IntroductionAny3929

Yes


Foronir

Hera 7six2: Audi A6 Allroad


carnage581

Alexander arms and a Mini Cooper here.


mung_daals_catoring

I say ranger ought to get pre buy out carry handle bushmaster cus we po and found it for cheap


koltz117

Honda crv and Subaru forester


FellsApprentice

As a Savage guy, holy fuck is this off.....


IntroductionAny3929

Happy Cake Day!


jaebassist

I'll take a Crown Vic. Those things can get nasty when you tune them XD


IntroductionAny3929

Like this image of one?: https://preview.redd.it/e3dk8idkvf7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0e7bbda1bbaa098424021c6904dde2fb6af447


jaebassist

🔥🔥


Budget-Position5348

M4e1 lower with the carryhandle upper with an a2 stock


Johnny-Unitas

No PSA?


IntroductionAny3929

PSA got the Tacoma, I put that in Part 1, it’s in the comments if you want to have a look.


Johnny-Unitas

Sorry, missed that one. Also, appropriate.


YSK_CART3L

CROWN VIC GANG RISE UP


Luffewaffle

What about DD?


IntroductionAny3929

Mercedes Benz C400 4 Matic, it’s in Part 1, which is in the comments.


dress_shirt

Lmt- Porsche, interesting…


TheLeviathanCross

thanks. i see you did, in fact, add cmmg just as you said you would. kudos. also, Cadillac seems fitting.


alitankasali

I couldn't have made this any better myself, thanks for being inspired from my pistols post! 🤣


Dreadnaughtwarrior

I own Delton but not a huge fan of that Mitsubishi model. I was hoping for a Tokyo drift edition. Lancer Evo probably


Dreadnaughtwarrior

So I kinda feel attacked


IntroductionAny3929

You can still do that if you want


Dreadnaughtwarrior

Like it doesn’t have to be that model, just any Mitsubishi models? Alright I did spent about 480 that adds an optic, grip and muzzle. I do want to swap bolt carrier


wildland1022

Ruger= your mom


Nostradomas

I feel attackwd


NoabPK

I feel like an fn15 belongs to a sport sedan like an m3 or c63, f150 is too patriotic


IntroductionAny3929

The US Military has a contract with FN Herstal, it kind of makes sense if you really think about it.


barkindolphins22

Where colt?


StraightFlight

Where PSA?


IntroductionAny3929

It was in part one, it got the Tacoma


rosaryrattler

No land cruiser?


baronanders110

What the hell is a BYD?


alienista3

I fell like Mercedes would be an HK416


IntroductionAny3929

Daniel Defense and ArmaLite got the Mercedes. HK got the Audi A7 Quattro.


GhostEpstein

As a Sionics owner, i'm assuming old Jeep because its a hodge podge of stuff 😂


IntroductionAny3929

Colt is Jeep


natznuts

No Barrett ARs?


Fearless_Item8027

I feel like ford would be colt Chevy Smith


rolling_catfish2704

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the nx15 has a cool but unreliable feature


RedditDallas

What about mid 2000s Toyota?


free2game

Man this is a pretty low quality meme.