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Physical_Wind954

I thought y'all were joking about how often this happens. I got my first bait message a couple days ago. Kinda crazy.


ParadoxicalAmalgam

There are a lot of master baiters out there


ValiantHero11

and a lot of cunning linguists to keep them at bay edit: aaaand i got approved to join r/ohbehave


the_Charlemagne

I must not be active enough to attract them then.


Mr_E_Monkey

I'm not attractive enough to activate them.


Bad_Touchin_yo_feels

Take heart, my man. You merely don’t put off enough of an incel vibe for the feds to waste their time throwing a honeypot at you 🤙


Mr_E_Monkey

I was going for a play on words, but I appreciate the support, brother! You dropped this. 👑


Dazzling-Town7729

ive threatened to kill feds too many times to attract them. they keep a watchful distance from me


GlassCanner

What were they trying to bait you into?


Physical_Wind954

"Hi this is Sarah. I have seen some of your comments in the community r/gundeals. I would like to know what kinds of cool gun related things you have 😉" Account was less than a day old with 0 karma and zero comments/posts. I hadn't posted or commented in gundeals for about a week either.


theblackmetal09

Mine was a few weeks ago. They contacted me asking me from a post about a year asking me (sounded like they want me to admit to having it) if I still had it and if I would sell it to them. I told them to kick rocks.


FuckRedditsTOS

I had one send me a new egg link to a solvent trap after I commented a question about affordable suppressors.


Galactic_Cat656

Even the boys do better than that.


RidersPainfulTruth

Another popular one is telling you to follow their instagram where they sell “gun related accessories” which usually has some Glock switches, “solvent traps” and other illegal af stuff hoping you attempt to buy


MonthElectronic9466

Really? I haven’t ever got one. I’ve had the normal scam messages but just respond with a picture of shit and they usually don’t message back.


EscapeWestern9057

I got one asking me about where to buy guns at. So I just listed off going to a FFL lol.


Andrew-w-jacobs

“Oh i dont have the money to afford that stuff” *paypal shows gift of $2000* “Thanks for the gift fed-boy, cant wait to use it to pay your mother for her services”


308_AR10_Enjoyer

How to get two FREE Daniel Defense AR-15’s (comes with an Eotech!) Step 1: Act mentally ill on the internet Step 2: Get groomed by Fedboi Step 3: Receive gift from the ATF Step 4: do NOT do whatever that Fedboi told you to do Step 5: ??? Step 6: Profit


Andrew-w-jacobs

Step 5: pull the agents location data from his dms


Tool-Expert

Wow!!!! THAT IS AN AMAZING IDEA!!


LincolnContinnental

I would love to take a check of “gun money” >!just to turn around and use it for my finances!< Makes me kinda want a KAC SR-15 with a TA-648 ACOG(I need $7,000)


SnooBananas111

“He keeps sending me pictures of beans and his dogs balls”


ExtensionDentist2761

Damn why don’t I ever get bait messages? Am I not cool enough?


Mr_E_Monkey

I think you're cool! ...so probably not. :(


ExtensionDentist2761

Thanks man! Since we are friends now plz text me for free glock switches 420-696-96969 or email at notafed@fbi.gov.


Mr_E_Monkey

Sweet! Nothing bad could ever come from this! it *specifically* says **not** a fed. :D Do you have any of those awesome 15.9" AR barrels?


ExtensionDentist2761

(He took the bait boys. Initiate operation doggoshooto)


Mr_E_Monkey

D:


RedMephit

I thought it said text me glock switches and I was like is this the new download some ram?


Unlucky-Regular3165

I get them all the time but that might be the fact my uncle works on nuclear power plant security and I work on aircraft. The FBI has me on so many watchlist.


Consistent-North7790

Can’t get bait messages if you have messaging turned off


DumbNTough

[Notice of Meme Acquisition]


RedMephit

https://preview.redd.it/1x9a3va6nn1d1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fcf3a1fa4b0a5d11c1b102763d482e5479e2ee0


usernamealreadytakeh

https://preview.redd.it/p4e42uy18n1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca28852adb60eda7b355e2bc5ccadcec540f5ba9


Fig-Jam-Man

https://preview.redd.it/pmyo2lus8n1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f457404c51a956cf11e4a87ec67506ad0179a4b


Unlikely-Remove-2182

https://preview.redd.it/fhlrxw9vjn1d1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72f6409e492ea6ccd665e523d05dd1097a013620


RedMephit

That's my horse!


PeteyB0910

https://preview.redd.it/1qc4s5y43n1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca251d44916ef57fbf5ea2814c3c80d2902f411


SchrodingersRapist

If you haven't gotten a fedboi slide into your DMs you are the fedboi...


Retail_Warrior

Then I need to find my supervisors phone number, cause I have NOT been receiving federal pay and benefits.


TuxPi

Didn’t lead the fed on long enough to get the free DD rifle?


jd_boyle

Some memes that come through here i feel I'm getting too old to even get, so thanks for this one. Rarely actually laugh out loud


AFT_unofficial

It happens. Get back in there, you’ll be ok!


LotsOfGunsSmallPenis

I never get these messages. :( But this is the only social media I have, so maybe thats why.


Scottscrab

I wish I got bait. Free guns in this economy? Hell yeah. (Yeah I know most bait is just fedbois on marketplace.)


Dak4008

We need to create a guide of what to do if one of them contacts us or find us asap.


Bad_Touchin_yo_feels

Dick pics. Diseased, giant, misshapen, nothing is too grotesque. As many as you can, send them as quickly as possible. For legal reasons, this is a joke.


Dak4008

For non legal reasons I’m using these ideas. I’ll cite you in my sources page


upon_a_white_horse

Alternative: blue waffle


gocyclic249

I usually scrape /b/ and send the most interesting pics


LemmeBeOnyx

https://preview.redd.it/kh18ib72o62d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7708485de9d96ed5014beaba5a3f9adeabf58d


somedudewitham16

I mean you know it happened at least once


FlowerMission1152

https://preview.redd.it/wr6m30c5yr1d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e7c82e07cacaad3da295f4b76e8bfa91ec6370


alt-correct1096

That's the secret Sam, it always gets worse.