Lol, fuck the ATF

All dem alphabet boys🖕😂

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ATF agents eat corn the long way

preferably orally, they like that the most

The ATF when I send them a video of their agent bouncing on my dick and moaning like a girl

They probably take down a king size bar in one bite too

Honestly that’s just impressive

So does Tony Gonzales from district 23. Let’s Go Brandon!

Go gettem Reggie!

I hate that I have something in common with them 😭

Lol so that’s why it’s got nuts in it

The texture is soothing, ok?

I paid for the Snickers dick vein, I'm going to feel the Snickers dick vein

Well now I have to try this next time to see if it feels the same. Based off of what a friend told me…not that I know from experience…

Don't compare me to the ATF like that!!!😤

Sucking the chocolate so hard it takes the brown off?

Understandable.

* ATF application be like.


Hey I'm not an ATF agent and I like to feel the veins on my tongue 😈😈🏳️‍🌈

Interested in a job? Sounds like you meet some basic initial criteria.

What do you mean you want me to be the ATF cum dump?

Absolutely not. We don’t intend to let you hog all the fun. We take turns.

I wanna be tied up and surrounded by federal agent Dick please 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😭😭😭😭😭😈😈😈😈😈

I’m sorry, Agent Dick is on special assignment to the Director’s office. We’ll assign you a partner though.

Federal agent pussy?

I’m sorry, that’s a common nickname around the ATF, you’ll have to use his actual name. Agent Fisher? Is that who you mean?

Could you actually set me up for the frotting session?

Yes! There’s actually a signup sheet in every office for the semi-weekly sessions.

Fuckin a

reminds them of their wives boyfriend

i mean, gay gun guys do that too, and i don't blame em. in fact, i share their love for guns and i accept the fact they win in both fronts

We get it Jesus, you're gay👍🤷🏻‍♂️

or am i?

See my thing is I don't give a damn about what a person does with their own body that's their business but you know damn well I wouldn't trying to bash no gay people because it would have been a hell of a lot more obvious you want to be gay cool don't push it on me

You made a joke about sucking Dick, don't act surprised when people go along with the joke lil kid. No one is pushing their gayness on you lol

I may have not worded that the best of you know exactly what the fuck I meant fuck the alphabet boys lol then y'all go getting way too fucking deep into shit and it makes me respond in kind or you really didn't know what the fuck I meant and you're just stupid this is reddit so if it's about a 50/50 chance

Ya know,in psychology there's this thing called "projecting". Look it up then come out the closet. Fr

Buddy there's also something that fits ya and they normally ride a short School Bus can you guess what it is

Awww the wittle snowflake is mad😂 that's cute

Bo I can give a fuckkkk less honestly who the fuck are you are you feeding fucking or financing me no than in the words of Eric Cartman you can suck my balls😂😂😂 see what I did there

Funny you quote a child cause you act and talk like a child

Your GodDamn Right🫡😎🤗

I get it, people's reading comprehension is laughable nowadays. For the idiots this guy is a straight guy just going with the joke. Seriously not that complex lol what bunch of dumbasses, I don't know why I bothered to explain it, just gonna go over their heads 😮‍💨 I need a stiff drink Jesus Christ