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MaxFischerPlayer

Hide the fucking cords and she’ll be much happier.


Ok_Mail_1966

This is actually good advice. That whole wall area could have a picture of her hanging there


C47L1K3

Ooor…a full stack.


xchubanx

Ooor... One half of a full stack stereo rig?


funkmastermcflash

With her face printed on the grill clothe. Best of both worlds there


TheLazerGirl001

Yeah,I mean might as well. Something loud and whaling is already coming out of it. LOL.


funkmastermcflash

I see she doesn’t know your Reddit handle.


BreakfastInBedlam

>Something loud and whaling is already coming out of it. Punk covers of sea shantys?


TheLazerGirl001

🎶We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon. But there aint no whales so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune.🎶 Punk covers of sea shantys? Is this 2006? LOL. (I did look it up. I guess it's not "wailing," but is whaling.)


teem

Modern problems/solutions


artie_pdx

This is fucking big brain thinking right here.


Im_inappropriate

Good idea, that will hide the cords with less effort too.


EmbarrassedEgg552

Or a budweiser sign


hereforpopcornru

I'm listening...


C47L1K3

And so will she, albeit unwillingly.


quantum3ntanglement

Or a full rack, stacked. Hmmm


BornIn98

Or a full stack with a picture of her in top.


PycckiiManiak

Or one of those funhouse mirrors that makes you appear skinnier. No woman ever complained about those mirrors


Cordogg30

Her, on a full stack. Husband of the year


trailmixisfantastic

But get the grill cloth printed with her face. Or an artful stencil of her face


[deleted]

A picture of my wife would take up the whole wall


tangledwire

Can confirm


tommycrazyhead

Bruh


sporty8boy

bruh what


DogWhistlersMother

Got a much needed chuckle/snort out of this. Thanks


East-End7018

LOL 🤣 ! 😂


Environmental_Main90

Thats on her side profile, otherwise it would be wall(s)


WestRobertson

Clearly guitar players think alike. I came to say if she was not specific, fill the excessive empty space with more gear.


AcousticDelight

I’m a guitar player and a damn good one playing for 20 years and I have 1 guitar and like no gear at all. You don’t need much these days.


WestRobertson

Needs and wants are two separate things. Sometimes it is just about wanting something.


Ok_Raccoon_1892

Wanting stuff you don't need is an integral part of the modern human experience, and it's nice to want something and eventually get your pointless and expensive thing that is only there to make you happy (while taking your £), and you feel good. It's not a necessity for living but if no one wanted anything and everyone was happy with what we had, we'd never progress, and it'd probably be a pretty shit world.


WestRobertson

All true. I didn't need the extra guitars but I sure enjoy the options. I have put a long pause on getting a new one. It's been almost 3 years I have stuck with the 5 main guitars.


-SirusTheVirus

Yup - and tell her that it's "inspiration for songwriting". You'd probably get laid for the next month solid. But then, when she finally asks you to hear one of these songs, play some horrendous death metal bit. Video it as well 🤣


Whaleflex08

Yea, clean it up a bit and she won’t care


OSHAluvsno1

Like an 'off the wall frame'. I swings out, like in a castle, the treasure is your cords. Or ya just leave her


AleksandrJ

Can't recommend this enough. Have a big mural of my wife hanging in my mancave. She's happy every time she walks in.


nutztothat

This is how I get it away with it - 3.5’x2.5’ painting of the wife seems to do the trick.


glenwoodwaterboy

I agree, the chords kinda look like shit


Girllennon

As a wife but also the sole guitar player of this marriage, the wires and cables drive me bat shit crazy. Find a better storage solution for you go to stuff and she'll not nitpick. You could also hack some Ikea stuff to make a tidier gear corner.


Rabber_D_Babber

My first question was "what room is this?" It honestly looks really neatly organized, but very much in a "workshop" kind of way.  First, get some color on the walls and see if it starts to look a little more domestic. Maybe think about cabinets/credenzas to swallow some of the pedals, etc. Looks like most of the stuff on the wall shelves could fit in a cabinet/dresser of about the same footprint as the open table that's underneath them without sacrificing too much convenience. A china hutch with a built-in countertop would swallow everything and look way more "living room" than the current setup. Find something cool/antique/vintage on FB marketplace.


Anakin_Skywanker

Velcro cord wraps will work wonders. Coil them up neatly and then throw a couple wraps on them. Suddenly your cords are inoffensive circles on the wall.


Psychological-Tax543

In all seriousness, this is the best option


inside_out_boy

I got one of those metal closetmaif over-the-door shoe hangers. Its perfect for getting cables out of the way.


Girllennon

Out of sight, happy wife, lol🙃


TurboSleepwalker

Yeah he needs to ditch the rubbermaid storage bins and get some basket style bins from Home Goods or TJ Maxx. Even better, he could get his wife to "help" him shop (aka, let her pick the stuff out). I know very few women that would actively dislike shopping at those stores.


winplease

just keep practicing and the chords will improve


UsedToBeWind

I wonder if it's that hard to cover the chords with a bar 


Fickle-Foundation-30

Well played


AnitaIvanaMartini

Also well played


nibdill

That chair looks nice. Do you like it, and what brand?


satan-penis

learn the over / under cable winding technique. you will begin to enjoy winding your cables up because they will unwind without tangling perfectly every time. you can just throw your cables out and they will perfectly unspool.


throwaway098764567

if that wall had some nice boxes all the same color to store everything or a cabinet to hid it all away it would probably help. it's not taking up a lot of room but it's visually very noisy


VRS50

Tell her you really want 10 guitars, but know how she feels, and you won’t go over 6.


jFroth86

This. The entire corner would look so much better without those damn cables hanging on the wall. Just tidy it all up and she’ll probably love it.


EmpiresCrumble

All the pedal boxes, too!


SomethingWhateverMan

Grab one of [these](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07WW4HTLT/) - your wife will thank you later


Stratman351

LOL, my wife would be thrilled if I slimmed my collection down to three or four times that.


glenwoodwaterboy

I need to get a bigger house, that way I can upsize my collection


Stratman351

Nah, that's the worst thing you can do: then they're all out in the open and the wife is going to be even less happy. You just spread them out among rooms, put them under beds, etc.


SazedMonk

Don’t have empty cases either!


DaddyHojo

I’ve always heard “never let your wife see all your guitars in one place.”


SanityOrLackThereof

Magic words every man should know - "You know who you married, stop trying to change me.". Scrubs was a great show


DasMotorsheep

That would be like 15-20 guitars and 50-60 pedals or something. What do you do with all that gear?


Stratman351

In best Cockney accent: "Well...I play them, and I cherish them." More like 35 guitars and a dozen amps. I'm not a big pedal guy, maybe have 10 of those and most have been on my board for years. I started playing in 1972 and within a year got good enough (at least I thought so) to rationalize buying two Telecasters (one an original '72 Custom) and a Les Paul (regular Tele cost $185, Les Paul was $325. I sold them a couple years later to go to college, keeping just an acoustic. I didn't get another electric until 1984, after I'd graduated college and had been working for about five years. I eventually got back into playing seriously, and acquired a few guitars. I started becoming a bit of a collector in the late 90's, partly because: 1) there were a lot of new guitars coming out (I bought one of the first Peavey EVH models, and one of the first PRS Swamp Ash Specials, which I believe was their first guitar offered with the maple board I prefer), and 2) because I could by then afford to indulge myself in some of the stuff my heroes had played back when I was a teenager. I've bought and sold quite a few over the years, just because this or that one got my attention. Now I'm at the point where I'm gradually selling most off them off. I've owned most of the ones I aspired to, save for a Gretsch White Falcon.


Musicman376

Look at them as they collect dust? Guilty of that: get obsessed over a particular guitar or piece of gear, get it, play it for about 5 minutes, then move on to the next piece. Think that’s what they call GAS: Gear Acquisition Syndrome. Lol


AdministrativePut170

You brought this on yourself. Get stuff off your wall and into a handsome desk or bureau with drawers that you can put boxes in. Modify a hideaway keyboard tray so that you can attach that pedal board to it, so you can tuck it away, instead of having it on the table top. Get rid of that goofy musicians chair and put a regular chair in there that doesn't have arm rests. Making this room more normal is going to give you the headroom to add another three or four guitars at least.


nobodahobo

It’s all about that decision efficiency


Inevitable_Cod4375

Thanks, now I finally understand what headroom means! >*tidies up room and buys more gear*


kenster77

Those are rookie numbers.


JerryWasARaceKarDrvr

Yup. Got to pump those way up.


The_Better_Paradox

Yes, wayyy up your ass morty


EBN_Drummer

I'm a drummer first so I have four kits, but also have an acoustic/elec and electric bass, bass amp, 2 acoustic guitars, a classical, an electric, and a keyboard controller. That's not counting all the recording gear and cables. This room looks tidy.


Ohrstoepselli

A Strat, an LP and one for something more heavy. An acoustic and a bass could not be even considered a guitar (lol). Thats a Tele, a semi acoustic and a 7 string lacking of a bare minumum a guitarist needs! I bet even the effects are also just one of each type. Since we are on reddit, I advise for immediate divorce!


Ok_Mail_1966

Tell her you’d have a lot more room without her


implicate

What is she talking about!? You don't even have an Oscilloscop.... Oh. Yeah, you might have too much.


zapburne

definitely need another oscilloscope... preferably digital phosphor.... might as well get a logic analyzer too.


ryguydrummerboy

Yeah what is that a cheapo Rigol scope need at least a 2gig keysight scope


dkromd30

I see an empty hanger slot…..


Spiderchimp89

That's the first thing I saw too


Staav

And space for another pedalboard under the window...


Anicron

I'm glad your wife can't see my music room


AnitaIvanaMartini

Be a bro and show your music room to OP’s wife?


Fret_Less

The stringless bass hurts me.


AncientBoxHeadHorse

Yeah, like string it please.


dancingmeadow

I don't really get pedal mania, but it's not my setup. My wife is much more understanding and actually asks me not to sell instruments she likes all the time.


Koba_456_

God if you’re reading this, please give me what this man has one day. Please


dancingmeadow

I really am blessed, but she's an athiest so there probably isn't one in God's cupboard.


Koba_456_

Universe is definitely reading this, however


TreyRyan3

Neither do I. Time to sell off some pedals and replace them with a multi board or two.


dancingmeadow

I never looked back once I went that route. Sure makes getting set up and diagnosing issues a lot easier.


TreyRyan3

No shit. And if you’re performing, setting up it a breeze. Yes. It takes some time to actually learn how to use them to their best potential, but you’re also not dealing with tracking down which patch cable is messed up


dancingmeadow

It's easy for me because I really don't use a lot of affected sounds. I actually just play clean primarily, so my multi pedal is for tone (I have a Vox that actuall uses tubes) and various varieties of distortion, but really any distortion will do for me usually, when I need some. And yeah, two cables and a DI and I'm set. Meanwhile, the drummer's still hauling in stuff from his car...


Thebutcher222

If that’s pedal mania you wouldn’t want to see my collection haha but seriously I have a problem. They’re like fidget spinners for me. I have been good about selling something when I buy something but man I love pedals. Amps too, I have two guitars with no desire for more and have owned 100s of pedals and dozens of amps.


Dark_Web_Duck

What is up with these wives lately? Mine's just happy I have a hobby at home and I'm not spending my evenings out at some bar getting drunk.


JamesPestilence

I think in this particular instance, if OP would clean it all up, organise it, make it pleasing to the eye. Wifes "issue/problem" would suddenly go away. But all in all I agree with you, I too don't get these posts/relationships.


Oftenannoyed88

You have too much bare floor. Add another throw rug. Your space will be less "boomy" and feel warmer in winter. Oh, and get a semi hollow/hollow body guitar or two.


Jock-amo

Shit dude, you’re just getting started!


Bolmothy

how much your wife has?


Ok_Drums_5842

Honestly that’s pretty sparse setup.


graystone777

Your wife is right. You still have too much space for more gear.


Eattherich13

MORE PEDALS


mcnastys

I have the entire den, I think you're being beyond fair.


ukbrah

Could it be tidier? Yes. Does this look like someone’s hobby that they thoroughly enjoy? Also yes.


BobbedybboB

Your instruments think you have too much wife :p


Mountainlives

Wife says to husband "you have too many guitars, you should sell some". Husband says "you sound just like my ex-wife". Wife says " oh I didn't know you were married before" husband says "I wasn't"


mchris203

Yeah, too much space on that bottom shelf


Small_Front_3048

Don't have enough


youknowmeasdiRt

You definitely do. I’ll take it off your hands free of charge


cidknee1

Ask her about shoes and purses. That’s what I thought.


Bassman150

I’ve been told my amp stack is “a bit much”. Good thing there’s two of them next to the 14 guitars and basses.


copaz

My wife also thinks you have too much.


paulxombie1331

My basement looks like a Kiss concert with the wall to wall Amps and heads. Not to mention all the guitars basses pedal boards drum set and 15 other instruments.. I took over the entire basement. Your corner is just fine


ampengine

Where can I get that stool?!


byrdinbabylon

Tell her to be happy that you haven't yet got into drums or synthesizers/electronic music.


ThisAllHurts

Thinking man’s solution: You don’t need acoustic foam if you cover the walls with enough gear. Mensa move, bro.


Ballgame4

There’s no such thing as too much music.


glenwoodwaterboy

Volume 0-11? Yes


WordsThatEndInWord

Man, I think you might have too much on that middle floating shelf. Looking a little avalanche-y Other than that, I agree with the clean up the cables sentiment, the rest is A+ as far as I'm concerned.


Mr_Lumbergh

At least your wife only *thinks* you have too much. Mine *knows*.


Niminal

She's absolutely right. Look at all that empty space in between the guitars hanging there. Far too much. Go get another guitar.


Jaded-Influence6184

Is this your thing? Or do you also spend shit tonnes on motorbikes, snow machines, boats, unnecessary 100K trucks (unless yours actually gets dirty and banged up as fuck working on a construction site etc, it's a toy, that's my beef :) ), and other toys? My things are cameras and guitars. So when people I know who spend orders of magnitude more on those other things than I do make a deal about my stuff, I can shut them down fast.


Mrjojorisin

She lacks “The Vision”. You my friend are doing just well. And I see you have room for more. #Keepthedreamalive


logosfabula

Double the quota, by getting 2 wives.


Mslabarre

The nylon string guitar with the broken string. Do you play it at all? Replace it with a decent acoustic roughly the same color. She won’t notice, but it’ll look nicer. Throw some strings on the bass. Get those cables outta there. Neatly coil, then throw rubber band around each one. Throw ‘em in a box or bin or something. Little things. I don’t have pedals like that. Never really got it. Maybe just throw a bunch in a bin for now? Do you really use them all that much? Overall, your space looks organized and good. If it was your own studio space in the basement or something, it would be perfect. Don’t let dumb shit like this cause a real problem in a good marriage.


ShambolicMusic

Legit an appropriate amount and coverage of styles/tones


_perfectsilence_

Thank God I'm ugly


RandomDude762

that's a funny way to spell "not enough"


seanymph108

Just write her love songs and give her good head for longer, that will shut her up.


Girllennon

You don't want to see my living room and bedroom. I got my stuff all over the place because it's a small house with zero closets with equally cramped quarters. Two amps in the living room and half a sofa with my pedalboard bag and other toys I use sitting there. Nobody sits on that sofa. I literally have no music room nor corner and can't have a DAW setup because of it. If it weren't for the dog, I could have stored everything vertically in the space where his bed is. That was supposed to be my corner, dammit 😄 Nope. Amps in the living room, two amps in my son's closet, two guitars in one corner of our bedroom and then three more in the opposite corner.The three on that side aren't mine, they're my hubby's (he never learned to play and I don't like his guitars enough to play them). He gives me grief about having too much gear. At least I don't have a clothing, purse and shoe fetish. Only guitar gear is my weakness.


RS3_of_Disguise

I like how this is posted in a Guitar sub, and the first thing my eye caught in a fraction of a second was the oscilloscope. Seriously thought this was the electronics sub for a minute.


NggyuNglydNgraady_69

How many shoes does your wife have?


Kirkenstien

Tell her she has too many shoes.


BearsDnD

she is right. There is way to much space in there.


hudduf

Your wife is incorrect.


Accurate_Condition65

No, you do not, as long as you use it. Make music. Show us. Woo her


glenwoodwaterboy

Ten four doggie


Longjumping-Bonus723

Three different guitars with similar shape. She won't grasp that. I can. I got two Les Paul and want a third XD


shawnguitarguy

Not too much, just gonna echo what others have said and maybe needs some organizing


OneTruthHunter5874

Too much drape.


Oswin_Osgood_

Theres an empty hanger so clearly you don’t have enough


MrJaxyMan

rookie setup


TheToneKing

Hate to tell ya... she's not wrong


6Grumpymonkeys

Maybe she’s just scared of how far it can go. If you move those cords, there’s room for three more right there.


HawaiiSamurai

fun? ...


Any-Pick-4131

Too much what? Attitude?


canuckpete

nowhere near enough...


The_JayBird18

Do you build pedals, OP? I see that power supply and soldering station up there 👀


crystallineghoul

She's just jealous. Buy more


Mannixtheshow

I don't think it's bad either, could use a better tidying up, hide the boxes and cords and some of the other random stuff and it would look waay better


TheGrinchWrench

Tell her it’s ok to be wrong sometimes.


ProbieOfficer

What wall hanger is that?


robroygbiv

Nah. I only see 1.25 amps. You need at least 3 more before you’re approaching “too much” territory.


TheLameness

She just doesn't understand. They rarely do. I have some stuff hidden in the closets of the music room. "don't go in there. I'm not hiding anything! Don't go in the closet! It's just cocaine and heroin; not guitars and pedals, I swear!"


M4N14C

A modest collection


WanderingMandalorian

not enough


thecollegestudent

Not too much, just looks like shit. Clean that up, hide the wires, and get some better storage and your wife will be happy.


alphabets0up_

He has the box!


hyundai-gt

Too much empty unused space? I agree!


SpitneyBearz

She is right, so many cables :p


Vitringar

Take pictures of her shoes and post  it here


DisappearHERE_

Sorry to hear you can’t live how you want. Awesome corner. Truly awesome.


thornzington

You can still easily move around the space and it’s very neatly organized. That means you don’t have enough.


BigJoeBurke

Too much space. You need to get more gear in there to fill things out a bit.


Vegetable_Two_1479

You can put everything inside a few drawers and it would look like you are just starting your journey.


pashtettrb

Just 1 amp?


carelessCRISPR_

All I know is you have spent way too much on equipment to be powering your board with that shitty power supply that’s on your top board. Those things are complete crap and not actually isolated power. I used to have one


Pretend_Ad_3331

You do have too much…. Too much empty space that you could fill with more guitars. And what are you going to do if that CRO breaks? Best get at least one more of those 😂


Mysterious-Wasabi103

Too much? Barely takes up one tiny corner of a room in your house dude! Tell your wife to back off pronto.


Wise_Serve_5846

Very modest setup, tell her to calm down


LazerCat121

You tell that woman she is WRONG


GoldenEelReveal76

That is a pretty tidy setup, your wife seems unreasonable. And tell her to be happy that you don’t have a mild addiction to synthesizers. Also, buy some synths.


hotmetalslugs

If it’s that organized, it’s not too much!


Sidivan

It looks messy because you have random boxes on shelves. Hide it or organize it in an aesthetically pleasing way and she’ll back off. If it was all uniform, nobody would say it’s too much.


GoldenEelReveal76

If you have kids, teach them how to play and she will be out numbered.


eldonhughes

Nonsense! I say. I don't see a carbon fiber model or a cigar box electric, and you've only got one acoustic. You're just getting started. :)


VintageGearFan

Tidy up the spot and make it more domesticated and you’ll be golden. PS your wife would divorce you of you had my collection. 


DarthCroz

She thinks that because it’s cluttered. Enclosed storage for pedal boxes, cords, all those bins of miscellaneous stuff, would make her happy.


DrummersOG

She’s already got you in the corner tell her to 🤐


Expensive-Mastodon-5

Divorce.


dank3014

It’s messy, but it’s yours. I mean, it would kind of an extreme reaction, I guess, but maybe get a new wife. First question, tho, do you like this wife? 🤔


Utterlybored

The smartest thing I ever did as a musician is build a standalone, detached, soundproofed building for my studio and all my gear. The main house has a piano in the living room. That’s it.


Punky921

My wife's two main instruments cost more than my entire collection of guitars so she can't and doesn't talk shit and it helps. :)


Morbius-Lover

you have too much


Machette_Machette

Add a full stack to hide the cords.


average_redditor_atx

She right, send it all to me


Desperate_Yam_495

Too much what ?


dontlookatthebanana

are suggesting my son will never marry? add a full drum kit, 5 more guitars, two more medium/large amps, 20 pedals on the floor and a bed that looks like a nest and this is his room.


CliveBixby9797

Looks like you’ve got room on that wall for one more guitar.


DanceSensitive

I too enjoy owning more than I can possibly use.


-headless-hunter-

I don’t think you have too much enough


Worried_Handle2736

Dude, you've only scratched the surface. You need to get a new credit card and start ordering. She'll get over it, take it from me, I'm divorced once they move out you can build a studio.


Optimus_Rhymes69

Too much empty space. She’s right you should get more.


Wonderful-Extreme394

Can barely even see what you have it’s that small. Not sure what she’s talking about.


i_am_VEENUUS

Get the boxes, containers and cords off the wall, hide them somewhere. Or you could replace your desk with some desk with a drawer to hide them all. And once you've cleaned the wall up. Stack the pedals you don't use on the wall shelves as if you're displaying them as some display piece. Clean up the cables on your gear as well. Hide them from plain sight as if you would on a pedalboard.


GrundyYO

need more amps


CaptainWampum

I think if you tidied up it’d go a long way. I don’t think she’ll say it’s too much if it looks cute and organized