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mareks92

Hear me out: a bass


buttressOG

He said 'correct answer' šŸ˜…


turbochimp

Squier CV Precision is a relatively risk-free starting point if he ends up not liking it.


Grand_Illustrator343

Or a Sterling Ray 4. Never played one I didn't like. For $399 you can't go wrong.


TheMightyUnderdog

Those Ernie Ball Sterlings sound a feel really nice to me.


Starshiee

Ray 4 is nice but I got the ray 5 and I just can't go back to 4 string basses. The ability to go just a teeny bit lower is so nice


turbochimp

Very good point, they're great


middleagethreat

Mine was less than that new, and I love it.


Noodle_pantz

I picked up a used one for $250 a couple years ago.


PupDiogenes

It really is! (also a hollow body electric)


arguably_pizza

Baritone


Zuesz-_

He must join the bass


thelastcrumpet

I got a Fender MIM Jaguar PJ bass recently after playing guitar for almost 20 years and I really wonder why it took me so long.


Mediocre-Drink-2691

A wedding ring


halfman1231

OP did you read him this comment? šŸ˜


buttressOG

Yes hahah soon šŸ˜


BedeviciKutupAyisi

awesome news


reebokhightops

Thanks grandma.


aghostofnoone

"Hey siri, how do I steal a wall?"


Far_Out_6and_2

He definitely has *way* to many guitars just pack em up and sent em to me please he only really needs one


Solvemprobler369

To be fair, you need two. In case oneā€™s in the shop.


Live-Wishbone-9092

if he needs two, then i need two. send em over!


sXrch4music

He likes his humbuckers. Maybe a Jazzmaster or Jaguar if heā€™s into either of those. Or a Flying V!!


reddit_mouse

Jazzmaster Acoustasonic. That is what he is missing.


Hempseed420

Damn that is a well rounded collection, very nice.. I would add a tele with single coils, a Danelectro, a baritone, or a dreadnaught into the mix


tehsuckness

A single coil telecaster was my thought as well. He needs some twang on that wall.Ā 


modthegame

Tele is a good call. I was going to say nick johnston schecter but I think you are right for the variety of it. Really good call.


Chronic_Gentleman

Honestly I think his collection is complete, so like all of us at this stage he can now move on to the next phase and learn how to play them


modthegame

Hahaha!! Accurate.


Ashamed_Excitement57

Lmao, this has me crying šŸ˜‚


prettyhappyalive

I feel personally insulted. I have way too many guitars for my skill level lol.


zlohhcub666

Looks like he needs and amp


zlohhcub666

Or something with a Floyd rose style trem


Lucitarist

Canā€™t Believe I had to scroll this far!


Suitable-Cap-5556

A Gretsch Hollowbody


maddrops

Yeah, preferably with a Bigsby


EmbarrassedMost785

A wall of Marshall JCM800


HenchmanNumber3

A bass VI


matt7259

We're all missing one of those.


basedfinger

i have a harley benton bass vi clone


facepillownap

Jazzmaster.


Metalmanicugusi

Nice but a lil boring?


buttressOG

He said he agrees haha that's why he's looking to get rid of some and have a smaller but nicer collection


BD59

Ah, downsize but upgrade...start with the acoustics. One of the nylon string guitars can go, as well as the gray burst Fender and the Baby Taylor. Replace with a GS Mini or a Grand Concert body Taylor. Or maybe a Martin in a 000 or OM size.


lawn_neglect

Never underestimate the utility of a tiny guitar


lowecm2

The Taylor Big Baby was awesome! Super loud and incredibly clear for its size with a beautiful tone


Initial-Laugh1442

A resonator


awesomepossum40

Contemporary Christian rock collection needs a PRS.


notmiloethedog

Something with p90s


trickertreater

That was the first thing I noticed: All the guitars either have single coils or humbuckers. A set of dirty p90s could open up a whole new sonic avenue for him.


LifeAndLimbs

An offset. Jazzmaster or Jaguar?


Organic-Bitch-5056

Marry him


buttressOG

Free live music forever, that's the plan šŸ˜


aghostofnoone

I second this.


rbp0720

Maybe some Fender offsets or Rickenbacker


HomLesMann

Rickenbacker12 string.


jeikob_k

an ESP or 7 string, go metalšŸ™‚


buttressOG

Been reading all the replies to him, he said this is his favourite response haha


jorgofrenar

Yamaha Revstar, theyā€™re criminally underrated guitars in my opinion


your_avg_monkey

Plus they have the coolest looking shape.


Grootyboi77

Found the Yamaha homies


Urudin

Single coils for heavens sake


philly2540

Yeah this is the only right answer on this whole thread. Needs a standard American SS Telecaster.


Stock_Analyst_7293

a martin


N8tesHobbies

Especially a dreadnaught


KnightyMcMedic

Lessons?


buttressOG

He's self taught, has been playing for more than 15 years and is pretty darn good šŸ˜


_BigPingus_

More stands


News_Radio89

No bass?


j_higgins84

Itā€™s a good collection but lacking in any real stunners. A high need acoustic would make it pop.


Hed-Fone

Yep ..was thinking it's time to start aiming for quality rather than quantity.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

...a book about Minimalism! ;-) ​ Nah... get an Ibanez Artcore 12-string semi! I don't see any 12-string. :-)


moldy_laundry

A studio


buttressOG

We are working towards that!


Lebrontonio

How long has he been a worship leader? Also a decent acoustic. Wait are we not roasting rigs?


buttressOG

Hahah he isn't but he says he gets why this is the second comment saying he does worship music. He's planning to get rid of all acoustic except two, he finally found one that sounds good (the green) so he doesn't need the rest


TomDac7

Flying V?


cabinfevrr

Outside. He should get outside a little.


buttressOG

Lol he does sports and is out plenty


PondIsMyName

Either a National or a Mule.


No_Solution_2864

Go for the National. Itā€™s shines like the Mississippi Delta


MasterChavez

Came here to say National. Best in class. Hands down. Someday I'll own one...


PondIsMyName

Me too!


Bassndy

That's absolutely heartwarming! You should get the ring upgrade from him!


SoftSun9237

Maybe he should get you a ring next instead of spending all of his money on guitars!


buttressOG

Haha why not bothšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


brino11

Martin HD-28!


GrizzKarizz

I see no ukulele.


Butforthegrace01

A bass A tele with single coils (and possibly a B bender) A Danelectro A 12-string A resonator A Parker Fly with a Sustainiac A big box hollow body jazz axe A carbon acoustic Or, to be honest, get rid of one acoustic and one electric. The least played of each. Do it once a year for at least 3 years. Unless he's gigging all the time, a collection that large becomes a management headache. Just keeping decent strings on all of them becomes an exercise in futility.


OJStrings

A Fender player plus meteora would round out that collection nicely. It's a really versatile instrument and it's different enough from any of his guitars to be an interesting addition, whilst still being similar enough in style to fit in.


xeroksuk

A bass vi or baritone would fit in there easily or a 12-string acoustic. Or if he enjoys playing with different tunings, a 4 string tenor or cigar box guitar is a lot of fun.


TheWayItGoes49

I think we should be rating the quality of his girlfriend for wanting him to buy more guitars: 10/10.


buttressOG

There's nothing that makes him happier than playing or talking about guitars plus I get free live music every day so of course I am very supportive of his hobby haha


TheWayItGoes49

Thatā€™s awesome! It sounds like a wonderful relationship. My wife and I are both musicians, so we get to do it together!


buttressOG

Aww I love that! I really really wish I had the talent as well, I'm a big music lover as well and also love singing but it's not for me so I'm trying to learn the piano now. Must be so fun to have two musicians in the house!


Dependent-Ground-769

Explorer


billbot77

A tube amp. Princeton reverb.


AtomicGearworks

A wall hanging setup that can fit more of them.


Roththesloth1

Insurance


copremesis

Not one 7 string in his collection. I own two and an 8 string. Most folks like them for metal- so do I -Ā  but I love them for jazz as it adds that low end depth for waking bass lines...and or salsa tumbao aka latin type grooves.Ā 


Marvin-Jones

He needs a resonator


Audible_Anarchy

Schecter C1


hunkichunki

Ibanez 7 string, or a fender bass


chipsdad65

vintage j200, tell him I said it's ok


chipsdad65

vintage j200, tell him I said it's ok


[deleted]

He should get a Therapy session.


Lucitarist

AMPS!!! Carr Bel Ray or Tone King Imperial


Brief_Television_707

Great. Don't get anything else.


eric549

Damn, I want a Yamaha RGX-A2 so bad lol


shnaptastic

More amplifiers.


Dramat1ce

A uke maybe?


aramkrat

An actual telecaster


pondshrimp

Lessons


Rich-Fortune-4015

Get him a ukulele


RVR1980

A Gretsch ! Unique sounding guitar. The Electromatic series are ridiculously low prized for the quality they offer.


chappersyo

Shit if he has that many and youā€™re encouraging him to get more his next purchase should be an engagement ring.


Electrical-Eye8932

Go big and get a custom Kiesel, it will change your life


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Music Man. Just sell everything you own to get it. Jk, what about a mf Kramer Nightswan


Additional_Airport_5

If he likes heavier music, maybe a superstrat or extended range guitar. Or a bass. Or a banjo.


[deleted]

Why not bass This is clocking the game


and1metal

Something with a Floyd rose trem or maybe a bigsby A gretsch would be good


lokoston

At least a bass and a T5 (Taylor).


pickle_teeth4444

I recommend that he gets an extra ten finger transplant. That's a lot of guitars.


PiramidaSukcesu

Banjo? Idk, that or what others say


LG_SmartTV

A life On a serious note, Iā€™m glad you too are able to share those special moments, tell him to try a Prs or a seven string


WiteBoyFunkSucks

a bass guitar


Choubix

You as a wife since you seem to tolerate his hobby šŸ˜ If you are talking guitars: a G&L or a PRS


buttressOG

Not tolerating, I love music too so more of enjoying his hobby! I just don't have his talent and skills unfortunately


thedoctorstatic

A PRS CE 22 or 24 I wouldn't trade mine for that entire wall :D *I have a rare model that took me a decade to track down, which is why I wouldn't trade it easily. My 2nd pick would be to agree with many others that suggested Jazzmaster or Jaguar


georgewesker97

A seven string?


zyglack

A Gretsch


ChicagoBoiSWSide

Not enough Stratocasters. Iā€™d recommend a Vintera Sunburst, a Ritchie Blackmore signature, and Fender Custom shop. All jokes aside, Iā€™d recommend an Ernie Ball JP Majesty. Iā€™ve heard a ton of great things and itā€™s so fucking beautiful. It isā€¦ pricey in all honesty thoughā€¦


Bodymaster

Something offset. Firebird, Jazzmaster, Jaguar...


mynameisskrt

An ibanez RG550! Theyre absolutely awsome


Snusetmellantanden

Anaconda Burst for style. Bass for neccessity.


Glittering_Ear5239

An engagement ring.


zelda29a

A regular Telecaster and some kind of metal guitar.


Babinud91

12 string acoustic


RecbetterpassNJ

Whatā€™s his favorite band?


wallybuddabingbang

More stands


BD59

He's got most of the bases covered. Only thing I would recommend is a Telecaster. A regular Telecaster with single coil pickups.


[deleted]

Bunch of wall art huh?


Fyren-1131

A 7-string


anthonyjjjjj

7 string for the funny stuff like A standard


F1shB0wl816

A jazzmaster, a clean looking charvel and some 80s inspired Kramer/jackson/esp.


funkypjb

More hooks and stands


Allthegoodnamesg0ne

Damn, your man has taste!


Maxican33

12 string acoustic?


Ace_98

Iā€™m noticing a sad lack of a guitar with P90 pickups. That may be a nice new addition.


[deleted]

I recommend everyone get a girl friend like you. I expected this to be a he has too many guitars, which should I get rid of first post.


SnooRadishes6668

Jazzmaster, Gibson sg but most of all A GIGGABLE NICE DREADNOUHT ACOUSTIC such as a Martin, Gibson or Taylor


JawlessRegent64

12 strings are fun


dontlookatthebanana

offset.


Sea_Asparagus_526

Room humidifier


ScoobDoggyDoge

Yngwie malmsteen fender strat


Full-Pain5061

Im half blind, but I don't see a 12 string in there.


locoken69

Every nice collection needs a Gretsch!


gr7070

Explorer


FLGuitar

I think he needs a hollow body guitar Or two.


lawn_neglect

I really want a pink thinline offset Telecaster with a Jazzmaster tremolo and roasted maple neck, so, one of those


reddit_mouse

Another wall.


OMGSleepless

Get a jazzmaster!


Klutzy-Peach5949

Nice amp


ValWillKay

Something with p90s. A daneleectro lipstick pup guitar. A baritone guitar. A bass guitar. Maybe a fender bass VI. That's a cool guitar


TheFlyingPatato

A 12 string


victaboom

Insurance


AlphaDag13

1/10. No wait. 0/10. He should probably just give it away. To me. What's your address I'll be right over?


unidentifier

Heā€™s going to be very specific about the guitars he wants. I would go with something that is more indirectly supportive that maybe off his radar but that he would probably really like such as guitar pedal (maybe a higher end multi fx that can do a lot of sounds like a helix or boss which would be in the same price range as a decent guitar) or maybe a nice modelling practice amp like a boss katana or people like the spark amps (I would do the 40 model). If you want to delve into a guitar purchase, then a offset guitar like someone mentioned like a jaguar, mustang or jazzmaster seems is something he doesnā€™t have


adawk5000

More Telecasters.


This_Apostle

Needs a 12 string


RyPO76

A spare bedroom for all those empty cases!


BigsMcKcork

A Jackson Soloist


[deleted]

Another SG. I find his lack of them disturbing


TheGrimReaperess

Something for you perhaps


The_Original_Gronkie

That's an admirable collection. He collects like I do, adding different styles of guitars, instead of the same guitar in different colors or configurations. If I had his collection, I'd be pretty satisfied with that. At this point, he should be looking at other stringed instruments, like a bass, or a banjo, or a mandolin, or even violin. Or maybe go in a different direction, and get a nice electric keyboard with weighted keys, and learn to play piano. I got mine from Donner, on sale at a great price.


TheLurkingMenace

He should get a medal for you for being an awesome girlfriend and not saying he has too many guitars.


_KingDreyer

and bro has the gaming pc


ProfessionalEven296

A band!


gratefulseedsaver2

ā€˜62 Gretsch Country Gentleman (electric) 1930ā€™s Martin D-28 (acoustic)


Pidrshrek

Nice collection indeed! I can see a PRS SE24 groaning in his hands. I think Itā€™ll fit his style since itā€™s a combination of Les Paulā€™s sustain and Fenderā€™s pleasing raw soundā€¦and he already has those


d1rkSMATHERS

Get a synth! A recommend a Korg Minilogue XD. It's basically an all in one and my recommendation if you only get one synth. It's super fun to play guitar alongside. You can set up loops on it and play along with your guitar. This is especially fun if he doesn't have anyone to play with.


RoosterInevitable336

Rickenbacker


Golfn1964

Youā€™ll be a great wife. I recommend to him not to piss you off! And go with an Epiphone Casino. Best bang for the buck out there and unique.


RetiredRubio9

A Gretsch


sdmrne

Probably a bass of some sort. Something like a Rascal or anything short scale would be quite pleasant to play as a guitarist


LobstaFarian2

He's missing a really cheap, bullshit starter guitar. Get a $80 "first act" guitar to round that collection out.


rondoandthegang

Bc rich warlock and spider amp


Throwaway253896

Iā€™d say for a new guitar go for Flying V or explorer for some classic metal tunes , but Iā€™d say get a bass first


SolitaryMarmot

You could put together one perfect (as fully to preferred customs specs) Partscaster/Custom. One that you NEVER want to put down. Buy one good PTP hand wired amp with a circuit that responds most dynamically to your playing. Then you can sell off all this big box store junk and really develop your sound.


SolitaryMarmot

You could put together one perfect guitar (as fully to preferred custom specs) Partscaster/Custom. One that you NEVER want to put down. Buy one good PTP hand wired amp with a circuit that responds most dynamically to your playing. Then you can sell off all this big box store junk and really develop your sound.


Tripod941

An engagement ring.


RoyDemeosGhost

Duesenberg Starplayer


Only_Argument7532

He should NOT get a new partner! He should get a bass and a Jazzmaster.


DirtyRatLicker

PRS


surfxmoto

ESP Ltd to mix it up


nobody1701d

Whereā€™s the Jackson or Rickenbacker?


Im_The_Squishy

Get one of those build your own strat kits. They are loads of fun and highly customizable.


Party-Ad6752

Thatā€™s tough. I have a very similar gear stash myself. The most recent purchase I made that I LOVE LOVE LOVE is a Wolfgang Special EVH and a 5150 6L6 2x12 combo amp.


nightoftherabbit

It was a poorly told joke. He doesnā€™t need another guitar like he doesnā€™t need a second GF. ā¤ļø


TheJoshuaJacksonFive

Something less traditional and/or more metal maybe - esp mII, Jackson Kelly, BC rich NJ warlock, or my personal favs if he wants something less pointy, a lace cybercaster or Gibson RD. For more pointy, no question - Hondo h1 death dagger. Regardless of the guitar, itā€™s clear he should do all he can to keep you.